Bitch living in an apartment

"You mean?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly understood, and understood Bai Zhi's words.

"Yes, that's what it means."

"..."

The three of them looked at each other, threw the food on the table casually, and rushed to the door of Guan Gu's room, but when they reached the door, they tiptoed around at the same time.

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian put their ears on the door, and deliberately opened it to see if there was anything inappropriate for children.

"Guangu, help me see if I have a fever."

Guan Gu stood up worried, put his head on Yoyo's head, and then on his own, comparing them: "No way`ˇ!"

Unwilling to be reconciled, Yoyo still said in a daze: "Maybe, I will have diarrhea in a while."

"Uh, but, your complexion is very good! It's delicate, rosy, and shiny, and it doesn't look like it!"

"Hehe, really?" Yoyo couldn't help laughing when she heard this praise of herself, but her face became bitter again when she thought about how she was still acting: "I may still have internal injuries."

"..." Guan Gu couldn't help rolling his eyes, no one would laugh when sick: "I see, you must be pretending to be sick."

Youyou was exposed, and she couldn't help showing a distressed expression: "But, what can I do if I don't pretend? I walked on the ground with bare shoes all day, drank three catties of tap water, and ate expired chocolate, but a little Nothing."

"Ah?" Guan Gu was stunned, there is such a self-harming person?

"Damn, it's been a long time, it's just pretending to be sick!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who were gossip outside the door, seemed to have poured a basin of cold water, thinking that there was some major event!As a result, it turned out to be the reason.

"Hey, where's Bai Zhi?" Zeng Xiaoxian said something, and then Bai Zhi disappeared.

The two searched around, and suddenly, a voice came from the door: "It's not easy to get sick? I don't know how to cure diseases, but when I get sick, I can make people suffer from a hundred kinds of diseases."

"Ah~"

Yoyo was taken aback by Bai Zhi who suddenly jumped out from behind the sofa, hugged the Spiderman on the sofa and jumped behind Guan Gu.

"Ah, Bai Zhi, you scared me to death."

"When did you come in?"

"When you touched Yoyo's forehead just now! I came in through the door." Bai Zhi said, "Yuyo, if you want to get sick, come to me! I can help you."

"No, I don't want to get punched."

Youyou knew what he wanted to do without Bai Zhi's words, a punch?What if there is really an internal injury?And I just want to perform one show, not want to reject all of them.

"No, I have other ways."

"What way?" Yoyo thought it would be better to listen to it, um, if the problem can be solved, then everything will be easy to handle.

"No, eat this, and I promise you can ascend to heaven." Bai Zhi wretchedly took out a bottle from her pocket, pasted a piece of paper on it, and wrote two words crookedly: arsenic.

"..."

"..."

Well, it is indeed possible to ascend to heaven, but it seems that these two words are more complicated, Guan Gu read it again, but did not understand: "Baizhi, what is this arsenic? It can't be DP, right?"

"... Where are you thinking?" Bai Zhi sighed: "Don't worry, it's definitely not, Yoyo, I guarantee that after you eat it, you will definitely be able to escape this disaster."

"Baizhi, I just want to escape this disaster, I'm not tired of living..." Youyou complained silently, after eating this thing, can you still live?

"Oh~ Don't worry, this is a laxative. Take it to ensure that you can escape this disaster."

"` ‖Huh?" Yoyo's eyes lit up: "That's a good idea, I'll eat it."

"Wait..." Guan Gu knew the laxative when he heard it, and quickly grabbed it: "Yuyou, it's better not to do this kind of self-harm."

"But, do you have another way?"

"Um..." Guan Gu thought for a while: "By the way, you can let those actresses perform for you! This way you don't have to give up another role."

"But, I'm just replacing them!"

"What's the point? Everyone helps each other, this is a harmonious society~! This is the only way I can think of to make you spend Saturday safely."

"Then... let me try?" Yoyo still had a sad face, she had an idea, but how to implement it was a problem, she returned the things to Bai Zhi: "Okay, Bai Zhi, I don't need you Well, you better keep it for yourself!"

"..."

Bai Zhi was speechless, she was kind enough to help her, is it necessary to say that?Although these two words sound scary, but this is just a program effect.

The picture is for reference only Don't you know?

Yoyo rushed out quickly, but when she opened the door, two people suddenly fell down and almost fell on Yoyo's body, but fortunately she reacted quickly and turned to the side, and then escaped.

"What are you doing?"

"Uh, cough~" Lu Ziqiao coughed, and said quickly: "We came to find Bai Zhi. We were chatting just now and he disappeared. We were just about to ask him if he wanted to go to the bar!"

"Okay! You talk slowly, I'll go first." Youyou glanced at her big nephew suspiciously, but she was a little anxious in her heart, and didn't care too much, so she could only run out quickly, leaving a few of them alone. Eyes wide open.

"Let's go!"

"Where?"

"The bar, didn't you tell me to go?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, it's okay to stay here, um, going to the bar is also a good choice. .

Chapter 304

When they arrived at the bar, Bai Zhi found that Lu Ziqiao started galloping again, leaving Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa even more bored, but he didn't know how many slaps he would get today.

"Mr. Zeng, we've helped you so much, shouldn't you buy us a drink?" Bai Zhi was bored, and asked if she was going to kill Zeng Xiaoxian. Even if she didn't eat, a drink would be fine!

"Hahahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian put on a straight face and pretended to laugh twice: "What do you want to drink? My bonus is only 300 yuan, and it will be gone after drinking."

"It's okay, it's only three hundred, and it will be finished in one click."

"I'll go, you don't really intend to drink up my bonus, do you?"

"Well, don't worry, I'm sensible, I'll drink 290 nine."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Bai Zhi resentfully, saying that you were a great help, but in fact it was you who had a good time, right?Do you want to say something so noble?

Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao didn't come over, um, just treat Bai Zhi to a drink alone, and Lu Ziqiao is fine.

"Hey~Mr. Zeng, you only invite Bai Zhi to drink, but not me. Are you biased?" What Zeng Xiaoxian didn't show was that Lu Ziqiao heard him from behind asking Bai Zhi to order by herself, and now she was looking at him jokingly. .

"Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head helplessly: "Okay, okay! You go and order, and I will pay for it."

"What did you say?" Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's face, Lu Ziqiao wrote the word "taken for granted".

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"I said."

"Hey, everyone, did you hear that? Our teacher Zeng is happy, today he treats you, and you can drink whatever you want." Lu Ziqiao didn't rush to the bar to order something, but yelled to one side.

Immediately, a bunch of Yingying and Yanyan ran over, each went to the bar to order a drink, and then thanked Zeng Xiaoxian very politely.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide, seeing that no one ordered the same thing from this group of people, and the price went up slowly. When he realized it, he had already left, leaving only Lu Ziqiao looking at him with a smile.

"What are you doing, are you crazy? I just got a bonus of 300 yuan, not 300 million, and you make me a fool?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled at him anxiously, obviously concerned about Lu Ziqiao's act of picking up girls and paying for it himself quite dissatisfied.

You said you didn't dare to ask Bai Zhi to pay, so you put your idea on Lao Tzu's head?Do honest people deserve to be bullied by you?

"Mr. Zeng, you can't just look at the surface. A small investment will make everything suddenly clear." If Bai Zhi was here, seeing Lu Ziqiao's expression, he would know that this was a sign that he was starting to fool people.

"Fart investment? What good investment do these women have?"

"I bet them just now that if I can get you to buy them something to drink, they will let me go to the party at the bachelor club tonight. Do you think this counts as an investment?"

"..." Singles club?

Zeng Xiaoxian no longer had the exasperation he had before, but instead smiled wretchedly, as if he saw the hope of getting out of the singles.

"That's right! It is said that all of them are beauties. As long as they are single, they will quit the club. They will hold parties regularly, so that these horny sisters will not lose their functions because they are single."

"Then can I go?"

"Can't?" Lu Ziqiao said something that nearly broke Zeng Xiaoxian.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was about to break, and he took a deep breath: "Then why should I invest in you? If you pick up girls, I'll pay for it, so quickly return the money to me."

"Hehe, have you ever spit out the money that Quilt Joe cheated?" Bai Zhi sneered and walked over from the side: "Unless you can sell him to make up for your deficit, otherwise you still have to think about what to do." Maximize the benefits of this loss!"

"How to maximize?" Zeng Xiaoxian said that the baby is very angry, and the baby has a little emotion, and he will not forgive you if you don't give sugar.

"Stupid, you can't go to a party, but Zi Qiao can! See who you like, and ask Zi Qiao to introduce you. You can't pick up girls only at parties."

"The correct answer is that Bai Zhi understands me. This is what I call investment. Mr. Zeng, you are not forward-looking! You have to learn from Bai Zhi."

"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian was obviously moved by the persuasion, and looked at the group of girls who were chatting happily.

At this time, a girl came into his eyes, and immediately attracted his attention. This girl did not have an overpowering face, but her face was of a very attractive type. Not only did her slightly fat body not affect her appearance, but she Some points can be added for girls.

"Hey, Ziqiao, do you know that girl?" Zeng Xiaoxian talked to Lu Ziqiao lewdly, then pouted.

"Which one?"

"The one with the little backpack."

"I don't know each other, but we will know each other in five minutes." Lu Ziqiao raised the corners of his mouth confidently, and said proudly, "Let's go, I'll help you."

However, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't need to go there, but the girl looked this way, and then walked straight over here.

Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's chest wretchedly: "Teacher Zeng, look! The investment has paid off, and he came to strike up a conversation with you without my introduction."

"Hohoho~" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head involuntarily, became happy, adjusted his clothes, and put on a pose that he thought he was the most handsome.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao consciously took two steps back, making Zeng Xiaoxian look more obvious, the girl came over and nodded to Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian felt his heart was melting, and stretched out his hand to shake hands politely.

"Hi sweetheart, can I help you?"

"Paper, I finally found you." The girl ignored his outstretched hand, but looked at Bai Zhi's eyes, full of resentment.

'Ka~' Zeng Xiaoxian's hands froze in the air, even Lu Ziqiao seemed to hear the sound of broken glass, Zeng Xiaoxian instantly looked at Lu Ziqiao with a murderous look on his face.

It's all this guy. Hearing his nickname, Bai Zhi, he knows that the two know each other. Do you think this is a return on investment?

Lu Ziqiao blinked innocently, then I don't know about this either!If I knew it, I wouldn't say it!

Compared to Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, Bai Zhi is even more innocent, just start a show by herself, why do you want to find me?Moreover, you still know my nickname, which is very helpless!

"Beauty, do we know each other? That's what you call...so..."

"So intimate, right? When did you become so shy? Of course we know each other, and we are still very close, okay~ You bastard, you have caused me so much misery, and you still dare to pretend that you don't know me, Believe it or not, I'll blow you up into the sky with one kick."

Zeng Xiaoxian originally looked envious, but now he shivered suddenly, okay!Looking at the girl's agitated appearance, I knew that I couldn't afford to provoke her, so I'd better find a more virtuous girlfriend in peace! .

Chapter 305

"Crack bang~"

When Bai Zhi was having a headache and thinking about when he had seen this woman before, he suddenly heard a crisp sound of a fruit shell, and looked back, okay!Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed a lot of melon seeds from nowhere, and they were watching while eating.

Damn your sister, Bai Zhi suddenly became angry, the two bastards here are really going to make trouble!

"I can't remember where we met before, can you just tell me?" Bai Zhi was discouraged, even though she had a good memory, she still couldn't remember where he had met this woman.

"Okay! Let me give you a hint. When you and your mother came to my house to play, did you always pinch a girl's face?"

"Wow~" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help sighing, pinching the girl's face?This topic is hot enough.

"Go away." Bai Zhi yelled at the two sluts in dissatisfaction, and then realized: "Oh, so you are that little nun? Let me go, why did you become so ugly?"

"Wow~"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were even more surprised. They stared at Bai Zhi with a more obscene look, their eyebrows still trembling: "Molesting a nun? Bai Zhi, you will be popular~"

No matter what happened to Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, anyway, this girl who was said to be a little nun turned black and coldly squeezed out a few words from the corner of her mouth: "How many times have I said, don't call me a little nun?" .-"

"Okay, okay!" Bai Zhi waved her hand, "What are you looking for me for?"

"Nonsense, of course you are responsible."

"Pfft~"