Siren girls will never lead dogs

Even Lafite, who sleeps here all day and doesn't seem to pay attention to Zero Sauce, is thinking of doing something for Lafite.

And usually when Javelin cooks something for Lafite, there is always a happy smile on Zero Sauce's face, so after observing it for a few days, Lafite also decided to cook for Zero Sauce meal!

As witty as Lafite, it is natural to choose a time when everyone is not around, so it will be called a surprise!

The dormitory of the Naval Academy is very large, and it is equipped with a kitchen. Although the kitchen is small, it looks like it has all internal organs, and it has all the things that should be there.

It's just that everyone in the dormitory, except Javelin, who always stays in the kitchen, doesn't seem to go into the kitchen very often...

However, Lafite has also done some work: From a certain food forum, Lafite has figured out the difference between pots and pans!

After thinking for a while, Lafite took out the pan hanging on the wall, placed the eggs one by one in the pan without breaking them, lit the fire, and soon there was a burning smell...

"Oh!"

Unable to withstand the sudden heating, the eggshell exploded violently, and the splashed egg liquid flew all over the kitchen... Lafite also had a lot of sticky liquid on his body, looking in a mess...

"Um... Lafite, failed..."

Lafite showed a frustrated expression. Obviously, that food forum said that as long as you recognize the difference between pots and pans, you can take the first step in making food?

"Lafite, don't give up!"

After a while, Lafite regained his energy and came to the refrigerator again, took out a piece of beef and put it into the pan that hadn't been cleaned up before.

Next, light the fire!

The beef was first of that undercooked meat color, then gradually began to turn light brown, and after a while it turned dark brown again.

If the javelin is here, you can know that this appearance is the fully cooked taste that Zero Sauce likes...

But Lafite looked very curiously at the sizzling sound of oil splashing in the middle of the pan.

In this way, the beef slowly turned dark brown, then gradually softened, and finally turned into burnt black, and there was no longer the sizzling sound, but a burnt smell...

"Lafite, I think it should be done!"

At this moment, Lafite showed a shallow smile instead, he took a plate and put the beef in it, and put it aside, Lafite seemed to be more confident, and went to the refrigerator again, took out the vegetables, and came to the refrigerator. Next to the gas stove.

"You can't fry vegetables in a frying pan, you should use a vegetable pot. This is common sense, Lafite, I still understand."

Saying that, Lafite put the frying pan aside casually, took the vegetable pot off the wall and put it on the stove, put the vegetables in it, and lit the fire!The vegetables will soon make a "sizzling" sound of water evaporating.

"Lafite, I know it's time to put the things in that box."

Lafite held the seasoning box on the side, looked at the vegetables, and thought for a while. Those post owners on the food forums just put a little bit of these things, and they looked very delicious. If they put more, it would definitely be more delicious. delicious!

Thinking of this, Lafite put all the salt, rapeseed oil, and monosodium glutamate in it. As expected, the sound of vegetables "sizzling" became louder, and Lafite also felt that it would definitely taste better!

"Oh!"

Due to putting too much oil, the flames rushed into the pot, and Lafite suddenly felt that the dishes were going to be ruined, so he took water from the faucet next to him and tried to put out the fire in the pot, but as soon as the water poured down, the fire Bigger!

"Ugh... Lafite, it seems that he messed up the matter!"

Little Loli immediately became flustered, trying to control the situation, and finally, as if thinking of something, little Loli took out the fire extinguisher from the fire cabinet in the dormitory, and squirted wildly at the pot!

"It's under control!"

"Rafi, I think it's pretty good!"

"Well... Anyway, Lafite, you must give Zero-chan a surprise!"

"Next, it should be loaded..."

Lafite looked at the kitchen covered with white foam (the fire extinguishing agent sprayed out by the fire extinguisher), and felt that it was more important to put the food out first, so he took out the plates from the cabinet, and put the pile of suspected food in the inside the plate...

When they came to the place where everyone usually eats, Lafite also pulled out the folding table from under the bed, and put the dishes he had just prepared on the table from the kitchen. It came rushing towards my face, so Lafite lay down on this table and fell asleep...

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ps: If I don't say it, you won't vote for me...

First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 105 103 The Kitchen Forbidden Area, Lafite is exempt from entering...

Club activities are finally over...

Zero wore a mask and looked like a celebrity. He also wore a small skirt and tied up his hair, trying his best to create a different self from his usual image.

Why does Zero Sauce pay so much attention to her own attire now... The reason is naturally because she won the MVP in the big exercise, and was also arrested by the Propaganda Department of the Naval Academy—No, that one is on the publicity board not far away Still sticking to myself with a stiff smile at that time...

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Even with zero sauce, I finally gradually reduced my sense of existence a little bit, and a big exercise has passed.The efforts made by Zero Sauce in front of it are all insignificant!

If you become famous, you will naturally have a lot of little girls who are fans of the ship girl for no reason. Under the watchful eyes of beautiful girls from the ship's mother, especially when they look at you with adoring eyes and scream one after another, how can you walk away!

So why don't you just dress yourself differently than usual, so as not to let others recognize you?

That's why Zero Sauce looks so sneaky at this time, like a thief.

But even if this is the case, it can only cover up Zero Sauce himself, which can't stop those ship girls and their guards from running to squat themselves outside the club activity classroom. put it down……

Although York is very happy about this... the starry sky outside the club activity room has come into use again...

The only thing that makes Zero Sauce feel a little relieved is that the dormitory management of the Naval Academy is very strict, and there is no phenomenon of squatting in the dormitory, so it means that the dormitory is safe!

Thinking of this, Zero Sauce also quickened his pace and walked to his dormitory. There are really not many places where Zero Sauce can really relax in the Naval Academy...

"Sniff!"

I haven't fully arrived at my dormitory yet, and I just came to the corridor on the floor where my dormitory is located. Zero sauce smelled an inexplicable smell that I had never experienced before...

This is definitely not the smell that those few girls who are willing to cook in the dormitory usually bring out when they are cooking, but rather... a burnt smell?

Yes, it is the burnt smell that can last for such a long time. The smell when cooking usually disappears with the sound of the range hood.

Zero Sauce was so impressed with the burnt taste because in his previous life, he also worked hard to get rid of the life of living on instant noodles, and studied cooking for a period of time.

At the beginning, every time I made zero dishes, it was such a taste.

Although I still can't get rid of the life of living on instant noodles, after all, instant noodles are much easier than cooking...

"It is estimated that some new cooking lady fried the dishes..."

Thinking of this, Zero Sauce opened the door of her dormitory:

A burning smell came over the face, and after Zero Sauce was choked for a short time, he opened his eyes and saw the appearance of his own dormitory:

In the most common place to eat in the entire dormitory, Lafite had already set up the folding table, and fell asleep on it.

And what was placed on Lafite's prone table was the source of the burnt smell that Zero Sauce smelled—a few dishes that looked like food!

"Zero...is back?"

Lafite actually woke up when he heard that Zero opened the dormitory door, but the script that Lafite imagined to surprise Zero-chan was: Lafite had to pretend that he didn’t know anything, and pretended to find out. The dishes on the table in front of me, and then warmly invite Zero Sauce to taste these things, and finally tell the truth to Zero Sauce, so that Zero Sauce can feel a big surprise!

"These look like food...Zero sauce, do you eat?"

Lafite tilted his head—everything at this time was still in Lafite's plan, but Lafite subconsciously felt that he seemed to have forgotten something...

"Ha...haha, what are you talking about, I'll go to the kitchen to wash my hands first, and I'll be back to eat right away!"

Even since the birth of Jianniang, there has been no precedent for sinking due to food poisoning, but since she can prevent her sense of taste from being ruined, Zero-chan will naturally not choose the worst result for herself...

"Ah... the kitchen..."

Lafite finally remembered something he forgot... that is, he forgot to finish the kitchen work, if Zero Sauce entered the kitchen at this time...

"ah!--"

Well, it will be like now, there will be a cry of shock from Zero Sauce; and Zero Sauce is indeed shocked-because this is like a war-damaged version of the kitchen in Syria, Zero is still seeing it for the first time... …

"Zero... is it dangerous?"

Ayanami, who just came back, heard Zero-chan's screams, broke into the kitchen with a Zhanjian knife, and then saw the Syrian war-damaged version of the kitchen...

"You...don't eat what you put away?"

"These... are all made by Lafite?"

Well, Zero Sauce now knows why the kitchen looks like this...

If Lafite, who has never cooked before, was asked to cook, it would not be surprising to have such a result.

"That... Ayanami, give me that notice board... Yes, yes, that's the one..."

After receiving the notice board from Ayanami, Zero-chan picked up a pen and wrote these eight big characters on the notice board - "Kitchen forbidden area, Lafite is not allowed to enter".

Afterwards, he nailed this notice board to the door properly, and Lafite's mood also sank at a speed visible to the naked eye...

But dinner still needs to be resolved, especially in Zero Sauce’s dormitory, three meals a day have become a ritual existence, and Javelin usually comes back to cook, but Javelin seems to have something to do today, and it may take a long time. return……

"Hey!"

Zero Sauce put on the apron and picked up the shovel——among the people present, it seemed that he was the only one who could afford the heavy responsibility of cooking...

So the kitchen got busy again—after a while, Zero Duan introduced his specialty—egg fried rice!

Only—it's not because Zero Sauce really only knows how to cook such a simple dish, but because Lafite left all the ingredients in the kitchen just now, so Zero Sauce can only make do with it Heck!

"Come... everyone, let's have a taste of my craft!"

Ling Jiang sat at the table and greeted everyone warmly, obviously very confident in his craft.

"Well……"

Lafite on the side didn't know why, and his mood also responded a little bit:

Although it seems that I couldn't give Zero Sauce a surprise today, it seems that it's not bad to be able to taste Zero Sauce's craftsmanship by accident?

"Ow!"

Thinking of this, Lafite took a bite of fried rice with eggs, his eyes lit up, and he felt healed by the delicious food.

"Lafite, thank you..."

Zero looked at Lafite, a sense of satisfaction rose from his heart, the depression accumulated in the usual days suddenly dissipated a lot at this moment...

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 106 104 Ayanami and the Gendarmerie

"Ah... Egg Fried Rice made by Zero Sauce!"

Javelin began to howl, and at the same time, he felt deeply regretful that he was restrained by the trivial matters of the housekeeping agency today——If I knew it earlier, I should have asked for leave regardless of everything, so I didn’t have to face this competition like I am now. Weeping for the dirty dishes and clean rice bowls...

"Hmm...Zero's Egg Fried Rice...delicious..."

"So... if you don't pay attention..."

"Uh-huh!"

When Lafite said this, Ayanami on the side nodded in agreement, Javelin looked at these two little friends and good girlfriends, and a feeling of being betrayed spontaneously arose!

"Javelin...don't make trouble..."

In the end, Zero Sauce stood up, leaned on Javelin's back, exhaled, and said to Javelin's ear:

"If Javelin wants to eat the egg fried rice I made, there will be plenty of time for Javelin to make it for you..."

Ling Jiang's voice drove the airflow, like a pair of small hands, gently stroking Javelin's ears - Javelin suddenly felt his body soften, and his little face immediately turned red, of course, the same Becoming dizzy also has the small head of a javelin.

"I know...I know...so...Zero...Zero-chan..."

The sound of the javelin is like a mosquito, and the meaning of the words is very obvious, that is, I hope that Zero Sauce will let go of herself quickly. If this continues, it may really fail, I really can't help it...

"I do not!"

Zero-chan smiled like a little devil, and continued to whisper in Javelin's ear—although she knew from various channels that girls' ears would be their sensitive spots, but Zero-chan has always I haven't tried it myself, but now seeing Javelin's reaction, how can I easily let go of Javelin?

Resisting the hand that was stretched out by the javelin, Zero also knew that the javelin had reached its limit at this time, so he said the last "threatening" words to the javelin:

"Javelin, if you really forgive us, I will let you go~"

"I really forgive... No... I didn't mean to blame you..."

"That's it... Don't hide the javelin at ordinary times, tell the truth..."

Seeing Zero Sauce letting go of himself generously, and listening to Zero Sauce's words, the blush on Javelin's face not only did not diminish, but seemed to become more serious. At the same time, Javelin's eyes also revealed With complicated expressions:

Not all girls can have a carefree personality like you, Zero Sauce, who can speak out their inner thoughts without any scruples...

……

Time quietly came to the next day, the fight in the dormitory last night has become a thing of the past, Ayanami's wine-red eyes looked at the huge Naval Academy, but fell into confusion...