Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Cui Rui stopped talking, what else could he do to his parents like this?

At this time, Cui Yue took his wife's hand again, and said to her, "Come on, let's watch together."

"What?" Mrs. Li leaned forward curiously.

A few minutes later: "Hehehe."

This time, two pigs came out together.

This cartoon by Jiang Huiyuan is called Selling Abductions.Needless to say, the original author is the absolute king of the 21st Century Spring Festival Gala, Uncle Benshan.

But since he wants to draw manga, Jiang Huiyuan must change it.

He first changed the big flicker couple into Azhu Azi sisters.A'Zhu's fans have been calling for a resurrection, so she simply let A'Zhu meet everyone again in this form.

But it's not interesting to just draw the Babu of Heaven and Dragon, so she simply changed Dior's character design and turned it into an honest baker.

The general plot has not been changed, only a little detail has been changed.

For example, when it comes to selling sleeping pills for insomnia, I draw a white blood cell, and when I buy horses and sell saddles, I draw Qiao Feng.

After watching "Selling Abductees", Cui Yue and his wife laughed like crazy.

"What's so funny?" Cui Rui leaned over to take a look, and found that there was a watermark of the cartoonist Yuan in the corner of the picture, and suddenly realized that his father paid as much attention to teacher Yuan Yuan as he did.

He immediately turned on his phone to check Jiang Huiyuan's Weibo, and then finished watching "Selling Abductees" in one go, laughing until his stomach cramped.

"No, such excessive things must be posted in the group." As a result, when he entered the group, he found that every group had already been posted.

"Have these people been single for 30 years? Are they so fast?"

……

Cui Rui's family was not the only ones who were amused by this short cartoon.Soon, "Selling Abductees" spread.

The audience of this kind of skit suitable for all ages is quite scary...

Chapter 119 Chapter 115 Bigger than you? (seeking subscription)

At the beginning of the new year, everyone is busy.Graphic novels and everything, are the lowest time period.But "Selling Abductees" unexpectedly became popular on Weibo and Moments, which many people did not expect.

The story is short so it can be read in one go.After reading it, those who understand the stalk will naturally understand some of the jokes, and those who don't know the stalk can fully appreciate their own fun from the story.

Not long after Jiang Huiyuan sent out this short comic, she received a call from editor Gou Lei from the editorial department.

"Editor Gou, happy new year."

"Happy New Year, Teacher Yuanyuan, just call me the editor," Gou Lei said on the other end of the phone, "Actually, I'm calling to find you."

"Is something wrong? Are you still going to work on the first day of the new year?" Jiang Huiyuan couldn't help but sigh, the social animals are so pitiful.

"Actually it's like this..."

Gou Lei briefly explained the situation. It turned out that Jiang Huiyuan's comics were seen by a sketch actor on Xiakong City TV Station.This sketch actor is very famous, he is the kind who has attended the Spring Festival Gala. This time Xiakong TV invited him to participate in the Lantern Festival Gala. He had already prepared a program.

But after reading Jiang Huiyuan's comics, he temporarily changed his mind, hoping to perform "Selling Abductees".For this reason, he contacted Lei Pu's editorial department, and then Gou Lei contacted Jiang Huiyuan.

"Okay, no problem." Jiang Huiyuan is now eager to sell a wave of copyright.After losing the money for that boat, she is now so poor that she wants to gnaw on the bark of a tree. This actor paid 10 yuan for the copyright directly, and she has no reason not to agree.

After discussing the general matters with Gou Lei, Jiang Huiyuan handed over the matter to the editorial department.Coincidentally, Concubine Song En came over at this time and saw her lying on the sofa like a salted fish, with her legs still on the coffee table, she couldn't help but said: "People are coming soon, you should go back to your room and stay, or don't be so muddy." .”

"Are you talking about a man or a woman?" Jiang Huiyuan suddenly thought of something, "It's my limit to let your brother in, but I won't let other men in."

Concubine Song En looked at her strangely: "Aren't Hellite and Snolly Ayer also men? I haven't seen you yet, why do you have any objections?"

"Isn't there nothing I can do about that boy, Ai Er? Hey, why don't you give it a try?" Jiang Huiyuan spread her hands, "As for Hellite, I treat him like a dog, and the male dog is still talking about it." within the acceptable range."

Concubine Song En only felt that she had nothing to say.It's really pitiful that the majestic European wolf king was actually treated as a dog by her.

"Don't worry, all I lead are female soldiers."

"Is it a girl!?" Jiang Huiyuan suddenly became interested, "Is it beautiful? Are you big breasts?"

All of a sudden, she thought of those overlord flowers, military flowers, police flowers and the like in TV dramas. That was sexy.

"Yeah," Song Enfei nodded, "They're all older than me anyway."

"Older than you?" Jiang Huiyuan asked in surprise.

The charter woman's breasts are not small, and the ones with horns are bigger than hers. Isn't that a meat bomb?

"Hey~"

Ding-dong-

The doorbell rang, and Concubine Song En hurried over to open the door.

"Come on, come on."

As soon as the door was opened, Jiang Huiyuan heard a neat "Happy New Year, Instructor" in the living room.

As expected of being a soldier, this roar was full of energy.

Then...Jiang Huiyuan saw four "sisters" who were about the same height as her walked in in a row.

The reason why they put quotation marks on the girl papers is because when they entered the room and took off their coats, they revealed a pair of arms like Billy Herrington. The muscles, lines, and arms were thicker than Jiang Huiyuan's thighs!

Naturally, the most eye-catching thing was their breasts. The renter wasn't lying, they were all bigger than her.But where is the cushion, it's just a few pieces of granite!

The hard ones can't be called tits at all, they are muscles!

"I..." Jiang Huiyuan could only feel a mouthful of old blood pouring out, this is really fucking hot.

The four female soldiers were still very restrained when they entered the door. They just stood there and didn't sit down.Seeing this, Concubine Song En said to them: "Just sit down casually, you're welcome, the guy on the sofa is my roommate, don't bother with her."

"Yes!"

Sure enough, they were soldiers, and the four answered as if they were one person, so neat.

Jiang Huiyuan looked at them curiously, and suddenly found that although they seemed to be sitting on chairs, they were actually squatting, and their buttocks were still a little distance away from the stool without touching them at all.

"Hey, aren't you tired?" Jiang Huiyuan couldn't help asking.

One of the female soldiers replied, "I'm used to it, I'm not tired."

Jiang Huiyuan asked again: "Did she ask you to do this?"

"Yes, over the years we have been following the instructions of our instructors and taking every moment to exercise our muscles."

"Muscle?" Jiang Huiyuan subconsciously glanced at Song Enfei who was in the kitchen. This guy can't train his muscles, so he gave this set of amway to others?

"Ask, how many people did she bring with her back then? Is everyone as muscular as you?"

The female soldier said: "Of course, we have a total of 30 people in the platoon, all of whom are active under the guidance of the instructor and devote themselves to muscle training. Only muscles are everything."

With that said, they also showed off their biceps.This scene can be said to be quite philosophical.

Jiang Huiyuan opened her mouth wide, unable to speak in surprise.

How did the charter woman do it?These people seem to have been brainwashed by a cult.Are these muscles so scary?

"Come, drink tea," Song Enfei walked over with a tray in her hand, "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Huiyuan quickly grabbed her and asked, "Hey, are you a devil? How did you make him look like that?"

"How beautiful is this?" Song Enfei disapproved, "The lines of the muscles, the hard texture, don't you think it's beautiful?"

As she spoke, she touched the arm of a female soldier, her eyes full of envy: "If only I could develop such muscles."

"Don't! You mustn't be too hard on it!" Jiang Huiyuan shuddered at the thought of the charter woman's head full of muscles.

That's horrible!

Concubine Song En ignored her, turned to the group of female soldiers and said, "Since I'm here, let me try your skills and come to the courtyard."

The water in the swimming pool was not drained and it is now frozen.But the ice layer is not too thick, and it is easy to break if you are not careful.

On such an ice layer, Concubine Song En started a duel with four female soldiers.

"Ah——" Looking at their hard-charging style of fighting, Jiang Huiyuan only felt that these people seemed to have stepped out of a JOJO comic.

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Chapter 120 Chapter 116 Song Shuheng's Bizarre Adventure (Subscribe)

"Oh, I'm ashamed to look at it." Jiang Huiyuan covered her eyes, feeling a pain in the ass, why is the charter woman so obsessed with muscles and instant noodles?

Ding-dong-

At this moment, the doorbell rang again, and Jiang Huiyuan reluctantly got off the sofa to open the door: "Who is it?"

When the door opened, no one saw it.

"Damn it." She was about to close the door, but found that the door could not be closed.

"Fuck! Could there really be ghosts!?" Jiang Huiyuan jumped back in fright, and looked around nervously, "I, I am a god, and I am not afraid of ghosts."

She said so, but in fact she panicked a lot.

"Uh~ I'm here~" At this moment, a ghost-like moan came, and Jiang Huiyuan jumped to the ceiling in fright.

"Wow! What the hell?"

"On the ground..." Finally, two more words came, and Jiang Huiyuan realized that someone seemed to be buried in the snowdrift on the ground at the door.

She lit a fire from the air to melt the snow, revealing a figure covered in a mess.

"Ah! Fire! Fire!" cried the man, jumping up from the ground, and rolling in the snow.

"Uh, I'm sorry," Jiang Huiyuan stuck out her tongue, "I accidentally used too much force."

She hurriedly put the fire back, otherwise, just relying on rolling in the snow like this, her fire would not be extinguished.

Take a closer look, isn't this guy Song Shuheng?

After the fire finally went out, Song Shuheng was even more miserable. He reached out for someone to help him, but Jiang Huiyuan obviously didn't intend to touch him.

Standing in the porch, she asked him, "Hey, why are you creeping under the snowdrifts to scare people?"

"I'm not, I'm not." Song Shuheng said in a voice that was almost whimpering.

"Xiaoguai." Seeing how pitiful he was, Jiang Huiyuan called Xiaoguai and asked Xiaoguai to control the newly melted snow water and hang Song Shuheng into the house, and then gave him some hot water.

"Drink more hot water." Jiang Huiyuan said with a smile.

She felt that this was already very gentle.

Song Shuheng drank the water, and suddenly tears flowed out.

"Hey, you're a big man, why are you crying? Do you cry when something big happens?" Jiang Huiyuan asked him, "After the two of us left last night, what happened to you?"

Hearing her question, Song Shuheng cried even more violently. The half-day experience was simply a nightmare, and it was full of tears when he said it.

"After you left me, she and I were left to stay on the back of the whale. The Indian Ocean was so big that I couldn't cross the sea with a sword, so I felt very unlucky, but she told me it didn't matter, saying that she was very grateful to me for saving me. If you marry her, you must make a promise with your body."

"You...you won't agree, right?" Jiang Huiyuan's facial expression became extremely horrified, as if she had watched a horror movie.

Song Shuheng looked away embarrassedly: "Who, who made her look so good-looking."

"Damn it! You're a real drop of beer!" Jiang Huiyuan gave him a thumbs up in admiration, "Young man, this is fiercer than Hida."

"What is a Gundam?"

"Uh, the car brand is similar to Rolls-Royce," Jiang Huiyuan asked, "You are not the kind of person who dreamed of being a hero to save the beauty when you were young, and then you finally encountered a similar scene and thought you were the protagonist. Accepting the beauty's confession with confidence, the kind of stunned young man who has never considered the trap at all?"

"No, no." Song Shuheng said with a guilty conscience, looking away again.

【Poor child, whose love do you think you are accepting?It's the love of a broom star. 】

"Okay," Jiang Huiyuan asked with a hint of schadenfreude, "Then what happened next?"

"Later? I thought we were going to be floating on the sea for a while, but I didn't expect to be lucky and met a passing cruise ship."

Song Shuheng began to recall.

The chance of encountering a ship in the vast sea is not high. At that time, he felt that he had won the lottery, so he hurriedly asked the cruise ship for help.

The two said that their small fishing boat was destroyed by a whale. Anyway, there was evidence, and they easily gained the trust of the people on board.