Siren girls will never lead dogs

"Social drama..."

Ling Jiang sat on the boat, kneading melon seeds, and couldn't help but wonder who is the talent in this scenic spot, who restored everything so similar...

Well, yes, there is our Mr. Lu (Harmony) Xun in this world, but his real name is Lu (Harmony) Xun, and his pen name is Zhou Shuren...

I don’t know if it’s a well-meaning joke from some existence, even if I know it, so what, as long as it has nothing to do with me, then it’s not a problem...

In fact, there are operas in Lingjiang’s hometown, but the types of operas are different from this one. Recently, the pear orchard in the town has gradually become a protected building, and no one goes there to sing operas...

As for the troupe that was originally there...

It has long become that kind of flow, who wants to talk about pomp at weddings and weddings, and still calls the opera troupe to set up a stage to sing...

The actors on the stage saw that there were also many audiences in the audience, so naturally they sang a little harder, and the voice of babbling was never heard, but it's a pity that most of the people on Zero Sauce's side were a little I don’t understand, but it’s exactly what the emoji said:

I can't understand it, but I'm shocked...

Zero Sauce understands a little bit, in fact, most of the songs in the drama are those, nothing more than gifted scholars and beauties, princes and generals; for young people who have experienced the explosion of modern information, they are not very interested No wonder it will gradually weaken...

It's just this world...or in other words, the content of the play that is being sung now, why does Zero Sauce always feel that there is something wrong?

Why did the protagonist become the Sirens and humans?

His face was covered in blackness, well, it might also be due to the distance and the lighting, which meant it was a siren?

The white-faced Wusheng, is this the commander of the human side?

What about the ship girl?

The more Zero Sauce watched, the more he felt something was wrong, but he still watched the scene patiently - because Zero Sauce felt that this was his respect for the actors who acted.

This is the siren boss here, what does it mean to have an ordinary humanoid siren?

Don't you understand the Observer Agency?

Does the arbiter know?

What is Mirror Sea?

It's weird...it's really weird...

It is said that operas must keep pace with the times, operas in this world... are so weird...

"Crack (harmony) crack (harmony) crack (harmony) crack (harmony) crack (harmony) crack (harmony) crack!"

Zero Sauce still applauded, and said hello to the troupe—after all, the outrageous thing is just the plot, and everyone in the troupe worked hard: the white face playing the commander can turn over one after another. 50 somersaults, I just don’t know why the one playing the Siren can only do 20 somersaults...

If it weren't for my own image, I, the siren boss, would really have to go up and show you what is called a somersault perpetual motion machine!

This kind of adaptation, maybe there will still be so many people watching the show...

Perhaps I am the only one who feels strange. After all, the memories and cultural influences I carry come from another world, just like as a carbon-based creature, you can never imagine what the world of silicon-based creatures is like...

However, the adaptation is not made up. The most outrageous thing Zero Sauce has ever seen is to rap with the drumbeat of this opera. In that case, Zero Sauce doesn’t know other people’s opinions, but Zero Sauce himself thinks that this is ruining traditional culture. of……

"what!--"

After watching a scene, everyone felt a little tired, so they called the boatman to turn the bow, and Lingjiang and his party planned to go to the hotel they had booked to rest, but...

"Why is this happening?"

"Well...because it's the off-season, there are only a few hotels open in the town, so the rooms are not very sufficient...that's why..."

Under Javelin's apologetic eyes, Zero Sauce couldn't blame anything more, just looking at the room cards in Javelin's hand, Zero Sauce decisively decided that he couldn't be the first to get it!

"Everyone, come and get your room card..."

Zero sauce said hello, but found that everyone was looking at him with weird eyes, a little confused. Looking back, only Javelin's usual smile and the honest-looking red fox greeted Zero sauce...

"If it's not easy for Zero Sauce to choose, then so be it..."

Javelin took out an opaque cardboard box from nowhere, stuffed the room card into it, and started the big lottery for room allocation!

"Then... well..."

Zero Sauce naturally wouldn't object to this, because at the moment she couldn't think of a better way to avoid some unnecessary plots than this, so she stretched her hand in...

"9527?"

Why is there such a room number... Zero-chan has never seen any Star Master movies in this world, it must be his own illusion...

Then everyone came to draw their own room numbers. Zero Sauce kept holding back, unwilling to tell which room he had won, but after the room cards were drawn, the final result came out!

9526 is a javelin, as for 9528...

Akagi?

red fox?

Zero Sauce fixed his eyes on the javelin, and then looked at the smiling red fox beside him. He always felt that there was something inside the drawing of the room card this time:

"Cheating... This is definitely cheating!"

Zero Sauce said resentfully, and when he turned around, he saw the kind smiles of Javelin and Red Fox...

teeth white...

Is this Javelin and Red Fox colluding?

Zero Sauce felt a chill in his heart, knowing the result, but what can he do?

I had no choice but to pick up the room card and rush into my room. Not long after, everyone heard the sound of a lock coming from the room...

……

"Chicheng...I won't give up Zero Sauce to you..."

Although he successfully cooperated with Chicheng to get to the room he wanted, Javelin said that he would not give up Zero Sauce easily. When he saw that everyone had returned to his room, he opened his toolbox. A whole box full of various demolition tools...

"never mind……"

Just after thinking about it, Javelin still gave up the plan to use these tools - because using these tools would make too much noise, it would be bad to startle the snake...

When I chose this hotel, I had seen the javelin. The upper floors of this hotel did not have anti-theft windows...so if you go in from the outside of the window...it is possible!

Javelin opened the window, but saw Akagi who also opened the window. After looking at each other with some embarrassment, Javelin's eyes ignited fighting spirit:

As long as he went in first, even Chicheng would not come in at this time...

It's just that Chicheng shook his head, pointed to the rope on Zero-chan's window, and shrugged helplessly...

Why is there a rope on this window?

Javelin was taken aback for a moment, but soon figured it out...

"I don't return at night... I have to write it down in a small notebook!"

Javelin said "gritting his teeth"...

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A Commander's Career From Zero: Chapter 346 341 Ying Rui and Zhao He...

That's right, our Zero Sauce won't just be caught in such a weird way, whether it was broken into the room by the javelin, or the red fox broke into the room, or both broke into the room at the same time, for Zero Sauce It's all a very bad situation.

So, since I can't stop you from coming over, I'll just go by myself!

When entering this hotel, Zero Sauce carefully observed the hotel's fire escape passages and the placement of escape tools. By the way, he also stuffed the escape rope into his personal space. As soon as he entered the room, Zero Sauce made the first One thing is to secure the rope and slide down...

Then quickly khaki off too!

As for the fact that it is already night, it is very late...

This is Donghuang, the nightlife has just begun at this time, okay?It's not like some places that Zero Sauce has been to. At night, they still hang around on the street and ask the police to come and catch them. It's either that or that...

The town is also very lively. Even in the off-season, there are still relatively many people. Following the direction of the crowd, Zero Sauce soon came to the town's night market... which is commonly known as Supper stall!

"Sniff!"

Smelling the smell of all kinds of delicacies floating in the air, even the corners of Zero Sauce's mouth began to drool. Although I did eat a lot at night, didn't I go to digest food? This digestion The food is digested naturally, so it is normal to be hungry again now!

"Boss, give me a portion of grilled skewers, fried snails, and grilled eggplant!"

With a wave of his hand, Zero Sauce immediately ordered a few servings of all the unacceptable things on the menu, except for eggs, roasted cicada pupae, etc. Tonight, he will definitely go back after filling his stomach!

"okay!"

The boss responded to Zero Sauce with a quick reply—it is impossible to be unhappy, after all, after meeting such a generous guest, he is bound to make a lot of money tonight...

However, Zero Sauce soon became worried, and regretted that he had been hasty, because when he ate here during the day, all he could eat were Zhejiang dishes, so it wouldn’t even be that the barbecue was from Zhejiang, right? With the powder as a foil, the barbecue lost more than half of the fun!

But Zero Sauce quickly calmed down. Seeing the boss taking out peppers and cumin and sprinkled them on the skewers, Zero Sauce felt that his worry was simply inexplicable—others have come out to set up barbecue stalls, and they are still like this The barbecue stalls in the scenic area will definitely cater to the tastes of foreigners!

The boss's movements are very quick, and after a while, the order of zero sauce is on the table. Zero sauce looks at the plastic gloves that come with it, thinks for a while, and decides to "run naked", anyway. Gloves will still get your hands full of oil, so it's better to grab them with your hands!

"Whisper!"

Zero sauce, one mouthful and one snail, so happy to suck!

At the same time, at the other entrance of the night market, seeing Ying Rui's excited appearance, Zhao He always had the urge to turn around and leave immediately, but his "sister" firmly held his hand, even if it was Zhaohe wanted to escape, so he had to break free first...

"It's... not so good..."

I had already eaten in the restaurant, although it has been a while, but seeing the night market with such a strong atmosphere of fireworks, Zhaohe immediately beat you back...

"Is there anything wrong... It's not 'sister', you said you were hungry again, so I brought 'sister' out!"

"Take good care of 'sister', but what about my duty as 'sister'!"

"You... Ying Rui! I'm the elder sister, okay?"

"I know, I know...'Sister'~"

Zhaohe looked at the faint smile on the corner of his mouth even though he kept calling his sister verbally... He clearly didn't take his sister seriously!

Then what Yingrui said next aroused Zhaohe's unconvinced psychology:

"Sister, you haven't even eaten barbecue, right? Even my younger sister knows it, but sister, you haven't eaten..."

"Nonsense...nonsense, how could I not eat it, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten!"

So Zhaohe angrily dragged Ying Rui to the supper stand. After looking around, all he saw were big men who felt inappropriate around, and finally found Lingjiang's place, because in the There are no other big men around Zero Sauce!

It's just that Zhao He, who was pulling Ying Rui forward, didn't notice the dark smile on his sister's face...

"Boss... this... and this... don't want chili or cumin, give me one!"

Zhaohe pretended to be profound, and said to the boss, the business smile on the boss's face was temporarily tensed, this is barbecue without chili and cumin, it is definitely edible, this is the taste...

However, since it is a customer's request, as a boss, he must do his best to satisfy it, so...

"Wait! You don't need chili or cumin for barbecue, how can you eat it!"

Biting a bunch of leeks, Zero Sauce said to the two beautiful girls next to him, maybe he was really seduced by the smell of fireworks in this night market. He also began to point fingers at the guests at the next table!

"Yeah...my sister...have come here, still can't let go?"

Ying Rui said with a smile, and said to Zero Sauce in agreement:

"This guy must know the best taste of barbecue, so can you do me a favor and order one according to your taste?"

"Okay... Boss, let's do this and this, and then this, less chili and cumin..."

If people who have never eaten chili or those who usually eat less chili put so much chili all at once, the consequences will be a bit tragic. Zero sauce does not intend to do such a thing to entrap others. Zero sauce has a good impression of the two people in front of them. of……

"Well... I should go back... Boss, check out!"

"I wish you a happy meal!"

Ling Jiang wandered away from here, only Zhaohe looked "uncertain" here, what should I do if the barbecue is not delicious?

Under Ying Rui's gaze, as a sister, do I have to force myself to finish eating?

"Your BBQ!"

After a while, the barbecue came up. Looking at the barbecue in front of him, Zhaohe was having a violent psychological struggle, and then he saw Ying Rui next to him picked up a bunch of them and put them in his mouth:

"Yeah! It's delicious!"

Yingrui's eyes lit up all of a sudden, Zhaohe suspected that Yingrui was pretending on purpose, but now it's not time to find out whether Yingrui was pretending on purpose, but it's a matter of himself as a sister who can't lose her sister's aura !

"Ow!"

"Yeah! It's delicious!"

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