sir!don't catch the net

The corner of Li Yili's mouth twitched, "I'm not praising you."

"Eh!"

"Forget it... I only have one question," Li Yili put his hands on his hips and let out a long sigh.

"So... for this kind of thing, you have to get along with..."

"How long are you going to ink at the pier?"

Jones opened his mouth, lowered his raised hands a little bit, and the pirates who had been eavesdropping all turned their faces away.

"This……"

Jones' eyes flickered for a while and opened his mouth with difficulty. Just as he uttered a word, a cold voice fell from above their heads.

"It depends on what you can prove that the upper part of the sea exists."

Li Yili turned her head to look, Heidi was standing on the side of the rudder looking down at her, her long hair was slowly fluttering with the wind.

"It's really an exciting answer, but unfortunately, I never thought of proving that there is an existence above the sea," Li Yili folded his arms around his chest, "Just like I will never prove that the sun will rise and set, I will will go to the top of the sea."

"I'm going to do this soon."

Heidi was startled, and after a long time, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, "This is the best news I've heard today."

The pirates were stunned for a moment and showed expressions of disbelief.

They wouldn't foolishly think that Heidi's going out to sea was simply leaving the harbor.

"But... soon, soon, most of the people who immediately use this kind of vague time to make an agreement are some scumbags, and an honest gentleman like me disdains this kind of behavior the most."

Li Yili raised her right index finger and raised her chin confidently.

"In a week, in a week, I'll be over the sea, if I do..."

Li Yili paused, and his confident smile gradually became meaningful.

"How about Miss Heidi granting me a wish, a wish that transcends morality and comes from pure desire."

All the pirates including Jones showed expressions of [ah, it's scum] [it's scum].

"Mr. Li Yili, I didn't say that, you think our boss..."

"Okay, I promise."

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Don't make up gods: Chapter 210 Chapter 110 So let's start building submarines

"Mr. Li Yili, I have never admired a person so much as I do now. You are the first—"

When lowering the rope ladder, Jones gave Li Yili a thumbs up, and the other pirates gathered around and gave Li Yili a thumbs up.

"Also, remember to bring rum next time, the brothers will not pull you up for free."

"That's it!"

"My arm is still sore now - Mr. Li Yili, you really should lose weight!"

"You guys... are you really not afraid that the one above will hear you?" Li Yili pouted in the direction of the captain's cabin, "Aren't you forbidden to drink rum?"

"Cough—well..." Jones coughed, a little embarrassed, "Bottom line... right..."

"However, it really feels like a pirate now," Li Yili smiled, and slid all the way down the rope ladder.

The pirates on the Mercury Queen muttered unwillingly.

"What does it mean to be a bit pirate... Aren't we pirates?"

"Do we have a taste?"

"It doesn't matter what this kind of thing is—" Jones raised his hand and waved, "Mr. Li Yili said! We will go to the top of the sea within a week! So you understand! We also need to be ready to go to sea !"

"But haven't we...have been preparing?"

Jones was silent for a while and then put down his hand, "Then do it well... Well, boss, let's satisfy Mr. Li Yili's wish that exceeds morality and human relations, and is made by pure desire..."

"Wow - Mr. Li Yili wouldn't want the boss to lie on his bed, it's really scary -"

"I heard that Mr. Li Yili took care of a mistress."

"Scumbag, what a scumbag!"

"Hey - I'm only halfway down!"

Li Yili couldn't help but raised her head and shouted.

"Who is a scumbag!"

Although she didn't hear the pirates' comments, after hearing Li Yili's complaint, Alma immediately understood something, folded her arms around her chest and sneered, "Levis Easty Richard."

Li Yili fell to the ground with a whoosh, raised her eyes and looked at Alma, "Secretary Alma, the breasts with a speed of sixty yards per hour... are fake."

"Hey - you're making scumbag remarks when you come down!" Alma yelled at Li Yili, clutching her chest and blushing.

Although she didn't understand the meaning of breasts added at sixty yards per hour, she still understood Li Yili's saying that her breasts were fake.

"This is a compliment," Li Yili pinched his index and middle fingers, "Haven't you heard of the Dragon King crooking his mouth? When someone despises him, he slaps him with shocking facts, shocking him." The whole audience, in fact, I was slapped hard by you, Secretary Alma, your breasts are real!"

Alma froze and looked down at her chest that was squeezed and was about to burst her shirt. The seductive pink spread from the white neck to the tip of the ear at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"you--"

"By the way, Secretary Alma..."

"I'm wearing underwear! Although it's a sports bra, I'm wearing underwear!"

Li Yili opened his mouth, and after a long silence raised his hand and scratched his face, "That... I just want to ask... Don't you think the atmosphere on the coast today is very strange?"

Alma just felt dizzy and almost fainted on the ground.

"Cough—so Secretary Alma, don't you think the atmosphere on the coast today is very different from before?"

Although I really want to say a few flirty words at this wonderful opportunity, Li Yili, who doesn't really want to carry another person, decided to make Alma realize that at this wonderful opportunity. See his gentlemanly and considerate side, so that he can cheat Alma later.

Sure enough, seeing that Li Yili didn't take advantage of this wonderful opportunity to say something nasty, Alma was immediately moved, "Is there?!"

"..."

If I had known it was this kind of answer, I might as well have said something coquettish to make her faint.

Li Yili rolled his eyes, put his elbow on Alma's shoulder, and raised his other hand in the direction of the projection device built on the coast, "Erma, Alma, I'm not here to hear Your answer is ignoring some speeches."

Alma swallowed heavily, and turned her head to look at the projection device established by the coastal fire elves and Yangcun.

Because the value of the bill is determined by them, even if the wishing bottle is thrown back, it will not affect the value of the bills of Yangcun Logistics and Fire Spirit. Many residents of Instas were standing.

But now, if you take a closer look...

"It's all... the same person?" Alma's eyes widened.

Fat, short, tall, thin, they all have the same face.

"Impossible, before..."

"Ha... don't worry, they will take off the mask again when they collect the receipt," Li Yili waved his hand, and pulled the backpack on his back, "It's time to go back to Secretary Alma."

Alma lingered for a while and followed Li Yili, "Don't you need to do something?"

"Don't worry, they are just wearing masks to work. They are what they are usually, and they are what they are now. The important thing now is to go to the sea. I boast that it will be done within a week. Now that we have made an appointment , we must do it, and strive to do it within four to five days.”

"Four to five days? Is this too urgent, data or something..."

Li Yili paused, and seeing Li Yili stop, Elma also stopped immediately.

"Secretary Alma, it's been long enough..."

Li Yili exhaled lightly, and his eyes gradually became sharper.

"As long as you really decide to do that, reaching the surface of the sea...is just an inevitable process. The surface of the sea exists, and even if you don't want to face it, you can't change this fact."

Alma stared blankly at Li Yili's back in front of her.

Is this... talking to her?

After hesitating for a moment, Alma said tentatively, "Then what should we do next? Now that we have reached a settlement with Austin on the surface, presumably those fishermen will not refuse our commission."

"That's a good question Secretary Alma!"

Li Yili raised her finger and shook it left and right.

"Actually, we have a lot of things to deal with now. We have to find out and solve Austin's method of bouncing back our wishing bottle, and we have to deal with Bishop Asawei, but these are the key points, but the most important thing is indeed still……"

"Sure enough—" Alma looked expectant.

"Breakthrough to the surface of the sea within a week and let the pirate emperor Heidi Serra lie on my bed cough cough cough—to fulfill a wish of mine beyond human relations!"

Under Alma's contemptuous gaze, Li Yili put her arms around her chest and raised her head.

"Without further delay! Let's start building the submarine now!"

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Do not make up gods: Chapter 211 Chapter 110 [-] Speed ​​up your life!

Of course, Li Yili is very confident in his brain, even if he has his hair styled like a scallion, he can't be like a high school student with a scallion who can even build a rocket, saying that he can collect all kinds of things he wants to build. Material makes things in a few pages.

So it is impossible to build a serious submarine.

But as the saying goes, where the IQ is not enough, you only need to bite the bullet and be reckless. Isn't this how recklessness comes out of science?

What he needs to build is not the kind of submarine that can go up and down, as long as it can go up.

Then the problem is much simpler, the displacement is sufficient, strong enough, and can be plugged in. OK, the Li Yili brand submarine is completed, and the rest can be solved by perseverance.

"You want to rely on this thing... to go to the surface of the Dead Sea?!"

The corner of Alma's mouth twitched and she raised her finger to the sketch drawn on the blackboard behind Li Yili.

It can't be said to be a large wishing bottle, but to be more precise, it's...a sturdy looking...large wishing bottle with a seat.

"By the way, what the hell is that horn-like thing at the bottom?"

"Ah... Although I don't know if it can be realized, but is that a thruster?"

"Eh?"

"To put it simply, it will spew out flames to speed up the drifting bottle."

"No, no, no—this will only steam the people inside!" Alma raised her hand and waved it vigorously.

She knew that Li Yili had wisdom beyond their common sense and the designs that carried that wisdom, such as those formulas, but the design of Li Yili's so-called propeller, with all due respect, was too advanced for her to accept it at all.

She didn't doubt that Li Yili could make those speakers emit fire, but she also didn't doubt that the fire would steam the people inside.

As for Li Yili's so-called speeding up the drifting bottle, well, if it means speeding up the journey to death, it is indeed speeding up a lot.

"So handsome—" Ziggy's eyes lit up.

"Zig, I have to tell you very seriously...you are going to sit on that thing," Seeing that Zig's face was full of blood, Alma turned pale with fright, quickly reached out and pressed Zig's shoulder, persuading him earnestly , "Didn't you hear what Minister Li Yili said just now?"

"Eh... speed up?"

"No! It's fire-breathing! The only thing that will be speeded up is your life!"

"I also think this is incredible, but I believe in Minister Li Yili!" Zieg put his hands on his hips, "He will not joke with my life."

Alma opened her mouth, insisting that you know what this guy's real identity is?He is the minister of the cubs of the black goat!Does Guo Weilton know?Everyone in Guo Weidun's village is gone!You swallowed those words back when you thought he wouldn't joke with your life.

Alma pinched the bridge of her nose and began to speak.

"Of course... because I will also sit on this thing," Li Yili raised his hand and patted the blackboard behind him.

The cloud executives who were still watching Erma's joke changed their expressions and quickly surrounded Li Yili.

"No way, Minister Li Yili!"

"Minister Li Yili, every minute and every second of yours is extremely precious. Speeding up is a loss to this world, let alone speeding up, speeding up to the point of crossing the line!"

After being silent for a while, Alma pointed at the cloud executives and shouted, "Look—no one believes your thrusters!"

"Nonsense! I have no doubt that this thruster can speed up the drifting bottle!"

"That's right—we just think it's too dangerous to apply thrusters from scratch in such a short time!"