This wave of children's cartoons is killing people!

This wave of children's cartoons is killing people!Author: full house flowers thank you

In 2040, an infinite streaming dungeon virtual dream called Second Life sneaked into the game fire.

In a short period of time, it has hundreds of millions of players.

then,

A player with good luck and bad luck, sometimes ineffective intuition, sometimes rational, and sometimes violent, enters the game.

then--

Why did Peppa Pig's painting style change?Why does the ghost train in the middle of the night scream frequently?

Why did the Cthulhu base camp break into a huge ship?What happened to the unrepentant Andalus?

The defense line of the whole country was pierced by a dog, what is hidden behind it?

The country of gems has been attacked repeatedly, but who did it?

Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

…………

All wonderful developments are in Second Life,

Stay tuned,

This wave,

This wave is killing children's cartoons! !

Volume 1: Chapter 1: The Thinker on the Golden Toilet

[The novice dungeon has been triggered]

[Current scene: Single-player puzzle-solving survival dungeon——Serial murder case in Ling City]

【Difficulty: One?】

[Introduction to the copy: Ling City is located in the northeast of the country. It was originally a peaceful and cozy small city, but something has happened to this originally peaceful city recently. More than a dozen consecutive murders broke the tranquility of the city. , the rune magic circle painted with blood left by the murderer at the scene made you, as a demon hunter, realize that this matter is not that simple, so you came to this city alone...]

[Main task: 1. Assist the police in capturing the criminal in any form. 2. Execute the criminal as a demon hunter]

[System prompt: You can clear the level by completing any of the main missions 1 and 2,]

[Newbie benefits: If the player has not completed the main mission, the system will perform a guaranteed reward rating based on the player's performance in the dungeon, and the final rewards will be different for different main missions completed. 】

[Note: Only the first mission has a guarantee, dear, so please be careful]

[The task has started, I wish you a happy game]

…………

Lingshi Railway Station, in the washroom,

Our protagonist Wang Yingkang, a player of the game ID Yingkang, was sitting on the toilet looking at the screen floating in front of him, and then showed a distorted expression as if he was constipated.

joy?How can this be fun?

Can you explain how this can be enjoyable (thunder)? !

Come on, he's a newbie.

Do novices understand?

It's the kind of cute, the kind of novice who stretches out his hand and puts his head under your hand, rubs and rubs, and makes a snoring sound.

As far as general rationality is concerned, isn't novice teaching the kind of process that breaks apart all the operations and smashes them into pieces, almost like a fool who wants to hold your hand and let you familiarize yourself with the operation of the game?

What kind of trouble is this operation that throws the player who has just created an account directly into the dungeon, and the game is rich in content, and the player is asked to explore it by themselves!

Could it be that the dog plan was caught by the programmer to sacrifice to the sky?

After complaining about the novice copy, Wang Yingkang also came back to observe the surroundings carefully.

Aside from the outrageous operation of letting a novice directly throw it into the dungeon without even giving the novice tutorial, there is one thing to say, this game is really awesome, even if the program ape siege lion catches two dogs and plans to sacrifice to the sky, it is not at all It doesn't matter, maybe someone will make the programmer sacrifice two more.

Except for the fact that there is a golden toilet in the bathroom of the train station, which is really a drama that makes people complain, the game world in front of them is almost the same as the real world.

If he didn't have a game interface reminding him that this is just a copy of the game, even if it is time travel, there is no sense of disobedience.

No wonder the game is called Second Life, it's totally fine.

After looking at the surrounding environment, Wang Yingkang also refocused his thoughts on the game.

second Life,

The virtual dream of the fire in 2040 sneaks into the game,

The game adopts the infinite streaming dungeon mode. By doing tasks in different worlds, it keeps getting stronger. Once launched, it immediately became popular in the world. So far, it has hundreds of millions of players.

The game company's wrist is also extremely tough. Through cooperation, they share the cake that they can't eat and add countless game content. By the way, they also kick those who want to grab the cake out of the sharing circle and never cooperate.

In the game, each player has an exclusive novice copy,

This novice dungeon will determine the player's faction deviation value through the player's role-playing behavior and psychological activities, so as to allocate the player's faction and talent, which can be said to be extremely important.

but……

Looking at the shining star on the difficulty level of the dungeon, Wang Yingkang's face, which could almost be eaten as food, was still distorted and ugly.

Before entering the game, he also checked the guide, and knew that the novice dungeons were not only simple dungeons with no grades, but also occasionally spawned high-difficulty and high-benefit dungeons with stars, but he really didn't expect that he would one day encounter on such a low-probability thing.

no other meaning,

After all, Yingkang is an old African chieftain.

"Forget it, if it comes, it will be safe. The worst thing is that the dungeon fails and you have to live on the subsistence allowance."

Sighing, Wang Yingkang rubbed his face, let the distorted face relax, and then reconsidered the information prompted in the dungeon introduction.

In identity, he is a witcher,

But judging from the frivolous performance of going to other cities alone after seeing unusual clues, this demon hunter's level is definitely quite lame.

And stupid.

Where is the stupidity?

It was stupid because he knew that this matter was unusual, yet he didn't have any countermeasures on him.

The steel sword and silver sword that the witcher comes standard with?No!

Holy silver ammunition and pistols?nor!

The only thing that can be considered stronger than ordinary people is the strong body that has undergone systematic training, and nothing else.

Even if you bring a deck of Gwent cards, it's fine, maybe the person who is involved in the matter doesn't know what can calm down and play cards with you.

Just fucking stupid.

But now it's the player who plays the role of the demon hunter, even if it's pointless to complain about the game settings,

"First rule out the second main line... Let's forget it in this situation where there is nothing... After all, I am not an outlaw fanatic. It is unrealistic to escape from the city in this modern background."

"So the completion of this main line can basically only rely on the first main line. I just don't know what the so-called 'assisting the police in capturing criminals in any form' is like. Just providing location information is considered a phone call Can it be counted as completed without being present, or must participate in the arrest at the scene of the arrest to complete it...

Only one step at a time. "

"...Wait... If you put it this way, maybe I can choose to have them all?"

With a sudden flash of inspiration, Wang Yingkang fell into deeper thinking, but it didn't take long before he broke free from this thinking,

Without him, no matter how good he thinks now, it is just a delusion until the serial murderer's whereabouts are found.

The most urgent task is to find out the whereabouts of the murderer as soon as possible, at least hold the reward of the main line [-] in your hand before going to seek more,

If the police find the thing that is definitely not normal anyway, judging by the level of intelligence in this game, it is [-] out of [-] that he has not completed the task, and the gain outweighs the loss.

At this moment, the system prompt sounded suddenly.

"Player [Yingkang] has completed the hidden achievement [The Thinker on the Golden Toilet] and will be rewarded with a normal lottery ticket × 1."

Wang Yingkang looked happy,

This lottery ticket is a good thing, I didn't expect to get one just at the beginning of the game.

Just when he was about to get up and take a good look at what this hidden achievement was, a feeling of numbness and refreshing energy was transmitted from his legs to his brain.

There was a whisper of angry complaints from the bathroom.

"Hey, my leg is numb."

Volume 2: Chapter 2 Chapter [-]: The unreliable and not very serious nun (reset)

"This gospel is the power of God, to save all who believe. Try to preach the gospel for the Lord, save spiritually contrite, lost and troubled souls, add saved souls, help me work hard for the Lord, stay away from evil, and strive to do good .”

"Okay, the prayer is over~~"

After the daily prayers, the nun dressed in pitch black lowered her folded hands on her chest.

As if breaking free from some shackles, the nun's solemn expression became relaxed, and a sense of escape emerged spontaneously.

She strolled to the statue, and took out half a watermelon from the refrigerator behind the statue. There was no respect for God on her face, as if it was just a routine,

Feeling the coldness from the watermelon in her hand, the nun nodded in satisfaction,

"Sure enough, you have to eat iced watermelon in summer,"

The nun carried the watermelon to the row of seats facing the statue, and then sat on the chair with her legs crossed, groping around, and took out a wrapped spoon from the gap beside her. , the movement looks very skilled, and you can tell at a glance that you must be a habitual offender.

Satisfied with the coolness and sweetness of the watermelon blooming in her mouth, the nun's eyebrows and eyes curved into a beautiful arc. If you ignore the watermelon seeds still sticking to the corner of her mouth, there is an inexplicable sense of holiness. I think it was this holy color back then. It was the look that won her the job,

That's right, a nun is not a real nun, it's just one of her jobs, a job where five social insurances and one housing fund are guaranteed every month.

After a while, I felt a little uncomfortable just eating iced watermelon, so the nun fumbled and took out a mobile phone from another corner, and swiped the short video with a smile on her face.

It’s just that the beginning of the short video directly gave the nun a critical blow to her good mood today. I saw a red mosaic in the short video, and the title was 'No. 12 serial murder victims were found. Try not to be alone recently. stay home,'

"Can this thing pass the trial? Ah, it's official, it's fine."

The nun who had a good mood for the day was ruined and slid to the next video in anger, enjoying the video of her beloved sick man,

In fact, this is not the first time she has seen a similar scene,

It should be said that counting this, she has seen twelve similar videos.

Lingshi is a small city.

Let alone a homicide, even a theft involving a relatively large amount of money is quite rare.

Under such circumstances, Ling City's police force is naturally beyond the reach of such a serial murder case. As for why it can be confirmed that it is a serial murder case...

It can only be said that the murderer didn't pay attention to the police in Ling City at all.

Although the locations of these murders are different, the age and gender of the victims are different, and the locations do not overlap. All the dead end in the same way,

The throat was pierced, the limbs were cut off, the palms and soles of the hands were put together in a weird X shape, all the organs were carefully dissected, and placed in a strange rune circle drawn with blood...

I almost made it clear that I killed all the writers. It is said that when they saw this arrogant scene, the eyeballs of all the policemen were on fire.

But what does that have to do with her being a nun with a [-]-[-] commute?

After investigation, the victim's death time was at nine o'clock in the evening when the night was quiet, and she had already arrived home at nine o'clock, and there were three tall brothers at home who had practiced Sanda and won boxing champions. The gangsters dared to come If you say so, you can punch him out.

Bah, bah, bah, how can the little fairy say shit, elegant, elegant,

Just when the nun was admonishing herself to be gentle, the door of the church was pushed open with a creak. The nun's expression froze, and she put the melon aside in an instant, and clasped the mobile phone with the other hand. The 110 for emergency calls had been placed On the call interface, you only need to press dial to make a call.

Ok,

The nun herself is quite pragmatic. Although it is said that the previous deceased was at nine o'clock in the evening, what if?What if the murderer wants to change his taste and commit crimes during the day?

The very conscientious nun turned her head tremblingly, looked at the door,

At the door of the church was a man in a black windbreaker. He looked tall and thin, and his face, which could be called the top-notch fresh meat, showed a morbid paleness.

"Shit, bah, bah, he's a sickly handsome boy!"

The nun screamed wildly in her heart, her eyes flashed wildly,

That's right, the man in the windbreaker is exactly Wang Yingkang who was looking for clues to clear the level in the novice dungeon.