Bitch living in an apartment

"Oh~ brush your teeth and wash your face~" Yifei nodded and rolled her eyes.

Three minutes later, Yifei put the washbasin and towel toothbrush in front of Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian became even more frightened: "Yi... Yifei, I haven't offended you recently, have I?"

"No, how could it be? I'm just doing you a favor, don't thank me."

"I, I, I..." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the water in the washbasin, the water was extremely clear and exuded heat, but he didn't feel any warmth at all, as if he was in a world of ice and snow.

It's over, Zeng Xiaoxian yelled frantically in his heart, he wanted someone to save him, Yifei was very abnormal, very abnormal.

Who is Hu Yifei, such a gentle female devil?He saw it now, but he wished he hadn't seen it, because it was so intrusive, he felt like his neck might be wrung off at any moment.

"That... Yifei... I don't want to wash my face now, thank you for your kindness, I want to go to the toilet." Zeng Xiaoxian entered the toilet as if fleeing, closed the door directly and gasped heavily.

"' ‖Hey, hello..." Yifei stomped her feet, scolded the bastard, put her hands on her chest, and looked angrily at the position in the toilet.

Panting heavily, Zeng Xiaoxian touched his body, took out his mobile phone, and dialed Bai Zhi's number: "Bai Zhi, are you free now?"

"What are you doing?" Bai Zhi was about to make lunch, when she suddenly received a call from Zeng Xiaoxian, and answered it impatiently.

"Help, Yifei is going to kill me."

"..." Bai Zhi just raised her eyelids a little: "Isn't she going to kill you someday?! If you want to find a reason, you don't know how to find a better one~?"

"No, listen to me, she is very wrong today. I wonder if I offended her somewhere. She is very attentive today, and I can't get rid of her."

"..." Bai Zhi was furious: "Then you are here to show off to me? You can't even shake it off, I think you just owe it."

(Do you Zhao)

Speaking of which, Bai Zhi hung up the phone angrily: "Crazy, you two will be fine! Come here to show off, I will beat you to death, believe it or not?"

"Hey, hey~~" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled into the phone in a daze, but Bai Zhi had already hung up, and he couldn't help it.

Yifei outside was a little impatient, and strode towards the toilet door: "Zeng Xiaoxian, open the door, aren't you going to the toilet? Why can't I hear the sound of water?"

"Yes, I'm going to the toilet." Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to run to sit on the toilet, look out the door with a wry smile, and then dial another person's phone number~

Sighing, looking at the contacts on the list, he couldn't think of anyone who could save him now, and now Yifei seemed to be determined by him, blocking the door of the toilet and refusing to leave.

"God~ Who will save me~?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked up to the sky and sighed, he didn't know what medicine Yifei had taken wrongly. . . .

Chapter 1284

Time passed by little by little, and every second that Zeng Xiaoxian spent in the toilet was a torment. He was holding his mobile phone, but he didn't know what to do.

Just half an hour later, Zeng Xiaoxian was about to get up to see if Yifei was outside, when he heard Yifei talking outside again: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I forgot to tell you, when I went into the toilet just now, I found that The paper is gone, if you want paper, just tell me, and I promise to hand it in to you."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the paper box at the back, there was indeed no paper, he couldn't help being afraid for a while, but luckily he was hiding inside, if it was really the third toilet, maybe she would really threaten her.

Although he didn't know what she was going to do, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he must not take her things, or ask her for help, otherwise he would die miserably. Zeng Xiaoxian even suspected that the basin of water she gave was probably full of glue. . .

"I can solve it, you don't need to worry about it." Zeng Xiaoxian roared, and continued to squat inside.

"Then you just squat down for me~" Yifei's brain ached while waiting outside, and she yelled angrily, which scared Zeng Xiaoxian to jump up.

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, sure enough, listening to this voice, it really seemed like there was some kind of conspiracy 447, but luckily he didn't accept her kindness, otherwise he wouldn't know how he died.

Holding the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian wondered if he would ask someone to help take Yifei away, and then go out to hide in the radio station for two days, waiting for Yifei to forget how he offended her.

But just when he was about to start beating, he smelled it, and suddenly he smelled a burning smell: "What is burnt?"

He wanted to go out and have a look, but thinking that Yifei was probably still outside, he felt a little bit pained and hesitated whether to go out. Just as he was struggling ideologically, Yifei's voice came from outside: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I will Give you a chance, come out for me, honestly wash your face and brush your teeth, nothing will happen."

"Yifei, I was wrong. If I offended you somewhere, wouldn't it be okay for me to apologize to you?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll let you out, you're right."

"..."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian was even more frightened. It seems that Yifei and him have reached a point where they can't stop dying. If we don't let her make it up again, we won't let it go, but if we let her make it up again, we will either die or be injured! ! !

"Okay, this is your choice, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"What do you want?" Zeng Xiaoxian had a bad feeling in his heart.

"You'll know right away."

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was raised. At this time, the burning smell became stronger and stronger. Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, almost choking to death, and then saw smoke coming in from the crack in the door.

"Ah~ it's on fire, it's on fire..." Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, wanting to go out, but thinking that Yifei was outside, he would never catch fire, so it was a possibility, the other party was forcing him out: "No, Yifei Fei, Yifei, don't do this, it's very dangerous and will catch fire."

"Don't worry, I only made cigarettes, if you don't come out, I'll let you suffocate inside."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was about to vomit blood, did he make a mistake?But he can't help it, there are no windows in the toilet, and he can't open the window even if he wants to. . .

"Cough cough cough~"

A few seconds later, Zeng Xiaoxian coughed. Just as he was about to go out, the smoke alarm went off in the toilet, and then the fire hydrant started to sprinkle water. . .

"Ah~~" Zeng Xiaoxian was directly caught in the drenching.

There was no other way, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to open the door and escape, and happened to meet Yifei standing at the door with his arms crossed and looked at him with a half-smile: "Yifei...hehehe~~"

"Now you know it?"

"Yifei, how did I offend you? Just say it, should I still be okay?"

"You're right, hurry up, go wash your face and brush your teeth~"

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian tremblingly was escorted by Yifei to wash his face, the moment his hand touched the water: "Look, the flying saucer..."

Yifei looked subconsciously, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed out to the door, Yifei seemed to be insulted: "Zeng Xiaoxian..."

But the person had already run away, so she could only take a deep breath helplessly, suppress the surge of true energy in her body, and strode towards 3601, seeing Bai Zhi who was cooking, Yifei said angrily: "Bai Zhi, What bad idea did you come up with?"

"What did I do?" Bai Zhi was taken aback, not understanding.

"You said you just need to do him a favor, but that bastard suspects that I have ulterior motives."

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "So, does this have anything to do with me? That means you can't even help yourself."

"Fart, anyway, I can't do this kind of shit anymore, it's like I'm begging him to let me help him, it's too bad, hurry up, find a way for me."

Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth: "Then why don't you try to treat me to dinner? Then he won't refuse."

"you sure?"

"Just don't make fried rice with eggs."

"Okay~~" Yifei thinks it's okay after thinking about it, and it's still a favor to have a meal: "Wait a minute, what if he still doesn't go? I can still escort him to go?!"

"Then I don't care." Bai Zhi said calmly: "If you insist on paying back a favor, there are only a few ways to do it. You can either help them, so that everyone can clarify, or treat them to dinner, or give them a gift, that's all. There are three ways, I really can't think of anything else to do."

"Is there no other way?"

"Unless he also has an accident, and then you also help him, so that even if he doesn't want to, you will pay back the favor, otherwise you can just wait for him to accept your benefits~"

"I'll help him if he has an accident?" Yifei said thoughtfully, "This is a good way. In other words, if he is suddenly bitten by a dog, I drive the dog away, so that I can repay the favor."

"How can you be so unlucky?"

Bai Zhi complained, you think Zeng Xiaoxian is Zhang Wei? !Be bitten by a dog casually?

But Yifei thinks this is a good way: "Thank you~ Baizhi, I know how to do it."

Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then said anxiously: "Hey, I asked you to help, not to ask you to really instigate the dog to bite him, and then you will save him. You are not saving people, but harming them."

"I see." Yifei waved his hand calmly, feeling that he knew what to do.

Only then did Bai Zhi feel relieved, it was good to know, if Fei really got a dog to bite him, Bai Zhi didn't know what to say.

However, Bai Zhi also mourned for Zeng Xiaoxian for a few seconds. There is someone who expects you to have an accident. This sounds like a trick, but I don’t know if Zeng Xiaoxian will thank Yifei for doing it after he finds out. . . .

Chapter 1285

I don't know how long it will take to wait for someone to have an accident, and I don't know anything else, but since this time, Yifei has never looked for Bai Zhi again. Obviously, she is still waiting or trying one by one.

Anyway, at night, Bai Zhi was quiet for a while, until it was time for dinner, Bai Zhi was too lazy to cook, so she took Yu Mo to the restaurant to eat, but met Lu Ziqiao.

This guy seems to be dating Xiao Yu Xixi, and the one next to him should be Xiao Yu Xixi~ Not to mention, she looks good and has a good figure, otherwise Lu Ziqiao probably wouldn't have taken a fancy to her.

However, Lu Ziqiao seems to like to bring girls to this restaurant for dinner, so many times when Bai Zhi and Yu Mo also come here to eat, they can meet them, which makes each time very embarrassing.

This time, as usual, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo sat down at a nearby table as if they didn't know Lu Ziqiao.

Yu Mo glanced at Lu Ziqiao next to him, showing a smile, his eyes narrowed into a crescent: "Honey, guess how long this chick can last to break up with Ziqiao?"

"..." Bai Zhi asked the waiter for a menu for Yu Mo, and she couldn't help curling her lips: "Generally speaking, after the home run is the time when Zi Qiao and his girlfriend break up, why don't you ask me about them?" When it’s time to break up, it’s better to ask me when Zi Qiao will get this woman done.”

"Okay~ Then when do you think Ziqiao will be able to handle this woman?"

"Let me think about it~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, and intentionally or unintentionally dismissed Lu Ziqiao and Xiao Yu Xixi next to her: "Ziqiao's success in a woman depends on that person's IQ, a nympho like Meijia, It probably only takes a day or two. Like Lisa, although she is a little nympho, she still has a little IQ, and it is only a few days longer than Mika.

But looking at this Xiaoyuxixi, who actually played guessing games with Ziqiao, she doesn't seem like a brainless person. I have to say a few words to her, otherwise I can't be sure what kind of person she is, and I can't be sure. -set time. "

"Then aren't they chatting now? You can listen to it, and you will know what kind of person she is?" Yu Mo was not at all worried about when Bai Zhi would figure it out.

She mainly just chatted casually with Bai Zhi, which happened to be a good topic, so of course she wanted to talk about it.

"Then listen to what she said~" Bai Zhi shrugged and pricked up her ears.

For a while they were quiet here, Yu Mo quietly looked at the menu and prepared to order, while the other side started to chat.

I just heard that Xiaoyu Xixi said calmly: "I met many people before, and they ran up to ask questions, and then deliberately diverted the topic to a certain aspect to create opportunities. This is what I don't like the most."

Lu Ziqiao didn't know what was going on in her heart, but she actually cooperated with her and said: "Modern people are too utilitarian and impetuous, they don't understand, the answer is not important, the process of solving the riddle by yourself is the enjoyment."

"You really think so? You are not afraid, what kind of chainsaw killer am I?"

"I have always felt that the relationship between two people is an adventure. It is you who made me fall in love with this primitive and wild feeling."

"Then let me experience it. We have gone through these few days of adventure, how much do you really know?"

"What do you mean?"

"We have chatted for so long, I think, you should have a little outline of me in your heart, right?"

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "34,23, 35, [-]."

"I'm talking about the inside, like my horoscope, hobbies, personality, tastes, whatever."

"Um... yes, of course." Lu Ziqiao felt a little guilty, what he was thinking in his mind, perhaps only he knew: "It's just that what you asked me to say now is a bit too mysterious?"

"It's okay, I think it's time for our relationship to take a step further. If you can answer all these questions, I can give you a reward~~"

"What reward?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, regardless of whether he could really answer it.

Xiao Yu whispered something in his ear, and Lu Ziqiao looked at her in shock: "So you are also a carnivore, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"However, if you get the wrong answer, it means that your level is not enough, and maybe our fate is limited."

"Okay, give me a hundred chances, I'll be right."

"You're right. You only have one chance. I'll go to the bathroom first. When I get back, let's start~" Xiao Yu said and walked towards the bathroom.

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And their conversation ended here, Lu Ziqiao looked happy and hesitant, watching the other party leave.

Yu Mo naturally saw the end of their conversation, she asked Bai Zhi in a low voice: "Bai Bai, what is a carnivore?"

Bai Zhi twitched her lips and glanced at Lu Ziqiao: "The so-called carnivore actually means carnivorous women. There are also carnivorous men, herbivorous men and herbivorous women. This is a term for a certain type of modern women. Most of the women are strong women and white-collar women. They have seen countless people, but they have not married for a long time. But once they see someone they like, they will actively express their love like a hungry tiger, completely ignoring the opinions of bystanders.

They are smart and energetic, pursue fashion, know how to dress up, pay attention to sensuality, open and casual, pay attention to individuality, pursue freedom, and take the initiative in dealing with love. In their eyes, "everyone is equal before love".Because of their similarities with carnivorous animals, they are called carnivorous women. Compared with the herbivorous women popular in the East, carnivorous women are more common in Western society. "

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"What do you mean?" Yu Mo looked at Lu Ziqiao in surprise, who was nervous and didn't know who to call.

Bai Zhi shrugged: "That's right, they are basically the same as Zi Qiao, but there is another characteristic of this type of women."

"What characteristics?"

"Men and women take it all."

"Puff~~cough cough~~" Yu Mo almost choked to death after drinking her saliva, she didn't expect this answer: "You mean... she she she..."