Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

This is a lifesaver... After 10 minutes, Song Shuheng really wanted to slap himself for thinking like this.

After Bernadette entered the kitchen, she took a pot filled with water, put it on the stove and boiled it over low heat, and then put the cut ingredients into it one by one.

At first, Song Shuheng was surprised that a gringo could make a big Northeast stew?As a result, he saw a scene that left him dumbfounded.

Bernadette took a spoon and stirred the pot, and at the same time began to chant a curse... She was actually reciting a curse!

Mom!

It was only then that Song Shuheng remembered that Bernadette's title seemed to be the "King of Witches". Her so-called specialty, could it be witches refining medicine?

"￥%@#￥..." After a series of incantations with unknown meanings, the originally clear water suddenly began to turn purple, and strange bubbles appeared.

This is thanks to the fact that there are no frogs in the kitchen, otherwise if another toad leg hatches, it will look exactly like the one drawn in the cartoon.

Song Shuheng tried to ask: "What are you doing?"

"Chicken stewed mushrooms," Bernadette said, "I just searched online."

"Yes, but we didn't buy chicken and mushrooms today?" Song Shuheng was already trembling.

"It's okay," Bernadette said, "I researched a set of formulas. By refining these eight ingredients, pork, green pepper, and butter, you can get a substance similar to chicken. You see."

Song Shuheng saw that green smoke had started to come out of the pot. Can this still be eaten?

He suddenly discovered that the person in front of him seemed to be a dark cook no less than his sister.This is the rhythm of escaping from the tiger's mouth and entering the wolf's den.

He wanted to ask for help, but Jiang Huiyuan didn't pay attention to the situation here in order to stabilize Concubine Song En.Snolly El's side will not have any doubts about her own people.

[It's over. ] Song Shuheng experienced despair.Xiliang Yaozhuang is really a scary place.

Bernadette was busy from the morning until three o'clock in the afternoon, during which time Jiang Huiyuan and the others were bored and played mahjong in the living room.

Mahjong has been popular in the rotten country for more than a hundred years, and Hellite and Snolly Ayer can both know it naturally.

When the time was almost up, Bernadette and Song Shuheng brought up all the prepared dishes.

Bernadette also proudly introduced to everyone: "I have cooked some local dishes, and some hometown dishes, such as this chicken stewed with mushrooms, pork stewed with vermicelli, pork ribs stewed with tofu..."

"Oh, oh, the appearance is quite good." Jiang Huiyuan looked at a table of dishes that were similar to the photos on the recipe in surprise, and felt that it was very wise to let Bernadette cook.

Concubine Song En noticed something strange about her younger brother: "What's wrong with your eyelids? Why are you twitching all the time?"

"No, nothing." Song Shuheng groaned inwardly.Don't be fooled by appearances! 1 minute ago, these things were all purple, green and smoking weird things!

It's a pity that no one can appreciate the look in his eyes.

Jiang Huiyuan pointed to the dishes that had arrived and asked Bernadette: "What is this?"

"This is the special dish of my hometown, looking up to the starry sky pie!" (It exists in reality, not uniquely created by "Spirit Sword Mountain")

The corners of Jiang Huiyuan's mouth trembled: "Yuan, so there really is such a thing."

Concubine Song En was puzzled at this time: "But I remember I bought a big fish today. Where did these small fish heads come from?"

Song Shuheng was overjoyed when he heard the words: [Sister!You finally found your blind spot!oh!Praise Sanqing! 】

Bernadette said: "I made it with flour."

"Oh, then you're pretty good." Concubine Song En didn't ask anymore.

The smile that just appeared on Song Shuheng's face gradually disappeared.

[Eat, eat, anyway, there are two bad guys, a wolf king, and the same dark cook, your bodies must be resistant, it’s okay to eat, anyway, I don’t eat, even if you jump from the outside, fall down Even if I fell to death or starved to death, I would not eat. 】

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Jiang Huiyuan, as the head of the family (self-appointed), naturally wants to move the first chopsticks.She tried desperately to look up at the starry sky in the legend, but after chewing a few times, her eyes suddenly widened, just like those fish heads.

"Wow, this tastes pretty good." Jiang Huiyuan praised Bernadette.

"It's my honor." Bernadette responded with a very polite smile.

"Huh?" Song Shuheng patted his ears, feeling that there was something wrong with his hearing.

Concubine Song Enfei was a little unconvinced, and tried to scoop up a spoonful of stewed chicken with mushrooms.

Seeing how this dish was formed with his own eyes, Song Shuheng's heart was raised in his throat. Seeing Concubine Song Enfei start to chew, he didn't know what kind of result he was expecting to see.

"Hmm..." Concubine Song Enfei was somewhat reluctant, but she still admitted, "It's quite delicious."

【How can it be! ? ] Song Shuheng couldn't believe it.

When the whole world is abnormal, you have to think about whether it is possible that the abnormal one is actually yourself.

Song Shuheng had such an idea now.

He picked up the chopsticks, tremblingly picked up a piece of Stargazing Pie and put it in his mouth.

Then... "Oh, mom! It smells so good!"

How can it be?Why is the dish so delicious when it is obviously made in such a weird way?

Song Shuheng couldn't stop.

[Sure enough, it's not the world that's wrong, it's me. 】

When he thought so, he didn't see the evil smile on Jiang Huiyuan's face.

Didn't you see that Snolly El and Hellett didn't touch the spoon from the beginning to the end?

The dishes are delicious, but the taste doesn't change the fact that they're dark.If you only eat a little, you can survive with the physique of an evolutionary, but if you eat too much...

Snapped!

Song Shuheng rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth and fell off the chair.

Concubine Song En seemed to have expected it a long time ago: "Hmph, little traitor, I made you dislike my sister's food."

"What happened to him?" Bernadette wondered.

"It's okay, he just went to bed early to keep the New Year's Eve." Jiang Huiyuan fooled casually.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Bernadette asked them.

"I'm a blood sucker, just look at these dishes and feast your eyes." Jiang Huiyuan said as she took out the blood bag wrapped in jelly.

Concubine Song En said: "I'm losing weight." She took out a cucumber and gnawed it.

Bernadette looked at Hellett and Snorri El again.The former suddenly got up and ran into the yard: "Ah! I saw the moon, and I suddenly wanted to howl, leave me alone, you guys eat first."

"Where does the moon come from in broad daylight?"

"Oh, I read it wrong, it's actually the sun, but it's about the same, woo woo..."

As for Snolly Al, he took out a box of yogurt and sucked it up: "I'm full of chocolate."

……

"Ah! Fish! What a big fish! Ouch—" Song Shuheng woke up suddenly. Just now in his dream, he saw a shark with tiger pattern bite off his leg.

"Huh? What happened just now? Why is it dark?" He felt as if he had forgotten something, but when he thought about it, he got a headache and couldn't remember it.

He looked outside the house, and five people were setting off fireworks in the yard.Of course, fireworks must be banned in a big city like Xiakong City, so what they set off was actually the flashing charm drawn by Concubine Song Enfei.

There is no noise, no air pollution, but gorgeous flowers of light bloom in the sky.

This talisman was originally created by Concubine Song En, she was the only one who knew it in the entire Song family.Since she was a child, she liked to engage in these "crazy ways". She was an outlier in the family, and her grades were also low. She was looked down upon by everyone.

Song Shuheng's thoughts suddenly drifted away, and suddenly, he saw Jiang Huiyuan's hand quietly climbed onto Song Enfei's buttocks, as if he wanted to hold her in his arms.Then...Concubine Song Enfei suddenly punched Jiang Huiyuan to the ground.

"Oh, charter lady, I really don't want to eat your tofu, I just want to post a Weibo on New Year's Eve to wish fans a New Year." Jiang Huiyuan pretended to be pitiful and cute.

"Who told you to act so obscenely." Song Enfei hesitated for a while, and took a photo with her.

Jiang Huiyuan posted a photo of the two on Weibo with the text: Happy New Year everyone, we will give you a New Year gift on the first day of the new year, I hope you will like it.

Then she changed her account again and logged into the Weibo of "Tsing Yi Yeast": "Have you watched the New Year's Festival? My work will be published soon."

Jiang Huiyuan's song is placed at the back, which belongs to the finale.

In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala of the main TV station has become more and more hot. On the contrary, the special Spring Festival Gala of various local TV stations is in full swing, and online activities such as the New Year's greetings at Station B are even more sought after by young people.

There are a lot of viewers at the New Year's Festival, and the barrage is densely packed, so there is no gap to see the video content.

……

Xie Gen and Su Qianqian's family of five did not watch the Spring Festival Gala this year as usual, but watched the New Year's greetings festival by watching the computer.After all, Su Qianqian is a well-known UP at station B, and her works are also featured in the New Year's greeting festival.

But this year, what the couple are looking forward to is the song of Tsing Yi Yeast. Station B kept it a secret in advance. Until now, the show is about to start, and I only saw a video of a 3D character's New Year's greeting speech. I don't know anything about the content of the work except for the title of the song.

"What kind of song does the godmother sing?"

What Xie Gen thought was, if this song was good, he would buy it and use it as a promotional song for the game.

What Su Qianqian thought was that she might be able to steal a hand.

Of their three children, the two younger ones were already asleep, and only Xie Yan was held in her mother's arms, looking at the computer screen with great interest.

Finally, the Tsing Yi Yeast program is here.

Not only their family, countless fans of Yeast in Tsing Yi and even passers-by who are not fans are looking forward to what kind of work this will be.

However, different from what was expected, Yeast Tsing Yi, who used to sing in 3D characters, turned into 2D this time.

Before everyone woke up from the sudden dimensionality reduction blow, the fast-paced prelude began to sound.

"On the road Gongzhou met a tiger and a bear

500 years ago a mad

Teng Xiao is Monkey King again

......"

The title of the song is "Nine Nine 81".

As the four great classics, "Journey to the West" has always been the most well-known classic.

When it comes to "Journey to the West", it is natural to think of all kinds of 81 difficulties.

The lyrics of this song describe the whole process from the beginning of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace until finally meeting the Tathagata.

The title of the song is Nine Nine 81. This is the most amazing song in the bilibili New Year's greetings festival that year. The passionate style of the song is very popular among middle school teenagers, and the single product released afterwards has more than 600 million hits.

Jiang Huiyuan had made up her mind to sing this song when she first heard that she was going to participate in the New Year's Festival.

Chapter 108 Chapter 105 Hangover

Before the appearance of "Black Pineapple", "Nine Nine 81" has always been the fastest song among V's Chinese songs to reach legend.Before it, this record was held by "Ordinary Disco".

In the Spring Festival in 2016, "Nine Nine 81" could be seen everywhere in the bilibili cover area, with male voices, female voices, lyrical voices, accelerated voices, and even a chorus of several false voice masters.And as long as anyone who sings on the level can get a good number of hits.

Even, after a year and a half, bilibili IP-based this song, intending to launch a so-called "learning from scriptures plan".Regardless of whether it is successful or not, a song can develop an IP, which shows how popular this song was back then.

And such a song appeared on station B in another world, what was the result?

Its popularity even exceeded Jiang Huiyuan's expectations.Maybe Song Enfei and Qin Minwei's paintings are too beautiful, or maybe this style of music is the favorite of young people nowadays. In short, relying on this song, Jiang Huiyuan's number of fans successfully exceeded 200 million during the Spring Festival. Among the few giants in station B.

In addition to the fact that the cover singing craze is more ferocious than another world, the official of Station B also contacted Jiang Huiyuan after seeing this series of situations.Coincidentally, this side actually plans to work with Jiang Huiyuan to develop the remaining value of this song.

Jiang Huiyuan didn't come back for a while, she was busy eating supper with everyone.

Because of the Chinese New Year, the charterer was very generous once, and took out a box of blood packs for her to drink to her heart's content.

Jiang Huiyuan was overjoyed.

"Did you know?" Snolly El said, "I used to see the Impaler mix blood into wine, it is said that it can make the blood more delicious."

"Really?" Jiang Huiyuan tried it, and found that the taste was quite different from the previous one.

It's as if pure royal jelly is too greasy to eat directly, but after mixing it with water, it tastes just right.

Moreover, she discovered a very important point... After mixing with wine, 1 pack of blood becomes 5 packs of blood wine.

This is 5 times the happiness!

"Haha, Mr. Piercing is really a genius!" Jiang Huiyuan couldn't help but praise the eight murderers in the United States.

Feeling like getting rich overnight, Jiang Huiyuan drank blood wine to her heart's content.Drinking and drinking...she was broken.