Bitch living in an apartment

"..." Lu Ziqiao's eyelids twitched: "Are you surprising or frightening Teacher Zeng? One link after another, this is to punish Teacher Zeng to death~"

"Of course it was a surprise."

"I only saw surprise, what about your joy?"

"It's in the small box on the window next to it." Bai Zhi Nunu mouthed.

"..." Lu Ziqiao opened it to take a look: "Cake? Did you buy it?"

"No, I did it myself. It's not difficult to make a cake." Bai Zhi shrugged: "It's true for Yifei. How could there be no cake for this kind of thing? Besides, is there a cake for spreading?" Soul, so I put cream in the box and wipe Teacher Zeng's face directly, so that the cake here can be eaten, and with the soul, it won't dirty the room, how good is it?"

"It's very thoughtful." Lu Ziqiao nodded knowingly: "When I saw the cake, I did have the urge to wipe it on someone's face, is there any more?"

"I'm going, you're more ruthless than me~ My method is to punish Mr. Zeng to death, and you still ask if there is more?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao touched his nose in embarrassment, okay~ He did say that just now, this is to punish Teacher Zeng to death, but in the end, he himself became unsatisfied.

"That's true."

"..." Lu Ziqiao's body instantly petrified, brother, is it that I am more ruthless than you?You pay back my guilt.

Bai Zhi pointed to the table outside: "I've prepared a backup. If Mr. Zeng sees that there is no electricity and goes to pull the switch, he will be scared back by the projection in the corridor."

"You set up a corridor of terror again?" Lu Ziqiao asked dumbfounded.

"Why do you say it again?"

"Isn't it the horrible corridor you arranged last time? We were locked up for a long time."

"That's called the secret room corridor, which is different from the horror corridor."

"..."

There is a yarn difference.

Lu Ziqiao complained, last time I just made a little more secret room. Simply put, it’s an upgraded version of the horror corridor, but that’s fine. Anyway, their plan is to make Zeng Xiaoxian unable to see clearly and make mistakes in the house decoration. Judging, putting some things in the corridor can be regarded as achieving the goal.

"We've been waiting in the bathroom for a long time, and Yifei and the others are going to suspect us." Lu Ziqiao said silently, "You go out first, and I'll go to the bathroom first."

"Oh~~" Bai Zhi nodded, and then suddenly seemed to think of something: "Wait a minute, you can't..."

"Pa~~" Before Bai Zhi had time to speak, Lu Ziqiao lifted the toilet, and then found that the small box next to the flush switch was opened instantly, and before he could react, he saw something hit his face .

"What's all this?" Lu Ziqiao was anxious for a moment, and hurriedly wiped off the things on his face: "Cream? Bai Zhi, didn't you say that you prepared a gift when Teacher Zeng came back? Why did you mess with my face?"

"Who told you to destroy my mechanism?" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "It's all right now, I have to install another one."

"Do you dare to cheat me a little more?" Lu Ziqiao complained, picked up a tissue next to him to wipe off the cream on his face, just about to use the faucet, when he suddenly remembered Bai Zhi's words, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart: "This faucet There is also an agency?"

"Nonsense? Didn't I tell you?"

"` ‖..." Lu Ziqiao now understands the true power of Bai Zhi's series of tricks: "I almost fell for it knowing the truth. This teacher Zeng is a commoner who can't escape being punished."

Bai Zhi curled her lips, gave a 'cut' in dissatisfaction, went over to take a look, pressed the spring back again, and filled the cream again: "Don't move anymore, I have to use the toilet downstairs to borrow it."

"Then what about Mika and the others?"

"I'll tell them that the surprise we prepared will only be triggered by the first person to use it, so they can't use the toilet here until Teacher Zeng comes back. They should understand."

"I think something is missing." Lu Ziqiao looked at the toilet: "I always feel something is wrong~"

"What's wrong?" Bai Zhi asked dissatisfied.

"Oh~ I remembered." Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "Wait for me, I'll go shopping."

"..."

Bai Zhi didn't know what harm Lu Ziqiao had done, but she still closed the door (Zhao Lihao) gently, and then warned the others not to go into the toilet, lest they also fall into the trap, and it will be ugly then.

Not long after, Lu Ziqiao came back from the outside, holding a few cylinders and a remote control for something unknown.

Seeing this scene, Bai Zhi was a little surprised: "You don't want to put a spring on the toilet to bounce Teacher Zeng into the sky, do you?"

"If I dare to do this, Yifei will be the first to kill me. Don't worry, no, it's just a milder prank."

"How gentle?" Bai Zhi asked in disbelief.

"You'll know when you see it."

Lu Ziqiao opened the cylinder, and when Bai Zhi saw what was inside, the corners of her mouth twitched twice: "It's really gentle, Niubi, okay, I'll help you fix this."

"I also specially installed a camera, in order to see Teacher Zeng's expression, it will be very exciting then."

"..."word.

Chapter 1727

"surprise~~"

Bai Zhi was helping Lu Ziqiao to do something in the bathroom, when he heard a shout at the door, such an obscene voice, it was Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi stopped, Lu Ziqiao asked in a daze: "I seem to have heard Teacher Zeng's voice, what's the matter? Didn't Teacher Zeng say to come back at night?"

Bai Zhi suddenly thought: "We have prepared a surprise for him, and it is not ruled out that he will also surprise us, so come back early."

"I'll go, we're not ready here~~"

"Hurry up, I'll drag him. If it's done, you can just come out." Bai Zhi hurriedly dropped the things in her hands, and ran out.

It seemed that Bai Zhi was not the only one who was surprised~ there was also Yifei and the others: "Zeng Xiaoxian, why did you come back so early?"

"I specially bought an earlier flight, and came back early to give you a surprise, do you feel very pleasantly surprised?" Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly: "Oh, it looks good from the renderings, but I didn't expect it to look like this now. . . ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he saw half of the words, because he saw the extremely disharmonious side, the wall on one side was like an elegant nobleman, while the wall on the other side was like a middle school sophomore. Boy, this scene feels weird no matter how you look at it: "It's not right~ What's going on? It's not like this in the rendering."

Yifei kept winking at Zhao Haitang and the others, and Zhao Haitang laughed awkwardly: "The picture is for reference only, you can't believe the picture in the rendering, this is the real effect."

"But..." Zeng Xiaoxian walked over and took a look: "There is no such ghost pattern in the rendering~"

At this time, maybe someone walked by, and there was a slight wind, and the wallpaper that hadn't been fixed was blown just like that. Zeng Xiaoxian went over and pulled it, revealing the true face inside.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was very confused: "Didn't it look pretty before? Why did you change the wallpaper?"

"Oh~ it's alright, alright..." Yifei waved his hand: "We are going to give you a surprise~ We are going to make a very ugly decoration, and when you come back to take a look, we will reveal the real decoration Come on, doesn't it make your eyes shine when you compare it like this? Who knew you came back early? We haven't even set it up yet!"

"Oh~~hahaha~~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed happily: "A surprise is a surprise~ I can pretend I didn't see it, or...you guys continue to arrange it? Shall I go downstairs to see the baby?"

"It's a surprise to pretend to be a fart now~" Yifei said depressingly.

Now it's Zeng Xiaoxian's turn to be embarrassed. He wanted to come back to give everyone a surprise, but in the end it was ruined. It's embarrassing to think about it~

"Well... After I gave it to you, I rushed all the way here without even going to the toilet. I will go to the toilet first, and then I will arrange it with you."

Regardless of whether the surprise was ruined or not, Zeng Xiaoxian was still quite happy.

"Wait..." Bai Zhi hurriedly stopped him: "Teacher Zeng, you are happy and surprised us, but the surprise plan we have discussed for several days was destroyed by you, do you just want to run away like this? "

"Why does this sound so obedient? My surprise is gone~" Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly, "After I finish using the toilet, you can punish me however you want."

"No." Bai Zhi pushed him on the sofa again: "You still want to accept the punishment with ease? It's only interesting to punish you when you hold back."

Bai Zhi kept winking at a few people, Yifei and the others were confused at first, and then thought of it, there is a surprise in the bathroom!Now Lu Ziqiao is preparing, it should be almost ready, meaning let them hold Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian had a bad feeling.

At this time, Zhao Haitang, Curry Sauce, and Zhang Wei, who came to their senses, also hurriedly said: "Yes, I can't let you solve it so easily. Come, Teacher Zeng, you can go after drinking this."

Zhang Wei proposed a large bucket of mineral water, the kind that is poured on the water dispenser.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were about to pop out: "Hey, Zhang Wei, do you want my life? Such a big deal, let alone I haven't solved it, even if I solved it, I can't finish it~ "

"That's it." Yifei took Zhang Wei back dissatisfied.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, Yifei still understands me~ But the next moment, Yifei made him feel cold and cold: "But punishment is still necessary, Zeng Xiaoxian, finish this bottle of Coke, and you can go .”

"..."

"Do you really want to drink?"

"Drink." "Drink." "Drink~"

"Okay, okay~" Faced with everyone's booing, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to unscrew the cap of the bottle gently. After taking a look at this thing, he suddenly felt more urgent to urinate, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, gritted his teeth, and just drank it. go down.

"Hic~" Hiccupped for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian threw the Coke bottle away: "Is it okay now?"

Seeing that Lu Ziqiao had already come out while Zeng Xiaoxian was drinking the coke, Bai Zhi gave him an 'ok' gesture, and immediately regained her composure: "Okay, let's go~"

Zeng Xiaoxian rushed into the toilet like a gust of wind, and Yifei and the others asked, "How is it? Are you ready?"

"It's already ready." Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers.

He hasn't waited for his pride yet!There was a bang of 'Peng' in the toilet.

Yifei looked at Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao questioningly, Bai Zhi touched her nose, "I'm sorry, the balloon used for decoration fell inside."

"Forget it, we don't have any surprises except in the toilet, and it's not bad to blow up a balloon." Zhang Wei said lightly: "At least it can scare Teacher Zeng, but by the way, you have been messing around in it for a long time. What are you preparing for?"

Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't open the toilet door, he really thought it was a celebration balloon and forgot to take it out.

Lu Ziqiao proudly took out her mobile phone: "Hey, I pasted a few pictures on the back of the toilet. They are pictures of beauties looking down with their eyes wide open in surprise."

"..." Thinking of that scene, everyone couldn't help covering their faces: "Are you so wicked?"

"I also installed a camera, so I can see the expression on Teacher Zeng's face, do you want to see it?"

"I'll go, then quickly take it out~" Zhang Wei said impatiently.

Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao took out his phone, but fortunately, he was not so perverted that the camera could take pictures of his whole body, but only his face.

I saw Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was very comfortable at first, then he opened his eyes as if he heard something. .

Chapter 1728

Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed and watched the two rolls in front of him slowly unfold, and then the two beauties appeared, looking down in shock.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed from original comfort to surprise, then he opened his mouth, and it was obvious that there was a hint of a smile on this guy's face, and then he couldn't help it anymore, and covered his eyes with his hands, Shyly said: "I hate it~ Who posted this here, hehehehahaha~~"

And the abs of the few people outside laughing are about to come out, especially Zeng Xiaoxian's upturned orchid fingers, which may be used as emoticons directly.

"Oh my god~ I'm dying of laughter, Mr. Zeng is actually shy, hahahaha~~" Lu Ziqiao patted the sofa, laughing wildly.

Even Yifei laughed so hard that he couldn't walk and said, "Who came up with this idea? It's creative, oh~~Oh my god~ Zeng Xiaoxian should be light and airy after he comes out, hahaha~~"

"..."

Everyone was covering their stomachs and laughing. Lu Ziqiao's cell phone hadn't been turned off. Suddenly, when Zeng Xiaoxian was flushing the toilet, a small box next to him opened instantly, and a white object hit Zeng Xiaoxian's face directly.

The joy on Zeng Xiaoxian's face instantly froze: "What is this?" He reached out and took a sip: "Cream? Why is there cream here?"

Strangely, he turned on the faucet, and his eyes were still on the small box. It looked like it was prepared by someone else. Who is so cheating?He took the water and wiped off the cream on his face, subconsciously glanced at the mirror, Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood.

"Damn it." He looked down at the faucet, and the water flowing out of it was actually red, and he wiped his face all red: "Ah~ what is this~~"

He hastily pulled out the towel next to him, and quickly wiped off the redness on his face.

Suddenly, he smelled a smell: "This smell? How is it like... the smell of blood?"

"Hey~~" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly threw away the towel in fright, then took out the tissue next to him, and wiped his face: "Why does it smell like blood? What the hell is this?"

Before he came back to his senses, the blinds of the window next to him were slowly raised, and suddenly a music sounded, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a state of war, looked at the box inside vigilantly.

After all, I couldn't bear the curiosity, pulled the rope away, and then retracted my hand like a frightened cat.

Finding that there was no danger, I took a look with my head: "A cake? Who put the cake in the bathroom?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian looked at it, he found that there was a note inside, which said: Mr. Zeng, welcome back, are you satisfied with the surprise just now?

"Satisfied? Satisfied ass~" Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless, slapped himself in the face, and still smelled like this, how could he be satisfied?

As Zeng Xiaoxian held up the cake, something seemed to be pulled, and there was an explosion on the top of his head, and then a lot of fireworks fell, and there was a hanging bar hanging on it, which was stretched out, and it was written: "Welcome home, The tea party has begun..."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled helplessly, and walked out holding the cake.

At this time, the tea party that Zeng Xiaoxian expected didn't start, but seeing everyone tidying up the room, he figured it out, was this prepared when he came back at night?As a result, it was early, and the tea party was not fully prepared, so there was no tea party to start.

"Why do you put fireworks in the bathroom?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked everyone as soon as he came out.

"Because it's more difficult to clean in the living room. You have to take good care of your new house, otherwise I wouldn't change the party into a tea party~" Yifei explained casually: "Where did the cake in your hand come from?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback: "Didn't you prepare this?"

"I prepared it." Bai Zhidan said in pain: "There were still a lot of preparations to be done, but in the end they were all gone."