Bitch living in an apartment
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"Huh~" Bai Zhi crossed her arms and said disdainfully: "Then use the method that doesn't cost money, Zhang Wei, I will give you one last chance. After 10 minutes, I want to see a Zhang Wei who refuses to admit defeat and stands up to me." In front of me, there are only 10 minutes, if you don't believe it, don't wait for the time, and you don't need to ask me for help in the future."
"..."
Saying that, Bai Zhi just walked out, ignoring the bewildered crowd at all.
Zhang Wei screamed: "Change clothes, change clothes, only 10 minutes..."
A few people were pushed out by Zhang Wei, shaking their heads helplessly, Meijia asked: "Bai Zhi wants to help Zhang Wei pursue Dali? And it's the kind that doesn't cost money, Ziqiao, sister Yifei, what do you think of this matter? "
"I guess Xuan, Zhao Haitang said, Dali broke up with him every second, which means that Dali has had enough of Zhang Wei."
"Not necessarily." Lu Ziqiao retorted Yifei. If he had other academic problems, he might not be able to answer Yifei, but emotionally, he was really not afraid of her: "Dali is a typical straight girl. This kind of girl is actually very good. Chasing, they put all their intentions on their faces, and Dali is not someone who cares about family background, but I think Zhang Wei and Bai Zhi can really succeed."
"Hmph, but don't forget what kind of teammate Zhang Wei is." Yifei said disdainfully, "It's not like you haven't worked with Zhang Wei before."
"..." Lu Ziqiao shuddered, remembering the fear of being dominated by Zhang Wei, he couldn't help covering his face, until now he felt his face was still in pain: "Cough~ I hope Bai Zhi can feel better ~~"
Yifei secretly laughed twice: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, I have made an appointment for you to take a pregnancy health care class, don't be late."
"Okay~ Let's pack up and go." Lu Ziqiao and Meijia nodded. Although they saw the handwriting of Baizhi and Yumo, they still needed to listen to them. It would be even better if they had this opportunity.
10 minutes later. . .
In the 3602 hall, Zhang Wei ran out in a panic, wearing his tie and hurriedly putting on his suit. Bai Zhi looked at the watch in his hand, and then said: "Nine minutes and 53 seconds, there is still time to go." Seven seconds."
"No way ~ Bai Zhi, what are you doing?" Zhang Wei said helplessly, looking at Bai Zhi's beggar outfit: "What kind of look do you have?"
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"Nonsense, if I wear the same clothes as you, believe it or not, I'll steal all the limelight from you?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, saw that he took out the razor and shaved off his beard, and couldn't help but turn black: "Hey Hey, why are you shaving?"
"..." Zhang Wei was stunned: "Didn't you ask me to tidy up? I don't even shave my beard, so what do you call tidying up?"
Speaking of Zhang Wei, he pushed it again, Bai Zhi twitched the corners of his mouth, and said quietly: "You have a beard, and you always have a sense of decadence. Dali is alone. Seeing your decadence, she will feel distressed. You shave now You are so energetic, do you want to let Dali know that you are happy to lose her?"
………………
"..."
Zhang Wei was stunned, and glanced at the razor: "Then what should we do?"
Bai Zhi was helpless: "Then go to Ziqiao's room to find a fake beard~ the best kind of beard is stubble, stick it on your face, and then don't wash your face, that's it."
"Oh oh oh~" Zhang Wei was in chaos, he listened to whatever Bai Zhi said.
As soon as Zhang Wei left, Zhao Haitang also changed his clothes and came out of the room, even his movements were full of pride, the moment he saw Bai Zhi: "Brother Bai Zhi, what's the matter with you?"
Bai Zhi brushed off the clothes on her body: "Performance art."
"Oh~~Okay~" Zhao Haitang nodded suspiciously, and suddenly became happy again: "By the way, Brother Bai Zhi, can you help me see, how about my plan to chase Dali?"
"Chasing Dali's plan? Why did you ask me~?" Bai Zhi took his proposal suspiciously, and immediately felt relieved: "No wonder you asked for my opinion~ So you wanted to borrow the bar."
"Is it okay?" Zhao Haitang asked expectantly without any embarrassment.
"The bar is open for business. If you want to use it, you can go to Joey to discuss it." Bai Zhi did not refuse. This method does not seem to conflict with his method~
"Then thank you Brother Bai Zhi." Zhao Haitang happily ran out.
Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, expressing her silent condolences to this guy, hey, lick the dog~ At the end of the lick, there will still be nothing left. . .earth.
Chapter 1552
"Bai Zhi, how do you look at this? When Dali is out of class, sing to express his love? Or look at this, when Dali returns to the apartment, we will put balloons on the floor. Let me tell you, I know there is a place where you can get them." Free balloons? Or this, put candles and flowers at home, I know that Xiao Hei has made a new type of fertilizer, cultivated a lot of flower experiments, we can..."
"Stop." Bai Zhi rubbed the center of her brows, feeling the pain in her head: "You are all the courtship methods you found in Zhihu, right? You still sing, what can you sing? SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"I... can sing Little Star."
"..."
Bai Zhi covered her forehead, feeling quite helpless towards Zhang Wei.
This matter had to be started 5 minutes ago, and Bai Zhi managed to persuade Zhang Wei to cheer up, and convinced him that his fate with Dali should not be broken, and then this guy was out of control.
Along the way, he kept giving ideas, and even asked Bai Zhi if he was very smart.
But the problem is, from Bai Zhi's eyes, although these sounds very romantic, they are all rotten routines, what's the point of this?
"Listen, Zhang Wei, confession is like cooking. Everyone has their favorite taste. I'm sure Zhao Haitang must have tried yours. If you do this, it will only make Dali feel impatient. Sense of vision, since that's the case, why do you use your own weaknesses to touch Zhao Haitang's strengths?"
"My shortcoming? Go~ What's my shortcoming?" Zhang Wei retorted narcissistically.
Bai Zhi ignored him, but continued: "You are good at earthy love talk, which is your strength, but the shortcoming is that your taste needs to be improved. This is written in the Dali Boyfriend Power Report, so, next, you have to What you do is to make use of your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, or you will be ready to cry~"
"Exploit strengths and avoid weaknesses? How to maximize strengths?"
"Simple." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "Chasing girls~ I just do what I like. You have lived with Dali for so long, what do you think Dali likes the most?"
"Like... travelling? Fitness? Playing games?"
Bai Zhi sighed: "Hey, after spending so long, you don't even know about Dali's hobbies. You are such a failure, no wonder Dali broke up with you."
"you know?"
"I don't know, and I don't chase her, why should I know?"
"..."
Seeing that Zhang Wei was stunned and silent, Bai Zhi simply said: "That's fine~ The first step is to find out what Dali likes, if you don't know, then don't pursue Dali~ Go back and cry Let's go~"
Zhang Wei had no choice, he always felt that Bai Zhi was a bit unreliable, so he called out himself, and ended up saying this.
However, he still obediently thought about how to know Dali's preference next: "Baizhi, tell me, how about I ask Curry Sauce or Yifei Meijia? They are all girls, especially Yifei, they are the most similar , I can ask Yifei for her opinion~"
"Whatever you want." Bai Zhi waved her hand impatiently: "I don't care how you know, but you must know, otherwise I will have to give you a strong medicine in the future plans."
When Zhang Wei heard the word strong medicine, his heart jumped, he was a little scared, and asked weakly: "What strong medicine?"
"Hehe~" Bai Zhi sneered: "You better not expect to use such a method, otherwise, you and Dali won't even be friends."
Zhang Wei swallowed, and couldn't help being frightened: "Then... I'll talk to Yifei."
"Go~"
Bai Zhi looked at the back of Zhang Wei running out, shook her head involuntarily, stretched her waist, and returned to the apartment, but when she returned to 3601, she found that Zhang Wei was also here, and when she saw Yifei next to her, Bai Zhi suddenly relieved.
Sitting silently on the side, Bai Zhi heard Yifei teaching Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, I didn't say you, I have been in love with you for three months, and you don't even know what Dali likes, you still have to ask Others, are you paying attention? I am Dali, and I also dumped you."
"Yes, yes, Yifei, can we talk now?"
"What to say? How do I know what she likes?"
"..." Zhang Wei almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He was scolded for a long time like a grandson, but you told me that you didn't know.
Zhang Wei stared at Yifei resentfully, and in order to cover up his embarrassment, Yifei looked at Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, didn't you say to help Zhang Wei pursue? What? Let him fend for himself?"
Bai Zhi replied calmly: "First of all, as I said, I can give him a courtship plan that doesn't cost money, but he doesn't even know about Dali's hobbies, and even if I'm a god, I can't change this fact~ Blame me? "
"Tsk tsk~" Yifei despised Zhang Wei 0......
No matter how thick-skinned Zhang Wei is, he can't resist such gazes~ He turned his head and looked at Curry Sauce, who was reading a book: "Curry Sauce, do you know?"
Curry Sauce scratched his head: "Ask me? I know, but I do. Dali~ Isn't Prada your favorite?"
"Planck?" Yifei corrected her.
"Yes, Planck." Curry Sauce nodded vigorously: "If you can get Planck's signature, maybe Dali will be very happy."
Yifei's eyelids twitched: "Get Planck's signature? You can figure it out. He died more than seventy years ago. How are you going to get his signature? Digging the grave?"
"Um, is it?" Curry Sauce smiled awkwardly: "Then I don't know, but that's all I said, but it's true that Dali is Planck's idol."
Zhang Wei was overjoyed when he heard the words, how could he forget this matter?Planck, he seems to have thought of something: "Bai Zhi, tell me, I'm going to find a book on Planck's quantum mechanics, and copy a book by hand and give it to Dali. Do you think she will be moved?"
"..."
Although I know that Zhang Wei has a 2.9 tendon in pursuing girls, but I didn't expect this tendon to be the same as a ruler. To the extreme, Bai Zhi complained weakly: "You might as well find a toilet that Planck used to use to replace it." Be more reliable, the quantum mechanics you copied by hand? Why don’t you say that you read the quantum mechanics with sound yourself?”
"..." Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's not impossible."
"..."
Several people covered their foreheads, he really had this method, Bai Zhi opened her notebook with a dark face: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, since I know what Dali likes, I will help you."
"Okay, okay~ What should I do?"
Bai Zhi glanced at him calmly: "Wait."
After finishing speaking, Bai Zhi walked into her room silently, and stayed in the room for a long time before coming out. . . .
Chapter 1553
When she came out, Bai Zhi took another notebook in her hand, and Zhang Wei couldn't understand what she was looking at. Bai Zhi patted the notebook on Zhang Wei's face: "What are you looking at? Nuo, don't you like copying notes? This is for you, here is it." I'll go back and copy it, and then tell Dali, these are the notes you worked so hard to copy in class."
"Notes? What notes?" Zhang Wei opened it curiously and glanced: "Cosmic Linguistics?"
"What study?" Curry sauce was dumbfounded, and this thing?
Yifei didn't know how to explain this, but Zhang Wei asked helplessly, "Why did you give me this?"
"Nonsense." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Why does Dali recognize Planck as an idol? It's because she loves science, which is a very partial science, and Dali must not have been involved in it. Do you think that with this note, Will she not like it? When the time comes..."
"At that time, as long as I confess my love to Dali again, I will be successful, right?" Zhang Wei interrupted Bai Zhi's words, and excitedly 09 said: "Great, I will give it to Dali now, Dali~ I'm here It's..."
As he said that, Zhang Wei didn't care what Bai Zhi yelled, and just ran out.
"Hey, Zhang Wei... Zhang Wei..." Bai Zhi sighed helplessly: "What's the rush? I haven't finished yet!"
"What do you want to say?" Yifei saw Zhang Wei running out, but she was still curious about what Bai Zhi wanted to say.
Bai Zhi said lightly: "What can I say? I want to tell him, let him copy some by himself, don't give the original to Dali, and then say that he went to the class and Dali likes science, so if Zhang Wei also learns about science, Dali will naturally have a greater liking, and then I can just get the qualification to audit this course, and Zhang Wei will say that again, isn't it a matter of course?"
Yifei twitched her lips and shook her head: "It's really a good idea, so Zhang Wei can also go to class with Dali to cultivate a relationship, and Dali will have more affection for Zhang Wei because of this, and at the same time, Dali can get rid of Zhao Haitang entanglement, killing three birds with one stone~"
"That's right~" Bai Zhi shook her head: "But he minimized the effect of sending notes by doing so, hey, it seems that he will still have to take strong medicine at that time~"
"Strong medicine, how strong medicine?" Seeing that Bai Zhi was writing and drawing in the notebook, Yifei immediately leaned over to read it.
But Bai Zhi quickly covered the book, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what are you reading? This is a secret. Have you ever seen Zi Qiao show you "Lu Shi Chun Qiu"?"
"Cut, who cares~" Yifei rolled his eyes.
At this time, Yu Mo seemed to have woken up, went to the bathroom to wash his face, brushed his teeth, walked to the edge of the table and sat down.
At the right time, Bai Zhi brought up the hot porridge and some snacks in hot water: "Yu Mo, what time is it, you just woke up~ You fell asleep before ten o'clock last night. "
Yifei looked at the time, and it was almost eleven o'clock: "Yu Mo, you've slept too long, haven't you?"
Yu Mo said calmly: "The doctor said that I need to sleep to reduce consumption. I don't want to sleep for so long, but once I sleep, I can't hear anything."
"Isn't this hibernation?" Curry Sauce asked weakly.
"Almost." Bai Zhi replied, "It's just that Yu Mo hibernates for a shorter time."
Yu Mo slowly ate breakfast, no, it should be called lunch now, Lu Ziqiao and Mijia walked in quietly outside, the moment Yifei saw them, she asked casually: "Hey, Ziqiao, Mijia , how is your pregnancy health care class going?"
"Well, not bad." Lu Ziqiao replied.
Yifei listened to his words with a perfunctory look, and suddenly became suspicious: "What is the specific method?"
"Forehead..."
Lu Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, as if they were discussing what to say, but this glance was noticed by Yifei, and she asked dissatisfiedly, "Are you going or not?"
"Going." Lu Ziqiao said with certainty: "But during class, a supernatural event happened."
Then, Lu Ziqiao told about the experience of him and Meijia dozing off in class, and Yifei's face turned crooked suddenly: "I think you are also in a hurry, do you know that today's lecture is from the obstetrics health room Director, how many connections did I entrust to arrange for you, and you didn't hear anything?"
Yifei held down Lu Ziqiao's head and refused to let go, making it clear that she wanted to kill him.
Yu Mo was so frightened that he woke up, and stared at Yifei mistreating Lu Ziqiao, who knew that Lu Ziqiao said desperately: "It's not that I didn't hear anything, I heard the teacher say... get out of class is over."
"I'll put water on your brain..." Yifei became even angrier after hearing this. . .
Seeing Lu Ziqiao's appearance, Meijia seemed to be dying there, so she hurriedly pleaded with Yifei: "Sister Yifei, if you let all the water out of his mind, wouldn't there be nothing left?"
"..."
Yifei angrily pushed Lu Ziqiao away, Lu Ziqiao coughed twice, gasped and said, "Forgive us senior scumbags~ It's a conditioned reflex to be distracted in class~"
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