Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Zhanbo turned his head dissatisfied, and said calmly: "I won't be fooled by you again, you keep pretending, if I want to pick it up, I'll wash my hair upside down and show you."

"It's so difficult to wash your hair upside down. If you have the ability, you can pee upside down and show us." Bai Zhi suppressed a smile, ready to provoke him.

"Pee upside down and pee upside down, you think I'm afraid of you!"

"Pfft~" Lu Ziqiao laughed after he was provoked by Bai Zhi 310, and then the two innocently took out their mobile phones: "We didn't watch anything this time, if you don't answer it, it's real Will miss ada's call, do you have the heart to waste a day?"

"Ah~" Lu Zhanbo rushed over with a bitter face, picked it up, and heard it was ada's voice, which was painful but happy: "ada, I knew you would definitely call.

Yes, that's right, I live in a love apartment, do you also want to rent a house?one person?Oh, there are many sisters who also want to come and see together?

OK, then let's make an appointment. . . "

"Hey, ada, it's better for you to come here! It just so happens that we have a party tomorrow night. It's a membership-only party. You can apply for participation by email. We will draw lucky members to stay in the love apartment for free.

who am I?I am the landlord of Love Apartment, my name is Lu. . .Xiao Bu, okay, that's it, see you at [-] o'clock tomorrow night. "

Before Lu Zhanbo could finish speaking, Lu Ziqiao grabbed the phone and started talking, looking at Lu Zhanbo dumbfounded!

"Wow~ you two guys with brains." Bai Zhi complained helplessly: "One introduces the love apartment, and the other draws lucky members to stay in for free. I'll see how you guys get along by then. I don't even have a house for Yumo to live in. , you guys are so awesome, you conjured up a room?!"

"What do you know? As long as you let them be your lovers, why don't you have any room to live in?" Lu Ziqiao said wretchedly.

"..."

"Zi Qiao, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"

"Hey, I can't help it, I'm going to be so boring this weekend!" Lu Ziqiao turned her head impatiently: "Bai Zhi can't find anything interesting, I must have some fun, or there will be another day tomorrow! Aren't you bored to death?"

"Is there any difference to you between weekends and non-weekends? Don't you usually pick up girls to pass the time?"

"So, am I preparing to pick up girls?"

"..."good. . .Makes sense, I was speechless.

Both Bai Zhi and Lu Zhanbo expressed their deep condemnation for Lu Ziqiao's shameless spirit: "Then why do you want to hold a party? How can we have a party?"

"There's no party, why not just prepare one? It doesn't take too long to have a party."

"Hey, but what should I do if I don't want to do it?" Bai Zhi was quite troubled by this matter: "You said it was already very difficult to refuse people to strike up a conversation at a bar, but at a party, I would go crazy. Where can I find so many people?" The reason for the refusal?"

"You pull it down! The party is so dim, you find a corner to hide, who the fuck knows you!"

"I'm not crazy. I have to hide when I have a party, Lu Ziqiao, I warn you! If you want to have a party, you have to pass my test first."

"Isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao said with a sad face, "I thought you were different from those people! Why do you say that? Isn't parties your favorite thing?"

"Where did you hear that parties are my favorite thing?"

"You said it yourself, hey, you said this sentence just now, just the last one."

"I...go." Bai Zhi seriously doubted whether this Lu Ziqiao was deceiving himself or others. Does this have any effect? "Oh, this reason is not enough, find another reason to convince me."

"As the head of the madman's club, isn't it your purpose to be helpful? I'm creating opportunities for Zhanbo now! Shouldn't you help him?"

Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Zhanbo, nodded in agreement: "Well, we should really help him."

"So! Dude, just treat it as a good deed, and God will bless you." Lu Ziqiao seemed to think that this was not enough, and directly pulled Lu Zhanbo out: "Zhanbo, tell him, do you want him to help? "

"I..."

"Yes, right? I knew you would say that." Lu Ziqiao interrupted him directly, and put his arms around Bai Zhi's shoulders: "Brother, I didn't mean you. Yu Mo hasn't left the store for many days. I can't help her much, shouldn't I find a reason to let her relax?"

"Okay~ I agree." Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Ziqiao's hand on her shoulder, and agreed: "But I don't know if other people agree, don't blame me for not reminding you, they may not make you mess up." Come."

"Then you don't need to ask for their consent. Anyone who stands in the way of my son Qiao's pick-up will die~" Lu Ziqiao punched the chocolate roof in Lu Zhanbo's lane, smashing the whole small room to pieces.

Lu Zhanbo stared at all this in astonishment, but he had no sense of existence as the protagonist. Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao directly bypassed him and discussed the party matters directly.

During this period, he only said one word, but was interrupted by Lu Ziqiao.

Brother, have you asked my opinion?Are you not afraid that I will tell them?

But Bai Zhi was thoughtful at the side, as if thinking about something serious, but Lu Zhanbo couldn't see through it at all, so he could only ask weakly: "Bai Zhi, you won't really agree to Zi Qiao, will you?"

"Ah? Oh~" Bai Zhi came back to her senses: "Of course I agreed, do I look like I'm joking?"

"Then... what were you thinking just now?"

"Oh, I was thinking how to help you."

"..." Lu Zhanbo felt like he could cry. His help was absolutely different. Although the results were good, not many people could bear it during the process!

ps: The previous group has been invalidated, so there is no need to add it. .

Chapter 153

Or else Lu Ziqiao had a way, he would spare no effort to pick up girls, and even spend a lot of money, but within half an hour, this guy was ready to convince others.

Well, not to convince them to have a party, of course. . .Trick them away and throw a party by yourself.

But seeing how proficient Lu Ziqiao is, Bai Zhi feels that this is definitely not the first time this guy has done this.

This guy bought several tickets when he went out. He originally said he wanted to buy tickets for someone's concert, but for this thing, Lu Ziqiao was stunned when he heard that there were hundreds of tickets. Instead, he chose one that not many people saw. Stuff: Peking Opera version of Pirates of the Caribbean. . .

"You stick, you don't want to bleed when picking up a girl, how big is your heart." Bai Zhi followed Lu Ziqiao to buy the ticket speechlessly, and Lu Ziqiao held it in his hand like a psychopath.

"Hey, that's all we need to ride the horses tomorrow night." Lu Ziqiao said, and then his wretched face became serious when he was thinking about something: "How did my teacher teach you, you can't look at the surface of everything, you have to think about the deeper level." thing."

"for example?"

"For example, this looks like a ticket, but in fact, it is a way of showing love. Think about it, a group of grandparents, we are fine anyway, and we don't need money, shouldn't we support it? ?"

"Oh~ I've learned and lived forever, this is what you're talking about at a deeper level?"

"Is that not enough?"

"That's enough, you can call the dead mouth alive, isn't this already beyond expectation?" Bai Zhi was unable to complain, and she didn't know if others would kill him if they found out.

It's just that this is not something he worries about, because he suddenly thought of something: "Zi Qiao, when you gave us tickets to go out to watch concerts and evening parties, you also held parties at home, right?"

"No, how is it possible? The previous concerts and galas were serious concerts and galas, and they cost a lot of money! As you can see, a ticket costs hundreds of dollars. I'm not willing to do it!"

"What are you reluctant to part with? Don't say it's a few hundred, even if it's a few thousand, you're happy. You don't have a bottom line at all. Think I don't know? Anyway, it's not your money, and you don't feel bad about spending it."

This guy, he can do things like subsidize the poor and orphans, just to win the favor of a certain chick, and it can cost several thousand at once. The money for this concert is simply childish!

"You..." Lu Ziqiao was so angry that even the chrysanthemum came out: "How can you not believe me so much, I bought it for you because of your usual care and we are good brothers, don't you You don’t know a good heart!”

"Oh~ that's it!" Bai Zhi seemed to believe it: "Then you seem to have never practiced this method! What if you startle the snake? Wouldn't your plan be in vain?"

"I...you...believe me, even if my method fails, it's impossible to scare the snake away."

"You haven't tried it, how do you know? We only have one chance, so we must be fully prepared."

"Won't..."

"If you say no, you won't! Why should I believe you?"

"..."

The two argued for a while, and Lu Ziqiao finally gave in. He had never seen such a stubborn person before, so he said that you have never practiced, how do you know whether you will fail or not?

This is exactly what the old meme says:

"You have to understand that people are emotional creatures, as long as you understand them with emotion and reason, they will agree."

"You haven't experienced it in practice."

"Even if there is no practice, it is absolutely fine after scientific calculations."

"Without experience and practice, everything is on paper."

"How can there be practice if you don't try?"

"Oh, that makes sense, but you still don't have practical experience."

"Ah~ I admit defeat, I admit defeat, okay! This has been practiced, including the Mayday concert and the enjoy the cool party. I have two successful experiences, and I promise it will be fine."

"If this is the case, it's over. I didn't say I would blame you. Anyway, I never thought that I would attend your party." Bai Zhi finally nodded in satisfaction, that's right!

"Aren't you angry?" Lu Ziqiao grinned, his wretched face burst into laughter, you should have said it earlier!Scared me half to death.

However, Bai Zhi made a turning point, making his smile froze on his face: "Of course not angry, Yifei and the others will teach you a lesson for me."

"Are you ill? What good will it do you?"

"It's no good!"

"Then why do you do stupid things that harm others and benefit yourself?"

"No, no, you misunderstood." Bai Zhi hurriedly waved her hands, defending herself: "I mean, your plan is not perfect, so in order to better realize it, we have to think about a plan B."

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"So you're not going to expose me?"

"Of course, I have said that this is something that harms others and does not benefit oneself. Do I seem to be someone who likes to do this kind of thing?"

"That's good." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief. If she told them about this, they would definitely not let her off immediately: "Then how do you say that Yifei and the others will teach me a lesson? What is your plan B?" ?”

"Actually, it's nothing. You just want to send people away. There are many ways to do this. For example, if you have a stomachache or something, let them take you to the hospital, so that the party can continue as scheduled."

"What do you mean?" Lu Ziqiao had a bad feeling, why did he have a stomachache, and what does it have to do with Plan B?

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"Oh, I put a little laxative in your water just now, don't worry, the amount is relatively small, when the time comes, remember to drag everyone up when you say you are going to the hospital, or you will suffer for nothing."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao's face changed from joy to fear, and suddenly he felt a churn in his stomach, and he could even feel a stench coming out from the back of his butt.

"You...you are so ruthless!"

Bai Zhi suddenly said with a righteous face: "Zi Qiao! Don't worry! We are helping Zhan Bo to chase after the girl, and we don't want to lose everything. Therefore, the professional training of a wingman is to be ready to die with the enemy at any time. We Think you are ready to sacrifice yourself?

Oh, I will thank you for Zhanbo. In this way, even if Yifei knows that you lied to her, she will not be too angry. I am thinking of you.

By the way, if it succeeds this time, I will definitely let you join our club, because our club needs selfless people like you.

Also, I have prepared all the paper for you. The most expensive paper on the market costs five yuan a pack!Absolutely no ass hurt.

There is also the toilet, the one at the back of the bar, no one will disturb you, I have already had someone burn a stick of incense in it, to ensure that it does not stink. "

"Gulu~" Lu Ziqiao suddenly clutched his stomach, no matter how expensive the paper Bai Zhi said was, he snatched it and immediately walked to the toilet, he really dare not run now!Afraid of falling out.

PS: Created a new group, [-], the answer to the question is the title of the book, interested friends can add thia~[-].

Chapter 154

"Unlucky boy, I told you to fart while eating. Didn't you see that humans and animals within two meters of us have become extinct? Did you do this while eating? Isn't this killing you?"

Seeing Lu Ziqiao going to the toilet, Bai Zhi grinned. He was a laxative, of course he was lied to. Who would take that stuff with him when he was full?

It's just because of him that I didn't eat much for dinner, so I just took revenge. This guy has been farting for so long, and I think he has held back a lot of time. With his preconceived ideas, he will definitely feel sick to his stomach.

"Hi, Bai Zhi." After entering the bar, they found the big team, and several people greeted him: "Hey, didn't Zi Qiao go out with you? Where did he go?"

"He had a stomachache and went to the toilet, why, it's been a while since I haven't seen him and I miss him?" Bai Zhi joked casually.

Yifei waved her hand disdainfully: "Come on! I just want to see how he is doing today, and how does it feel to find his dreams shattered after driving for so long."

"Then wait for him to come out and ask him again~ See if he will answer you, maybe there will be a story~"

"Cut~" Yifei rolled her eyes in disdain: "What about Yumo? I haven't seen anyone all day, don't you know where to find someone?"

"Sister Yifei, you don't have to worry about that, right? I heard from Guan Gu that they still have a good relationship at night!"

"Oh~" Several people booed ambiguously when they heard these words, especially Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia showed an indescribable smile: "Bai Zhi, come, tell me, how many times last night?"

"Get out..." Bai Zhi uttered a word coldly, and then helplessly covered her forehead: "Do you dare to be more obscene? I heard that the corner of the wall is so righteous?"

"I..."

"Whose corner are you listening to?" Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to gossip, but Yu Mo's voice behind him made him swallow the words: "Baibai, when did you become so shameless? All kinds of things can be done.”

Everyone seemed to be watching the show, and they wanted to see how Bai Zhi would answer, but Bai Zhi said helplessly: "What corner do I listen to? Our suite is now Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, and Guan Gu, you mean they Is there any ulterior relationship between the three?

Oh~ I see, Teacher Zeng. . .Sekiya. . .Hey hey. . . "