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"..." Bai Zhi was speechless: "Why don't you go to heaven? You also teach baby talk, you can't even speak English well, so you still teach baby talk."

"Baby language is much more difficult than English." Dali retorted for Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei can learn all these, and English must be easy to learn."

"Cut~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I have to cook at night, Meijia and Ziqiao have to take care of the children, Yifei and Curry Sauce don't know why they went, but you can only go, otherwise 0... ……Would you like to make dinner?”

"... Then I'll go buy a pacifier~" Seeing that Bai Zhi threatened him with the dinner, Zhang Wei couldn't help but choose to give in: "Then Dali, let's learn as we go."

"Oh~ But wouldn't it be strange to hold a melon on the road~"

"Then don't hug it, let me tell you about the theoretical knowledge, so that you can use it when you practice."

"Okay, let's go~"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was finally willing to go, Bai Zhi had achieved his goal, but seeing Zhao Haitang's look of being spoiled, he couldn't help but want to tease him: "Hey, Zhao Haitang, you look like Dali and Zhang Weixiu are loving each other. , do you feel anything?"

"I don't feel it at all." Zhao Haitang said stubbornly: "I've seen through it a long time ago. Lawyer Zhang will definitely be thrown away by force one day. At that time, it will be the time for me to seamlessly connect."

"Are you so confident?"

"Of course." Zhao Haitang said confidently: "A genius like Dali will definitely want to study abroad. Do you think Lawyer Zhang has the strength? At that time, I will also get the qualification to study abroad, and then I will make the move." time, hahaha~~"

Bai Zhi scratched her head, and said a little speechlessly: "Brother, are you too happy too early? When you chased Dali from the beginning, there was no Zhang Wei at that time, and people didn't accept you. Why do you say that after 2.9 you go abroad, people will be happy?" will accept you? With your mouth?"

"That's not..."

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, she really had nothing to say to this kind of self-aware person: "Hey, they asked you to revise the novel, did you revise it?"

"Of course it has been modified. My hair is almost tired and bald. It must meet their requirements."

Bai Zhi sighed: "I don't know if the talisman meets their requirements, but I know that if you don't meet their requirements, you will die a miserable death. Even if you get into the grave, you will be dragged out and flogged."

"Do you want to say something so scary?"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi laughed mysteriously a few times, then turned and left, the root cause has been found, and the method has been found, so I don't need him anymore, let's be my super daddy with peace of mind~.

Chapter 1696

"Can you please calm down? I can't sleep even if I want to~"

Facts have proved that being a super dad is not so easy. Bai Zhi managed to put the baby to sleep, and planned to squat for a while to rest for a while, so that he could wake up to make milk powder at night, but the noise next door started again.

You said that it would be fine if Xiaobu was crying, but a big man would not be able to bear it if he was crying like a wolf.Their room is separated by a wall. The sound insulation effect of this wall is limited. It is good if they can’t hear what they are talking at ordinary times, but now it is a microphone and a baby is crying. Bai Zhi really doesn’t know. What are the goods doing.

Unable to bear it any longer, Bai Zhi pushed open the door of Lu Ziqiao's room, and saw Lu Ziqiao singing loudly, a slipper flew over, Lu Ziqiao screamed and fell to the ground.

"Is it over? Lu Ziqiao, do you want to die?" Bai Zhi exposed the veins on her head, rushed up and scolded her: "Your baby is a child, so my baby is not a child of 09, right? I managed to coax her to sleep Wait, I was woken up by you again later."

"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao stood up, "Why did I see something flying towards my face~"

"Even the sense of pain has failed, and Lao Bu's problem is getting worse and worse. If this continues, he will only be one step away from shock." Dali said to Zhang Wei worriedly.

Meijia hurried over to help Lu Ziqiao up, while apologizing to Bai Zhi: "I'm sorry, Bai Zhi, he was stupid with the child."

Bai Zhi frowned: "Didn't he say that he would change the novel? Why? No effect?"

Zhang Wei leaned into Bai Zhi's ear and explained: "That's not it, it's Zhao Haitang's obedience and injustice, and a magical twist was added at the end, which ended up trapping Meijia in, and now Meijia is writing an inspection!"

Lu Ziqiao got up, and continued to lean in front of the baby: "Little Bu, don't be afraid, Dad is here, whoever dares to touch you, I will kill him~~"

"Qiang~~"

A piercing sound sounded, and several people were startled, and then they saw Lu Ziqiao's eyeballs rolling around twice, a bunch of stars appeared on his head, and he fell down limply.

Several people stared dumbfounded at the two gongs that Bai Zhi held in her hands, and the sound was just hitting Lu Ziqiao's head.

Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Isn't it just sleeping? What's the matter? Isn't this falling asleep?"

"..."

Meijia hurried up: "Zi Qiao, are you alright?"

"It's okay, just faint for a while." Bai Zhi waved her hand: "Zhang Wei, come, help me lift him to the bed."

Or maybe this sound scared Xiao Xiaobu too, as soon as Bai Zhi finished speaking, Xiao Xiaobu burst into tears of grievance.

"Eh~~" Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath and stood up again: "Little Bu, don't be afraid, Dad is here, don't be afraid~~~"

"..."

Zhang Wei's hand froze when he was about to lift Lu Ziqiao. He really didn't know how to evaluate Lu Ziqiao. This little Bu's cry was like his stimulant. Even people who fainted can wake up~~~

My brain hurts~

Several people felt that it was very troublesome, and this problem was no longer described as serious. . .

"Come on, Little Bu, Dad will sing for you..." Lu Ziqiao picked up the microphone on the ground and was about to start singing again.

Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "Lu Ziqiao, you are not afraid of scaring Xiaobu to death if you sing like this?"

"It's because I can't sing well that I need to practice~" Lu Ziqiao continued to struggle, and then said with a sad face: "In the novel I read before, it was written that my father stood on the top of the mountain singing, and it caused a blood collapse. The blood collapse caused an earthquake. , The earthquake ignited the volcano, and the volcano triggered a tsunami, and it turned into the end of the world, father and daughter also died there, woo woo woo ~ too miserable..."

Meijia covered her face immediately after hearing this, for some reason, now that she heard Lu Ziqiao talking about the novel, she really wanted to kill Zhao Haitang.No wonder no one reads this guy's novel, it should. . .

He sighed vigorously, but soon thought of a good idea: "Hey, I have a way to make you sing better."

"What way?" Lu Ziqiao was really fooled.

He smiled vigorously, and immediately went out to bring in a white bag: "You'll know when you go in first."

Zhang Wei complained weakly: "Dali~ He's not a cat, he won't just want to drill into a bag when he sees it."

"I went in, then what?"

As soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, he heard Lu Ziqiao's voice in the bag, and he twitched his mouth helplessly.Okay~ This slap in the face really hurts, so I signaled to continue vigorously.

Vigorously tied up the bag, and then explained: "This environment can simulate the comfort of the mother's womb, and relax the body and mind. Only when you are relaxed, singing will be good."

Mei Jia gave a thumbs up vigorously, and asked Lu Ziqiao expectantly: "Zi Qiao, are you feeling better? If you are really sleepy, just sleep for a while~"

"I can't sleep." Lu Ziqiao exclaimed as if he had some nightmare: "There is a chapter in the novel, the child had dystocia, suffocated to death in the mother's womb, and he didn't even see the father's face for the first time. woo woo woo~~"

"I don't know if this chapter is cruel or not, but this chapter must be very short." Zhang Wei complained.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao's cell phone rang, and Lu Ziqiao suddenly turned upside down, struggling: "Hey, is the novel updated, let me go, where is my cell phone 733? My cell phone..."

The whole person fell off the bed, Lu Ziqiao didn't feel any pain, and kept asking several people for their mobile phones.

A few people had no choice but to fail this trick again. The novel was updated, and they no longer had any sense of expectation. This kid Zhao Haitang probably wrote some shitty stuff again.

After releasing Lu Ziqiao, he couldn't wait to read it. He turned on his phone and began to read it bit by bit.

A few minutes later, Lu Ziqiao laughed out loud and jumped a few times, Meijia worriedly asked: "Are you okay ~ Ziqiao, don't scare me~"

"Hahaha~~" Lv Ziqiao laughed loudly: "It's so cool, Dad actually picked up 100 billion, and I was always worrying about which private jet to buy with my daughter, hahaha~~"

The surprise came quite suddenly, and none of them knew what to say. Zhang Wei said in a low voice, "Zhao Haitang is quite cooperative this time."

Bai Zhi sighed: "Finally I can settle down a little bit. From now on, I won't be attacked when I get up at night to make milk powder."

For the past two days, she didn't dare to let Yu Mo go out to make milk powder at night, but asked her to save the milk to feed the baby at night, because she was afraid that Lu Ziqiao would rush out suddenly.

He himself was fine, if Yu Mo got up at night and didn't pay attention, and was hit in the face with a stick, wouldn't it be a scam? .

Chapter 1697

"How is Uncle Ziqiao doing now?"

Curry Sauce and Yifei rushed in and saw Lu Ziqiao smiling happily. Although they saw the result, they still couldn't help asking.Several people also breathed a sigh of relief, and vigorously reported the situation: "I have been laughing from just now until now, I didn't expect Zhao Haitang to be so awesome this time, um, give him a thumbs up~"

"Cut~" Yifei said disdainfully, "It's me and Curry Sauce writing it, he doesn't want to sell his soul."

"..."

Bai Zhi was a little speechless, is this considered selling her soul?Well~ Anyway, I can't understand his thoughts, let him go alone~

"Huh?" Lu Ziqiao was excited for a while, and suddenly saw the last point: "The words written at the end, thank all the readers who like this book, but the author has reached the age of kindergarten, so it can no longer be updated."

Lu Ziqiao looked at them in disbelief, and said in a daze, "Is that the end? The author is actually a brat?"

Bai Zhi glanced at Yifei, said with some pain, and asked silently: "If you finish Zhao Haitang's novel like this, will he go crazy?"

"What if Ziqiao falls again after it's not over?" Yifei retorted calmly: "Anyway, there are only a few of his readers, so it's over when it's over~"

"You can do it." Bai Zhi is no stranger to Yifei's overbearing, hey, she really is a female devil, and this kind of thing can be forcibly ended, and Yifei is still the same Yifei. . .

Lu Ziqiao was a little helpless: "But I still want to see what should I do?"

"It's okay, I found a lot of other books for you! It's hard to find three-legged toads, isn't daddy's online article a lot?" Curry sauce seemed to be prepared, turned on the phone and said: "For example , the strongest dad in history, god-like dad, super invincible dad..."

"Stop." Lu Ziqiao finally calmed down: "Reading too many cool articles will paralyze me. Do you know why I chased my father and threw me away again? It's just to remind myself to take good care of Little Bu¨‖."

"Aren't you reminding yourself that you are torturing yourself." Bai Zhi sighed, "Have you not figured it out after being pregnant for so long in October?"

"I figured it out~ I must take responsibility."

"I mean, how do you take care of the baby." Bai Zhi said speechlessly, thinking of being responsible in ten months, I'm afraid you are not mentally retarded: "Remind yourself to take care of the baby, you don't need this kind of abuse, you know it yourself If you read too many cool novels, it is easy to paralyze yourself, and if you read too many abuse novels, it is also easy to lose hope in life. When the time comes, what you teach your children is the darkness of life, and the things in the novel will really become reality."

Meijia also comforted in the narration: "Zi Qiao, don't worry, Xiaobu is also my baby, and I will help you take care of Xiaobu."

"But you are also a novice mother~" Lu Ziqiao said earnestly: "I used to have a wine glass in my left hand and a rose in my right hand, now I have a milk bottle in my left hand and a diaper in my right hand. I can't do well by myself."

"But I'm confident~" Meijia said with a smile, holding Lu Ziqiao's arm: "Who doesn't go from novice to veteran? Compared with us, Baizhi and Yumo are harder in hell, right? We have to take care of one, They have to take care of two, and they are used to it now, the babies are growing up healthily, they can, why can't we? As long as we all work together, we will be able to take good care of this child."

Lu Ziqiao let out a breath, as if feeling something in his heart: "Let's join together? I thought of the baby's name, Lu Jiayi, how about this name? Meijia's one two three four point one?"

"Jiayi? Jiazi is very elegant, and Yizi is very simple. My two conditions are met, and I agree."

"Conversely, it seems to be a Lu family, and the meaning is quite good."

When Lu Ziqiao thought of the name in this way, he immediately received approval from everyone. Lu Ziqiao leaned over to the baby and said happily, "Little Bu, you have a new name. It's called Lu Jiayi. Do you like it? Oh, she smiled." , look, she smiled..."

"Hahaha~~"

Lu Ziqiao was also immersed in the name, and everyone was relieved, and finally returned to normal.

When everyone was celebrating, a bag from outside jumped in, filled with a person, and the voice seemed to be Zhao Haitang's.

A few people looked at this guy struggling, but couldn't get out. Curry Sauce felt sorry for this guy and let him out immediately.

Just about to yell at him, but seeing everyone looking at him jokingly, he suddenly felt a murderous aura, and swallowed involuntarily: "You...you...what do you want to do? Hehehe~ well, after the novel is over It's over~ It's okay, it's okay, you can do whatever you like, I still have something to do, so let's go first~~ See you later..."

He ran out quickly, and cheerful laughter came from Lu Ziqiao's room.

Amidst the laughter, Meijia suddenly put her hand to her mouth, everyone looked back and saw Lu Ziqiao lying on the bed sleeping soundly, the wig on her head was also wiped off, revealing a big bald head underneath.

Meijia gently covered him with the quilt, and then pushed the stroller outside, apparently not wanting the baby's crying to wake Lu Ziqiao up.

This guy hasn't closed his eyes for several days, it's time to get some sleep, otherwise he'll be a fool if he dies suddenly.

A few people went out, Bai Zhi stretched her waist, and yawned: "` ‖Ah~ I'm going to sleep too, and I have to be on duty at night! Don't bother me if you have anything to do~ Song"

"Have Little Yaya and Little Feather slept? Is it okay if I want to hug? Uncle Bai?" Curry Sauce asked enthusiastically.

"I (Zhao Haozhao) will go and have a look~" Bai Zhi pushed open the door and found Yu Mo coaxing him with a toy, Bai Zhi said: "Okay, I'm awake now, go hug her~ I'll sleep for a while. . . ”

For a while, Yumo made the same decision as Mijia, and pushed the baby out. Mika was also honest, and put the baby, Xiao Yu and Xiaoyaya in the same stroller. For a while, the stroller became lively Not a lot.

Looking at the newcomer, the two little guys couldn't help but want to scratch her face.The few people watching it were so cheerful~ they immediately became cute.

"Is Xiaobu's name Lu Jiayi? It sounds so strange~~" When Yu Mo heard the name for the first time, he always felt a top-heavy look.

Meijia also said: "Hey~ Didn't Bai Zhi say this~ You will find the name strange, that's because you are not used to it, just call it a few times, it will be fine."

"...".

Chapter 1698

This time, Lu Ziqiao slept so well~ There was no crying of the child, and no one came to wake him up. There was almost no movement, except for his snoring.

I don't know how long it took, but after he woke up naturally, he found that his stomach was about to be flattened by hunger. Looking outside, it was already night, and he sighed: "Hey, it's getting dark~ Little Bu, huh? Where did Xiao Bu go?"

After going out in a hurry, Lu Ziqiao realized that little Bu'an was sleeping peacefully on the crib, together with Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu, and the few people nearby were doing their own things when they should be doing their own thing.

"Honey, you're finally awake." Seeing that Lu Ziqiao had woken up, Meijia felt a little distressed: "Are you hungry? I'll go and warm up some food for you."

"It's okay, you look at the baby, I'll just warm it up myself."