Because I'm too afraid of being unlucky, I'm all lucky.

Chapter 550 The Fourth Scumbag Is Actually Myself

Zhang Xuansheng once thought that he was just handsome, and it was normal for everyone to like handsome men.

But then he gradually remembered the report he had read about himself, in which it was clearly stated that "a peerless appearance that fascinates women" is one of its characteristics.

Even Joan of Arc, as the containment of the SCP Foundation with the same domain characteristics, was overwhelmed by her own characteristics, which shows how powerful it is.

Especially after multiple experiments and comparative verifications, it has been proved that his face does have a different kind of magic power.

Even the attacks from the taboo existence disappeared in front of his face, this is 100% problematic!

"Sigh, envy, jealousy, hatred, if we get along differently, maybe I will be covered by rain and dew."

Ling Zihan sighed, accidentally revealing his thoughts.

Henry Zhang: "... I didn't expect Brother Ling to have the heart of being a scumbag, but I think you must first find your first Taoist companion."

Henry Zhang was a little speechless, he suddenly remembered that Brother Ling is a single dog!

Isn't this the scariest dialogue between men, one single dog teaches another to fall in love, one dares to teach, and the other dares to believe.

"...Brother Xuansheng, sometimes I think you are a good match for my sister in a certain way, can you not pierce your heart with a knife?"

Ling Zihan was also speechless, and he was also surprised that he was not ugly, he could only be said to be mediocre.

But he has a high level of cultivation and good talent, why doesn't a beautiful little fairy fall in love with him?

Of course life and death acquaintances like Mo Shangwang are fine, but now he feels that if it is suitable, he can be a reckless hero.

"Junior Sister Ling...forget it."

Zhang Xuansheng imagined that if he and Junior Sister Ling became a Taoist couple, he would get up every morning until sunset, he didn't know how many times he would be complained about, and how many times he would be stabbed.

The key is to have someone like Junior Sister Ling by his side. Whenever he tries to pretend to be graceful, he will probably be ruthlessly exposed, which is very embarrassing.

"Why, Brother Xuansheng still doesn't like my sister?"

Ling Zihan pretended to be angry and said, he suddenly realized that if his sister sent her away, wouldn't there be no one stabbing him with a knife?

Without a pretentious destroyer like his younger sister by his side, wouldn't he be able to roam the world and look for women?

I'll go. Thinking about it this way, wouldn't it be perfect to quickly arrange for Brother Xuansheng?

"Um, I didn't mean that, Brother Ling, I'm digressing, what's your second question?"

Henry Zhang tried to change the topic, and brought Ling Zihan back from his imagination of the future.

"Well...then I'm asking you a second question."

Ling Zihan pondered for a while, and temporarily pressed the topic just now. The first task is to do a good job in the ideological work of Brother Xuansheng.

"This question is simple. Let's put it this way, if your Senior Sister Ye is going to marry tomorrow, for example... oh, just marry Ji Zixuan from the Lianxu Sect, how do you feel now?"

After Ling Zihan finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Xuansheng with a gossip expression.

Henry Zhang didn't pay attention to Ling Zihan's behavior, but fell into deep thought for a moment.

"Unhappy, very unhappy! I want to strangle Ji Zixuan to death..."

Zhang Xuansheng said seriously.

Ji Zixuan, who was far away in the retreat of the Lianxu Sect, suddenly woke up with a cold sweat on his back, and looked around inexplicably, not knowing what happened...

"Look, I guess so, but did you know that Ji Zixuan got married some time ago?"

As soon as Ling Zihan finished speaking, he felt a sharp murderous aura.

"Brother Xuansheng, why are you so excited? He is not allowed to get married. The other party is not you, Senior Sister Ye!"

Ling Zihan was a little speechless, but his words were indeed easy to misunderstand.

"Who did Ji Zixuan marry?"

Henry Zhang calmed down, and there were some gossips. He had some impressions of Ji Zixuan. He was an excellent brain supplementer, a peerless horse among dogs.

"What's it called? I forgot, but I remember that fairy was your die-hard fan, Brother Xuan Sheng. She was crazy about you, and she seemed to have met you once, but I guess you can't remember."

Ling Zihan scratched his head, he never remembered the names of people who had little relationship with him.

"That's it, so what do you say?"

Henry Zhang didn't understand Ling Zihan's intention in bringing up this matter.

"Don't you understand? You didn't realize that that fairy is also very infatuated with you, but you are not angry at all for her becoming a Taoist couple with Ji Zixuan, right?"

Ling Zihan is persuasive and persuasive.

"Not angry, and even a little sympathetic to Brother Ji..."

Henry Zhang was a little embarrassed, thinking that the fairy whose name he couldn't remember clearly, wouldn't be thinking about him now.

"That's right, but it's different if it's you, Senior Sister Ye. The female cultivators who are equally beautiful and obsessed with you, one of you will show murderousness, and the other doesn't matter to you. I'm not sure about the others, but I'm sure of one thing, you She is possessive of you, Senior Sister Ye."

Ling Zihan looked happily after solving the problem and finally came up with the answer, carefully observing Zhang Xuansheng's expression.

"Possessive?"

Henry Zhang pondered.

"To put it simply, you just want your Senior Sister Ye to belong to you. Well, it's a form of love."

Ling Zihan didn't know how to describe it, he just wanted Henry Zhang to understand his own mind first.

"I seem to understand a little bit, and even with Brother Ling's example just now, I think it's good to be a Taoist partner with Senior Sister Ye."

Zhang Xuansheng was a little stunned.

"Brother Xuansheng, don't worry, you may not be thinking everything right now."

Ling Zihan persuaded.

"what?"

Henry Zhang was puzzled.

"You can follow the example I just gave and compare it to Liu Hongfeng, and...uh, my sister."

Ling Zihan still struggled a bit when he said this, but in the end it was out of the blue.

Henry Zhang:? ? ?

You said Liu Hongfeng, I can understand, why did you promote your sister by the way?

After a few breaths.

"Brother Ling, I'm confused again."

Henry Zhang was full of question marks and doubted himself.

"I understand, so the result, are you very angry?"

Ling Zihan asked curiously.

"The former is very angry, while the latter... seems to sympathize with Ji Zixuan."

Henry Zhang hesitated.

"...Brother Xuansheng, fortunately my sister is not here, otherwise we would both be scolded to death."

Ling Zihan was silent for a while, and finally said with some fear.

"So, Brother Xuansheng, I hope you apologize to me first, a solemn apology!"

There was playfulness in Ling Zihan's eyes, and he vented his anger just now.

"Okay, sorry, I'm not qualified to complain about you scumbag."

Zhang Xuansheng felt dizzy from being surrounded at the moment. According to Ling Zihan, if he felt uncomfortable and wanted to kill someone when he brought in the example, then it was love.

Didn't he also become a playful scumbag? ? ?

He took out the "Time Management Handbook" passed down to him by his master, and wondered if it was really useful?

Chapter 550 Lu Xiong's Speculation on the Return of the Five Elements

"What kind of scum, brother Xuansheng, this is not Blue Star, please be more open-minded."

Ling Zihan patted Henry Zhang on the shoulder, and told him for a while.

Henry Zhang said in his heart, if I didn’t know what kind of urine you are, I would have thought you were an old time assassin like my master.

"So... I, marry together?"

Henry Zhang suspected that he was going to be limped by being fooled, but he felt that there was nothing wrong with him.

"Bingguo, Brother Xuansheng, you have finally realized."

Ling Zihan snapped his fingers, thinking that it was really not easy.

Silently on Lingxuntong, he chose to collect money. He has done a good job, and the rest is up to you, girls.

"Meow, boss, where is Blue Star?"

Qiuqiu's sudden voice startled Henry Zhang and Ling Zihan.

The two looked at each other in blank dismay, they had just chatted, and they forgot that Qiuqiu and Long Aotian were still by their side.

"Well, Blue Star is a small world I went to when I was traveling in the Real Spirit Realm. The people there are more rigid, and the female boxers are very strong, so the male monks can't stand up, and there are only one Taoist couple there. of."

Henry Zhang made up and wanted to fool the past.

At the same time, he also remembered that in the cultivation world, there is no rule that there is only one Taoist couple. There are many strong and excellent monks, regardless of men and women, with many partners...

For example, he heard that a female fairy king standing on the side of the Jiuxiao camp claimed to have thirteen Taoist couples and three thousand faces.

"Meow? Boxer? Are you a martial arts expert? It seems that the male monks in that world are not talented enough to practice boxing."

Qiuqiu was a little puzzled and a little emotional, but he didn't continue to doubt the authenticity of Blue Star.

"Uh... Qiuqiu, you are right."

Henry Zhang nodded embarrassingly, and the group flew to the direction of the Shenfengmen first, and he wanted to go back to the teacher's gate to check something.

………………

The only real world, Lu family, inside the forbidden area.

Lu Xiong's upper body just swallowed a elixir to repair and recast his Dao foundation, and his blood exploded like thunder.

"Hahaha, Lao Lu, Lao Dao, I came back alive, are you dead?"

There was a burst of laughter, and the tone was even more evasive, which immediately made the guards around the Lu family's forbidden area vigilant.

Before any actions or questions were made, the guards around the forbidden area were suppressed by Lu Qiu's voice: "Old friend is here, there is no need to panic."

Lu Xiong in the forbidden area also opened his eyes, got up slowly, and looked at the old Taoist priest falling from the sky.

"Wu Xing, do you still have the face to come back?"

Lu Xiong scolded with a smile, and felt relieved, although the Five Elements Taoist has a high level of cultivation, but he was chased and killed by three peerless fairy kings before, which still makes people sweat.

"Old Daoist, I slaughtered those few, and rushed back immediately to see your injuries. Why am I ashamed?"

The words of the Five Elements are full of complacency. It is indeed an astonishing achievement to be chased and killed by three peerless fairy kings, and to be able to kill them all.

It was true that he had just dealt with the last opponent, and he returned non-stop without even looking at the Lingxuntong, which showed that he cared about his old friend.

"By the way, are you okay with your injury?"

Before he left, he remembered that Lu Xiong seemed to have hurt his life source, but he didn't expect that he was alive and kicking now, and he was a little confused for a while.

"All thanks to Master Xuansheng."

Lu Xiong was a little emotional.

"What!? You said Master Xuansheng has returned to the only real world!?"

Taoist Wuxing was very shocked and delighted. As a loyal Xuansheng, he believed that as long as Master Xuansheng came back, all problems would be fine.

"Where is Lord Xuansheng now, the emperor may attack at any time, this time I will ask him to make a move."

Taoist Five Elements was excited and nervous at the same time, and he couldn't wait to see Henry Zhang.

"Wu Xing, haven't you read Lingxun these days?"

Lu Xiong felt a little funny.