Bitch living in an apartment

"Okay!" Yu Mo had no choice but to let Bai Zhi to toss about, anyway, she was different from Yi Fei and the others, she was only going to the party to rest, she didn't need to find an affair.

"Hey, Bai Zhi, you're not going to make trouble at the party, are you?" Lu Ziqiao seemed to have heard the conversation between Bai Zhi and Yu Mo, and suddenly came over with a face of fear and asked, "No! You and Yu Mo are separated, but we There are also a bunch of singles! The party is the best place to get out of the singles!"

"It's a party! There is always a surprise! Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion."

"I don't have to worry if you have a sense of proportion." Lu Ziqiao was crying, and he could only pray that Bai Zhi would be merciful and not have too much fun.

'Da da da~'

There was a knock on the door, and several people looked back. A girl was standing at the door. Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up, and he walked over attentively: "Hi, Ada."

"Hi, Zhanbo."

Seeing this scene, Lu Ziqiao's frustration disappeared, replaced by a smile: "Hi, Ada, hello, I'm Lu Xiaobu, welcome to our party, it's like being at home, you don't have to be restrained at all."

"Hello, Mr. Landlord, we have a lot of RB colleagues here for a meeting. They heard that there is a party here, so they all came. However, I heard that your place is membership-only, so 0.6..."

"Are there many people?"

"Well... mostly girls."

"Then..." Lu Zhanbo was about to refuse, but was pushed away by Lu Ziqiao: "Of course, beautiful women have privileges all over the world. This is an international practice."

Ada was overjoyed, and then waved outside. A bunch of girls ran in at the door, screaming and running in. Bai Zhi frowned and watched these women run past him.

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Mo saw that Bai Zhi's face was a bit ugly, and thought he was a bit unwilling!

"It's nothing." Bai Zhi said in a buzzing voice, as if her mouth was covered: "These women are so cheating, why are they wearing such strong perfume? It doesn't smell good."

"...".

Chapter 163

"So, don't you like the perfume smell on them?" Yu Mo asked casually. As a beauty consultant who also owns a cosmetics store, of course she can smell the perfume immediately.

So, when she asked this question, she actually kept it in her heart to see which perfume he didn't like, so she could pay attention to it in the future.

"Yes, it's too strong. Moreover, it's like mixing them together. It's very pungent. I don't know what they think. With such a strong smell, do they all have body odor?"

"..."

Ok!Yu Mo understood, it wasn't a problem with some kind of perfume, but all of them mixed together, especially because they sprayed a little too much, that's why he felt bad.

"The silver bottle was broken and the water flowed out, flying straight down three thousand feet. Once the sea was too difficult to be water, except for Wushan, which is not a cloud..."

After those women passed by, Lu Ziqiao chatted up a girl smoothly, and Bai Zhi happened to turn around and heard Lu Zhanbo's constipation-like poetry recitation.

"This poem..." Yu Mo thought for a long time before he could figure out which poem it was: "Why do I feel something is wrong?"

"Could something be wrong? It was picked from several places." Bai Zhi complained.

"You are really a superb!"

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Sure enough, as expected, Ada commented on Lu Zhanbo, and went to join in the fun on his own.

"Let me just say it! It's good to leave a bad impression, can this be called?" Bai Zhi watched this scene helplessly, and could only express her contempt for Lu Ziqiao helplessly.

"Then you're not up yet?"

"Don't worry, we didn't attend the party just to care about him." Bai Zhi said wretchedly: "Hey hey, come on, let's have a drink first, and we can talk after we wake up."

"..."

Yu Mo just put the wine glass into his mouth and took a sip, and said coquettishly, "Are you planning to get me drunk again, and then do something bad?"

"Nonsense." Bai Zhi denied it righteously, but then became obscene: "Do you still want to get drunk if you don't do well?"

"I know nonsense."

"Yu Mo, let me tell you a joke! It's about Yi Fei." Bai Zhi said suddenly.

"Okay, okay! What kind of joke about me!" Yu Mo hadn't spoken yet!Yifei ran over excitedly: "You don't want to speak ill of me behind your back again, do you?"

"How is it possible? I usually say bad things about you face to face."

"Then hurry up and talk about it!" Yifei urged Baizhi.

"Don't you want to help Zhanbo find some girls?" Yu Mo asked her curiously, Yifei already has a boyfriend now, it is impossible to catch a handsome guy in this place, so she can get high, Just to join in the fun.

And it happened that the matter of Lu Zhanbo was the biggest excitement of this party.

"Don't mention it, there must be something missing in his mind. At first glance, he looks like a dog, but when he opens his mouth, his image is completely ruined." Yifei looked at Lu Zhanbo with hatred, this guy thought He wanted to strike up a girl, but he couldn't speak. Even if he did, it would scare the girl away.

"Say it, say it, what a joke."

"Okay! Let me say." Bai Zhi had no choice but to take a sip of wine and said slowly: "By the way, one day, Yifei and Mr. Shen went to the amusement park to play. The two experienced haunted houses, roller coasters and other projects. But Yifei is like a normal person, not afraid at all.

Therefore, Mr. Shen took his heart into consideration and proposed to ride the roller coaster again. . . "

"Even if he suggested to play again, I wouldn't be afraid." Yifei said casually.

"Oh, really?" Bai Zhi wrote Shen Linfeng's tone sadly, and then said: "But after getting on the roller coaster, Mr. Shen broke out a screw from the side, and then shouted: What's wrong with the screw on this seat? Fallen? It's just that the roller coaster just started at this time, hehehe, I asked you if you were afraid?"

"..." Yifei thought about it for a while, and shivered: "This is a horror story, what kind of joke is it?"

Bai Zhi seemed to have expected it, and continued: "Then I have a more terrifying thing, do you want to hear it?"

"What's more terrifying?"

"I sent this joke to Mr. Shen before. He probably will do it the next time he goes on a date with you. Now you insist on listening, but you don't know if there will be any jokes when you do the roller coaster again. This is exciting, hahaha~"

"..."

Yifei almost didn't recover from his breath, and his eyes pierced Baizhi's chest like a sharp sword: "You did it on purpose, you let me hear this story on purpose, just to make me feel less exciting, right?"

Bai Zhi looked at her innocently, then raised her hands up: "You insist on listening, I was going to tell Yu Mo."

Yu Mo laughed dryly, then leaned closer to Bai Zhi's ear: "You will die if you stop teasing her?"

"Then I don't care. Who asked her to disturb us? We had a good chat, and she insisted on coming over by herself."

"Okay, big brother, I won't bother you anymore, you are busy." Yifei retreated helplessly, and Bai Zhi's voice was clearly meant for her.

Ok!She admitted that she was really flustered, standing by for so long, but no one approached her, so she could only join in the excitement of the two of them.

Who knew that a big man like Bai Zhi would be so stingy, but he just came to disturb him, so he would deal with him like this.

Do you think it is easy for people to find a way to make themselves happy?You are just exposed.

It is estimated that Shen Linfeng will hit the wall when he arrives at the amusement park. Yifei is not afraid of haunted houses, roller coasters, pirate ships and other things, but it does not mean that he is not afraid, and I don't know if he will have a heart attack. . .

Bai Zhi showed a triumphant smile, gracefully took a piece of paper from the side, and wiped her mouth, but Yu Mo suddenly asked in surprise, "Zhanbo? When did you become a waiter?"

"Who is the waiter? Am I buying up or not, okay?" Lu Zhanbo was already depressed, but he became even more depressed after hearing Yu Mo say this: "You also said that I am a liar, why am I so unlucky? "

"What are you talking about in 347?" Yu Mo was at a loss.

"Forget it, I'll go watch Pirates of the Caribbean!" Lu Zhanbo ignored what Yu Mo said, but chose to escape.

"Eh~"

Bai Zhi suddenly grabbed his shoulders: "Zhanbo, you are actually very good, but you just used the wrong method."

"How is it possible? This is what Ziqiao taught me. I think it makes sense!"

"It's true to say so, but for things like methods, only the one that suits you best is the best."

"I don't understand." Lu Zhanbo shook his head.

"Okay! Let me tell you!" Bai Zhi gave an example: "Your current salary is a little over 1, right?"

"Yes! That's right."

"Well, if I think your line of work is quite profitable, I'll switch to your line of work right away. Do you think I can earn more than 1 yuan?"

"How is it possible? Computers are not cooking, so it's so easy to learn?" Lu Zhanbo jumped up when he heard it. He had learned for a long time before he reached his current achievement.

"That's right, the same reasoning, if you learn from Zi Qiao, can you catch up with a girl? Wake up! You and Zi Qiao have completely different personalities. Do you think you can be like him?"

"Oh, yes, that's right, why didn't I think of that?"

"I have a method, which is very suitable for you, and it can allow you to use [-]% of your strengths."

"What method." Lu Zhanbo looked at Bai Zhi expectantly.

"Hahaha~~".

Chapter 164

"What did you bring me to your room for?"

Lu Zhanbo followed Bai Zhi strangely, but Bai Zhi led Lu Zhanbo to his room. Fortunately, Lu Zhanbo was a man, and he also knew that Bai Zhi had a girlfriend. . .

"You'll know when you come here." Bai Zhi still didn't say anything, but fiddled with the corner of the room for a while, dragging out a big cardboard box.

"what is this?"

"Don't you know if you open it and take a look?" Bai Zhi patted the gray layer on her hand, signaling Lu Zhanbo to open it.

Under the caring eyes of Bai Zhi's old father, Lu Zhanbo opened the box, and then put his hand to his mouth in surprise: "This...is this transgender King Kong?"

"How is it? Surprised? Hahaha~"

"Accident, but what's the use of it?" While Lu Zhanbo was happy, he still maintained his rationality. It has to be said that this is quite rare. He doesn't forget what he is doing when he sees something he likes.

"Idiot, of course I wear it on my body. Do you think I rented it for you to watch? Then you might as well watch TV!" Bai Zhi patted the back of his head and said dissatisfied.

"But... Bai Zhi, this is a party, not a masquerade."

"Just kidding, will I let you wear it for the masquerade party? It's just that if it's not for the masquerade party, so as to attract attention." Bai Zhi said seriously, not like a joke at all.

"Ah???" Lu Zhanbo didn't know why.

"Tsk..." Bai Zhi seemed to be defeated by you: "Masquerade party, everyone is wearing such weird costumes, who will pay attention to you? You just want to wear it on this kind of ordinary party, You're the one with the most attention at the party.

Imagine if a person was wearing a bikini on the beach, would you keep paying attention to her? "

"Well... maybe not." Lu Zhanbo said uncertainly.

"That's right! There are a bunch of bikinis on the beach, and your body is not the best. Why do I keep paying attention to you? But, if you wear a bikini on the street, you say, will you notice it immediately? She`ˇ?"

"Oh? I see. You mean, I'll be more different in this now?"

"I'm not so stupid yet." Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't understand why he explained it this way, so it was basically hopeless: "Let me tell you! You will become the most special person at the party when you put on this dress." the one.

At this time, everyone will look at you curiously, you say, as long as you come to strike up a conversation and ask for a photo, or ask for a chat, at least they all know Transformers, and at worst they will not reject Transformers, right? ?

Then your chance is here, even if you tell the story of the Transformers that the story of Datian is broken, people will not think you are boring.

You can't recite poetry, don't tell me you can't even tell the story of Transformers, then you deserve to be single. "

"Yes, I will, hehehe~ I'll put it on now." Lu Zhanbo smiled from ear to ear, he didn't have any confidence when he was taught by Lu Ziqiao, but he found that he had more than confidence when he was taught by Bai Zhi!It was as if he saw his bright future: "But, what if no one comes?"

"..."

Bai Zhi looked at him with dead fish eyes, meaning: "No one? If there is no one, it means that you are not suitable for this party. You should go to see Pirates of the Caribbean!"

"Forehead..."

Just as Lu Zhanbo was about to say something, Bai Zhi directly gave him the back of the head, just kidding, I thought about it for you, and after getting the equipment ready, it was like cooking a meal for you and serving it on a bowl for you, but you still If you want someone to feed you, or even crush it for you, do you have no teeth?

After Bai Zhi went out, she waited outside the door, preparing to wait for Lu Zhanbo to come out.

"Hello! Handsome guy, are you alone?"

This party was indeed started by Lu Ziqiao. Bai Zhi only left Yu Mo for a short while, and someone came over to strike up a conversation. Suddenly, it seemed that Yu Mo was alone, so he shivered.

Ma Dan, thinking that Yu Mo was being accosted by someone, he felt uncomfortable for a while, his face suddenly became stinky, and he wanted to hurry to stop those people with bad intentions.

"Sorry, I have a fetish, we might not be suitable."

"Ah?" The girl looked confused, what does this mean: "It's okay, I just like people with fetishes."

"I mean, you're not a thing, so I don't like it."

"..."

The moment the girl crashed, Bai Zhi bypassed her and walked straight to suite 3601, and finally found her next to Yifei and Wanyu. At this time, there was no handsome guy next to her, and there were no unruly people constantly promoting herself. Let him breathe a sigh of relief.