Siren girls will never lead dogs

Siren Girls Will Never Be Doggy Author: Mu Zixi

Summary:

He successfully surrendered to the enemy and became his favorite look.

The girl who didn't want to take a dog at first thought that her painting style was like this:

Enterprise: Tata Kai, touch Tata Kai, this is your Tata Kai!

Bismarck: Hello, my opponent

Chang Meng: You (bite your tongue)

But in fact, the style of painting is like this:

Ron, Dafeng, and Akagi gathered together and surrounded Zero in the corner:

Do you choose me, choose her, or...

It was hard to get away from this group of ship girls, but I met Hood holding a kimono:

Do you have the confidence to help me put on the kimono?

Zero, I really don’t want to bring a dog with me!

First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 1 1 Damn!become your favorite

The sea breeze with some fishy smell was gently blowing, driving the tide to wipe the sand on the beach wave after wave. The sunlight also became gentle at this moment, as if he didn't want to wake up the sleeping person in front of him. girl.

"Um?--"

However, there will be times when the breeze will stop, the sun will be blocked, and even the tide will fade away for a short time at this moment. This girl who seems to be non-existent in reality also slightly opens her eyes. , muttering something:

"Damn it, why did I fall asleep? I still have a lot of games like Azur Lane, Yuan Shen, Itchy Mouse..."

"I must have fallen asleep last night, did I turn off the computer? Mumu won't return it..."

If the subconscious words just woke up didn't make the girl realize that there was something wrong, then the next sentence immediately made the girl wake up!

"This... seems to be something wrong!"

Getting up from the beach, regardless of the sand that accidentally landed on her body, the girl's focus was obviously not here, but stretched out her hand:

This is a pair of white and tender hands, like jade fat...

Regardless of how this little hand is, one thing is certain, this is definitely not a small hand that a boy can have!

Some couldn't believe it, and some were unwilling to accept the facts. The girl silently touched her body...

It's empty, there's nothing left...

"Damn! Where is my little brother! You have been with me for so many years, why did you leave me!"

As for other things, well, I dare not look at it and I don’t want to look at it. In short, an important fact that needs to be faced now is, it seems that I have time-traveled?

Even if she didn't travel through time, she still came into another girl's body...

"hiss……"

The girl gasped, adding her own contribution to global warming because she saw a mechanical tentacle in front of her?

"Huh? Could this be the world in some R18 or ** game, isn't it?"

You know, girls in a world like that usually...

"Drip, the hull has been repaired...connect to the central server..."

"Connection failed, the server rejected your request... The command set has been completed and will enter standby mode..."

The mechanical sound that sounded in the girl's mind made the girl beam with joy: Could it be that this is her golden finger?

When the girl's consciousness touched the ball of light that existed in her consciousness, the happy expression on the girl's face disappeared immediately, and she became an abnormally calm state.

The mechanical tentacles were also constantly changing at this time, forming a cocoon-like thing, wrapping the girl inside, and a series of holographic screens unfolded in front of the girl. The uncomfortable red color gave people a feeling of uneasiness... …

"So, that's it..."

The girl's voice is also without emotion, and has become a purely mechanical voice. Through the information recorded in the light brain in her mind, the girl also understands her identity:

She, the captain of the Huberian, a certain Rhode Island doctor, a certain coffee shop manager, a certain onmyoji in Heianjing, a certain company commander who always directs girls to the front line, a certain operator commander, a certain lost The knights of memory, etc., are still the admiral of a certain port area, the commander of a certain port area, and the natural disaster of a certain Tivat continent. Now they have surrendered to the enemy with honor and become a member of the hostile camp in their favorite game, Azur Lane.

In short, she successfully defected to the enemy and became a glorious siren boss!

Why is it called the siren boss, because the original owner, a serious person, loves the habit of keeping a diary, and records everything in his portable optical brain, so the girl also knows her identity:

Observer - zero.

Prototypes of all Observer traps.

The task received is also very scary: accept the entrustment of the judge, restart the judge plan, the purpose of this plan is to correct the wrong history and save the past of mankind.

OMG, another one to save the world.

She, no, Zero doesn't know what to say, saving the world or something, is it important what you eat today?

Speaking of food...

"Gu..."

Unknowingly, Zero's little stomach became hungry like this, and Zero couldn't help but start complaining:

"Didn't you say she was the ship's mother? Ah, you know, I'm on the side of the Siren, but..."

"Didn't it be agreed that beautiful girls don't need to go to the bathroom, *** don't need to fuck, and ship girls don't need to eat?"

In fact, it is the comfort of complaining about my current situation. I am alone on this entire island. If I don’t talk to myself to find some sense of existence, I am afraid that I will really go crazy.

However, apart from coconut trees, this island is full of unknown plants. Well, maybe there should be a few seabirds, but they must have been scared away when they saw themselves...

"Wait, there is a solution!"

Zero suddenly remembered the pile of golden and even colorful naval equipment in his portable space. After groping for a while, he took out a five-pack of 533mm magnetic torpedoes, and pulled out a torpedo from it like smoking a cigarette. Looking at the school of fish under the surface of the sea next to her, a smile appeared on the girl's face:

"Go, Pikachu!"

This is the correct usage of torpedoes, okay?

Torpedo fried fish, a man's romance...

Ah, it's not a man now, so change it to Girl's Romance!

Speaking of which, my ship type is also quite powerful. If I insist on categorizing it, I can only say this. It is said that I can be a destroyer and a battle line. I can fly to the moon for nine days (referring to flying an airplane), and I can swim in the deep sea when I go down. (actually fishing) comprehensive mothership!

After all, they have surrendered to the enemy. If you don't have this strength, play a ball!

He set up a bonfire, fiddled with the fish that had just been fried, and Zero's face was full of desire for the grilled fish that was about to pass the exam!

"Every ~"

After a while, Zero patted his stomach with some satisfaction, expressing that he was very satisfied, but everyone said that he was full of wine and food and thought about it. After the problem of this stomach was solved, Zero also began to think about his original situation.

What exactly happened that caused the original body to be reduced to this deserted island without even having time to write a diary?

This is not in line with my situation as a siren boss at all, why...

"By the way, as the Siren boss, how can you do it without a group of younger brothers around you?"

Zero unfolded the ship's outfit and entered the forced sanity state, where a mirror sea area was created...

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 2 2 The head of the "enthusiastic" big sister!

On the large merchant ship Huixing, Enterprise stood at the bow, looking at the endless sea, wondering what to think.

"Sister, are you again..."

Bumblebee came out of the cabin. Looking at her sister's appearance, she knew that the company was opened in Tata again, and she showed a somewhat helpless expression...

"Tata open! As soon as you touch yourself, Tata open (war, war again!)"

"So, sister, you're in Tata again..."

"No, this time, Tata really opened it..."

"Seeing that familiar sea fog, what did you think of?"

The company didn't pay attention to the words of Bumblebee's complaint just now, but just watched the sea fog formed on the sea less than a few nautical miles ahead of the Bright Star, and a battle-tested breath rose from the company!

"Oh, really, this seems to be the precursor to the creation of the siren mirror sea?"

"No way, my luck can't be so bad, I just came out to pick up a mission to escort a merchant ship, and then crashed into the mirror sea?"

Under normal circumstances, the probability of a merchant ship like this colliding into the mirror sea area is no less than the probability of winning the first prize when you buy a lottery ticket, but now you just let yourself run into it!

"Sister, this time I really want Tata to open!"

"I've said it all, I'm not the eldest sister..."

"Ah, I mean, big sister..."

"..."

"Sister of the enterprise, don't be angry, I think it's a good name!"

"There is a big sister from the company, what am I afraid of!"

……

"Oh...is that so?"

It was the first time that the mirror sea area was launched, and Ling Dao, who had just become the big boss of the Siren, had a lot of fun. He didn't realize the danger was approaching at all, but just controlled the mirror sea area on his own!

The mirror sea area, perhaps for other ship girls, has a feeling of coming to a different space, but this mirror sea area is actually not generated by the current zero energy - for some reason, zero is now kicked out In the siren's central server, it is impossible to mobilize those important space interference devices.

The currently generated mirror sea area is a pseudo-mirror sea area generated by modifying the nearby space parameters with the help of the small space generator that comes with each siren boss.

Since it is generated with the help of the equipment on your own body, there is no need to use any professional equipment to control the generation of the mirror sea area. If you want to change the buildings on the mirror sea area, the position of the mass-produced siren, and the position of the humanoid siren, zero These can be changed in a single thought.

On the contrary, it is precisely because of the large solidified real mirror sea area, and because of the pursuit of space stability, many units cannot be moved or modified once they are arranged.

It may be a bit abstract to say this, so compare the generation of the mirror sea area to a map of a tower defense game. The units on the pseudo-mirror sea area can be disassembled and rearranged, while in the real mirror sea area, once the units are put down, It cannot be recycled and cannot be modified!

Zero also really played this mirror sea area as a tower defense game. On the holographic screen generated in front of him similar to a map editor, Zero kept pointing and pointing, and arranged the mirror sea area here according to his own ideas.

However, it is also because of the inability to connect to the siren central server, the ones that can be deployed in the mirror sea area are mass-produced sirens and first-level humanoid self-discipline agencies.

"Warning, an intruder has been found in the southeast of the mirror sea area, please be prepared to deal with it!"

Just when Zero was enjoying the tower defense game, the sudden warning made Zero start to panic!

"Ha, what intruder..."

"Oh, yes, I'm in the siren camp now, so if it's a ship girl, it's an invader to me..."

"Then... open the highest difficulty!"

"Ding, confirming identity and authority..."

"Confirmation is complete, Mr. Zero, welcome to use Siren Mirror Sea Area Management System Version 2.0...the corresponding operation is being performed..."

"Ding, due to the modification involving the ultimate authority, it is connecting to the central server, waiting for the order to be broadcast..."

"Ding, the connection to the central server failed, the command broadcast failed, the mass-produced siren and the self-regulatory agency will maintain the initial difficulty!"

In the short time after Zero uttered this sentence, Guangnao finished the above words like pouring beans, and got a result of execution failure!

"Ah... am I not one of Siren's highest bosses, how can I change the default order?"

"Could it be that I'm a fake siren boss?"

Zero fell into doubts about himself, so he didn't notice the warning windows that kept popping up on the mirror sea area management system. When Zero reacted, he realized that the two intruders were not far away from him!

"I remember, there is a large group of humanoid sirens here, let me go there..."

2 minutes later……

"Oh, no way, this is a team of humanoid sirens, why did they block it for 2 minutes!"

Zero's current situation is similar to playing an RTS game. Before he had time to explode the pawns and make good use of the terrain, he was stolen into the house by someone else!