Bitch living in an apartment

"Then let him jump~ Anyway, he can bear such an uncomfortable thing. It is estimated that jumping from the sixth floor will be a broken bone, at least he will not be killed by pain."

"Hahaha~" Several people laughed out loud. These words sounded inexplicably happy.

Indeed, they had already seen it when they cut the rope in the morning. The tie should not be too tight. If it can be undone, then it can only be regarded as Zhang Wei's fate.

After all, it is impossible for everyone to watch you all night, and it is already very good to be able to do so.

"The so-called thinking day by day, dreaming at night, Zhang Wei's dream last night was amazing, as if he was robbing the emperor for a woman, which dynasty's emperor do he want to overthrow by himself` ˇ?"

"Oh~~ It seems that Zhang Wei usually does this kind of daydream a lot!" Several people looked at him jokingly.

"Go, if I give you an emperor, will you do it or not?" Zhang Wei waved his hand in disgust, who hasn't had a few daydreams among these guys?If reality can be like this, why should I dream?

"Don't do it, what's so good about the emperor, if it were me, I would choose an idle prince, who has some power, can live comfortably for the rest of his life, and won't be so tired, that would be great." Bai Zhi refuted Zhang Wei's remarks righteously.

"The prince is like that. If you want to do it, you can be the emperor's father, and the emperor will listen to you..."

"what is this..."

As they talked, the building suddenly turned crooked. At first they were discussing about Zhang Wei's sleepwalking, and then they really started daydreaming. . .

"Wait, we are discussing about Zhang Wei's sleepwalking!" Guan Gu is not a native of China, so naturally he will not be too obsessed with this kind of daydream: "Zhang Wei, why haven't I heard that you can sleepwalk before?"

"Maybe you don't know, maybe when Zhang Wei wakes up sometimes, his house will be in ruins." Now that the topic has been brought back, Bai Zhi doesn't mind discussing with them the uncertainty of Zhang Wei's sleepwalking.

"No, no, I have never had such an experience." Zhang Wei directly denied: "It may be related to sleeping on the sofa, and I may need a process of adaptation."

"Then you are very dangerous. Who knows what dream you have tonight? What if you say that you meet terrorists and you want to die with them? Then we are also very dangerous." Guan Gu thought of a possibility.

"If you think too much, how can he still have such backbone?" It's not that Bai Zhi looks down on Zhang Wei, it's Zhang Wei who really doesn't have the guts: "It would be great if you meet terrorists, maybe terrorists will return." Can you tell him to be honest, what if he dreams that he is the emperor again, and then orders his subordinates to be executed, what if we try the knife?"

"Hiss~ Why does this sound so intrusive?" Zhang Wei gasped, who knows what he would do with sleepwalking?

After all, it is impossible for someone as unlucky as Zhang Wei not to have any grievances towards the world, but I can’t vent it in reality, so it’s okay in my dreams, right?If you add sleepwalking?Hey, this picture is too beautiful, I can't even imagine it. . .

"Well, this is the worst outcome I can think of. Of course, it may be some kind of amputation or something. That's okay."

"It's not bad!" Zhang Wei's heart was half cold when he heard this, oh no, he was already going to be so cold: "` ‖He is missing an arm and a leg, is it really so serious? "

"Then you can take a bet, bet that you won't do these things." Lu Ziqiao didn't think it was a big deal and came up with a godly assist, scaring Zhang Wei!That was a disaster. . .

"Gulu~" Zhang Wei swallowed: "My mother told me that gambling is not a good thing, so I can't try it."

"Where did you get your mother from?" Zeng Xiaoxian cast a glance at him, obviously still brooding over the milk that Zhang Wei poured all over him last night.

"Think about it, or something big will happen!" Zhang Wei was so scared by them that he didn't even dare to sleep: "Well, why don't you give me a squeeze tonight?"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding air was already silent, Guan Gu, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were all in a daze and didn't want to move, for fear that Zhang Wei would notice them.

Only Baizhi drank the water in the cup without any fear, and even burped, Zhang Wei really noticed him: "Hehehe, Baizhi... (Mo De Zhao)"

"Hehehehe~" Bai Zhi showed her big white teeth that are harmless to humans and animals, but Zhang Wei thought of the butt squatting this morning, and couldn't help but shudder, and looked at others.

Several people saw that the trick of reducing the sense of presence seemed to be ineffective, Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "I came back late, and I still have to do live broadcast!"

Dissatisfied, Zhang Wei turned his gaze to Lu Ziqiao, but he didn't know that this guy didn't play the cards according to the routine, so he threw down the billiard cue: "See you later." He ran away in a hurry.

Just leaving Guan Gu where he was, he didn't know what to say, and what reason to find, but this is not his specialty!

Zhang Wei directly smiled and hugged his shoulders: "Hey, Guan Gu, you are really my best friend!"

Guan Gu looked at him helplessly, this guy really knows how to do it!Do you agree with yourself?I just didn't find a reason to refuse. Is it really okay for you to say that? .

Chapter 319

But no matter what, Zhang Wei is relying on Guan Gu, or is it that the world is full of malice towards single dogs?Bai Zhi stood there, asking Zhang Wei to rely on him, but he didn't dare.

This shows what?It shows that girls are not just as simple as warming the bed. . .

Being raped by Zhang Wei, Guan Gu lost the desire to play billiards, left Bai Zhi and Zhang Wei behind, ran back home alone, and locked himself in the room, as if he would never let Zhang Wei in .

However, as night fell, Guan Gu couldn't bear it any longer, and finally opened the door furtively, poked his head out from the room, and found that there seemed to be no one around, so he tiptoed to the kitchen to see if there was anyone there. what to eat.

"Guan Gu, what are you looking for?" Zhang Wei rushed out from nowhere and made a sound behind his back, startling Guan Gu.

"Huh~" Guan Gu covered his chest, apparently quite frightened, saw Zhang Wei chewing something, "What did you eat?"

"Carrots, I don't know who put them in the refrigerator. I just ate one because I was hungry." Zhang Wei said and handed the carrots to Guan Gu's mouth: "Don't say it, this thing is still good." It's delicious, by the way, do you want to eat a piece, there is nothing else in the refrigerator, this is the last one."

"No... Gululu~" Guan Gu originally wanted to say that he was not a rabbit, but his stomach told him honestly that it's time for you to eat: "Okay! I'll eat some, and you can give me some."

"Hey, this must be delicious, I won't lie to you."

Guan Gu took it, just about to put it in his mouth, when he suddenly saw this carrot, why does it seem to have eyes and a mouth?He closed his mouth, put it on his hand and took a look, sure enough, he was right.

"..." Guan Gu suddenly thought of something bad: "Did you eat the radish of Bai Zhidiao?"

"Carving? No~" Zhang Wei was stunned, and took a look at it in his hand: "But this radish is really strange, it looks like a ginseng fruit, hehehe~~"

After Zhang Wei said this, Guan Gu hurriedly put the radish back in Zhang Wei's hand, looked around and found no one else, and then said: "Don't look at me, I haven't eaten anything! You ate the radish."

"What's wrong with you? Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat!" Zhang Wei was a little puzzled.

"It's not worth losing your life just to eat a radish." Guan Gu quietly said something that made Zhang Wei baffled.

"Inexplicable..." Zhang Wei saw that Guan Gu would rather take out his mobile phone and let others deliver food than eat his food to fill his stomach. Isn't this crazy?We'll have dinner later.

. . . . . .

In the evening, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo came back from playing, and when they walked to the kitchen, they let out a miserable cry: "Who is it? Who ate Yu Mo 101?"

"What's the matter?" Yu Mo seemed to hear her name, she just entered the room and ran out in a hurry.

"Yu Mo, someone ate you up, which bastard is it?"

"..." The corner of Yu Mo's mouth twitched as he looked at the irritable Bai Zhi: "What are you talking about? What ate me up?"

"I obviously put it in the refrigerator, Yumo No. 101, it's not finished, but it was eaten by someone, who is it, come out for me, Lu Ziqiao, don't hide, I know it's you, come out for me quickly , I’ve said it ten thousand times, I can’t eat unfinished radishes, spit them out for me..."

"..."

It was only then that Yu Mo realized that Ganqing Baizhi was talking about his precious carrot, since Lu Ziqiao suggested to him to replace it with fruit or other fruits and vegetables, he seldom used carrots to carve things.

This time I will use it, mainly because the people in the suite feel sick when they see radishes. They ate too much before. It is precisely because of this that Bai Zhi uses radishes, which shows that he spent a lot of effort to complete this work.

Now, being eaten by someone, the extent of this collapse can be imagined. . .

Looking at Bai Zhi, who was looking for Lu Ziqiao to hunt him down with a knife, Yu Mo felt tired for a while. If you carve something, there is no way to keep it. If you want to be eaten by yourself, is there any difference between carving it out and not carving it out?

"Lu Ziqiao, get out of here..."

Bai Zhi kicked Lu Ziqiao's door open and rushed in. Seeing the situation, Lu Ziqiao knelt down on the bed without saying a word: "Big brother, spare me~ I've been wronged~~"

"Are you still complaining? Did you steal the Yumo 101 in the refrigerator?"

Lu Ziqiao's face froze, and he relaxed a lot, muttering, "Is it already number 101?"

"What did you say?"

"No, I didn't say anything, big brother. I feel like throwing up when I see carrots. I definitely didn't eat them." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained that the kitchen knife in Bai Zhi's hand was not a joke: "We are just in the apartment next door. The people who did not vomit, you should look for them."

"It makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded murderously: "Forgive your life first, and then I will settle the score with you later. Yifei must have stolen it. Her surname is Hu, and she likes raw carrots the most. She must be jealous of my heart." Handy, I'm going to find her to settle the score."

"Ingenuity? Well, it's really a coincidence, but why does it always feel weird when it's used on men?" Lu Ziqiao muttered, then his eyes lit up, he quickly took out his mobile phone, and sent a group text message: "Bai Daxia and Hu Daxia want to It's time to fight, it's time to watch the show, or it will be over."

People in the bar, shopping, and every corner of the footwashing city opposite, after receiving this text message, quickly put down what they were doing, and rushed back at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

"Where? Where is the duel?" Zeng Xiaoxian rushed out of the elevator, saw Lu Ziqiao poking his head out of 3602 furtively, and couldn't help asking nervously.

At the same time, the rest of the people also rushed out from every corner, excitedly looking at Lu Ziqiao, waiting for his explanation.

"You guys are so fast~" Lu Ziqiao looked at the crowd gathered in surprise, and then pointed to the door of 3601 room: "Bai Zhi just got it and rushed over, now it's time to salute first and then fight."

"Balcony, you can see clearly from the balcony." Guan Gu quickly pushed open the door of 3602, and led several people to the balcony.

Excitedly, she stretched her head out, but when she retracted, she had a murderous look on her face: "Lu Ziqiao, aren't you afraid of being punished by God for being so deceitful?"

"Zi Qiao, little aunt can't save you now, you should think about how you died first!"

"Zi Qiao, tell me! What's your purpose? You don't want to hold another party, and then they disagree, and then you asked us to force the palace?"

Before Lu Ziqiao realized what was going on, they scolded her incessantly, and she couldn't help being even more confused. .

Chapter 320

"Not only did they not fight, but they chatted so happily, so there is no fraud, right?"

A few people attacked Lu Ziqiao for a while, holding back his attitude, and continued to watch, but Bai Zhi and Yifei sat down on the table in the kitchen, talking and laughing, it wasn't what Lu Ziqiao said at all. The kind of look that is about to die.

"It doesn't make sense! I clearly heard Bai Zhi say that the carrot he carved was eaten, how could he be so calm?" Lu Ziqiao rubbed his chin, puzzled.

"Oh~ that's what Zhang Wei ate. What does it have to do with Yifei?" Guan Gu suddenly realized that he was the only witness. Since Yifei didn't do it, he definitely wouldn't fight~ get up.

It's just that Bai Zhi was dying just now, but now she's sitting there chatting happily with Yifei, isn't this style of painting changing a bit too quickly?

"Hey, I've told you so much, why don't you show it?" Yifei stretched out her palm with a proud face, asking Bai Zhi for something.

"How should I express it, then I will give you this ancestral kitchen knife." Bai Zhi spread her hands, and put the kitchen knife next to Yifei into Yifei's hand.

Unexpectedly, Yifei slapped the kitchen knife heavily on the table: "Go away, this is also called ancestral inheritance? I saw you bought it online in three months."

"Then what do you want?" Bai Zhi looked like a hob, as if she wanted money or her life.

"I don't want to go through fire and water, you just honestly prepare the dinner for my date with Linfeng tomorrow."

"Wow, you are so greedy! The dinner you had, Shen Linfeng was very picky, and I couldn't make it suit his taste."

Shen Linfeng claims to have more than 100 catering chain stores under his banner, and he is sure to eat the meals of senior chefs often. In his eyes, Bai Zhi must put a lot of thought into making them good.

But the problem is, you said that I received noble people and so on, and I worked a little harder to do it well, and that's about the same, this person who is like a passerby. . .

Anyway, Bai Zhi felt bad.

"Hey, Bai Bai, why are you chatting here?" Bai Zhi still wanted to bargain with Yi Fei, and Yu Mo walked in: "You were angry just now, what are you talking about so quickly?"

"Yes, I'm looking for someone to settle the score." Bai Zhi came to her senses, stood up again with a murderous look, and picked up the kitchen knife: "Who is it, who is it?"

"..."

"..."

Both Yifei and Yumo patted their foreheads at the same time, this guy, is the reaction arc too long?It's been a long time, and I get angry when I say I'm angry, and I'm a showman.

"It's time to fight, it's time to fight."

The few people who were still standing on the balcony blowing the air were shocked. Didn't they come to watch the duel between Hero Bai and Hero Hu?Now it was finally time to fight. The moment they saw Bai Zhi copying the knife, they couldn't help but began to gear up.

"Oh~ stop making trouble, just carve another one after eating." Yu Mo carefully snatched Bai Zhi's knife.

"That won't work. What if something like this happens again in the future? Once or twice is understandable, and three or four times can be called a coincidence, but it's too much to do it a few more times. I have to kill this kind of thing from the source. In the cradle."

"You got it~" Yifei couldn't help but mocked: "Don't say you don't know who it is, even if you know, those who should be greedy will still be greedy, and it's impossible to stop just because you cut off the source."

"I don't believe it. At this time, there is nothing that one beating can't solve the problem. If there is, then two beatings will be given. Only a filial son can be born under the stick."

"..."

"Okay, okay~ Don't be angry, think about what you guys talked about just now, isn't it enough to divert your attention?" Yu Mo hurried out to smooth things over, it's a bit too much to have a filial son under this stick!

"Oh, hahaha~ Yu Mo, I didn't expect you to be so cute before~"

"Ka~" Yu Mo's heart was about to break. Hearing this sentence, she thought of something bad, and slowly looked at Yifei: "What did you say?"

Yifei kept winking at Bai Zhi, but Bai Zhi didn't understand at all: "Just now Yifei and I were talking about your past! I'm going to restore your previous appearance..."

"No, if you dare to restore it, I will kill you." Yu Mo waved the kitchen knife.

Yu Mo, who was originally amiable, immediately exploded when he heard this sentence, and the rabbit bit people in a hurry!You said that it's fine to tell your old lady's boyfriend about the black history of the past, but you still want to restore it?Is it too bullying?

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"Understood, famous watches, absolutely not restored." Bai Zhi was the first time seeing Yu Mo get angry, and swallowed involuntarily, never thought that Yu Mo, who is usually soft and weak, would actually be so violent when he mentioned the past. , Well, it is true that people should not be judged by appearances, it is better not to act like that.

Yifei clutched her forehead, always feeling a little sad, you just need to know about this kind of thing, if you say it in front of others, do you think everyone is as shameless as you?

Everyone wants to leave a good image in front of the person they like. Of course, no one dares to mention the dark history of the past. . .

"Why don't you fight? I can't wait." Zhang Wei was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he was about to scratch his head in a hurry, but there was still a peaceful and ordinary scene, and there was no stance to fight at all.

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