Bitch living in an apartment

"You're welcome, you're welcome..."

Several people smiled dryly and nodded, but Lu Ziqiao also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. He usually has to sell small cakes and has no time to accompany Meijia. He does feel a little guilty for letting her watch TV at home alone, but now Meijia can find He is still very at ease when doing things, not afraid that you are too busy, but afraid that you will not find something to do.

Not everyone has the same free time as Bai Zhi to accompany his pregnant wife.

"Zhang Wei, may I ask, can you get me a can of milk from the refrigerator?" Yifei~ said with a smile.

Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth: "Yifei, can you please stop smiling like that? Last time you smiled like that, the gas price went up, and I still have to drive, so it can't go up that much."

"You..." Yifei almost ran away because of this, but when she met Mika's eyes, she was defeated: "Hehehe~ You look after me, this is a kind smile, Zhang Wei, is it okay? Thank you .”

"Okay Yifei." Zhang Wei also smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "Excuse me, can I not go?"

"Suck~" Yifei took a deep breath: "Then, Zhang Wei, do you know how to play a flash?"

"Can't I go?" Zhang Wei was frightened.

"Zhang Wei, haven't you read the form? The word 'I'm going' is uncivilized, so you can't say it~" Meijia pointed to the word above, and Zhang Wei almost didn't cry out.

After reading it, his face turned black. This form doesn't look so simple~

Everyone quickly glanced at the form again, they could all be recruited, and they didn't know what to say next.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, and suddenly felt the back of her head go cold: "I suddenly have a bad feeling, you probably put all the uncivilized synonymous words on it."

"Didn't you read the form? Uncivilized words and uncivilized homonyms are not allowed."

"I..." Bai Zhi just wanted to swear, but when it reached her mouth, she swallowed the word again and changed it to: "What am I supposed to be! Hehehe~~"

During breakfast, because of this uncivilized vocabulary, no one dared to speak in a daze, and they all made eye contact.

It wasn't until after breakfast that Bai Zhi said, "Who's going to wash the dishes?"

"At this time, I should say Excuse me." Meijia corrected.

"..." Bai Zhi patted her forehead, thinking about it: "Hey~ Do you wash the dishes?"

"..."

"Baizhi, how can you talk like that?" Meijia said dissatisfied: "When you talk like that, I will automatically think you are saying bad words, and the baby will think the same way, and you have babies, you really want them to be treated like that." Does it affect?"

"..."

Bai Zhi hit her head directly on the table: "Forget it, can't you hide from me if you can't provoke me? I'd better go back to sleep~ Maybe it won't be so troublesome in the dream."

"At this time you should say, sorry."

"Sorry, I'm leaving first."

Bai Zhi seemed to be kicked out by a ghost, and rushed into the room directly.

Only then did Meijia nodded in satisfaction, and went into the room with her big belly. Obviously, it was impossible for her to wash the dishes, and this matter could only fall to the rest of the people.

All morning, Bai Zhi stayed in the room, occasionally came out to pour water and saw Mijia in the lobby, he just took a look and went back.

Until Yu Mo woke up, he had to go out, but he didn't speak the whole time, like a mute.He was really afraid of Meijia, there was nothing wrong with his polite language, and Bai Zhi didn't think it was a problem when he first agreed, but now it seems that he is really troubled.

Finally in the afternoon, Yumo and Meijia were happily chatting about uncivilized vocabulary, but everyone found it really cheating.

Every time they say a word, they may step on the thunder. Meijia is like picking out the wrong ones. She can pick out the uncivilized words with the same pronunciation in their every sentence, which is more troublesome than picking bones.

There is no way, Bai Zhi can only hide in 3602, watching Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce solve the embarrassing problem is better than staying next door to learn which words.

No matter how Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce were arguing about those math problems, they acted as if they hadn't seen them, playing boring games and reading books on their own.

When Zhang Wei came out of the office, he was shocked: "Hey, are you here too?"

Now 3601 and 3602 are showing extremes. 3602 is not fully occupied now, and 3601 is already beyond the standard, so whether it is a meal or a party, it is always in 3601.

But now everyone is in 3602, which surprised Zhang Wei.

Bai Zhi could only helplessly explain: "Don't mention it, I didn't dare to say a word next door, Mijia just caught me picking on me, I don't know if I offended her, and even Yu Mo was dragged into the water, now We are discussing whether to increase the vocabulary~"

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"Hehe~ It's not whether it will be, but it has been increased." Lu Ziqiao twitched the corner of her mouth: "She just sent me the second version. Now, no matter what it is, I can't say 'I'll go', and I can't even say shooting and practice."

"Why? Are these uncivilized?" Zhang Wei asked in surprise.

"No, it's very civilized." Lu Ziqiao explained: "But the word shooting has a negative connotation, and Mika is not allowed to say it, and practical practice has the same pronunciation as 'cheap', so I am not allowed to say it."

Bai Zhi's phone rang and found that Yu Mo had sent it to him. After seeing the content, he spit out a mouthful of blood: "It's over."

 …  

"what happened?"

Bai Zhi smiled wryly and said: "I don't want to talk about it anymore, I'll post it in the group, you can see for yourself~"

Then Bai Zhi forwarded it directly, and everyone received the message. When they clicked on it, Zhao Haitang said in surprise: "What? It doesn't matter how you speak, you have to control it, even your every move?"

The content above refers to the behavior habits of gentlemen and ladies. It roughly means that their every move in the future needs to be in accordance with the standards of gentlemen and ladies.

In other words, you can't stretch, you can't eat, and you can't be listless. Even if you are an inner mmp, you must always keep smiling.

"Isn't it?" Zhang Wei pointed to the things on it: "What the hell is it that you can't wear slippers?"

"Do you think slippers are a gentleman?" Bai Zhi rubbed her eyebrows: "It's not bad that she didn't let you wear stockings."

"..."

Zhang Wei thought about how he looked wearing silk stockings, and suddenly shuddered. Silk stockings are convenient for men to get on and off horses, but who still wears them like that now?

Now that I think about it, my eyes are hot: "No, Bai Zhi, you just watch Yu Mo destroy us like this? Then I can't wear slippers when I take a shower? How can I wash this?"

Bai Zhi waved her hand helplessly: "What Yu Mo means is that when you are alone, even if you pick your toes, it's fine, but in front of everyone, especially the baby, you must be a gentleman, understand?"

"..."earth.

Chapter 1567

"No, let's forget about Mijia, why is Yu Mo also joining in the fun? You accompany her every day, and she still can't find something to do? Bai Zhi, you can't do it~" Zhang Wei said this sentence almost crying, He wasn't usually that elegant, he dared to come out to meet guests in casual pajamas, let alone a gentleman.

Bai Zhi just glanced at him: "Hehehe~ you guys are fine, think about me~ I can't even stay alone, and I don't have many suits and dresses myself, why should I wear something more formal every day? ?”

"You are a fashion designer, but you don't have many clothes? Who would believe that?! You must have hidden it." Yifei didn't believe anything.

"If you want weird clothes, I have a lot of them. The key is, can I wear them now?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Hey~ It seems that I have to find a way recently, otherwise it will be ugly. .”

Before Bai Zhi could come up with an idea, Mei Jia and Yu Mo came from next door, well, there is no need to think of any ideas now.

"Eh? Is everyone here? That's just right." Mika happily ran in, followed by Yu Mo: "Have you received all the messages sent by Yu Mo just now? Don't deny it, I saw Bai Zhi's post in the group. gone."

Zhang Wei's expression was a little bad, and he said with a mournful face, "Meijia, Yumo, can I make an opinion?"

"Zhang Wei, what's your expression?" Meijia said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you say it? Try to keep smiling, and, are you asking for help? Don't teach the baby badly."

Bai Zhi covered her face, not wanting them to see her expression, otherwise she might be criticized, Zhang Wei twitched the corner of his mouth, and then forced out a painful smile: "Excuse me, Meijia, please allow me to make a suggestion How about it?"

"Please say."

Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "Meijia, may I ask if the scope of this list is too large, and we are at home, harmony is the most important thing, right? Isn't it a little bit... just waiting for a rabbit?"

"What kind of idiom is this?" Bai Zhi complained in a low voice.

"How can you say the word 'to be'? This word is unlucky in English, I have already written it in the second edition." Meijia did not answer Zhang Wei directly, but picked another mistake.

Hearing Meijia's explanation, Zhao Haitang felt mmp in her heart, but she had to smile: "I have to say, your approach is a bit..."

"The second edition of practice is also written, feudal superstition is not advocated~"

Curry sauce was crying, and it was better not to go against her wishes: "Sister Meijia, I support you, you should change your attitude~"

"The first edition of the pervert was written."

"I mean, change your state..." Curry Sauce was stunned for a few seconds: "Just pretend I didn't say it."

"But we were told that there is a second edition~" Zhang Wei complained with a bitter face.

"I made it clear that you can't say 'defendant'." After Meijia corrected, seeing that everyone was afraid to speak, she could only pretend to understand: "Hey, I know, everyone may still be a little uncomfortable, actually. ~The rules are very simple, let me explain to you again..."

"..."

Yifei and the others hurriedly pushed Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Ziqiao didn't want Mijia to keep it like this, so she hurriedly said: "Oh, Mijia, I'll teach you, you go back to the room to watch the prenatal education animation..."

"Wait for a while." Meijia stopped Lu Ziqiao from pushing herself away: "I'm not just here to teach you the second version, there is one more thing, Yumo will tell you."

Yumo waited for Mijia to finish speaking, and then stood up: "I discussed with Mijia, for the baby to become a civilized person, and for the baby to win at the starting line, so there is still something about cultivating one's own quality.

Baibai also sent the document to the group. I actually want to remind everyone that if you meet each other, it is best to dress like a gentleman. After all, Baibai also said that no matter how good the words are, it is better to do well, right? "

Several people looked at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi covered her face, and said distressedly: "Yu Mo, but we are all acquaintances, there is no need to dress so ostentatiously, right?"

"How can I do that? A child's every move needs to be cultivated from an early age, and you are also a beneficiary, so you don't understand this truth?" Yu Mo spread his hands and took Bai Zhi as an example.

However, I have to say that Bai Zhi is indeed a successful model. At least so far, even if he is about to have a child, there are still a few girls who will be his backup!

"Can this be the same?" Bai Zhi twitched her mouth. He knew how to study when he was a child, it was because he was sensible, but now his baby is not born yet!Even if you can learn, how much can you learn?

Seeing that Bai Zhi didn't speak, Yu Mo thought he had compromised: "So, I hope everyone, go back and change your clothes now, try to dress as beautifully as possible, and at the same time improve the baby's aesthetics very much... ..."

"Change now?"

"That's right~ It's better to act than to move, GOGOGO." Meijia urged.

Several people clutched their foreheads and had no choice but to walk into the room. Even Bai Zhi was dragged into the room by Yu Mo, and Mei Jia also walked into the room with Lu Ziqiao.

"Yu Mo, are you too...too...?"

"What?" Yu Mo understood what he meant when he saw Bai Zhi: "I know you don't like being so serious, but for the sake of the baby, this difficulty must be overcome, and you don't want the baby to have poor aesthetics in the future, right?"

"No..." Bai Zhi struggled: "I don't have many clothes that meet the requirements~"

"It's okay, I bought it for you."

"..."

It turned out that Bai Zhi had been prepared for a long time, and Bai Zhi returned to the room weakly. This feeling was like facing the gust of wind. . .

Like a puppet on a string, Yu Mo changed the clothes for Bai Zhi, and Yu Mo patted his shoulder: "Okay, look, I'm much more energetic now."

"I'm more energetic if I don't wear this. 2.9" Bai Zhi complained.

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, nothing..." Bai Zhi coughed. Although he seemed to be more energetic, it was obviously not the problem now. He hurriedly felt awkward, not because the clothes didn't fit, but because of the awkward atmosphere: "Well, you Just watch the prenatal education animation at home~ I'll go out first, go to the store and bar to see~"

"come back earlier."

"..." Bai Zhi waved her hand, and ran out as if fleeing. There is no one in the living room of 3601. It is estimated that she either stayed in the room and did not want to come out, or was forced to change clothes.

Hey, now their own room has become their only pure land, and no one cares about what they do in it. If things don't end, they all want to die in their own room. .

Chapter 1568

"Are you here too?"

Bai Zhi arrived at the bar wearing a white dress, only to realize that not everyone was in the room, but had already come to the bar~ Except for Lu Ziqiao who was watched by Meijia and herself who was watched by Yumo, everyone else was basically there.

Seeing that they were all there, after being surprised, Bai Zhi was relieved: "Why didn't you change your clothes? Are you afraid that Yu Mo will come down to settle accounts with you?"

"Don't mention the word settlement." Yifei waved his hand and responded weakly: "I don't think I will stay in the bar for long. I plan to go back later, change my clothes, and go upstairs to paint the walls, so that Yumo and Meijia won't be in trouble. Let me go up in a dress?"

"That's a good idea." Bai Zhi nodded, her eyes were a little bright, and then dimmed immediately: "Forget it, I think it's better for me to look at Yu Mo, in case she messes up something again, it will be later. More trouble."

"Now Sister Yumo and Sister Meijia have gone crazy, even more crazy than Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce. I don't know what to do next!" Dali said 09 weakly.

"If this continues, we probably won't even be able to say the word going to the toilet." Zhao Haitang sighed: "This word will remind you of some uncivilized words, and I guess, we will even be restricted from eating in the future."

"Ah~ You even have to ask for the action of eating? Then do I have to live?" As a foodie curry sauce, didn't you eat with big mouthfuls that time?

Bai Zhi snorted: "The most important thing is not to restrict the appearance of eating, maybe you will also restrict the amount of food, thinking that if you are full, you will be chubby, and your image will be indecent."

"Isn't it?"

"I hope not." Bai Zhi said bitterly.

"At least it's not without benefits." Zhang Wei shook his head: "Look, Bai Zhi, within a few minutes of you coming down, I saw at least three girls staring at us."