Bitch living in an apartment
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long:"..."
Yu Mo: "..."
Yu Mo was a little confused by this turning point. One second she was still envious of Yoyo, but the next second, Bai Zhi told her that this was prepared for her.
Looking at Bai Zhi's depressed face, Yu Mo felt that his sour taste was gone, replaced by emotion.
"Then you prepared it for Yumo, why didn't you tell me?" Youyou said dissatisfiedly, her emotion, the hormone that was just aroused, instantly turned into cholesterol.
"Why didn't I say that, I specially put all your keys in Yu Mo's bag, just to let Yu Mo open the door first, and the ghost knows that you will think it is for you as soon as you enter."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao still took out their pockets, only then did they remember that Bai Zhi seemed to have really taken their keys before, and they didn't expect such a trick.
"Is today a good day?" Yifei said jealously, he didn't remember what festival it was, let alone the anniversary of Baizhi and Yumo!
Bai Zhi put her hands in her pockets: "What day is not counted, but I know that Guan Gu will confess his love to Yoyo, and I am afraid that Yumo will be envious when he sees it, so I prepared this scene... ah..."
Just after Bai Zhi finished speaking, she suddenly felt that someone had thrown herself into her arms, and couldn't help but let out a cry, only to see Yu Mo tightly hugging her neck, her face pressed against her chest.
Yifei felt that she had been shot in the chest by an arrow, and she yelled frantically in her heart: "Ahhhh~ I am also envious, why is no one preparing for me too! This world is too unfair."
Seeing Yu Mo and Bai Zhi hugging each other, Guan Gu hugged Yoyo, and Yoyo leaned on Guan Gu's shoulder.
Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry when he saw it. He tilted his head and wanted to lean on someone's shoulder, but suddenly saw Yifei's darkened face out of the corner of his eye, and shivered involuntarily. He turned around and talked to Zhang Wei. Hug.
Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and walked away from the two guys without a trace. . .
"Okay, okay, people are watching!" Bai Zhi patted Yu Mo's back, and Yu Mo reluctantly left Bai Zhi's embrace.
"Hey, didn't you say there will be a second half? Why didn't I see your preparations?" Yoyo asked in response.
"Oh~~" Several people came back to their senses and finally came out of the envy, jealousy and hatred: "The party will start soon, I have already called the bar downstairs."
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Lu Ziqiao took out his mobile phone and said confidently.
Yifei couldn't help but glanced at him: "Let me guess, did you also post a message on the iPartment website, saying that there is a party here, membership-only, and beauties are welcome?"
"How can there be?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfied: "I just posted it on Weibo."
"..." Yifei gritted her teeth, and Lv Ziqiao's back felt cold when she laughed: "Then believe it or not, as long as one dares to come, I will break a person's leg?"
"Letter...letter..." Lu Ziqiao nodded frantically, "I'll delete the post right now."
"It's pretty much the same. This is Yoyo's commemorative party, and Guan Gu and Yoyo's congratulatory party. It's not an occasion for you to flirt." Yifei clapped his hands and threw the broken potted plant into the trash can. . .
…
"That's not right~" Bai Zhi suddenly remembered something, and suddenly turned on the light, and the surrounding light became very inconspicuous.
Youyou said dissatisfiedly: "Bai Zhi, why are you turning on the light? Isn't this very good?"
Bai Zhi didn't reply, she squeezed her mouth suddenly, whistled, and two dogs ran out of it happily.
Yifei and the others couldn't help laughing when they saw the dogs. Each of the two dogs had a lip print on their faces. Each dog carried a bouquet of roses on its back and held one in its mouth. There is also one tied, shaking happily.
They ran in front of Yu Mo, looked up at Yu Mo happily.
Yu Mo lowered his waist and took the hands, stroked the heads of the two dogs, and looked at Bai Zhi with some amusement: "Is this what you pretended to be?"
"Of course, how about it? Handsome or not?"
Yu Mo hasn't answered yet!Yifei rushed to ask: "How did they get the lip prints on their faces, couldn't it be you? Hahaha~~~"
Bai Zhi glared at her dissatisfied: "Single dog, what do you know?" Then she said affectionately to Yu Mo: "Don't listen to this woman who is single and perverted. In this world, there is something called a sticker. I prepared it for you tonight, do you like it?"
"like..."
"nice! You love it."
Unprepared for being stunned, Yifei was so angry that he couldn't laugh even if he wanted to. . .six.
Chapter 468
Due to the great stimulation, that night, the scene once plunged into bloody violence, and the remaining four people poured Bai Zhi and the others to drink, the kind that would never stop until they fell down.
As a result, the celebration party lasted only an hour, and everyone fell unconscious.
As for what I said before, the bet that whoever falls down first will be treated to a month's worth of drinks was wiped out in an instant.
It's very simple, because in the end, no one can remember who fell first. They only know that when they woke up the next day, their head was still dizzy, as if someone gave them a hammer.
"Who proposed this celebration? Isn't this killing people?" When Bai Zhi got up the next afternoon, Yu Mo was in full bloom.
He covered his head and walked out of the toilet, complaining constantly. It was a pleasure at the time, but afterwards, it was as uncomfortable as being hit by a truck.
Although he didn't know what it was like to be hit by a truck, he felt that it was not much different from the current feeling.
After washing, I washed my hair by the way, took a shower, changed my clothes, and felt much more comfortable.
I looked at the two suites, okay~ It seems that I was the first to wake up.
When Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others got up, they still found the boring Baizhi in the bar, who was looking aside with more interest now while kneading the melon seeds.
"Bai Zhi, what are you looking at?" Lu Ziqiao grabbed a handful and knocked on it unceremoniously.
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Bai Zhi, a waiter was sorting things at the bar.
Zeng Xiaoxian had a chill: "Wow, no! What do you think a man is doing?"
"Keep watching." Bai Zhi didn't answer directly, but continued to stare, with a smile on her face.
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to stare blankly. They didn't make them wait long. Suddenly, a customer called out to the waiter, and then they didn't know how. The two quarreled, and they were about to fight. Another waiter came out to persuade the fight, and then it subsided.
"I'll go, how do you know there's a good show to watch?" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were shocked. They thought that Bai Zhi was going crazy, but they didn't expect to let them watch it because there was a good show to watch.
"Continue..." Bai Zhi cracked the melon seeds happily.
Five minutes later, the waiter quarreled with a customer again, and this one was even more violent. The customer probably had a bad temper, so he slapped him.
Finally, the bartender was alarmed, he apologized to the customer, and gave the waiter a lesson, and then he calmed down.
Ten minutes later, the quarrel broke out again, and this time the two of them had sex directly. Even the bartender couldn't help it, and sprayed the waiter with saliva all over his face, telling him to leave.
"Who is this guy? Why haven't I seen him before, isn't he too tough? He got into an argument with three customers in 15 minutes." Lu Ziqiao looked at this buddy in a daze.
"How did you know that he would quarrel with the customer? Could it be for nothing?" Zeng Xiaoxian instead focused on Bai Zhi.
Even Lu Ziqiao looked at Bai Zhi, showing a puzzled expression, Bai Zhi straightened her clothes calmly: "Of course not, this waiter should be new here, and he has a lot of self-esteem. I owe him millions.
Then, I asked for sugar once, got a refill, and the bastard slammed the thing on my table, splashing the drink all over my face. "
"Wow~ Then he is still alive?" Zeng Xiaoxian said in shock.
"So, he is fired now." Bai Zhi said lightly.
Lu Ziqiao looked at the three customers, they were strangers, not acquaintances!
"How did you manage to get them arguing with that new waiter? They're not regulars, are they?"
The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth raised an arc, and she took out her mobile phone: "It's simple, as long as I turn on the hotspot of my mobile phone, and then change the name to 'free wifi, ask the waiter for the password'."
"It's that simple?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in disbelief.
"It's that simple."
"I'll go, how do you know those customers will want to use wifi?"
"It's even easier. You can tell by looking at what they drink. It's coffee, and everyone has a notebook. At this time, there are not many people in the bar. Most people come to sit in the middle, but they choose the corner. It means that they are looking for a quiet place to do things, and the possibility of using wifi is quite high."
"Then how are you sure they will fight?"
Bai Zhi glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Do you think such a waiter will patiently explain to them? When a grumpy waiter faces a person who has to work overtime outside, guess what kind of friction will happen?" Where are the sparks?"
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian felt a chill in their hearts, I'll go, this guy, he's 0 to death in human psychology......
At this time, there are not many people, there is no problem of being very busy, and there are only one or two waiters. Similarly, the old waiters will ask the new waiters to familiarize themselves with the business, and the ones who are summoned must be the new waiters.
Besides, those who choose to work in a bar usually can't find a cafe in a short time, but they are in a hurry, so they choose this quieter bar.
What will happen if there is a waiter who is annoyed at being ordered on one side and a customer who is in a hurry because of work?
Very simple, of course it is a conflict.
Of course, if the new waiter had a better temper, none of these things would happen, and Bai Zhi's plan would fail.
But if he quarreled with three people in a row, it wasn't Bai Zhi's problem, it was the waiter himself who had a problem.
"You've made a big circle, why don't you just complain to Shishi directly, or beat him up." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully.
"What do you know? You mere mortals won't understand the pleasure of strategizing and winning thousands of miles away, hehehe~~"
"Cut~~" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian shook their heads helplessly, they were still thousands of miles away, and it was less than 100 meters from here.
Besides, who said they don't understand?
"Then now 0.6 is fired, are you happy?"
"Why am I happy?" Bai Zhi said disdainfully: "He is not suitable to be a waiter in the first place. He has such a strong self-esteem and a paralyzed face. I doubt how the boss recruited him."
Waiters~ Even people with good service will be made things difficult, let alone people with a bad temper, who will quarrel with each other if they disagree, they are really not suitable to be waiters, no, it should be said that it is all service industries.
"Let's not talk about this." Lu Ziqiao didn't want to get too entangled in this issue. Such a person really doesn't deserve sympathy: "I'll show you something good."
"What good thing?" Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian's attention was attracted by Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao put his hand into his pocket, took out something, and put it in front of Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian. . . .
Chapter 469
"Pinhole camera? Who are you going to spy on again?" Zeng Xiaoxi exclaimed, but with a wretched and gossip smile on his face, he couldn't help but look at Bai Zhi.
Bai Zhi stared fiercely at Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, these two guys wanted to do something bad again.
Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained: "Mr. Zeng, have you lost your memory? Guan Gu and Youyou just happened to be together, who do you think we should see?"
"Oh, yes~ Interesting..." Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin: "Where do you want to put it?"
Lu Ziqiao whispered mysteriously: "I asked Xiao Hei to borrow a robot, and we can put it in 3601 when the time comes, so that I can gossip about Guan Gu and Yoyo's every move."
"Wait a minute, why put it in 3601?"
"Stupid, do you think Guan Gu will go to Yoyo more, or Yoyo will go to Guan Gu more?"
"Hmm~" Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while: "Of course Guan Gu will look for Yoyo more."
"Isn't this the end? If Guan Gu wants to find Yoyo, he must go to 3601 and put 3602. Isn't this nonsense?"
"That makes sense, hehehehahaha~hmm..." Zeng Xiaoxian thought of another question for 09: "Wait a minute, there is a female devil living next door, and Hu Yifei will kill us."
"Then let Yifei join in. Anyway, I'm more open-minded and don't care to share with everyone." Lu Ziqiao waved his hand grandly.
"It's done." The two clapped their hands together and laughed obscenely.
Bai Zhi complained silently at the side: "Damn, on this kind of matter, you react very quickly and have strong logic. Why don't you see you so smart in other places?"
"Laziness is the first productive force. Similarly, gossip is also a developer of IQ. We must have motivation in everything we do. We don't even bother to think about things without motivation."
"..."
"Hey, Teacher Zeng." Lu Ziqiao lowered his head mysteriously, and said in a low voice, "I just saw Yoyo and Guan Gu seem to have gone to the swimming pool in the community, and they were two of them quietly, you..."
"You mean..." Zeng Xiaoxian twitched his eyebrows, and smiled wretchedly.
"Let's go." Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian quickly put down the drinks in their hands, and before they forgot about Bai Zhi, they dragged him out together.
On the way to the meeting apartment, Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Oh, what's so interesting about this~ Wouldn't it be better to do it yourself?"
"What do you do by yourself? A man without curiosity is deformed. Curiosity is the fourth instinct of human beings. Let's see if we follow our inner calling."
"Modan, this is the first time I've heard someone talk about peeping so fresh and refined." Bai Zhi complained silently. As a former victim, Bai Zhi was speechless to this group of people: "Say it first, who If you dare to speak out, you will be thrown into the swimming pool."
"Don't worry, it won't."
Three wretched guys sneaked to the edge of the swimming pool. The swimming pool is not big, but there are a lot of vegetation around it, which can easily cover a few people tightly.
"Hey, it's on the opposite side, let's get closer."
"Will it be discovered?"
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