Why does it always feel...as if there must be a conspiracy in it?

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PS: I don’t know if it’s the author’s common problem or something, but every time I think about starting code words early and ending early, I can play the game with peace of mind. The reason is that Calvin's thinking is not smooth, incompetent, and his rage bursts, and then when the time comes, his thoughts are flowing like a spring, which is amazing.

 

Chapter 437 Chapter 427

The black suitcase does not look very large in size, but it is not very light in weight.

Especially when Souji Kudo took over the suitcase from Mr. Terai Butler, the solid feel almost made him think that what he received was not just a cross-dressing mask with a pen and ink on it, but a small half Block C4 explosives!

This is obviously not the weight that a single mask should have. Unless a certain Miss Phantom Thief is overly cautious for fear that the contents inside will be damaged during transportation, she will use three layers of cardboard to line the inside and outside... Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to achieve of this weight class.

Therefore, Souji Kudo dared to conclude that the things in this box must be different soon.

And this guess was confirmed immediately after he brought the black suitcase back into the house and put it on the coffee table in the living room, followed the instructions of the butler before leaving, and opened it in a place that avoided direct sunlight.

The reason why the suitcase is so heavy is not because a certain Phantom Thief lined the inside and outside of the box with three layers of cardboard, but because she prepared the cross-dressing mask that Souji Kudo asked for on the phone. In addition, Chao Gang even prepared a whole outfit for her!

From the black top hat to the golden wig, to the navy blue turtleneck sweater and Gin’s ever-changing black long windbreaker with a tunic, and suit trousers that don’t know the brand but the fabric is absolutely OK, And a pair of jet-black leather shoes that look plain but actually have iron spikes hidden in the toe.

This set was well prepared, even Bellmode, who can be said to be a master in the cross-dressing world, couldn't help but express a heartfelt admiration.

"As expected of my little junior sister."

"Wuhu~"

Seeing the neatly folded outfits of the same style as the gin being taken out of the suitcase and spread out on the coffee table, Souji Kudo then whistled clearly, expressing his inner surprise unpretentiously .

To be honest, based on the few photos he sent to Kuroba Chiko at that time, it is already an outrageous thing to be able to make a decent cross-dressing mask.

After all, on the premise that there is no face scan 3D model for reference, he just took some photos from different angles at the unconscious Gin, and it was a big night at the Dongdu Aquarium that day. Yes, the gin in the photo is not very clear.

But even so, Kuroba Chiko was still able to make a perfect cross-dressing mask with the image of gin in the photo, and even got the other party's outfit of the same style in a very short time. The strength is already evident.

Even if these were not due to someone's reluctance or her own bravado, when Mr. Kudo asked whether these reference materials were enough in the text message, Ms. Phantom Thief's reply was only two words.

--enough.

"How do you say, do you want to try it now?"

Shaking off the long black windbreaker casually, Belmode suggested, while scanning it up and down with scrutinizing eyes.

Immediately, her eyes suddenly became playful, and she let out a soft sneer.

"No, it seems that there is no need to try."

"what happened?"

Souji Kudo was a little dazed by the seamless back and forth.

One second he was asking him to try on the clothes to see if they fit, and the next second he said no more.

These days... are Wang Jingze's laws so widely used?

"It's nothing."

Belmode's eyes fluttered, and his beautiful eyes swept across someone's chest inadvertently, the eyes were very meaningful.

"It's just that I thought that my little junior sister might not know your figure very well, and there might be some deviations in the data. If necessary, I can help you change it a little bit at that time... It's just that I let you What I didn't expect was that this windbreaker doesn't seem to need to be changed at all, could it be that you have had a precedent of custom-made cross-dressing props before?"

"……No."

Souji Kudo suddenly understood the deep meaning in Belmode's eyes.

"Is that measured by your own hands?" Belmode asked again.

"Emmmmmm~"

Souji Kudo felt that he could not answer this question.

If he really wants to answer objectively, then he can only say "yes", but that will definitely cause misunderstanding... maybe it can be said that it is not a misunderstanding.

But there is no doubt that his honest answer will lead to bad consequences.

Especially someone who is still angry...Huh?

Just when Souji Kudo was struggling to think about how to effectively break the topic without bluntly and change it to a safer topic, he suddenly realized that he had been staying in the living room without saying a word since he had lunch. Haibara Ai, who was watching him and Belmode, ran off to nowhere, leaving only a laptop with the screen still on on the sofa.

Belmode could see what this guy was thinking at a glance: "Probably the computer is out of power, so I ran upstairs to get the charger."

"Ah, this..."

Souji Kudo couldn't help being dumbfounded, thinking that this is really going to carry out the supervision work to the end.

To be reasonable, no matter how much he and Sister Bei let go, it is absolutely impossible to start a good fight in the living room.

After all, although there are not many people who have the keys to Kudo’s house, they are definitely not too few, except for his brother who is still studying the unprecedented seventh grade of primary school, including his parents, and even the neighbors next door. Dr. Ali also has a spare on hand.

Tell me, how embarrassing it would be if someone opened the door with a key and ran into you during the battle!

Even if you want to fight, you are in the kitchen, on the stairs, in the study, on the balcony, in the shower, etc. These are the non-first positions that can buffer time even if someone comes back suddenly.

So if you think about it, fighting in the living room is absolutely impossible!

Thinking of this, in order to change the topic to ease the embarrassment, Souji Kudo waved his hand vigorously and said: "Anyway, let's try it first, in case something is too tight, it will be too late to use it, right?"

"Can I take your words as boasting?" The corners of Belmode's lips raised slightly, and his eyes moved down slightly calmly.

But he didn't deny it.

Hi~ What else can I say, old Siji is gone~

After all, the nail prints and scratches she left on someone's back last night haven't completely faded away, and she can't speak against her conscience, can she?

"It's called stating the facts."

Souji Kudo, who understood immediately on the spot, picked his face, returned a smile that everyone understood, and then took the long trench coat from Sister Bei, saying that he was about to put it on.

But what he didn't notice was that just near the inner lock of the opened suitcase, there was a miniature camera integrated with the background color that was quietly recording all this.

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PS: =_= Mihayou is really outrageous. I don’t know if the nerds are honest people or something. If you insist on playing the set of cash recharge, you don’t know what to say. You just say that you just didn’t have time to do the public beta of the game It’s fine if I don’t, I actually forced an excuse to say that I am an overhead world, so it’s not a realistic festival.

I'm just dumbfounded? ? ?

This wave, this wave is the speed of light piercing itself around the back of the tree.

 

Chapter 438 Chapter 428 Shirley's Chanting

It has to be said that professionalism is different. All the preparations made by Kuroba Chiko for Kudo Souji's disguise can be said to be extremely sufficient.

Because in addition to perfectly replicating Gin Jiu's outfit that never changes for thousands of years, she also specially modified a certain proportion according to Kudo Souji's figure.

In fact, Gin himself tends to be tall and slender, and although Kudo Souji is about the same altitude as Gin, he is obviously much higher in tonnage, and the weight difference between the two is no less than More than [-] kilograms.

Therefore, in order to avoid the extremely weird and embarrassing situation of connecting Lelouch's head to the Qiao family's body, Chiko Kuroba had no choice but to increase the proportion of the cross-dressing mask and costumes, and reduce them as much as possible. The sense of incongruity brought by the vision is eliminated.

At least at first glance, people will only think "Damn this guy has been eating gold again recently", instead of associating gin with a skunk who changes his body every day.

But the most important of them is naturally the voice-changing props that can change the voice of a person.

To be honest, this is indeed a very awesome thing. From the appearance point of view, it is actually similar to a piece of metal. It is ultra-thin and ultra-soft, and it may also have a breathable function.

Souji Kudo tried it a little immediately after getting it, and found that the most amazing thing about this thing is that it can not only change the voice of a person, but also cover up his own voice, but the difficulty of using the technique lies in Be aware and control the volume of your speaking at all times.

Simply put, the principle of this thing is to multiply the changed sound to achieve the effect of changing the sound.

But if the person speaks loudly, the voice will be louder after being changed by the voice changer.

Just like now...

In the middle of the living room, he reached out his hand to put on a cross-dressing mask for the long windbreaker and turtleneck sweater, and the Kudo Souji who had completely changed his appearance into "gin" straightened the collar of the windbreaker, Belmode slowly stepped back Take a few steps.

After looking up and down with her harsh eyes, she nodded in satisfaction, raised her hand and made a gesture of "please start your performance".

"Okay, let's try it for a while with the voice changer on."

"Oh……"

Souji Kudo subconsciously agreed, but fell into a momentary daze when he took out the piece of metal from the suitcase.

In other words, this thing... how to use it?

He had seen this kind of scene in many anime and movies before, like the not-so-serious spy war movies where the main character pretends to be a high-ranking villain as an intelligence officer, and after putting on the enemy's clothes, he rushes directly to the other people's base camp chattering. With a random talk, the enemy was dizzy every minute.

However, this kind of animation and movies have a common problem, that is, for the sake of artistic expression, they completely ignore the villain's IQ.

Like what, if you want to dress up as a man, the first thing the heroine does is to make a men's suit that looks decent regardless of whether it fits or not, and then casually buy it in a tricky toy store. I bought two fake, ridiculously small curly beards and stuck them under my nose.

OK, it's done.

As for the fair and clear skin, the girl's voice is kawaii when she speaks, so I don't care at all, anyway, the villain can't see through it.

This is simply using the villain's IQ as toilet paper to wipe his ass, and finally burned it to ashes.

Of course, most of the plots with this kind of plot have a bit of comedy elements, just look at the picture, and you will lose if you are serious.

There are also serious and rigorous movies, but Kudo Souji has never let him watch a whole movie since he was a child, because no matter what time he can fall asleep directly while watching the movie.

and so.

What to do now, what to do...

"Oh~"

Belmode could see the tangled expression on this guy's face at a glance, even though Kudo Souji still had a gin face at this time, he couldn't help but let out a soft sigh.

She was even able to immediately infer the real expression on Kudo Souji's face through the expression changes on the cross-dressing mask.

Because a real gin never gets so tangled that its eyebrows come together.

Not to grin at a piece of metal!

Belmode, who is a leading figure in the cross-dressing industry, hesitated for a moment. After a little weighing, he decisively chose to start with the most basic cross-dressing skills, so he beckoned for Kudo to look at her, and then pointed his index finger Pointing to the throat.

"Just put it on your throat."

"……Oh."

Souji Kudo nodded hesitantly, still seemed a little uncertain.

"Let me just confirm, this thing is stuck on the throat, not in the throat, right?"

"Ah."

Sister Bei clasped her hands and nodded slightly: "You can stick it on your throat this time, no problem, but it depends on the situation, this time it's because it's covered by a turtleneck sweater, so it's no problem, but if you don't, you can just stick it on your throat." stuck in the throat."

"Fuck... isn't that disgusting to the point of explosion!?" Kudo Souji was shocked.

Belmode shrugged needlessly and spread his hands: "Yeah, it's really uncomfortable. If it's the first time you try it, there's a high probability that you'll vomit directly. By the way, that's why Yukiko only learned to cross-dress and didn't. The main reason for learning to change your voice."

"Then if it's me, I won't learn..."

King Ding Dong shuddered quietly, and slowly approached his throat with the voice changer, and carefully stuck it on after repeated measurements with his fingers.

"Hmm~"

Accompanied by the unique coldness of metal penetrating into the skin, Souji Kudo could feel that this gadget was firmly attached to his skin without the aid of any glue or double-sided adhesive.

It doesn't look like a sub that is particularly easy to fall off.

Mr. Kudo, who realized this, couldn't help but be overjoyed. It's not like he hasn't heard Sister Bei say how bad the reputation of the dog thief Gin is in the organization. To put it mildly, it's called the super traitor radar. To put it bluntly, Nima is the wine guard holding chicken feathers as arrows.

Because this dog thief looks like a traitor to everyone, and he is always pointing at people with a gun. His thinking logic has no rules at all. He is a neurotic who worries about seeing ghosts.

With such a poor reputation in the organization, Kudo Souji was really worried that he would pretend to be gin and sneak into the winery's headquarters, and he would encounter many troubles along the way.

At that time, with his personality, he will definitely beat them one by one with his own hands. It would be ridiculous if they suddenly fell off during the strike.

"Ahem!" Kudo Souji lightly cleared his throat.

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