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An Zhenzhen said: "It seems that my sister did something to make her angry when she went to wake her up in the morning."

Qin Minwan understood immediately.Jiang Huiyuan just broke Song Enfei's seal the day before yesterday, and then Song Enfei put a new seal on her with Qin Minwei's help.

Thanks to the assistance of the power of the Eight Fiends, the two of them completed the ceremony this time.But Concubine Song Enfei was still drained of energy, so that she has been sleepy for the past two days.

Jiang Huiyuan probably went to play morning attack again.The renter can't guard against her at all now, and she doesn't know why she has been taken advantage of, so she wants to use such a terrifying killing move like scissor kicks.

Look, Jiang Huiyuan's neck has been stretched for a while, and God knows how many sections of her cervical vertebrae are broken.

"Zombies are so nice, you'll be fine this way." An Zhenzhen watched enviously from the side.

Qin Minwei immediately stopped her dangerous thought: "Don't, turning into a zombie will be shameful, and you have to suck blood. If you accidentally drink blood that you are allergic to, you will be sick for half a month. What's more important is..."

Speaking of this, Qin Minsheng paused for a while.An Zhenzhen immediately listened cooperatively.

"... Zombies will go through menopause, and unless you have frozen eggs, you will never be a mother again."

Qin Minwan originally wanted to scare An Zhenzhen, but after hearing this, An Zhenzhen showed surprise: "Menopause!? That's great! Wow, those few days every month are really uncomfortable. Cheng Zombie can even solve this problem! It's amazing!"

Qin Minyu: "..."

She began to wonder if she was too old, and there was a generation gap with a 16-year-old child.

[I am obviously still a tender and tender post-95, is post-00 already so terrifying now? 】

On the floor, Concubine Song En, who was clamping Jiang Huiyuan's neck and was about to teach this idiot zombie a lesson, suddenly relaxed.

Jiang Huiyuan hurriedly escaped, straightened her head with both hands, twisted her neck and began to adjust the position of her cervical spine: "Oh, I almost thought I was going to hang up."

Concubine Song En didn't care about her, she stood up and stared at the gate: "Someone has passed the barrier."

"Who is it?" Qin Minsheng asked.

"I don't know, but I feel very strong." Since An Zhenzhen and Flavia sneaked in one after another, Concubine Song Enfei specially strengthened the enchantment of Xiliang Yaozhuang, and even borrowed Qin Minyu's mother goddess and the power of Thor.

It can be said that as long as the strength does not surpass Concubine Song Enfei, she basically needs her permission to enter.

But this time, the uninvited guest went straight through the barrier without being hindered at all. Obviously, his strength was terrifying.

It may even be...

"Eight evils." Qin Min murmured about this title, only thinking that he might really become a magnet for eight evils recently, why did he encounter them every two days.

Ding-dong-

The doorbell rang, and it seemed that the person who came was quite polite.

Concubine Song En couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, she didn't just come here to make trouble.

"Here we come." She went to open the door, and 0.4 seconds later, she pulled the door back with a bang.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Huiyuan asked curiously.

Concubine Song Enfei's expression was as if she had eaten dark food: "Here comes a debt collector."

After finishing speaking, she took a few deep breaths, and then opened the door again: "You are here."

"Why did you close the door just now?" There was a clear and clear child's voice at the door, and it seemed to be a girl.

Jiang Huiyuan's eyes lit up, and she hurried over: "Who's here?"

However, when she looked past Concubine Song En and saw the visitor outside the door, her expression darkened immediately.

She did see a white and tender little loli.The cute one, if it were normal, she might be happy to pick her up and play with her.

But this loli is a bit of a problem, because she is holding an equally white and tender little fragrant pig in her arms.

Loli+pig, isn't this Nima the two incarnations of the Snow Emperor who she set on fire after drinking the day before yesterday!

The avatar is not the body, as long as the Snow Emperor's body is not destroyed, his avatar can be resurrected indefinitely, and at most he will pay a small price.

The little Lolita and the little fragrant pig in front of her were obviously not the two she burned that day, they were both newly resurrected.

"What are you doing! Are you here to seek revenge on my old lady and my old man?" Jiang Huiyuan pulled Qin Minyu to block her in front of her, poked her head out from behind and shouted, "Come here! Whoever is afraid of whom!"

Now she has just been sealed, she is basically a war scum, and needs to use Qin Minwei for tactical defense.

"I'm not here to look for you, Master Tsing Yi," Little Lolita said, "I'm here to complete the deal."

In the second half of the sentence, she looked at Concubine Song En and said it.

The charter woman sighed: "Forget it, let's talk about it after you come in first."

Little Lolita Snow Emperor nodded, and put on the slippers that Concubine Song Enfei handed over.

Jiang Huiyuan took the opportunity to lean over and asked Concubine Song En in a low voice: "What deal do you have with her? Could it be PY, oops..."

Before she finished speaking, Song Enfei put an elbow on her Tanzhong acupoint, and she fell to the ground in pain, unable to speak.

After little loli entered, Qin Minwei subconsciously looked out the door.

"What are you looking at?" Little Lolita asked her.

Qin Min said honestly: "Don't you have ten incarnations? How about eight more?"

"My ten incarnations can only be displayed at once in the special space of the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of my hand. In this world, it is already the limit for me to maintain two incarnations at the same time."

"So that's how it is." Qin Min understood clearly.

Little Loli asked her suddenly: "Do you want to meet my other avatars?"

Qin Minsheng nodded immediately.Her curiosity has always been strong.

Seeing this, little Lolita transformed, and the little fragrant pig in her hand fell to the ground at the same time. The two turned into two balls of white light, and after a while of twisting, two completely different images appeared.

One has a bald head that looks like it's been painted gold, and the other is a white horse.

Jiang Huiyuan was shocked when she saw this: "Fuck! Turn your fighting spirit into a horse!"

Chapter 196 Chapter 191 Skr

The tenth incarnation of Vishnu, Kargi, is indeed a white horse, and in mythology, he can also achieve the show operation of "I ride myself".

But what Jiang Huiyuan didn't expect was that this horse...it stood upright.

Oh my god, a horse stands just like a person. Fortunately, it is not an ordinary tall horse. It can only stand up to two meters, otherwise the chandelier on the ceiling would be knocked down by it.

What's even more frightening is that this guy still has a big gold chain hanging around his neck, a pair of pixel sunglasses on his horse's nose, and a pair of sexy pink beach pants under his crotch are even more eye-catching because they are so tight.

I saw the white horse's two front hooves in a strange posture like arms, and at the same time tilted the horse's head and said quickly: "Hey, what kind of vindictive horse? I don't understand your words! Please call me handsome white horse!"

"Ok?"

At this time, a big "?" popped up in the hearts of all the girls in Xiliang Yaozhuang almost at the same time.

Song Enfei: "What is this guy talking about? Why does it sound weird?"

Qin Minwei whispered: "I think it might want to rhyme, just like the recent variety show 'This Is Rapp'."

"Lapu... Lapu?" Concubine Song Enfei didn't understand at all, "But it doesn't rhyme, doesn't it just have the word horse at the end of every sentence? What kind of rhyme is it? And the horse in the second sentence is obviously added forcibly, right?" ? I almost thought it was the same mouth fetish as those cute girls with meow at the end of the sentence, but it doesn’t look cute like this? Instead, it feels a little disgusting.”

Although the voices of the two people were small, they were so close after all, that almost everyone in the room could hear them clearly.

Jiang Huiyuan stood up and pulled Concubine Song Enfei's hand: "Hey, charterer, don't talk about it, it hurts my heart, I almost cried if I didn't see her."

Concubine Song En and Qin Minwei hurriedly looked at the white horse, and there were indeed tears glistening in the black eyes of the horse.

"Damn it!" Concubine Song En was startled, and hurriedly said, "I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, I don't know anything about Lapp, I'm just a layman."

The white horse rubbed his eyes with its hooves, and said in a rap-like manner again: "I didn't cry, it's because the wind is too strong in this house, don't underestimate the horse, I'm a bad horse!"

After talking four paragraphs in a row, it probably felt good about itself, and after thinking about it, it added: "Skr..."

Inside the villa, the air was suddenly quiet.

The word embarrassment almost condensed into substance in the air.

Both Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei were embarrassed to complain, but the sincere Qin Minwei couldn't hold back after all: "It's too windy, an excuse that kids can't use now, and such raps will be eliminated in auditions. .”

Baima was shocked when he heard the words, as if he had been petrified.

After all, Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud "puchi" almost at the same time.

"Ming, don't talk too much, at least they added a Skr, so it should be no problem to be on TV, hahaha," Jiang Huiyuan covered her mouth and couldn't hold back her laughter, "And maybe it can become Buzzword oh, haha."

Everyone vaguely heard a few "clicks, clicks", that is the sound of the white horse's heart breaking... If the animation effect can be made, then the white horse at this time must have been shattered after being petrified.

"All right, all right," finally the charter woman took control of the situation, "I'm here as a guest, so I'll give them some face."

Jiang Huiyuan: "Skr, Skr...hahaha, I laughed at Skr, I'm sorry, I can't help it, hahahaha..."

The more she laughed, the more exaggerated she was, until she rolled on the ground with her stomach in her arms.

Maybe it was because the heart was pierced too hard, Baima finally couldn't take it anymore, and shouted in a rap way: "I don't know art! I don't have a clue in my heart! The horse didn't cry in anger! You are just an old woman !"

After finishing speaking, it paused again, probably unable to think of a rhyme, so it added: "Skr!"

"Old woman?" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback, and her face sank immediately, "How dare you say I'm old?! Charterer, don't stop me! I'm going to cook a roasted whole horse today!"

Concubine Song En folded her hands on her chest, stood aside and said, "I didn't stop you, just go ahead."

"..." Jiang Huiyuan hesitated for a moment, and said to the white horse, "Let you go today!"

The white horse wanted to say something more, but the bald head painted with gold paint finally spoke: "Can we talk about business? I really want to sleep, let's finish this quickly."

The white horse was a little reconciled, and the bald man with golden lacquer pushed it again: "Also, why don't you wear a pair of looser pants? Your whip has stood out very clearly since just now."

Baima looked down, and there was indeed a very obvious bulge on his swimming trunks, and the size was clearly displayed.

It looked down at its swimming trunks in a daze, not knowing what it was thinking.

On the other hand, Jiang Huiyuan was severely stabbed in the heart.

[Damn it!Originally, I also had such a big dragon!Why should a stupid horse have it and I don't? 】

Concubine Song En immediately noticed something was wrong with her: "What are you thinking?"

"Charter, I actually just had an idea for a short comic. Have you read "Jade Futuan" written by Li Yu in the Qing Dynasty, in which the male protagonist cuts a horsewhip and transplants it on himself. I think this idea is quite good. "

Saying that, Jiang Huiyuan glanced at the white horse with malicious intentions.The latter only felt a cold in his crotch, as if he was in danger of losing his children and grandchildren, so his whole body twitched and turned into white light, switching to the incarnation of Narosinha with the head of a lion and the body of a lion.

"Huh? Why me?" Na Luo Xinha felt his heart tremble when he saw so many people surrounding him, and hurriedly got under the table.

An Zhenzhen poured tea and came over, and when she saw this, she took a cup to her under the table.Xiaoguai felt that it was novel, and also got under the table to observe Luo Xinha.

Jin Qinan and Song Enfei sat down facing each other, while Jiang Huiyuan and Qin Minwei were on the other side.

"So, what exactly is the deal?"

The golden lacquered man glanced at Concubine Song En: "Go ahead, I'm too lazy to speak."

Concubine Song En rolled her eyes and said to Jiang Huiyuan: "I found him that day and asked him clearly the purpose of coming to Xiakong City this time. He said that he came to find someone, so I reached an agreement with him. He looks for someone, he puts away the Buddha Kingdom in his palm and does not do unnecessary things."

Qin Minwan asked: "Looking for someone, who are you looking for?"

The golden lacquered man still didn't intend to move his mouth, Song Enfei said: "It's one of his incarnations. Snow Emperor has ten incarnations. Although they are one body, each incarnation has a different personality, but he accidentally lost it many years ago. An incarnation, after searching for a long time, he was finally convinced that that incarnation was in Xiakong City, so he used the Buddha Kingdom in his palm to pull in all the evolutionaries in Xiakong City, hoping to find that incarnation."

Chapter 197 Chapter 192 Half Man Half Fish

"Damn it! Can you still lose yourself with a fine score?" Jiang Huiyuan was dumbfounded, what kind of show operation is this?

Concubine Song En looked at the golden lacquered man, thinking that this time he should be the one to explain, right?As a result, a certain Lord Shakyamuni didn't want to talk, and lay down on the sofa very salty.

Concubine Song En, who once again proved that the eight vicious people have a lot of brains, had no choice but to explain for him: "He has explained this before, saying that although his avatar can be resurrected infinitely, it didn't just appear out of thin air. His first The avatar had a glitch the last time it was revived, and it was lost."

"So what's the fault?" Qin Minsheng asked curiously.

Concubine Song Enfei shook her head: "He didn't say anything, otherwise we'd better ask him."

As she spoke, she looked at Narosinha who was hiding under the table.

The lion monster with a beautiful head on its head is drinking tea at this time, but probably because it is a cat, it accidentally burned its tongue, and it is sticking out its tongue at this time.

Noticing that everyone was surprised at Na Luo Xinha who was looking at him, he quickly shrank his head.The white light on her body resurfaced again, this time it turned into the little loli who just entered the door.

"Tsk," little Lolita clicked impatiently, "it's really useless."

[Is this scolding yourself? ] Jiang Huiyuan suddenly thought.

Little Lolita got out from under the table, came to sit next to the golden lacquered man, and then began to explain.