Who made me a peerless genius

"Hmph..." Xiao Tianhuang's expression was stern, and the veins on his forehead were twitching. It could be seen that he was quite angry. body, make him look good!"

"Forget it, forget it." Zang Feixing said a few words of reassurance, "We have our own affairs in mind, so we don't care about him."

The three of them continued to move forward, and Zang Feixing approached Ming Zongyi and whispered: "Do you understand?"

"I don't understand." Ming Zongyi shook his head, and responded: "It's normal to be targeted by a bag thief. I've been targeted before, but this bag thief doesn't have eyesight. Obviously, our outfit is nothing People in martial arts with money, in this line of work, logically speaking, they shouldn’t look for someone like us who has no money and is difficult to mess with, that’s just a little bit wrong.”

"If only this was the case..."

Zang Feixing hadn't finished speaking, only heard the sound of hurried footsteps not far away, the three of them heard the prestige and looked, it was a woman with heavy make-up, who could barely be counted as pretty, was running away with delicate steps, followed by Several sturdy men yelled something like, 'It's only natural to pay debts', 'Your father has already sold you to our boss! ', and strive to use the shortest language to let the surrounding melon eaters understand the general context of the story.

In the eyes of Ming Zongyi, "Isn't this fucking purely treating people like fools?" and Zang Feixing's eyes, "I'm going to trouble you", this woman with heavy make-up has a clear goal and slams headfirst into Xiao Tianhuang's arms without hesitation. inside!

"Fuck!"

"I fucking knew..."

Ming Zongyi and Zang Feixing showed completely different reactions, while Xiao Tianhuang's expression was always stern. If you look carefully, you will find that the veins on his forehead are bulging, and he can't help but want to play a set full of anger. up.

But this non-professional extortion group seems to have not realized this. The woman with heavy make-up showed her immature acting skills, and there was a hint of pleading in her voice, and said between her throats:

"Master Tietou, it's not a little girl, I don't want to repay the debt, it's just that the little girl already has her own heart, and she has to marry him in this life, can you give me a few more days..."

There were more blue veins on Xiao Tianhuang's forehead.

Ming Zongyi and Zang Feixing whispered in the team voice.

"The acting is really bad."

"Fourth senior brother's clothes are covered in powder, it's disgusting..."

"I want you to give me a few more days, dreaming!" A tall, inch-cut man stood up among the chasing soldiers, and said with a sneer, "Since the boy over there belongs to you, it's easy to say, as long as you take Pay the money, and this matter will be over!"

Zang Feixing continued to whisper.

"I thought it was a plot, at least let this woman cry to Tianhuang a few times, but in the end, she found a reason to grab it. Nowadays, the punks are getting less and less interested in this industry..."

Ming Zongyi's focus is different.

"Damn it...there is something wrong with fourth senior brother, it's fine if this woman just came to bump into me and take advantage of me, but this group of people actually said in front of me that fourth senior brother is a jerk, are they all blind? "

———The man's desire to win and lose broke out in a strange place.

Brothers and brothers were watching the play with sarcastic remarks in the back, but Xiao Tianhuang's patience has reached the limit here.

"Heh, heh, heh, you want money, right..."

He slowly grasped the weapon at his waist, and a red light flashed in his eyes with terrifying murderous intent.

"I'd like to see how many lives you have... Mmmmm!"

Zang Feixing flashed behind Xiao Tianhuang, covered his mouth and at the same time wrapped his other hand around his sword-drawn hand, it can be said that he was invisible to a strong enemy and beat his teammate No.1.

"Forget it, fourth junior brother, leave this to the younger junior brother to handle."

Chapter 9 Robbery Professional Account

Regarding this low-level gang, Ming Zongyi has a lot to criticize.

This clumsy modus operandi, this rubbish and exaggerated acting skills, and not even a plot, logically speaking, it should be for women to attack Xiao Tianhuang and make him willing to pay, but in the end, the other party went straight to the robbery after a few words stage, this is like an AV that is clearly advertised as the main plot, but the hero and heroine meet for five seconds and start fighting. It will inevitably make the audience feel cheated.

Ming Zongyi endured all of these, the only thing he couldn't bear was...

Boyfriend? !

Are you fucking blind?Can't you tell who is the little boy?Obviously it should be my Ming Zongyi!

With a lot of anger, Ming Zongyi took a step forward, and said with a fake smile: "We don't know this woman, she is blind and mistaken."

This sentence is a bit of a personal grievance, and it is a pun.

"It's not up to you whether you're blind or not..." The strong man took a step forward, he didn't have any acting skills, and he wanted to rob him in the street. Just as he was about to take a step forward to meet Ming Zongyi head-on, A little brother beside him came over.

"Boss, they seem to be very difficult to mess with. Look at that man, he has a knife."

Only then did the strong man's eyes fall on Xiao Tianhuang's waist... The scabbard was dark gold in color, exuding an unsophisticated aura invisibly, it did not look like an ordinary soldier.

——He immediately retreated in his heart, and secretly scolded the woman for not having eyes, why did she choose such a ruthless role.

Under normal circumstances, those who wear swords may not necessarily be people from the Jianghu, but those who wear swords and wear strong clothes, ninety-nine out of ten will not be able to run away.

【"Why did you suddenly choose such a ruthless character..."】

The strong man is puzzled, but he is not too timid. He is backed by the Lengyue Gang and is the godson of the second leader of the Lengyue Gang. The younger sister of the leader of the Lengyue Gang is also the wife of the leader of the Universal Alliance. Well, the Four Seas Gang is one of the forces under the Longzhou giant bandit, and even the Longzhou giant bandit is just a member of a giant.

These are all my confidence!Hit me one!They will all die for me and you!

——Of course this is impossible.

In this line of work, if you encounter a ruthless character, you have to be cowardly, otherwise you won't live long.

Obviously Ming Zongyi is a ruthless character. He quickly taught these young people a lesson. If he had enough time, he might consider sending them to the Yamen. Unfortunately, he couldn't spare the time now, so he had to give up.

......

Later, along the way, they encountered the brainless second generation galloping on the street and carrying Xiao Tianhuang's creation, and the second brainless second generation who wanted to rob them when they were shopping, and wanted to act aggressive in front of the beauties. So I don't know why Xiao Tianhuang was selected as the brainless second generation of pretentious material...

In less than a day, Ming Zongyi felt that he had lived a more exciting life than his first half of his life. If it wasn't for the lack of time, he felt that he could at least pretend to be ten pussies today.

When the three of them returned to the inn, Ming Zongyi was exhausted physically and mentally. He had to believe that there was indeed some kind of extraordinary power in the world, so he sighed: "Senior Brother... If you really want to go out, let's go together."

"You're stupid." Zang Feixing said squintingly: "We two went out to act, that is, he and Senior Gu Ran stayed in the inn and waited. If trouble came to the door, Linzhi County would be exposed directly, so ah, we have to It's the two of you going out to attract hatred and avoid Linzhi County being exposed, this is a good plan."

Ming Zongyi was taken aback.

"This trouble can still take the initiative to come to the door?"

"...don't know, would you like to test it?"

"No, but why didn't I stay in the inn with Senior Gu, and you go out with Fourth Senior Brother. Obviously going out with Fourth Senior Brother is a troublesome job."

"Guess I'll hit him with someone else."

"See me bright!"

"Just kidding! I'm kidding!"

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The Wenjiang River runs through Longzhou, Xingzhou, and Qizhou, with a total length of more than 2000 kilometers. Except for the turbulent water flow during the flood season, it shows a stable state at other times.

Most of its surroundings are famous mountains and rivers, and there are few city ferries, so there are few merchant ships coming and going, but literati and scholars who visit famous mountains and rivers are often seen.

Ming Zongyi and his party came to Wenjiang after a long journey for several days. They naturally planned to take the waterway, and it was impossible to cross the two states with a pair of meaty legs—it was possible to remove Linzhi County, but it was very difficult. Put effort and time into it.

The four bought a small boat, and spent most of the day remodeling and expanding it, and added a canopy to completely block Linzhi County. They had time to breathe a sigh of relief when they got into the water.

In the past few days, they have been walking in the deep mountains and old forests. When necessary, they even have to climb cliffs, cross swamps, carry corpses to lakes, and shuttle dangerous bridges. ——Although the threat from the giant bandits in Longzhou has not been eliminated, it is finally possible to fight wits and courage with those possible witnesses. Many times, the four of them felt that they could not go so far, but in the end they did not Dominated by luck.

......

"watch out!"

Zang Feixing held a harpoon in his hand, with sharp eyes and quick hands, he forked up a plump weed carp in an instant, and threw it to Ming Zongyi.

Wild grass carp, wild grass crab, and wild grass shrimp are common names among the people. Their common characteristics are that they are very productive, adaptable, and can live anywhere, so the price is as cheap as weeds, hence the name.

Xiao Tianhuang laid a fireproof barrier on one side, and put an iron pot on it... Although they brought a lot of dry food, they still wanted to eat something warm. These days are worse than those in Taixuanmen. It’s a lot of bitterness, but now I finally have the opportunity to see some meaty fish. The wild grass carp is delicious and has a very light fishy smell. Even without seasoning, it is still a delicious food.

After eating and drinking enough, I finally have some thoughts about traveling in the mountains and rivers. The Wenjiang River is surrounded by famous mountains and rivers. At that time, the Tibetan Taizu went down by boat and wrote [-] poems. Absolutely.

However, there are also many problems here.

There are no city ferries around the Wenjiang River, and there are not many merchant ships. Without merchant ships, the imperial court is naturally too lazy to maintain order, and those who have spare money to travel around the mountains and rivers probably have a few sons on them. In other words, this place is very attractive to robbers, although Young masters who say that they have leisure time to travel around the mountains and rivers will also invite some bodyguard masters to protect themselves, but it doesn't always work.

Just like now.

After making a turn, Ming Zongyi saw two boats connecting in front of him. On the more luxurious boat, many well-dressed sons kneeled neatly in a row, gagged and tightly tied, There are also quite a few strong men with bruised noses and swollen faces beside them. They seem to be escorts who have been invited. I don't know if the price is expensive or not. I don't think their skills are very good.

The boy kneeling at the front was handsome, with an unlovable face, he seemed to hear the sound of the boat rowing, subconsciously raised his head, and met Ming Zongyi's eyes.

It was Yun Tianji.

Encounter an old friend in a foreign land

When he saw Ming Zongyi, he was overjoyed immediately, his eyes twinkled, and he almost wrote "good brother, come and save me" written on his face.

Ming Zongyi looked at him with a gentle smile, then picked up the oars with his backhand, sailed against the current, backed up quickly, and disappeared in a flash!

"Don't go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

———Unfortunately, because something was stuffed in his mouth, all he could say was a bunch of meaningless 'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'.

Chapter 10 Official ships

"Be honest! We only want money... Li's second son! Put your hands down! Don't touch women, are you fucking courting death!"

Perhaps because he noticed the abnormality on Yun Tianji's side, a robber came over and gave a few words of warning. He glanced around, but found no trace of other ships, and didn't take Yun Tianji's abnormality to heart at the moment.

A group of robbers went to the ship and began to search for valuables in the ship, while the other group began to touch the purses and jewelry on the literati and refined scholars. The guy Zong Yi met was much taller.

"No no no no no!"

When it was Yun Tianji's turn, he was resisted to the death.Although Yun Tianji was tied tightly, he still turned into a maggot, twisting his body crazily.

"Be honest!" The annoyed robber yelled sharply, "Don't die!"

"Bah!" Yun Tianji spat out the foreign matter in his mouth and cried, "Brothers and sisters, please forgive me, it's not that I won't give it to you, the situation on my side is really difficult, I am running away from home! There is a My fiancée who weighs 360 jin is waiting for me, if I run out of money, I can only go back in despair, and I won’t be able to get out after this time!”

The robbers around suddenly showed wonderful expressions, and someone whispered: "I only heard that women are forced to marry, and this man is forced to marry... Three hundred and six, true or false .”

"You're stupid!" The leader of the robbers flew over with a slap, "Three hundred and six, it's more important to raise a pig than that. You can believe this kind of nonsense!"

Before he finished speaking, his expression suddenly became vigilant, he turned around abruptly, and at the same time shouted sharply: "What..."

In the end, the word "herringbone" could not be uttered, and Ming Zongyi, who sneaked into the boat from the water, punched out with his backhand, fast and urgent, carrying a small amount of shocking internal energy, and punching down, the robber leader felt a burst of shock. Feeling dizzy for a while, his legs softened, and he fell to his knees naturally.

At the same time, Xiao Tianhuang and Zang Feixing also shot together with Ming Zongyi, they suddenly rushed out with extraordinary speed, almost instantly defeated the rest of the robbers who remained on the deck.

At that time, Ming Zongyi suddenly sailed against the current, not to avoid the gang of robbers, but to find time to make a surprise attack. The three of them dived into the water and quietly went ashore to surprise the gang of robbers who didn't have any decent martial arts skills. Take it easy.

"Well done, you've done well!" Yun Tianji was overjoyed, his whole body was like a fish out of water, he flopped again, "Brother, come and let me go."

Ming Zongyi turned his head, with a gentle smile on his face.

"I heard... you have to go back when you have no money?"

"......Eh?"

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Ming Zongyi's martial arts skills these days are not in vain, this group of robbers are not some gangsters, and they have no hostages in their hands, so they were quickly taken down by the three of their brothers and tied up tightly.

Now it can be said that Feng Shui has taken turns. Yun Tianji squatted in front of the robber leader with a serious expression, and said slowly in a cctv announcer's tone with a sense of the times: "360 Jin, that is not a distant legend, she It's by everyone's side, if you haven't met it, it's just that someone is carrying the burden for you..."

"Do you want to be this guy?"

Ming Zongyi's voice came from one side. After dealing with the gang of robbers, he took the time to change his clothes. When he came to the deck, he happened to see Yun Tianji torturing the leader of the robbers here, and smiled immediately: "It seems that the last time you met the master, it was a similar scene."

Yun Tianji looked serious, and said: "First, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, I don't want to be that person at all, your previous joke was scary, don't play it again in the future, second, I don't know why, I feel He is very popular with thieves, and this is the third time since he left home."

"In this case, why don't you go home and inherit the family business?"

"...Why do you ask knowingly?" Yun Tianji sighed and stood up, "Thank you very much this time, although this group of people only rob money but not kill, but in my situation, it is not as good as killing life." There is no difference."

Ming Zongyi smiled and said, "Express?"

"Okay, then I can only reluctantly offer up my childhood sweetheart, the plump Miss Qianjin..."

"It's really kindness and revenge... By the way, did you just say three hundred and six? I didn't hear clearly underwater."

"Yes... how dare I go back like this? If I go back, I will die!" Yun Tianji's expression was heavy, Ming Zongyi really let the sky fly, he couldn't say it.

During the conversation between the two, Xiao Tianhuang and Zang Feixing, who had changed their clothes, also came over, Xiao Tianhuang still had that indifferent look, and Zang Feixing was smiling all over his face, holding a money bag in his hand, The owner of the ship was very grateful to him. After Zang Feixing hinted that he was a layman, he was not ambiguous at all, and immediately offered a sum of money. It was the first time that this poor dog, Zang Feixing, had seen so many people since he came to Taixuanmen. Money, now smiling, can't be hidden.

When Yun Tianji first came to Taixuan Mountain, he also had a relationship with these two people, but they were not familiar with each other after all, so he nodded slightly after meeting, which was regarded as a greeting.

"How to deal with these strong men?" Zang Feixing said: "The captain invited us to go with him...but this is impossible. If we go together, they will not be able to cause any troubles and send these people away." It’s okay to stay on the boat and wait to be brought to the Yamen, but it’s not convenient for us, and those bodyguards have lost the trust of the captain, so this group of strong men will be a bit difficult to deal with.”

Because of the existence of Linzhi County, Ming Zongyi and his party will not go with anyone.

Xiao Tianhuang's gaze was fixed, he opened his mouth coldly, and slightly drew out the long knife at his waist.

"In my opinion, it's better to teach them a lesson they will never forget..."