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"It's called displacement."

Li Yili flicked the drop of water on his right hand.

"We, shouldn't be at the bottom of the water, if we are at the bottom."

Li Yili narrowed his eyes slightly.

"It must have been held under the water."

In his ears, the melody of Epps' percussion seemed to sound.

Do not make up gods: Chapter 164 Chapter 65 This is called the mission must reach the bottle

No matter how unbelievable it sounds, science can always come up with facts that everyone has to admit.

In the eyes of the Instas people, the Sea of ​​Dead is the sea of ​​dead people, straight to the sky, they can't see the end, and they can't fly up, so they naturally think that the so-called sea does not exist.

Li Yili has no way to let everyone go to the top of the sea for the time being, but there are some ways to prove that the top of the sea exists.

A simple displacement experiment, but the facts in front of us cannot be denied. In order to let everyone feel the existence of displacement more intuitively, Li Yili quite simply let every Instass person present experience the so-called displacement.

It was just a simple press, but every Instasian was stunned in place as if he had touched a miracle.

And Li Yili also launched the wishing bottle business.

"Write down your wish and stuff it into a glass bottle, and we will throw it into the Sea of ​​the Dead. Although we can't go to the top of the sea for the time being, we can let our wish go there first!"

Li Yili stood on the high platform with his hands outstretched.

A gust of wind blew by, and no one responded, which made the cloud crowd who had already raised their hands to applaud and booed embarrassingly put down their hands. They still have a little bit of emotional intelligence. If they insist on clapping and booing in this situation, it will only embarrass Li Yili even more .

Li Yili raised his eyes, and said casually in a perfunctory tone as if he was reading, "Just write your wish into the bottle and throw it into the sea of ​​dead people. When the wishing bottle reaches the surface of the sea of ​​dead people surrounded by miraculous displacement When you do, your wishes will come true."

"ohhh—"

"I want to participate, I want to participate!"

"Please count me in!"

Li Yili raised his hand to wave, and Abu Rang, who was standing aside, held up the trumpet in his hand with a solemn expression as if he was handing over a holy sword.

Li Yili picked up the loudspeaker and continued to shout in a perfunctory tone, "In order to fit the actual situation of every Instastar resident, we will introduce several kinds of wishing bottles. The larger the displacement, the faster the speed to the top of the sea Hurry up, the number of Wishing Vases is limited, please watch the opportunity and don’t miss it.”

"I want a wishing bottle!"

"I'll buy two!"

Li Yili had no doubts at all that if the Yunzhong executive officer hadn't stopped him, the high platform he was standing on would have been blown away.

"Of course, in order to prevent someone from reselling the wishing bottle, everyone who buys a wishing bottle must register with their real name, and can only buy a wishing bottle once a day, so..."

Li Yili smiled slightly.

"Those who want to buy a wishing bottle, please take off all the masks on your face and go to the tent on the right to register."

Residents of Instadasi didn't think there was anything wrong with Li Yili's request, and even took it for granted. This is a wishing bottle for wish fulfillment. If there is no restriction on purchase, they may become the unlucky ones who cannot buy it.

For a while, the residents of Instas crowded around the high platform turned their heads and rushed straight to the tent that had just been erected on Li Yili's right.

"Everyone shout slogans with me, long live the displacement!"

"Long live displacement!"

"Long live displacement!"

"Long live displacement!"

Li Yili casually threw the trumpet to Abu Rang, and walked down the high platform with a sigh of relief. Alma, who was guarding under the high platform, hesitated for a moment and then asked in a low voice behind Li Yili, "To the sea of ​​the Dead Can wishes really come true?"

"No," Li Yili raised his hand and waved it.

"Oh~ that's right."

Alma smiled and nodded, followed Li Yili out of the coast, and when she was about to approach the Yangcun building, Alma realized and grabbed Li Yili's shoulder, "Wait a minute! What are you talking about! Can't you make your wish come true? !"

"Isn't this a matter of course? If my wish can come true, why should I buy them the chance to realize their wish," Li Yili waved his hand.

Alma caught her breath, "You lied to those residents."

"You prefer to call it a salary recovery plan, don't you? They prefer to call it that way, seeing how much they love displacement," Li Yili grinned, "Secretary Alma, this is a good thing, if you tell the truth , you don't know what they're going to do."

Although Li Yili was smiling, her eyes were tired. Alma suddenly realized something, hesitated for a moment, and then changed the topic, "But what you said about fulfilling your wish is too exaggerated. There is no basis at all. Just relying on that Displacement is not convincing enough."

"Ah~ you don't have to worry about that," Li Yili raised her finger and waved left and right, "After doubts, you need to seek evidence, so you will naturally start the investigation from the records related to the Sea of ​​Dead, so Secretary Alma, if you are Insta Residents of Sri Lanka, where will you go to investigate?"

Alma blinked her eyes, raised her chin and thought for a while, then widened her eyes, "Instads Museum!"

"Correct, I will reward you for shortening your skirt by five centimeters." Li Yili raised her finger and shook it left and right, "If they go around somewhere, they will only firmly believe that there is and must exist above the sea." With power beyond their imagination."

The corner of Alma's mouth twitched, "When did you start planning?"

"Coincidence, really just a coincidence."

"The devil would believe it," Alma cursed and then straightened her face, "but what about Bishop Asawei? Your wishing bottle plan completely violates their teachings, and they will probably obstruct it."

"Ha - I'm planning to kick them out of Instas, you don't care if they are happy or not," Li Yili rolled his eyes.

"Of course I know this, but this is also a scoring situation," Alma reminded extremely seriously, "If it violates their teachings, or even has a tendency to subvert their teachings, they will use any means."

"Really? Like?"

Seeing that Li Yili still looked heartless, Alma was a little annoyed, "They will try to slander you for being polluted by evil gods, and every move is under the control of evil gods. Stars are destroyed."

"Uh...Secretary Alma."

"What's wrong?! Have you finally realized the seriousness of the problem?" Alma put her hands on her hips and muttered angrily.

"We are from the old days."

Li Yili's expression was extremely sincere.

He was sure that there was no god in this world more evil and chaotic than the old days.

Alma was silent for a while, then her eyes turned, "Of course I know this! That's why I hope you will be more cautious! Don't be found out!"

"Don't worry, I'm good at everything, but I'm very cautious." Li Yili patted Alma's shoulder with a serious expression, "Don't leave any chance. If you don't believe me, Secretary Alma, you can recall it."

Alma frowned slightly, and thought about it carefully. Although it is difficult to connect rigor with Li Yili, it seems that it is exactly as Li Yili said, there is nothing...

Alma only felt a subtle sense of gaze coming from Li Yili's back, and subconsciously Alma turned her head to look over. On the steps, there was a figure sitting on a throne that could only be described as absurd. A statue of an octopus, a bat, and a human being is facing her.

"Damn it!"

Do not make up gods: Chapter 165 Chapter 66 I am coming to Hebei Province

Chigurh noticed a change in Instastar.

Although he firmly believes that the upper part of the sea exists, he also knows that the Instas people do not believe in the existence of the upper part of the sea. He firmly tells other people that the upper part of the sea exists. Most of the above will only be laughed at severely, or simply ignored.

But today, everyone was discussing [Above the Sea] very excitedly, which puzzled Zigger, but did not prevent him from feeling happy. He even thought it was a dream, so Zigger tentatively squeezed into the Several people who were talking raised their right hands high.

"Hello—there is something above the sea!"

"Isn't that of course!"

"Yes, there must be something above the sea."

"I really hope that Yangcun Logistics can go to the sea sooner!"

There was no ridicule, no ignorance, and the few people who were communicating with each other simply nodded and sighed.

Ziggy secretly pinched his waist.

it hurts-

So it's not a dream!

"Soon! Yangcun Logistics will be able to go to the sea soon!" Zieg waved his hand vigorously.

"Of course!"

"Don't talk about it, I'm going to Yangcun Logistics to apply for a job. I heard that they are very busy recently and have a lot of orders. It would be bad if the project is delayed."

"I'll go too, but I suggest working in the Fire Elf Steelworks. If the parts of the Fire Elf Steelworks cannot be supplied, it will really delay the Yangcun logistics project."

"By the way, I heard that Austin sent people to make trouble at the Fire Elf Steel Plant in order to prevent the Fire Elf from making enough money. Let's stop watching the excitement today."

"I understand."

This kind of dialogue is not a special case. Even the defective products in the Maosai District, known as the Instas Dump, have begun to discuss this matter, even more eagerly than other districts, because whether it is the Fire Elf Steel Factory , or Yangcun Logistics does not have any hard requirements for employees, even if they are defective products, they can also be competent, but they can also use their faces to register and buy wishing bottles.

The entire Instar Dass began to show unprecedented enthusiasm, but not everyone likes this enthusiasm.

In the Instas mask factory, Cardinal Sewell, Bishop of Azavi, was listening to reports from the priests stationed in Instas about the recent commotion in Instas.

"The Fire Elf Steelworks and Yangcun Logistics have gained the upper hand. Nearly half of the residents of Instas have become employees of the Fire Elf Steelworks and Yangcun Logistics."

"In terms of funds, Yangcun Logistics has provided Fire Elf with a large number of orders, and Yangcun Logistics is solely responsible for the material transportation of Fire Elf, and because of the ongoing wishing bottle project of Yangcun Logistics, the funds in the hands of residents of Instas It is flowing back to Yangcun Logistics to achieve a closed loop."

Selvi, who was staring at the newspaper, picked up the pen and shook it.

"But as long as there's nothing wrong with the mask and the potion, it's not a big deal."

The taller priest leaned back slightly, "The mask and the potion..."

Servi raised his eyebrows and had a bad feeling. Before he could ask a question, the other priest spoke very fast as if he was rushing to get off work, "Yangcun Logistics said that if you want to buy a wishing bottle, you must register with your real name. But there are rumors that the head of the Yangcun logistics department heard the call of the drainage volume, saying that the drainage volume does not like our masks and potions, so the masks and potions prepared in the past two days have not been sold out."

The prayer room fell into deathly silence for a moment.

With a trembling right hand, Servi took off his glasses and placed them on the newspaper.

"David, Biga, and Balaam, the three of you stay, and the others go out."

The priests bowed their heads and quickly withdrew, and soon there were only three identities standing in place with oblique crosses pinned to their shoulders. The moment the prayer room door closed, Sewell erupted.

"The top of the sea? There is no top of the sea in this world! Heretics, no—cultists! The worst cultists ever!"

"Displacement? Evil! I've never seen such an evil force! These fools actually think that such an evil force can fulfill their wishes!"

"Bishop Sewell, don't worry, this is just a method used by Yangcun Logistics to make money," Seeing Sewell getting more and more agitated, Baran hurriedly bent down and said at a very fast speed while Sewell was panting.

"A means of making money?! Is this making money? This is provocation, this is blasphemy! Yangcun Logistics is using ridiculous displacement to desecrate our teachings!" Selvi waved his fingers vigorously, "You are just watching Do that!"

"My lord, Fire Elf and Yangcun Logistics are recruiting residents of Instas with extremely low thresholds and extremely high salaries. Even people from Maosai District are joining Fire Elf and Yangcun one after another," David also hastened Speeding up the speech, "Our processing plant cannot recruit residents of Instas."

"Austin! What is Austin doing! Doesn't he claim to be the master of Instas!"

"Austin is now criticizing the behavior of the fire elves," Biga bent over.

"Trash! It's all trash!"

Servi slammed the pen in his hand onto the newspaper on the table, and stood up abruptly, "I came to Instas to check the results of Bishop Asavi's experiments over the past 20 years! I'm not here to deal with the mess!"

"My lord, everything was going well at first," Balaam explained nervously seeing Selvi's terrifying look about to eat people, "It really suddenly became like this. Start talking about displacement, saying it exists above the sea.”

"waste!!!"

Selvi roared heart-piercingly, and waved his hand vigorously.

"Do you want me to teach you how to solve this kind of thing! Yangcun Logistics is a group of cultists! Their minister is the spokesperson of the evil god! Drag him to the execution platform and hang him, won't it be solved!"

David, Biga, and Balan all kept their faces tense.

Although what Selvi said is very simple, it is actually very difficult to do. It is because Yangcun Logistics is a cultist, so it is difficult for them to grasp the handle of Yangcun Logistics. Now because of the wishing bottle, the Instas people I am more willing to believe in Yangcun Logistics.

"Speak, why don't you speak!"

"Master Bishop...we are not good at it."

"Hiss—what are you all eating!" Selvi took a deep breath, and slammed his right knuckles on the table.

"Don't they want to go to the top of the sea? Then tell them that the top of the sea is where the evil gods are!"

"If anyone reaches the top of the sea, the evil gods there will be awakened and the whole world will be destroyed!"

Do not make up gods: Chapter 166 Chapter 67 This is called the center of gravity

"Are you taken aback?"

Under the gaze of Alma's astonished eyes, Li Yili bent down and picked up the statue on the steps and gestured to Alma.

"Yangcun Logistics is a professional figure, Yangcun Logistics is a cow! Is there a feeling of being stared at? In fact, the design does refer to this aspect. As long as your peripheral vision stays on this figure, ah, no, Around you, you will have a feeling that you are being stared at, in order to create an atmosphere..."