sir!don't catch the net

Abu Rang's eyes widened, and he looked at Al, who was leaning on the compartment door with his hands crossed and his chest serious, with a face full of disbelief. Seeing that Al had no intention of further explanation, he looked at Himanyor and the others next to him. Man, let out another long hey--a sound.

"Don't look at us, we only found out last night." Seaman raised his finger and pointed at his dark circles, "I didn't dare to close my eyes all night, for fear that I would be hanged to death when I opened them."

"So, so is it true!"

Abu Rang swallowed heavily, and stammered while raising his hand, "Yeah, Deputy Minister Jerobo An, he, he and the rest of his life plan to push all the responsibilities to us?"

"Otherwise, why do you think those departments that usually show their faces to us will suddenly give us the pollutants so readily?" Joel let out a long breath, "It's nothing more than thinking that the cubs of the black goat are completely useless. I want to squeeze out the last value."

"Then, let's quickly withdraw those plans! There is still a hurry!"

The impatient Abu Rang wanted to rush on the spot, but as if he had expected him to do so, Al leaned against the door of the compartment from the beginning, blocking Abu Rang's way.

"Executive!"

"Abu, calm down," Al raised his hand and patted his shoulder, "You also submitted the same plan as the dog gnawed, right?"

Abu Rang's expression froze, and he subconsciously turned his eyes away. The remaining four people also looked at the ceiling, and whistled.

"This, this..."

"Why do you think Jerobo Ann let you pass it so simply?" Al raised his finger, "Those departments have probably prepared a plan to throw the responsibility to us, so our plan It doesn't matter what it is made of, those pollutants will be transported to Guo Weidun tomorrow, and the Crusaders will probably arrive in Guo Weidun within a few days and wipe us out."

"Why is this..." Abu Rang wailed weakly, "Is there no other way?"

"Have."

Al's rather straightforward affirmation made Abu Rang and the other four people a little bit overwhelmed.

Li Yili's confident smile appeared in front of Al's eyes again. He was full of confidence for a while and straightened his waist, "Not only can we avoid being executed by the Crusaders, but we can also safely swallow the pollutants and complete the seance ceremony!"

Seaman and Joel's eyes widened, and Abu Rang couldn't hold back his exclamation.

"Really!"

For them, this is an extremely desperate situation. The Crusades will execute all of them without leaving any room. Other departments will not help them, because these departments pushed them down, Hierro Bo An, the divinely favored man, could not save them, because Jerobo An was the culprit, but Al told them that not only could they avoid being executed by the Crusades, but they could also swallow pollutants, and even complete detoxification. Divine ritual? !

"I can only say that there is a big man who can help us out, but we can't always be a drag bottle. Fortunately, that big man ignored the past and entrusted me with this very important task. No, to be precise, it is us."

Al's majestic appearance made the others stand in awe.

"In the past two days, let other people know the situation as much as possible! If you want to complete this matter, no, this mission! You need manpower!"

skirt~

Please do not blaspheme: Chapter 70

"You are..."

Li Yili raised her brows slightly, and looked Valqiu Lei up and down.

The long blond hair that always hangs down like a waterfall is pulled back seriously, revealing the snow-white neck, under the slender eyebrows, the pair of heroic eyes narrowed slightly, looking extremely arrogant, but And it can't be disgusting.

It is no longer a white dress that can be worn as a skirt, nor underwear, but a floor-length evening dress with a gradient of snow white and off-white as the base from top to bottom, and the tailoring is perfectly outlined by the master In front of the right leg, a high slit with a beautiful line extends from the edge of the skirt to the root of the thigh, revealing the white and slender legs. The golden iris jewel decoration hangs down on the snow-white Visible on the skin.

The beautiful jade feet under the skirt that should not have fallen on the ground are dangling gently with the white high-heeled sandals decorated with broken diamonds, as if they are waiting for someone to help her put them on.

Seeing Li Yili stunned in place, Valcho Lei, who was holding the black tea, snorted softly, and took a sip of the black tea gracefully.

She spent the morning in a daze. She couldn't understand why Li Yili didn't eat the meat that was served to her mouth. She was usually very active, but this morning she left her and quit, especially the disgusting desire from the heart. Vomiting eyes.

Her self-esteem and pride were shattered to the ground.

She kept reflecting, and finally came up with an answer, it must be because she was too used to Li Yili!He always acted like it was easy to get it, and if he oversells benefits, it means that he has no benefits, so Li Yili feels tired, after all, if he can't get it, he will always be in a commotion.

How about it!One of my most satisfied [battle suits]!

"Uh... Is your brain in your chest? I'm sorry, but it broke your brain," Li Yili leaned back slightly, leaning against the wall and walking slowly to the side, not intending to get close to Val Qiu at all. ·bud.

Valkyrie coughed heavily, slapped the black tea on the table vigorously, blushing, "That's your reaction! I'm super shy here! What are you doing! Come close to me! I'm very Scary!"

"Ha--I don't see you blushing when you are almost naked, why are you shy when you put on clothes?" Seeing that Val Qiu Lei is still the Val Qiu Lei in memory, Li Yili relaxed a lot, and walked slowly towards Val Qiu Lei. Lei went.

Valkyrie Lei froze for a moment, his eyes flickered, and he raised his right hand anxiously to fan his face.

Li Yili passed by Valqi Lei directly, put the things on the table, and began to fiddle with them.

A crack appeared on Valkyrie Lei's face, her dignity overcame her modest shyness.

"Li Yili! I tell you! You are very lucky today! I especially allow you to stain my clothes!"

Val Qiu Lei turned around and opened her hands to Li Yili.

"I'm counting to ten! No waiting!"

"ten!"

"Oh~ this wrench is more delicate than I imagined."

"Nine!"

"This Phillips screwdriver is not bad."

"Eight!"

The corners of Valcho Lei's eyes twitched.

"seven!"

"This carving knife...is pretty good."

"Six, six! It's already six!"

"Ah, that's right."

Li Yili, who finally finished fiddling with tools, turned to look at Valcho Lei.

Valkyrie Lei, who was about to cry, immediately puffed up her chest confidently, and waved her hand, "What posture do you want to use! Let me show you the softness of my body—"

"It doesn't matter what kind of thing it is."

Valkyrie Lei only felt that a thunderbolt hit her body, making her burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

"It's not convenient here, change to another place," Li Yili got up and tidied up his clothes.

What, just change the land, scared me to death.

Valkyrie Lei heaved a sigh of relief, and raised her hand to help her hair style.

Li Yili picked up the bag full of tools.

Val Qiu Lei's expression changed, "Hey, hey, I just allow you to get my clothes dirty, but I don't intend to play any perverted games with you."

"Don't come and pull it down."

Li Yili raised his hand and waved it, and pushed the door out with a bag in his hand.

Valkyrie Lei lingered in place for a while, then gritted her teeth and stepped on high-heeled sandals to push the door out.

"Okay! Come on!"

Two 10 minutes later.

"God, crazy..."

Under the soft sunlight, the white jade legs curled up, the snow-white skin trembled slightly, the heels of the white high-heeled sandals stepped on the bench and gently bumped back and forth, and the snow-white and tender toes curled up as if they were enduring something , sometimes open.

"Crazy! Let me saw wood when I dress like this!"

Valcho Lei kicked the bench out with his right leg, and waved the saw vigorously at Li Yili, who was crouching on the ground and tinkering with a finger-thick glass.

"Ha... didn't you often talk about [I let a guy like you touch my body, it would be better to be bitten by a dog] [If it wasn't for a comfortable life, who would want to sleep in the same bed with you]? ?” Li Yili rolled his eyes, raised his hand to tap the sound of the saw blade, and moved the saw away.

"Day, can you make love with each other for a long time!" Val Qiu Lei blushed, "Even if you don't have a good relationship, your depravity is already off the charts!"

"It's also for the comfortable life in the future." Li Yili got up, supported his waist and twisted left and right, glanced at the pocket watch hanging on the side, and exhaled, "You don't want the Crusades to come to Guo Weidun to sweep up. "

Valkyrie Lei's expression changed, "Are you sure? This is not funny at all."

"Of course I'm sure."

Li Yili tilted his head, and showed a bright smile at Valcho Lei.

"Because I was the one who reported it. If the Crusaders are agile enough, they will arrive at Guo Weidun in four days."

The saw smacked to the ground.

Val Qiu Lei walked up to Li Yili with trembling hands, grabbed Li Yili's neck, and shook her back and forth forcefully.

"Ah-ah-ah!!! What the hell have you done! What you promised will ensure that I will eat, drink and have fun for the next 70 years!"

"Calm down, calm down, believe me, between you and spending the next 70 years in Guo Weidun, I will definitely choose the latter," Li Yili raised his finger and bent towards Val Qiu Lei.

Val Qiu Lei's face trembled for a while, not knowing whether to continue pinching Li Yili's neck or let go.

"If you understand, hurry up and continue working. If this matter can be accomplished, we will have a perfect ending."

Valkyrie Lei curled her lips, bent down to pick up the saw, and muttered unwillingly, "Everyone is blessed to share, you don't want to kick me away and enjoy it for yourself."

"I know, I know."

"Don't be so reluctant, okay! You don't suffer! I allow you to stain my expensive clothes!"

Please do not blaspheme: Chapter 71 Chapter 70 Miss Shabu, it's a pity that you don't use three rounds with your legs

"Phew—the treasured sword is not old..."

Li Yili wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the [device] in front of him, and nodded contentedly with his hands on his hips.

"As expected of me."

"Hey! Most of the parts are made by me, okay! You are just in charge of assembling!"

Still wearing an evening gown, Valcho Lei waved the saw in Li Yili's hand and complained unwillingly.

"Okay, okay, the next step is the most important part." Li Yili threw away the Phillips screwdriver in his hand, and handed the speaker connected to the device to Val Qiu Lei, showing a gentle smile, "Please release it for a while." Get out of your own nature and say some nasty things in the most bitch tone, ah, just to catch those licking dogs."

"..."

"Hey, just now, did you reveal your true nature?" Valkyrie Lei's eyes twitched wildly, "Let's say it first, I'm not that kind of person!"

"Really?" Li Yili frowned, looked at the big house not far away, and then at Val Qiu Lei, with clear eyes, "Why do I feel that you are super good at catching dogs, um... I feel You also like to have a group of people who don’t want anything, just want you to take a look at them, and they circle around you all day long, paying for your various behaviors.”

Valkyrie Lei's mouth twitched fiercely, "You know that I can't do that kind of thing."

"But you'd love to have such a thing if you could."

"Yes, that's right," Valkyrie Lei snatched the trumpet from Li Yili's hand, glanced at the thimble next to the round glass, and couldn't help muttering, "Is this really okay? The sound is recorded or something, and it’s not a magic conch, so I can’t understand it at all.”

"Ha... do you understand physics?" Li Yili raised his hand and patted his forehead, "I would like to ask, why do you take it for granted that a conch can record a large segment of sound? The principle?!"

"Because it's an inheritance," Valcho Lei said with an expression of [Did you break your head], "By the way, where's your calling conch? Why haven't you used it before?"

Li Yili folded her arms around her chest, and after a long silence, she turned her head away, "I'm not SpongeBob SquarePants."

"what?"

"It doesn't matter what this kind of thing is." Li Yili raised his hand and waved, "Hurry up and record it. After the recording, I have to go to the Guoweidun Temple to arrange these."

"Okay, okay," Valkyrie Lei held the horn, pursed her lips, and looked at Li Yili after a long time of deliberation, "Lick the dog and die, what do you think?"

"No, the best way to make Jerobo An unstoppable is to keep increasing the pressure while making him feel entertained." Li Yili tilted his head after thinking for a while with his chin raised, "For example, at the level of the opposite sex In fact, I don't hate you, if you can be more excellent, I might think about that, as for what this excellence refers to, understand."

"Oh--"

Val Qiu Lei suddenly realized, and made an ok gesture to Li Yili.

"I understand when you say that, then have you considered the sound issue, dog licking or something... You should know your goddess well, vomit... It's quite disgusting to think about it."

"You don't have to worry about it," Li Yili shrugged his shoulders, "The accuracy of this thing is not that high, and the Guoweidun Temple is not that quiet, the more blurred it is, the more effective it is, Jerobo An can figure it out by himself, I think He's self-aware that he's just a lick dog that's going to be dumped."

"Wow - you are really terrible as a human being."

Valkyrie Lei thought for a moment, then turned to face Li Yili with the trumpet in hand.

"What are you doing?" Li Yili looked wary.

"Looking for a feeling," Valgi Lei blinked, his eyes were extremely clear, "it's better to show your acting skills to one person."

The corner of Li Yili's eyes twitched fiercely, "I'm going to say it first, don't try to brainwash me into your licking dog, it's impossible for a wolf to be called a dog in a few words."

"Tsk—"

"What are you talking about? I just want to earnestly complete what you asked me to do."