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Alma pouted subconsciously, muttering, shouldn't she reach out to help me at this time?With words like that, he leaned on the door of the carriage and gently fell to the ground.
"Are you going to line up?" Alma glanced at the long queue, estimated the number of people, and complained, "We probably won't be able to get in within an hour or two."
Li Yili shook his head helplessly, turned around and put his hand on his chest.
"Secretary Alma, Secretary Alma, who am I? I am Levi's Easty Richard, the creator of the history that the residents of Instas love now, although it is very uncomfortable to become the creator One of the qualities, but as a creator of history, you don’t need to queue up to see your own products.”
"Secretary Alma, let's go through the back door."
After speaking, Li Yili raised his hand and led Alma to the veritable back door of the Instas Museum.
"I thought you would walk through the front door in front of all the residents of Instas." Seeing that Li Yili began to knock on the back door, Alma couldn't help complaining, and at the same time muttered in her heart that the knocking sound was quite rhythmic Yes, it will be heavy and light for a while, and it will pause from time to time.
"I am a person who will only do things in a high-profile manner when I can get real benefits. Things like this kind of thing that relies on my identity to jump in the queue will not bring anything except ruining my reputation. I don't do business at a loss. Hey—come on Please open the back door personally! I am Levis Easty Richard, the head of Yangcun Logistics!"
Because there was no movement behind the door after knocking for a long time, Li Yili gradually couldn't maintain a refined smile and hammered the back door very violently.
Under Li Yili's vigorous knock on the door, the back door of the Instas Museum responded quickly, but out of Li Yili's and Alma's expectation, it was Eps himself who came out to open the back door.
"I'm sorry Mr. Li Yili, there are many guests in the museum today, and many people want to know about the history of Instass." Epps raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "You know, Instass is the most I know the history."
"You don't need to apologize, it's a good thing," Li Yili raised his hand and patted Ipps on the shoulder, his fingers slightly tightened into Ipps' ear and lowered his voice, "By the way, who are you?"
"Mr. Li Yili, what are you talking about?" Epps raised his hand to block Li Yili's face, his face was full of weirdness.
Li Yili frowned and took a few steps back, walked back and forth three or four times with his chin on Ips's face, and then grinned, "It's pretty good."
"Although Mr. Li Yili doesn't know what tricks you are playing again, if there is nothing else important, I will go back. There are still many residents of Instas waiting for me to introduce the history of Instas," Yi said. Puth waved his hand.
Alma, who was suspicious of Ips because of Li Yili's words, also looked at Li Yili speechlessly, "Minister Li Yili, I think Al and the others learned their brains from you."
Li Yili paused and turned to face Epps. After thinking for a while, he raised his right index finger, "Mr. Epps, although it may sound presumptuous, but..."
"but?"
"Can I give you a mouth?"
"Huh? Are you saying—"
Before Epps finished speaking, Li Yili's right hand, which raised his index finger, threw a heavy slap on Epps's face like lightning. The powerful blow made Epps' face tremble like waves, and Li Yili Yili's innocent smile that didn't change throughout the whole process made Alma think for a moment that the slap just now was just her fantasy.
If Epps hadn't been slapped on the door frame by Li Yili.
"This feeling...it's like seeing a real face," Li Yili rubbed her fingers in surprise.
"Minister Li Yili, what did you do!" Alma screamed after reacting, "That's Epps himself!"
"Mr. Levi's Easty Richard, can you explain?" Epps covered his face, his forehead bulging with veins.
"Look—you've made people angry like this!"
"Ha..." Li Yili looked at her right hand and then at Ips, who was holding back her anger, raised her head and thought for a while, then spread her hands to the sides, "Hey - what if I hit you ? Don’t forget who is the ruler of Instass now—”
Alma looked at Li Yili with a face full of disbelief.
Do not make up gods: Chapter 224 Chapter 120 They are making up gods
Alma's face was full of tension, and her eyes moved back and forth between Li Yili, who was laughing quite arrogantly, and Epps, who was livid.
She thought Li Yili was here to negotiate terms with Epps, but Li Yili gave Epps a big mouth when he came up.
Even if he felt that Epps's hands and feet were not clean because of the eccentricity, and he wanted to give Epps a blow, but it wasn't like this.
At least... She would definitely be rebellious if she were herself.
Epps's neck was flushed, and after several deep breaths, he said with a stiff face, "Mr. Li Yili, I don't seem to have offended you, and I agreed to your request."
"It's true that you didn't offend me, but I didn't ask you anything." Li Yili raised her hand and waved at Alma, "Let's go, Secretary Alma, it's very cool to go through the back door."
The corner of Alma's mouth twitched, and she bent towards Epps with embarrassment, and quickly followed Li Yili.
Epps stood there and took a deep breath for a while before turning around with a cold face and closing the back door.
In the back corridor of the museum, Li Yili is in front, and Alma is behind. Li Yili has no sense of giving the person who opened the back door for them a moment ago, whistling with his arms around his chest. He muttered unwillingly.
She couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was being sold in Li Yili's gourd, but she had slapped her...whether she could get it back.
Soon Li Yili and Alma came to the main hall of the museum through the corridor. If there are too many people, there will inevitably be collisions. The brigade was completely opposite, the museum was still deserted, and the few people who were amazed at the collections in the museum could not inject a little vitality into this deserted museum.
Li Yili perfunctorily wandered around several halls and rooms and then went straight to the hall. There was no difference from when Li Yili came here before. The nouveau riche can't wait to show the ugly face of his family to others, and now it is the out-and-out rich family showing nobility in every gesture.
"It's like a real museum," Li Yili said with emotion, "I finally noticed that my face is too obvious, so did you ask an expert to adjust it? But it's true, after all, I have to meet people."
Alma, who was standing behind Li Yili, couldn't help but hold her forehead. She could clearly feel the resentful gaze from Epps behind her.
You speak ill of people... Keep your voice down.
But thinking of Li Yili's unceremonious mouth, Alma felt that this kind of sneering and sarcastic behavior... became normal.
Li Yili looked left and right, and was about to observe the hall further when he felt a sense of gaze. He looked over subconsciously. Behind the half-fish half-frog statue, there were beards fluttering like octopus tentacles. a god.
Even though this statue was designed by Li Yili himself, Li Yili still has a feeling of scalp numbness, which made Li Yili couldn't help feeling again, there must be a professional [Master] who has fiddled with this hall.
Seeing that Li Yili has been looking at the half-fish and half-frog statue, Alma followed Li Yili's line of sight with curiosity, and naturally noticed the statue behind the statue. After her scalp became numb, she felt helpless. The residents may not know, but Eps must know who made these statues, and placing the statues they made in this hall is already a very straightforward signal.
I'm on your side.
But with Li Yili's slap...maybe these statues will be thrown out as trash tonight.
"Minister Li Yili, I think you still..."
Just when Alma was about to persuade Li Yili and Epps to apologize and discuss it, Li Yili ignored the bright no-touch sign posted on the side and grabbed the statue on the display stand.
This statue is different from other half-fish half-frog statues that come out in groups. This is a stone pillar. A giant creature goes up the stone pillar. Its ugly and fat arms are grabbing the surface of the stone pillar. The general head opened like a wild beast and seemed to be roaring.
Alma, who was immersed in the ugly and shocking appearance of the statue, was brought back to her senses by the whispers of the residents of Instas. She looked around nervously. There are many residents of Instas in this room. , and now they are keeping a distance, pointing and talking to Li Yili, who is standing next to the no-touching sign and holding a statue.
Alma bit the bullet and stood behind Li Yili and reminded her in a low voice, "Minister Li Yili, what are you doing?"
Li Yili raised his eyes, turned his head in the direction of the statue and looked at Epps who was not far away, showing a humble smile asking for advice, "Mr Epps, did you find this statue newly? I didn't see it last time." over this."
The residents of Instas who were still in the hall for a while looked at Eps.
After taking a deep breath, Epps adjusted his glasses, and walked to the workbench usually used to clean up cultural relics, crossing his fingers in front of his face, and the attitude of telling a story soon made the residents of Instas like Hearing the call from the genes, they generally gathered around Ips, and kept a respectful distance.
"Mr. Li Yili, you are right, this is our newly discovered heritage from the Holy Land," Epps raised his lips slightly, "On the night when the wishing bottle was thrown back, someone found it in the Sea of Dead Statue, according to our identification, this statue is a god named Dagon, who is the servant god of the gods who live in the Holy Land of the Dead Sea."
Li Yili raised his eyes, Alma looked serious, and the residents of Instass all exclaimed.
"And the one who threw back our wishing bottle...is Dagon."
"Speaking of... last night I saw a pair of huge eyes appearing in the sea of dead men."
"By the way! I got up to drink water last night, and there is a very huge thing moving in the Dead Sea!"
The whispers of a few people and the exclamations of sudden realization caused waves of surprises. This place is like a court, and everyone seems to be a witness. image of the gods.
The corners of Li Yili's eyes twitched, he now somewhat understood what Epps and Austin wanted to do.
They want to make up a god, and the most suitable actors are already in place, the atmosphere has begun to heat up, and the play is about to begin.
Do not make up gods: Chapter 225 Chapter 120 Six They lack a sense of security
To describe the scene in one sentence is... a large-scale cult MLM site, Eps said the same thing, and the surrounding Instass also stretched out. Wherever Eps throws circles, these Instas residents go Which stretched its neck to catch the ring dropped by Instas.
Maybe there are actors hidden among these Instas residents, maybe they are all actors, but this is not important anymore, the important thing is that these Instas residents like these.
Li Yili crossed his arms and leaned on the side, looking at the absurd scene in front of him. Why is it so difficult to eradicate the cult, and why are there so many people who believe in the theory of the cult?
Because there are countless insecure people in this world.
Life is established because of a sense of security. If there is no sense of security, everything in life is like a bubble, and what they need is not even a real thing, but a word, a guarantee.
Instead of asking why some people believe in cults, it is better to ask why the vast majority of people in this world believe in capitalists' cakes. There is no difference between the two.
It's just that the capitalists are already firmly rooted in the society, and they have to eat the cakes painted by the capitalists.
Rather than saying that Li Yili didn't intend to stop the scene in front of him, he didn't know how to stop it. He couldn't just wave his arms and say to these insecure people, oh, my God, how can you believe this kind of statement? Hurry to 996!
Li Yili let out a long breath.
Epps’s [Science Popularization] is coming to an end. Looking at his proficiency, he is more like a missionary scholar than an archaeologist. At least as an audience, the reaction of the residents of Instas is very similar to those who want to dedicate everything to the Lord. believer.
Epps took off his glasses and wiped them. The visitors to the Imstass Museum had already left in an orderly manner, and a new batch would come in soon. Taking advantage of this short free time, Epps looked at Li Yili, "Is there anything else Mr. Li Yili has to do? Or do you have any comments?"
Li Yili's eyes moved upwards slightly, and after thinking for a while, they landed on Ips's face again, tilting his head, "Cooperate with me to solve Austin, how about it?"
"That's impossible," Ipps said, crossing his fingers.
"Why? Because the Dagon you fabricated needs someone hired by Austin," Li Yili ignored Alma's eyes and walked sideways along the platform, stroking his fingers across the platform, "You can also become traders .”
Li Yili paused, and raised his hand without waiting for Eps to give an answer.
"Sorry, I asked a redundant question, forget it, I want to change the question, if Austin asks you to join forces to get rid of me, what is your answer?"
Epps was sullen and silent.
Because it was less than 10 minutes ago that Li Yili responded to his smiling face.
Alma hesitated for a moment, then poked Li Yili's arm, "Don't you think it's not the right time for you to ask this question?"
"Have it?"
"Yes——" Alma raised her voice subconsciously, but immediately lowered her voice after realizing that this is a museum, "You just gave him a slap in the face 10 minutes ago, okay?"
"That's right... In case he has a bad memory and forgets his mouth, how about I make it up now?" Li Yili raised her finger and asked Alma for advice.
"Please...don't do this kind of thing," Alma noticed that Epps's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and immediately raised her hand to press Li Yili's raised finger.
"Secretary Alma, you have to be bold and don't underestimate her size." Li Yili pulled out her fingers from Alma's palm and shrugged, "But well, I am very satisfied today, if this gentleman is willing to answer If I have a question, I will immediately turn around and leave satisfied.
The corners of Epps' eyes twitched, "If it's a question I can answer."
Alma swallowed heavily, afraid that Li Yili would say, are you happy to eat my mouth?
"Will Dagon allow the operation to go to the surface of the Dead Sea in three days' time?"
Epps narrowed his eyes and then grinned brightly, "I think Dagon won't mind faithful believers going to the Holy Land to worship the gods."
"is it?"
Li Yili smiled, put his hands behind his back and turned to leave. Seeing that Li Yili finally stopped, Alma was extremely moved, and immediately bowed down towards Ips to apologize, and then quickly followed Li Yili.
The hall returned to silence again, and Epps' dark face gradually became cold and stern. It was not until the footsteps of new visitors approached that Epps' face gradually recovered.
At the back door of the Instas Museum, Alma grabbed the arm of Li Yili who was walking towards the carriage, "Minister Li Yili, can you explain what you did just now!"
Li Yili rolled her eyes and bent her fingers towards Alma's skirt.
The corner of Alma's mouth twitched. She almost forgot that there was such a fun game between her and Li Yili. If it were before, she must have said coldly that she would never fear power and submit to someone like Li Yili, even if After that, she will be severely targeted and will not bow her head.
But when I thought of the two Valkyries, one claimed to be Li Yili's mistress, and the other knew at a glance that she was being taken care of by Li Yili. Now Li Yili's bag still contains the princess of Eden.
A part of her dignity seemed... well worth spending.
After much hesitation, Alma slapped her head and said a sentence that her past self never thought she would say.
"If Mr. Li Yili can answer all my questions, I will wear whatever you ask me to wear in front of you."
Li Yili's eyes sharpened instantly, which made Alma's scalp tingle, and she began to regret her impulsive actions. What if Li Yili asked her to take off her skirt now?
But to Alma's surprise, Li Yili didn't put forward some requirements for her dress on the spot, but raised her hand and beckoned.
"Okay... I remember, get on the carriage first, we have other places to go."
Alma asked almost subconsciously, "Where are you going?"
"Other people in Austin's circle," Li Yili stretched out his hand and opened the door of the carriage, and after boarding the carriage, he turned and stretched out his hand to Alma, "Except for Epps, there are not a few people who call Austin the same as Insta Si Jixiong's."
"Is there such a setting?"
Alma blushed slightly, and carefully raised her hand to rest on Li Yili's palm, and was pulled into the carriage by Li Yili.
"I just can't remember their names."
Li Yili sat down unhurriedly, and spread his hands towards Alma who was opposite.
"Is it...?" Alma scratched her face. Li Yili's unexpected gentleman's performance made her feel good, but the next second Li Yili's words made Alma froze.
"Now, Miss Alma, roll your skirt up to your stomach."
Do not make up gods: Chapter 226 Chapter 120 Seven He has no respect for the call from the Dead Sea
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