Artoria the Big Liar

As the corruption of Slaanesh became clear, my previous repentance also lost its effectiveness, and the promise was confirmed. The five of us will go to a new residence and live together—probably similar to the feeling of renting a house?At least, that's what I think.

However, others seem to have misunderstood something and took this promise as proof of their intentions.

As a result, I am now in a state of extreme misery, experiencing double torment both physically and mentally—the left hand is held by Merlin, the right hand is held by Morgan, and the witch hugs me tightly behind me.

This is probably the dream scene of many people, right?It's almost the same as the protagonist of a brainless and cool article.

However, the uncomfortable feelings are all real-I have to walk, I have to go home, and I even have to face Mordred.How can I walk when they surround me like this and restrict me?Not to mention the extremely slow speed, there are still people in this community!Merlin didn't use magic to pretend, he simply told everyone in the community openly that I fell in love with three extremely beautiful women!And our relationship couldn't be better!And I'm a woman too - that's even more important!

It is also because it is a working day, and the people in the community are old people and children, otherwise I can't imagine the extent of the spread of this matter!

What's annoying is that they all know what I'm thinking, these three women not only didn't exercise restraint, but became more intimate.Especially this guy, Merlin, he rubbed his face and inhaled, and secretly kissed him from time to time, and the saliva still remained on my face, so that I felt a little disgusted.

What's more exasperating is that I am the shortest among them!My height is only 154 cm, the witch is 5 cm taller than me, Merlin is 2 cm taller than me, and Morgan is a full 16 cm taller!It made it very difficult for my body to keep my balance, and it took a lot of effort to take every step!

I shouldn't be softhearted!I really regret it!I regret that I was able to participate in the Holy Grail War as a servant!

In this double torture of mind and body, I finally took the elevator, took out the key, opened the door, and entered the house.

After hearing the door open, Mordred opened his room.Because the picture was too shocking, she rubbed her eyes, thinking she had seen it wrong—then closed the door.Sure enough, she couldn't accept this reality, thinking it was a dream.

I walked to the sofa without saying a word, ignored the witch behind me, and sat down like this—this witch really didn’t let go, I was like sitting on her body and being hugged by her like a pillow .Morgan and Merlin also snuggled up to me, completely ignoring what I was thinking, as if I were a pillow that could be treated whatever I wanted!

"Hey, it's almost done, should it be over now?" I urged in a low voice.

However, the three of them had no intention of letting go at all, and instead hugged even tighter.

I took a deep breath and let it out again heavily.

If I can see my expression now, it must be a look of lovelessness, right?

I even feel that I am not a human being, but a cat. I am loved by these three people. I can’t hide and escape, and I can’t escape. I can stand it!

So, I used my magic power to forcefully break free, just like a cat breaking free from its embrace.

I didn't say a word, just stared at them like this.

On the contrary, they had unfinished expressions on their faces, and were even a little disappointed.

But, after all, I owe them a lot, and they have paid a lot for me, so I really can't say anything.

In the end, I could only stare at the witch, and pointedly said: "Sister Wang and Meilin are fine, why are you coaxing?"

The witch glanced at Morgan and Merlin on the left and right, and said aggrievedly: "The two of them are so good at calculating, who can I turn to for reasoning if I suffer? I really wanted to, but don't you agree? Treated you like an object. Now it’s my fault instead? Isn’t it your fault?”

Headache, very headache, not just any headache.

There must be a method, three chapters must be agreed, otherwise I will be divided and eaten by these three people sooner or later.

But how to do it?I really can't figure it out, I just feel that my head hurts more and more.

I have no choice but to ask for help from outside——

"Mordred, I'm back..."

Before I finished speaking, I just said her name, and she opened the door and peeked at me through the crack of the door.

... Then she closed the door again, as if seeing some terrible nightmare.

"Your mother is indeed here... There were some misunderstandings before. Now that the misunderstandings have been resolved, you should come out first. There are some things you need to know, and there are some things I want to ask your opinion on."

It's so embarrassing, and I still ask my own children for help. I'm afraid there is no such a shameful father as me in the world.

Finally, Mordred opened the door and walked out.She scratched the back of her head with her right hand, her eyes were swollen from crying, but there was a smile on her face.This smile is very glaring to me, I wish I could find a crack on the ground and get in quickly.

"That... father, what is it?" Mordred asked.

"Nothing special, I just want to ask you, if... well, I mean, if we live together in the future, how should we agree on the rules. After all...how should I put it, the court rumors at that time were quite outrageous, I didn't pay much attention to it, but now...cough, part of the rumors may be true, so I have to think about it."

Hearing what I said, the witch raised her head and said as a matter of course: "What else can I think? Don't the Valois have ready-made standards? Or learn from the German princes? Anyway, kings, nobles, etc., there are no such rules. Isn’t it normal? Or learn from the Ottoman sultan, the emperor of the Far East, or the shogun of this country? Do what you like?”

"I'm not a king now, I don't have a palace, no courtiers, no servants, and I don't have the power of the crown that surrounds all of these. At least on the surface, I am still an ordinary person...Since I am an ordinary person, I can't help it Dividing myself into three parts, there is no way to respond to the wishes of all of you... well, anyway, I don't know what to do."

It was embarrassing to say this in front of their faces.So much so that I feel that I am not the king, but they are the king, completely a piece of meat on the chopping board, waiting for them to divide.

"...But, father. According to the tradition before the Romans came, the Britons didn't actually have such a requirement? I remember, it seems that they became like this after everyone believed in the only god of Rome."

"The past was the past, and the present is the present. And...well..."

The witch realized this, and she repeated her previous suggestion: "I said it before? Morgan is on Monday and Tuesday, Merlin is on Wednesday and Thursday, and I am on Friday and Saturday... If you are on Sunday, leave it to yourself. Alright. Even a god, after six days of hard work, he still needs to rest for one day! If something special happens, we’ll talk about it at that time.”

To be honest, when I heard the witch's words again, I still felt like I was objectified, like a utensil bought by a joint venture of three people, and then the three discussed who would use it when and where.Even though my mind has returned to normal, when it comes to my own life, I still feel a little awkward in my heart...very awkward, so awkward.

I didn't know how to respond, so I just kept silent, pretending to be thinking.

The air became dull with the silence, and it was almost impossible for me to breathe.Time became viscous again, and its passing speed became extremely slow.As if trying to fall asleep but still unable to fall asleep, my attention was distracted by various external objects, and I could hardly think.

After a long time, Morgan finally broke the silence: "Arturia... leave the time for Jeanna."

"That's right, it really is the best way to deal with it." Merlin echoed, looking extremely calm. "Artoria, when you entered Paradise, the relationship between me and Morgan and you was broken. Isn't it a matter of course that we have made mistakes and swallowed the corresponding bitterness? After all, you are not It’s not that you love us so much, the only person you love is Jeanna herself. It’s just seeing that we are not doing well, and I feel owed something, so I have the idea of ​​making up for it——Artoria, we have come here for so many years , there is no shortage of time."

Morgan added calmly: "The important thing is Artoria's own choice. But in fact, you have no other options except Jeanne, and you will not choose other options. The drama between me and Merlin is over, now The main character is Jeanne. Until the end of this drama, there is actually no place for me and Merlin."

"Well...just hugging him once in a while is enough. It's enough. I don't want anything extra." Merlin was still very calm, but from those pink eyes, I could see an uncontrollable sadness. "...Really, a moment is enough."

Speaking of which, even I, who don't understand people's hearts, can understand their state of mind.

Since you can't love each other, since you can't be loved, since the love in your heart can't dissipate at any time, since you really hurt that person deeply, then protect your beloved from afar.As long as she is happy, as long as she is satisfied with her current life—such thoughts of defeat are filling their hearts.

And it's not just Morgan and Merlin, I'm afraid the witch has similar feelings, which makes my head hurt even more.

Seeing that I was still silent, Morgan's smile gradually turned bitter, confirming my guess: "Although I have some regrets, Arturia, there is only one thing that Merlin and I really want—you can live happily yourself. Everything else is more important. Even if we live together in the future, there is no need to live together...Artoria, I beg you, sincerely beg you, don't feel embarrassed and sad because of me and Merlin. We are the past Sinners, we deserve what we deserve and should be punished. You should pay more attention to your present, instead of shifting your eyes to us sinners who are punished."

"So, are you going to quit?" The witch raised her eyebrows, her smile and tone still mocking. "Isn't it too early to quit now? I may not be able to live until the end. If I really disappear like a bubble one day, I still have to ask you to take care of Arthur... She is a person with a heart too Not to mention, it is easy to be deceived, and it will not work if no one takes care of it."

However, Morgan shook his head: "Don't think about us, Jeanna. Originally, keeping you alive is our goal...even if we haven't experienced such a thing, we will do it."

"It seems that your love for Arthur is no less than mine." As she spoke, the witch looked at me sideways and joked, "Arthur, you are such a sinful woman! I even began to suspect, then Does the evil god love you to the point of madness... After all, how should I put it, seeing the person you love the most go to the end of tragedy, that kind of pain, that kind of ardor, is the strongest emotion?"

Suddenly, I felt a strong nausea, almost vomiting, almost as disgusting as seeing Sir Lancelot and Tristan kissed a hundred times, and I felt nauseous, even goosebumps crawled His whole body was covered in cold sweat!

Don't, don't!Loved by a disgusting thing like Slaanesh, I'd rather go to Khorne!Go beheading and play every day!Of course, the premise is that Khorne really exists... because in my incomplete memory, Khorne is dead, and he has been dead for a long time.

"Perhaps..." I blurted out quickly, lest Slaanesh's power should really work. "It is Slaanesh after all. It is neither male nor female. It is more insane than the most insane lunatic. It feeds on the most extreme emotions. No one can guess what it is thinking."

"That..." Mordred hesitated to speak.

"Mordred, what do you want to say?" I asked.

"Ah... sorry, father. It's nothing, my thoughts are indeed too immature..."

"Do you still remember what I said on the first day when I first came here? If you have anything to say, just say it."

"It's like this..." After a pause, Mordred sorted out his thoughts and replied: "Study in school is divided into grades, right? Father King can do the same, splitting time into several stages Now is the stage of Jeanna, so let her be the main one. In the future, if the mother has something to do, the mother will be the main one. The same is true for Merlin... Anyway, father, mother, and Merlin will not grow old...Maybe In the future, Jeanna will not grow old, so it should be fine, right?"

"Arthur, it seems okay." The witch nodded immediately, and gave an idea from another angle: "Since we are actors on the stage, should we follow a different script?"

"But... what if there is no script?" I asked anxiously.

"There will definitely be. Although there is no basis, I really think so." The witch crossed her legs, behaved arrogantly, and talked freely, as if she was the incarnation of Slaanesh: ""King Arthur" is your script, "Dragon" "The Witch" is my script. There will definitely be Morgan's scripts in the future, and Merlin's scripts, and there may be more people. After all, Arthur, for people like us, wanting to not fall in love with You, that is really too difficult. Do you believe it or not, maybe one day in the future, you will meet the real King Arthur, and then start an extraordinary love?"

"I'm not that kind of person." I immediately retorted. "Love one when I see one, I really can't do it."

"It's not up to you? You are the protagonist chosen by the evil god Slaanesh. Didn't you say that it is the god of tragedy and love, and all intense emotions are controlled by it. Since it is the evil god, it must Will let you continue to act until you can't act anymore, or until you achieve the achievement of killing gods... Anyway, as the protagonist, it doesn't matter whether you love others, as long as others love you. Look at the two people beside me , isn’t that how it is?”

"...In other words, I don't have a choice at all?" I asked reluctantly.

The witch chuckled, and guessed with some strange logic: "The so-called actors are essentially slaves to the script. On the stage carried by the evil god Slaanesh, our lines are determined by ourselves. But the evil god itself is Director? Just as your magical nature has been replaced with darkness, it is impossible to ignore that basic setting—I heard that when you just transferred to this school, almost all the girls surrounded you Turn around! This is the manifestation of the power of the evil god, just like what I just said - it is really too difficult not to fall in love with you."

As expected of Slaanesh, he can come up with such a rubbish setting, it has no taste at all, full of coercion and coercion, third-rate light novel authors are better than it, it is simply toilet paper-no, it is a waste of paper, meaningless .

However, when I think of Helen in "The Iliad", I think of Guangyuan in "The Tale of Genji", and I think of Jia Baoyu in "A Dream of Red Mansions", this kind of setting is... not so rubbish?It's just that the object of the setting is me, so I feel rubbish.

Thinking of this, I joked half-jokingly: "That is to say, under the curse of the power of the evil god, I am forced to play a scumbag who is merciless and irresponsible?"

The witch raised her eyebrows, and teased in the same tone: "No way, who made you the protagonist? This Guangyuan, even if you don't want to be the protagonist, you should be. Maybe that Lord Evil God has already tried it? "

No, no, don't eat indiscriminately, and don't talk indiscriminately.Forget about falling in love with an evil god, really forget about it... If this kind of situation really happens, I would rather kill myself on the spot.What's more, Slaanesh corrupted my spirit to such an extent that I almost lost my mind.If I'm really in love with a disgusting thing like Slaanesh, it only means that Slaanesh is a multiverse-level sick and tender mine girl-if it is really a woman.

However, from the eyes of the witch, I sensed another emotion—the purpose of her words, on the one hand, was to let me accept the setting of the protagonist, and on the other hand, let me accept other settings by the way—her setting , the setting called "Dream of Bubbles".

"...I didn't expect, Jeanna, you are so cunning. Are you so afraid that I will suffer after you disappear?"

"Arthur, is this love? The tragedy born of love is the most beautiful and charming tragedy... Think about the magnificent scene of "King Arthur"! Look at Merlin and Morgan, aren't they the same? ?"

It seems that this is indeed the case.

I looked around at the people around【$

I stroked my forehead, suffered for a long time, thought for a long time, and finally nodded.

"Okay, let's do this... I have no other choice."

Chapter 6: May I ask, are you my Master ([-]K) (plus more on Qixi Festival)

Now that we decided to live together, the five of us got busy.

However, during the spare time, I stopped Merlin and wanted to ask her a question.

This question is very important, and it involves the future "script", I must be cautious and listen to opinions alone.

Merlin was still the same as before, speaking long and euphemistic words, just like the witches derogatory, like riddles.

However, I have long been accustomed to Merlin's way of speaking, and I can extract useful information from redundant words.

"So, these are the only three solutions that can be implemented..."

Merlin nodded and began the same lengthy summary.

"Yes. Holy Grail exploration, achievement of deeds, and spiritual base transformation. Each has different risks and benefits."

"The Holy Grail War in Fuyuki City ended ten years ago. However, the Holy Grail itself is completely mixed with the spiritual veins. To completely remove the Holy Grail, a disintegration ceremony is required. In other words, it is to hold another Holy Grail War to activate the Holy Grail. Spells. Before that, the Holy Grail can only be disintegrated if the disintegrated faction wins. But as far as I know, the Magicians Association does not agree with the disintegration, and the contestants are not of one mind."

"The achievement of the deeds is to practice the story of the 'Dragon Witch' and stabilize the spirit foundation, but to be honest, I don't think it is possible. Any wrong step will lead to a rebound of the restraining force, and the ending will develop in the worst direction. Moreover, many people will be killed during this period, and they are all living people. Considering the mental health of the two of you, I think it is better not to touch this idea."

"As for the transformation of the spirit base, this is the most convenient, stable, and most side-effect method. Through the summoning ceremony, the spirit base will come again and again, and then the spirit base will be stabilized. But Jeanna is not a real dragon witch. Consciousness will be interfered and fused by the original Dragon Witch. As for which one to choose... Artoria, it's up to you to decide."

I frown slightly, none of these three is a good choice.

Moreover, the tendency is too obvious, and it reminds me of some bad memories.

"Merlin, you really have great potential as a civil servant. It seems that you have given me three choices, but one is so stupid that no one will choose, and the other is too expensive to bear. As a result, I can only choose the one that looks the best. Reasonable option. However, it only looks reasonable, but it is still unreasonable in practice, just choose the least bad option by means of choice.”

"Well... there are really only these three this time, there is no other way."

Merlin's expression was very normal, so normal that my frown was even tighter.

It was the Holy Grail, and it is the Holy Grail again.It seems that in Merlin's view, the Holy Grail is a panacea, which can solve all problems, without considering other factors at all-a typical magician's thinking, and she has not changed over the years.

"Are you so obsessed with the Holy Grail, Merlin?" I asked in a low voice, "It was the same in the past, I said I didn't want the Holy Grail, but you still encouraged the knights to explore the Holy Grail. When you told the story of the king, you mixed it with selfishness." Goods, in the "History of the British Kings" it is described that King Arthur obtained the Holy Grail, and it is still kept by Bedivere. It is just a wishing machine, is it really that important?"

"But, the Holy Grail does exist, and it can indeed solve all problems? I can't say, 'Sorry, my king, even I can't think of a solution', right? Wouldn't that be tantamount to lying? ?” Merlin confronted me instead.

"I remember, the script is the second way, right? Why don't you try the third way?" The witch suddenly left the room, changed into the clothes she was going to look for in the house - that loose black top and slim black trousers , fashionable and beautiful.

She chuckled, saying this suggestion in a joking manner.

However, my mood still tightened suddenly.Because I really can't imagine what the future will be like.

"Then do you want me to perform the Ascension Ceremony myself, and gradually become the real King Arthur?" I said with a sullen face, and my tone was merciless. "Jeanna, among other things, at least you should love yourself more?"

"Just kidding, don't be so nervous. I definitely wouldn't do that."

"I'd rather accept your disappearance than become someone else." I said very seriously.The witch just shrugged and sat on a chair by the dining table, crossing her legs, looking at her phone.I took a deep breath, thought for a while, and finally shook my head: "That's it, don't be so anxious...I'll think about it again, and see if there is any other way..."

"Merlin, what plan did you plan to use?" the witch asked.

"It's also the second type." Merlin's tone was very relaxed, as if she didn't care whether the world was dead or alive, and whether human relations would be distorted. "It's just that I didn't know what was going on with the 'Dragon Witch' at the time, so I could only take one step at a time. I didn't expect that it would be really difficult to achieve this goal..."

I'm still thinking, and I'm still silent—all three options are unacceptable to me.

However, I have no other way.This is Slaanesh's conspiracy, a chain imposed on the characters of the stage in the name of fate.No matter which path I choose, it will be full of hardships and thorns, as beautiful as blood, as grand as death, until the end of the stage, only when the curtain of sadness and madness falls, everything will return to calm.

Then, Merlin, like a creature with white red eyes, peddled her theory: "Artoria, why don't you go find the Holy Grail? I know you hate the Holy Grail, and it is indeed polluted with malice, but that The huge magical power is real, and if we think of a way together, we will definitely be able to change the Holy Grail back to its normal state. Moreover, the wish itself is just to let a phantom that has not been seen in any legends turn into a human being and live in a human way. It will cause distortion of human reason and history, and it will not form a singularity... You should be able to understand these, right?"

I objected: "I hate the Holy Grail, not because it is polluted, but because it is a wishing machine, a symbol of desire, and a taboo. The process of longing for the Holy Grail is the process of seeking desire. I didn't I understand why I rejected the Holy Grail, and now recalling the previous things, I finally understand—maybe I don’t know what to do, but I must not do what Slaanesh expects me to do, this is military and political common sense.”

"However, Arturia, the holy grail this time is the spiritual vein. With your ability, it is not difficult to obtain it? Besides, how long can you think about it? The time you can think about it is less than a week It's time."

"...Are you in such a hurry?"