Bitch living in an apartment

The water and electricity bill is one of them. Zhang Wei advocates saving water and electricity. It is best to use 3601 to go to the toilet or something, but Zhao Haitang thinks it is troublesome.

In this way, Zhang Wei is not happy. Everyone shares the water and electricity bills. Why do you want me to pay for your waste?

So, they quarreled about this for several days. In the end, Zhao Haitang really had no choice. Every time Zhang Wei used electricity and water, he stared at him closely. What could he do?Spend money to buy peace of mind~ With a big wave of your hand, he will cover the water and electricity.

Zhang Wei is quite happy to take advantage of the advantage, and he will do whatever he likes in the future, and treat him as a fool.

As for the curry paste. . .

Forget it~ This chick might not even be able to pay the rent, let alone the water and electricity bills~ She is happier if someone pays for it.

"Stop babbling, go back to sleep at your own house¨‖." Yifei couldn't get a ticket, and was in a bad mood at first, but now he was harassed because he was sleeping and didn't close the door, let alone showing no mercy.

Zhao Haitang couldn't help it, and he didn't dare to hate Yifei: "Hey, our family doesn't have the habit of celebrating the New Year, and it will be deserted when I go back. I decided to go to the Neon Bubble Hot Spring for the New Year, and I will go shopping with you by the way."

Zhao Haitang said he was with you, but he kept staring at Dali. Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart~

Zhang Wei was dissatisfied and said: "Don't think about it, you can't buy a plane ticket to HB, you should boil a pot of hot water by yourself~"

Zhao Haitang didn't let go of this opportunity to attack Zhang Wei, and said calmly: "It's really hard to buy air tickets during the Chinese New Year, but with it, everything is not a problem."

"Do you want to charter a flight?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "We are leaving tomorrow, are you sure you have time to charter a flight? As far as I know, charter flights need to be applied for even working days in advance."

"I'm a VIP."

"It's useless even if you're an SVIP~" Bai Zhi squinted at him: "I've never been in the seat myself, but I've gone through the procedures before, and it's very complicated."

"You have gone through the formalities, but haven't sat in? What's the situation?" Lu Ziqiao asked Bai Zhi in surprise.

Bai Zhi glanced at him: "Don't look at me, I'm not running a passenger plane, but a cargo plane, and the goods are sold overseas, but the process is similar, and this kind of operation is rather tasteless, and it is generally not used. For example, now, we will use it tomorrow. If you want to leave, it’s too late to go through the formalities today.”

"You can't even spend money?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise.

Bai Zhi sighed: "You think too much, not everything can be settled with money, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you happen to have a plane that's been chartered and just caught up to HB so we can get on it, it's a free ride and it's not a charter."

"It's too difficult..."

Zhao Haitang said calmly: "How do you know if you don't ask? You also know about the Chinese New Year, which means that there are many people going back. It is not ruled out that there are also chartered flights. We can follow~"

"Oh, stop talking nonsense, then you should try it~" Yifei couldn't wait any longer, and it seemed that this was the only way to go.

Zhao Haitang took out his mobile phone and made a call: "I'm Black Durian Supreme VIP, membership number 0921, I've booked a ticket, I'm going..."

Zhao Haitang hesitated for a moment, looked at Dali, and Dali understood: "Five air tickets to HB at noon on the New Year's Eve."

"Six air tickets to HB at noon on the New Year's Eve." Zhao Haitang is still used to trying to forget about him, so he added one more: "What? The flight is full? Okay~"

Zhao Haitang hung up the phone, and Yifei asked a little nervously, "How is it?"

"It's done, there happened to be a private business jet taking off, Brother Qiang is the same model, and it took off at noon on the New Year's Eve." Zhao Haitang said proudly.

"' ‖I'll go, is it true or not? This is it?"

Zhao Haitang replied calmly: "Really, luck is better."

"Great, I can go to Guan Gu Youyou's wedding."

A few people cheered, charter a plane~ they had never been on it before, and for a moment, they felt that they were worth it. . .

"I'll pack my luggage first." Yifei couldn't wait any longer. Not only did he solve the problem, but it was also the easiest way to solve it violently.

"Hey, don't be in such a hurry, right?" Bai Zhi patted her forehead. . .

"Let's go too."

After talking, several people all ran in: "Charter a flight~ I have to come to Gu with the momentum of a charter flight."

Bai Zhi rubbed her nose, she was such a dick, she sighed and leaned on the sofa, but it was a good ending if she could pass, it's just that. . .

For such a big matter, Bai Zhi was a little worried, Guan Gu Youyou got married~ It's definitely (Wang Qian's) plot, according to the melodrama of love apartment, will it go very far?

Shouldn't it be possible?Bai Zhi thought so, but it is also possible to omit the wedding process, just to explain the result of the wedding symbolically, this is also possible.

"Hey~" Bai Zhi sighed, no matter what, it's best to go, not to go. . .It can't be forced, after all, it's still a little far away, and everything is very troublesome.

"Why are you sighing? Can't you go?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

"It's nothing." Bai Zhi shrugged: "In that case, I'm going to pack my things too, let me say goodbye to the baby, the two little guys will definitely miss me, if I don't say hello, they will definitely be angry. "

"You don't come here, why are you so angry?" Yu Mo rolled his eyes, but he went in with him anyway, packing up and helping out~.

Chapter 1603

Among them, several of them have never been abroad, and now they can go abroad, and they can charter a flight to go abroad. This feeling, not to mention how excited they are, even some people are so happy that they can't sleep at night.Of course, for those who have already been abroad, they just regard this matter as tourism.

On the eve of this day, eight hours before the wedding, at a distance of 1751 kilometers from HB, several people happily walked into a large warehouse, dragging their suitcases.

They were originally high-spirited, but they were discouraged the moment they entered the warehouse.

The first thought when I came in was: this is the airport?

The big square outside and the plane stop sign are quite bluffing, but after entering, they feel like they have been tricked. Are you sure this is an airport and not a senior activity center?

Besides, the current activity center for the elderly is much better than this place, right?At least there is an air conditioner there!There is no air conditioner in this place.

I saw the resting chairs crookedly placed there, besides there was a scrapped car and a scrapped helicopter, trash cans and 680 brooms randomly placed at the door, and a bunch of trash cans that had obviously been eliminated The table became an area, covered with all kinds of messy sundries, and on the other side of the wall, it was written: focus on quality for survival, and ensure safety for development.This type of writing.

Seeing this scene, several people were stunned: "We didn't go to the wrong place, did we? Is this the airport?"

"It should be right?" Even Bai Zhi is not very sure: "If this is an airport, I really can't imagine that this flight can guarantee people's safety."

"There's a big screen at the airport over there, so you can tell if it's the airport?" Zhang Wei pointed to the other side.

Everyone walked over curiously, and Yifei was even more stunned when she saw it: "The handwritten big screen is so environmentally friendly?"

If it's environmental protection, it's better to say that it's so cheating?This is not a question of environmental protection or environmental protection, but whether this thing will be wrong. If the flight is wrong and the plane is on the wrong plane, then they will fly to Siberia, and they don't know how to cry!

"Hey, bear with it~" Zhang Wei sighed, "We're here to see Guan Gu Youyou, not to watch a few big screen shows."

"Can you bear this central air conditioner?" He vigorously pointed to the radiator next to him.

"..."

Everyone looked over, their faces twitched, and they could obviously feel that the black lines on their heads were about to emerge, but they couldn't help it. Up to now, they could only use Ah Q's spirit: "Forget it, as long as it can heat up, we don't need it." stay here."

"It's the first time I've seen such a deserted airport, even more deserted than a bus station." Lu Ziqiao complained.

"This can't be summed up in one word, deserted at all, right?" Bai Zhi complained: "I can understand that the airport is built in the suburbs. Isn't it time to write a will or something?"

"Then you write it~ Maybe it will be useful." Yifei rolled her eyes, cursing herself like this, is it really okay, and by the way, we all cursed myself.

The chance of surviving the plane crash is quite slim, and even if Bai Zhi died, they would not be able to survive. . .

"Let's meow and meow together..."

As soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, there was a muttering voice from behind, and they turned their heads to look at it, and exclaimed in surprise, "Seventh Lord?"

Hong Qi looked up and recognized him at a glance: "Lawyer? Lawyer Zhang? Oh, what a coincidence~~"

"Qi Ye~ How are you doing these years?" Zhang Wei greeted an acquaintance when he saw him.

"It's not bad, 360 lines. I picked up a few lines and went to the elderly university to study and recharge. No, I came to the airport recently to practice." Hong Qi pointed to his badge, which said 'cleaning staff' few words.

"Oh that's it~" Zhang Wei smiled and nodded.

At the beginning, when I took this case, I was called miserable by him~ Although I won the lawsuit later, Zhang Wei is not very clear about the follow-up matters.

But at that time, he said that he was going to sell the house, and then lived in the sunset red apartment to live with two people. At first, he could be seen walking in the community, but then he didn’t know why, he disappeared. I didn’t expect I went to a university for the elderly to study.

After exchanging pleasantries a few times, Dali said politely: "Grandpa, I want to use the toilet, where is the toilet?"

"The toilet is broken." Hong Qi said, "Oh, but, should you use this?"

Hong Qi took out a bucket, intending to let her pee in it, but. . .she won't~

Dali's heart is broken, does this old man think she is a boy?I looked around, except for the short hair, it doesn't look like a boy in other places?Oh, maybe it's because I'm old and my eyes are dim, so I couldn't help explaining: "Grandpa, I'm a girl, can you take care of me?"

"Oh, girl?" Hong Qi suddenly realized, "Then I'll give you a pink one."

"..." The corners of Dali's eyes twitched, is this the point?I am a girl, how could I pee in the bucket?

Bai Zhi coughed and saw the generation gap between Dali and Hong Qi: "Well, Qiye, Dali is from the city and doesn't know how to use this, so you should take it back~"

"What does this have to do with being a city dweller?" He scratched his head vigorously.

"Cough~" Bai Zhi was a little embarrassed, and explained helplessly: "Because... there are no indoor toilets in some rural areas. If you want to shush, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, you have to solve it in the bucket."

"How to solve this?"

Bai Zhi patted her forehead, and said with black lines all over her head, "Student Dali, I know you are eager to learn, but are you sure you want to discuss with me in broad daylight and in public the topic of how girls pee in buckets?"

"..."

Dali nodded suddenly, and the rest of the people were embarrassed to hear that Xueba was indeed pure, but Zhang Wei discovered another key point: "Bai Zhi, didn't you also grow up in the city? Why are you so clear? Oh, could it be ..."

"Hey~~" They seemed to have thought of something, and immediately turned away from Bai Zhi in disgust.

Bai Zhi sighed: "You know farts~ When we were in elementary school, we had a fellowship with an elementary school in a mountainous area. Even the toilets in that place were still mud brick huts, let alone toilets. I know it's normal, okay? ?”

"..."

Of course, Bai Zhi lied. There was a fart fellowship in primary school, and he was from a rural area in his previous life. Of course he knew these things.

But of course they didn't know about this matter, so they believed it to be true, Dali also understood the generation gap with Hong Qi. .

Chapter 1604

Bai Zhi forcibly interrupted this topic, and also resolved the generation gap between Hong Qi and Dali. Dali decided to hold back~ Anyway, there will be toilets on the plane, and it will be fine to get on the plane when the time comes, and it will probably be soon. Just drink less water.

After chatting with Zhang Wei for a few words, Hong Qi pushed the trash can to clean up the floor of the waiting hall by himself. At this time, Zhao Haitang came over late, riding a suitcase, grunting.

Zhang Wei showed surprise on his face: "You have become a smart box, can you still run by yourself?"

"Don't you know that you can't become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" Bai Zhi curled her lips, she had always wanted to ask a question, and finally found someone who could ask: "Zhao Haitang, is this really an airport? Why do I feel unreliable?" What does it look like? Are you sure this plane~ can fly?"

Zhao Haitang followed Bai Zhi to look at the helicopter, and explained calmly: "I'm sure, this is the airport, but it's not that one, that one has been scrapped, the one we were on - that one hasn't arrived yet."

"Are you sure?" Lu Ziqiao said, "Can I go to HB by helicopter? We are going to cross the ocean, and we will kneel when encountering a strong wind~"

"Don't worry." Zhao Haitang said: "I'll take the ride myself, so I can't even fool myself, right? Let's take a helicopter to the South Dam first, and then fly to HB from the South Dam. Our flight is temporarily added. Here There must be no flight routes, only other places can."

"Then we will waste a lot of time." Yifei said dissatisfied.

"I can't help it." Zhao Haitang shrugged, "It's for safety~ It's enough to waste time as long as we can get there."

"Waste time, waste time~" Zhang Wei could see it, "It's better than never going, Zhao Haitang, when is our plane coming?"

"It will take some time, don't worry, we will definitely catch up." Zhao Haitang promised.

Zhang Wei sighed: "Forget it, if you come, you will be safe, wait~ play with your phone for a while, time will pass soon... no signal?"

Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone, originally intending to play while waiting, but now he realized that there was no signal at all.

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and took out their mobile phones to check, but there was really no signal at all, Lu Ziqiao laughed at this time: "Hahaha~ Fortunately, I have prepared for it, Phelps' copycat phone, super standby , super signal, copycat phone, it’s bullshit..."

In less than two seconds, he was immediately slapped in the face: "Eh? There is no signal on the copycat phone? What kind of place is this~"

"The phone has no signal, how do you live these days?"

"How did that happen?"

Dali said weakly: "Do you want to bear it?"

"How can you bear it?" Some of them could bear it before, but modern people, without the Internet, are almost like eagles without wings: "Qiye, your signal stations are also shut down due to arrears?"

Hong Qi said calmly: "The equipment is broken, and it will be repaired in the next year. If you want to surf the Internet! Go out of the gate and go east, walk fifty miles forward, and there will be a signal when you get on the overpass."

"Isn't this the same as nothing?"

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "You guys... don't you prepare some books to pass the time, or offline games to pass the time when you take the plane?"

"..."

Everyone looked at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Don't look at me, it's a common rule to turn on the flight mode on the plane, right? Don't you all know this?"

"So, what did you bring to pass the time?" Yifei asked.