sir!don't catch the net

"Huh? What did you say just now?"

Not only Jones, but also the people around looked at Li Yili with question marks on their faces.

"Ah~ it's not important, let's talk about the issue of heaven and Shanghai," Li Yili shook the bamboo stick and walked towards the sea of ​​dead people.

Jones blinked, and most of the people put down their things and followed Li Yili to stand in front of the deep sea.

"It's not impossible to do it in the sky. The difficulty is to maintain a certain height. Even a bird flying in the sky has to fold its wings and land, but the ocean is different."

Li Yili flexed his fingers and flicked, and the slender bamboo stick flew straight out and landed on the surface of the deep sea. After a few ripples floated, the deep sea returned to calm, while the bamboo stick stuck to the surface of the deep sea. Swaying gently with the current.

Jones scratched the back of his head, and the slightly shaking bamboo stick was reflected in his three-dimensional eyes. He seemed to understand something, but it was stuck in his throat and he couldn't spit it out.

Li Yili blew a whistle, bent down and took the empty glass bottle from Jones's hand, screwed on the cap and sent it to the deep sea.

"Crack-"

"Broken."

"It was thrown and exploded."

"It was broken."

"Why is this aspect so special in physics? Obviously, the entire ocean is above the horizon," Li Yili complained and turned to look at Jones.

"To be honest, why don't you go to sea and turn into minced meat?"

Do not make up gods: Chapter 129 Chapter 30 Rather than being a slave to the absurd, it is better to become an even more absurd existence

Jones and other pirates looked at each other.

It's not that Li Yili asked any particularly difficult questions, the fact is just the opposite. The questions Li Yili asked were very simple, and they didn't know how to answer them.

Li Yili, who saw that Jones and others were entangled, thought for a while and stepped aside, "Mr. Jones, do you suggest showing your superb swimming skills?"

Jones and the others were taken aback for a moment, and just as they were about to speak, Heidi's voice came from one side.

"We haven't reached the point where we can swim freely in the ocean, so we need boats."

The pirates bent down one after another, and many pirates secretly hid the meat skewers behind their backs.

Heidi stood in front of Li Yili with her arms folded, her eyes narrowed slightly, "For those who have never been out at sea, going to sea is an extremely dangerous thing, if—"

"So when are we going to sea?" Li Yili rubbed her hands together, her eyes glowing, "Let's go now? Or do we go out after we're full?"

Heidi's breath was stagnant, and the desire to explore in Li Yili's eyes made her subconsciously turn her eyes away.

Jones looked at Li Yili, then at Heidi, and immediately raised his hand to suggest, "Why don't we start now! Just take a quick turn, anyway, the meat here is basically not roasted well, if you eat Too much, and Mr. Eli Li might vomit on board."

The other pirates immediately stopped pretending and quickly snatched the roasted meat from the grill, opened their mouths wide, gobbled the roasted meat, and then nodded vigorously to Heidi.

"How is it? Do you need a guard?" Heidi raised her chin provocatively at Li Yili.

"Huh... Al, you stay here."

Li Yili frowned slightly, and pressed his hand towards Al who wanted to say something.

"Go prepare the ransom."

Alma coughed heavily, and the pirates with their heads held high all lowered their backs with delicate expressions.

"Zig, you stay first, I'll go explore the road," Li Yili turned around, raised his hand and waved to the pirates with delicate expressions, "Go, go to sea!"

After speaking, Li Yili led the pirates swaggeringly towards the Mercury Queen under the adoring eyes of Zigger. For a while, everyone in Yangcun Logistics couldn't tell who was the owner of the Mercury Queen.

After boarding the ship, Li Yili carelessly walked to the rudder and made a gesture of invitation to Heidi. The pirates who had been worrying for fear that Li Yili would take Heidi's position carelessly let out a long sigh of relief.

"Don't be dazed! Pull up the sail! Check every line!"

Jones wiped the sweat from his brow, raised his hand and waved vigorously at the other pirates, shouting while raising his hand to slap the slow-moving pirate.

Li Yili raised his chin and looked down at the pirates running on the deck with interest.

Although pirates are not good people, it has to be said that pirates are people who have conquered the ocean. They are not afraid of the dangers on the ocean, and cheer freely and enthusiastically on the sea.

If you don't burn, kill and loot, pirates are also a desirable identity.

But he didn't see enthusiasm and freedom from the pirates on the deck. The pirates were extremely serious and tense, and there was an indescribable resistance. They didn't seem to like the ocean.

Just when Li Yili wanted to test Heidi who was already standing in front of the rudder, the deck began to shake, as if something was wriggling and squeezed from all directions, Li Yili's expression changed, and he pressed his hands heavily on the guardrail He stared at the scene in front of him in disbelief.

The wooden deck was stretched open by flesh and blood, and the tiny nerves in the reins held by the pirates stretched out like silk threads. With the heavy whale cry, the darkness pressed down from the top of Li Yili's head. Li Yili only felt that the whole mercury The Queen sank down, and the luminous sphere protruded from the gap in the deck to connect with the slender nerves. With the flow of light like an electric current, the light of the sphere began to flicker.

The corner of Li Yili's mouth twitched fiercely, and he thought of a possibility.

"That...Miss Heidi, although it's just my guess, could it be...could it be...this ship is alive? Is it a huge creature?"

"if not?"

Li Yili choked on Heidi's rhetorical question.

Li Yili patted his forehead with his hand and turned his face away.

Indeed, what else?

This world doesn't have physics at all when it should be physics, and respects physics when it shouldn't. For example, water pressure. Although it is on the horizon, who knows how many tons of sea water are actually pressing here? I heard that After a certain depth, the human finger is equivalent to crushing three tanks. Even a crystallized submarine of technology will be crushed mercilessly if it cannot maintain the balance of pressure.

But there are also creatures in the deep sea, and there are even quite a lot of species. They can perfectly adjust the pressure from the deep sea, but they can only survive at that depth for a lifetime. If they continue to go down, they will be crushed and explode, and if they continue to go up, they will explode by themselves.

Li Yili sighed for a long time. Fortunately, he is not a scientist, nor does he have much scientific research spirit.

"You have signed a contract with some kind of large fish in the deep sea, uh... or symbiosis," Li Yili pinched the bridge of his nose, "It serves as your ship to allow you to sneak in the deep sea, and you are responsible for providing Food for it?"

Heidi didn't answer Li Yili, but Heidi's eyes already showed everything.

Li Yili glanced at the luminous sphere connected to the rudder, and let out a long breath while holding his chin, "Okay, okay, you caught some kind of large fish, as long as it's alive... Anyway, it has become your boat anyway, really, am I crazy for wanting to explain this phenomenon with science, by the way, Miss Heidi is in the belly of a fish, how do you see the surrounding situation?"

"This fish will secrete a certain ingredient, and after a certain level, the body will become transparent," Heidi turned the rudder with an unchanged expression.

"Oh oh oh - it's amazing, then quickly let the Queen of Mercury secrete that ingredient!"

"From the beginning, it has already been secreted."

Heidi's voice was very soft, like a whisper from somewhere far away.

"Don't worry, soon your eyes will be able to see something in this darkness, and then your eyes will be able to adapt to this place, and after that, you will become a member of this place, just like us."

Li Yili's pupils shrank slightly, and the pirates on the deck turned their heads neatly to look in his direction at some point. Those pairs of three-dimensional eyes exuded light green light, and they looked weird with some air bubbles. Incomparably natural in the darkness, it was him who looked like an intruder.

It was quiet, it was too quiet, there had been no movement since just now, but those pirates were still motionless and didn't even blink their eyes.

Li Yili swallowed heavily, fear grew in his heart uncontrollably, and the fear that grew made everything around him horrified. If there was a san value bar, it would probably start to drop suddenly.

In the face of the absurd facts, instead of being a slave to the absurd, it is better to become an even more absurd existence, so that the absurdity I was afraid of just now becomes mediocre and ridiculous.

Li Yili exhaled and took out the rum hidden in the backpack and unscrewed the lid.

"Ton ton ton—ahem—"

Facing the dark deep sea, Li Yili wrapped his arms around Heidi's waist with his left hand, and held up the half of the rum in his hand with his right hand.

Even the freest pirate can only choose to change in silence when facing the deep sea?

Under the astonished eyes of the pirates, Li Yili raised his head.

wrong--

"Little ones! Get up!"

Even the deep sea full of unknown fears can only let free pirates carnival.

Do not make up gods: Chapter 130 Chapter 31 He is crazy, but it is madness that people yearn for

"Aha—ahahaha—"

The strong aroma of wine and the absurd laughter kept hitting the pirates' nerves.

Is Li Yili crazy?

They have indeed seen many people who went crazy on the spot facing the deep sea. As pirates, they know better than anyone how terrifying the pressure and silence from the deep sea are. There are countless pairs of eyes staring at them.

Most of those crazy people curled up in the corner with their bodies hugged and said something they couldn't understand. It is crazy to smash everything that can be seen around, shouting [nothing makes sense] [everyone has been cheated] and other crazy words, and then plunges into the deep sea and turns into a ball of shredded meat.

At first they were horrified by this, and kept blurring their memories to try to forget these people. Whether those people escaped or died, they would never have to set foot on this ocean again, and they had to bring these people's delicate memories with them. The terrified memory keeps exploring the ocean.

Afterwards, they become numb and regard this process as a kind of screening. If they cannot adapt to the silence and darkness, they will go crazy and die. If they adapt, they will experience some changes in their bodies.

They can be sure that Li Yili is indeed going crazy, but unlike the madness in their memories, Li Yili's madness does not make them feel fear and numbness, but a kind of joy and joy from the bottom of their hearts. Yearning, they are very clear why they have such absurd ideas under such absurd circumstances.

Because Li Yili's madness is challenging the rules that they have been afraid of and even compromised for a long time.

Incomparable freedom, like a real pirate.

Li Yili's icy body, which had become cold after adapting to diving in the deep sea, began to become scorching hot amidst Li Yili's shouts.

A drop of icy water fell on the back of Jones' neck, and Jones came back to his senses in shock, looking at Heidi who was dangling beside Li Yili with horror on his face.

The pirate empress Heidi Sera, who shocked many pirate groups with her ruthless bloodthirsty, hates others standing next to her when she is at the helm, let alone interfering with her sailing. The second thing Heidi hates is rum. No pirate is allowed to take rum on board.

And Li Yili is not only dangling around Heidi's waist when Heidi is sailing the boat, but also drinking rum.

But Heidi didn't show any displeasure, even if she was being dangled, she still held the rudder, as if Li Yili was the captain and she was just in charge of steering the boat.

This unusual scene made Jones feel like he was having an incredible dream. Dreaming that he was sailing was definitely a nightmare, but only this time, he even had the urge to go to a more distant place.

"Then we're really hi...?" Jones tentatively raised his hand after hesitating for a while.

"Sound travels faster in water, if it's too noisy, it will attract some troublesome guys," Heidi exhaled, "Maybe there will be a fight."

"Huh? Real pirates are afraid of this?"

Li Yili's rhetorical question was like an electric current passing through the heads of every pirate, and the heat trapped in the original genes began to release.

"Didn't you hear what Mr. Li Yili said!" Jones turned around and shook his fist vigorously, "Is your throat just for display! Get me up!"

Mops, blades, and rags were held up high, and the ugly pirates inhaled the scent of wine that filled the surrounding area. Some ran on the deck, some pulled out wooden barrels and dice to call the pirates to gamble, and some simply Grab the reins and dangle back and forth between the poles.

In the deep and terrifying undercurrent, the skeleton's pirate flag is flying against the current.

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"They just... left?"

Elma bit the skewer with a distorted expression, her ferocious expression seemed to hold someone's arm instead of the skewer.

"Damn - it smells so good!"

"Secretary Alma, it's time for us to get down to business," Al glanced at the barbecue stalls of the clouds that surrounded their position in an orderly manner, and put down the skewers in his hand.

"Eh?"

"Hey what...you don't think we're really here to play, do you?" Al complained feebly and pulled out a bunch of measuring tools from his backpack.

"No, isn't it..." Alma swallowed heavily, and the delicious barbecue in her mouth suddenly became difficult to chew, "Didn't your minister say that you are here to eat barbecue?"

"Can't we do our own job by numbing their eyeliners in Austin by eating barbecue?"

Al hung another bag containing measuring tools on Alma's arm, and Abu Jean next to him quickly wiped his mouth and opened another backpack, which also contained various measuring tools and records. pen and paper.

Alma looked around in a daze. The positions of the other clouds and the barbecue grills they placed were very subtle and scattered. It didn't look like a company came to a party at all, but different groups just came here to have dinner, but It just happened to surround the surrounding stretches of sandy beach, plus the smoke from the barbecue and the clouds walking back and forth.

It's almost impossible to confirm their movements off the beach.

And now the pirates who may betray them and tell Austin what they are doing on the Mercury Queen have been led by Li Yili to dive into the deep sea, and they will not come back for a while.

"Huh??!" I really thought I was here for a barbecue, and Alma, who spent the day rottenly, widened her eyes.

"Hurry up and measure, Secretary Alma," Alma waved at Alma, "otherwise you can't compare to Josephine."

The corner of Alma's mouth twitched, she snorted and threw the skewers in her hand aside, followed Alma and Abu Jean with her bag, because she was very upset, so Alma sneered rather rebelliously, "You can Aren't you afraid that Minister Josephine will ruin your minister's plan?"

"What if this is also in the minister's plan?" Al raised his hand and waved it without looking back.

Alma grunted unwillingly.

"Just here."

Al glanced at the lighthouse in the distance, stuck the measuring tool in his hand into the ground, and waved to Abu Rang.

"According to the minister's intention, measure more times at the same location. Be more precise. Secretary Alma will trouble you to record the data. The minister has specifically instructed you to ask Secretary Alma to give these data to Minister Josephine. , " Al turned his head to Alma and showed a bright smile, "It will be easier for Minister Josephine to pay the money."

that bastard...

Alma picked up the notebook with a half-smile, "Of course I know, this is my job, don't worry about it."