Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Concubine Song Enfei said: "My rental information has been specially processed. Ordinary people can't see it. Since you can see it, it means that you are not ordinary. It's just that you haven't discovered it yet."

"Huh?" Qin Minwei was dumbfounded, "You mean... I'm not human?"

"It's not like that," Song Enfei said, "I mean, you may be a monster, you may be an alien, or you may be a normal human with superpowers like me."

"Ah... You can't be considered a normal human being anymore." Qin Minwei subconsciously complained.

This made Song Enfei very embarrassed, and forcibly changed the subject: "In short! You don't need to be afraid. No one will hurt you here. In fact, I heard that you worked with Jiang Huiyuan for a few days. Do you think she is that kind of person?" An aggressive monster? No, she is at best a salted fish, the kind that has been salted for thousands of years."

"But...but the knife on her back..." Qin Minwei still hesitated.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Jiang Huiyuan looked behind, "I just accidentally fell in the kitchen and knocked over the knife holder. The knife fell and just stuck in it. It wasn't someone going to kill me."

"What are you doing in the kitchen so late?" Song Enfei keenly noticed the blind spot, "Did you steal my tomatoes again?"

"No, it was Sakura who did it." Jiang Huiyuan pointed at Sakura Mia who was still lying on the sofa retching, and decisively sold a wave of teammates.

The drunken Sakura Mia scratched Yourong's chest, took out a tomato, and said in a daze, "Hmm~ the heart removal operation is complete, take it to freeze."

As he said that, he threw the tomato casually, and rolled into the middle of Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei.

Concubine Song En looked down at Tomato: "If you believe in you, there will be ghosts, just wait for me!"

Jiang Huiyuan stuck out her tongue, expressing that she was not afraid of power.

Qin Minyu said again: "I was sleeping before, and I was woken up by a burst of cold."

"Oh, it must have been done by Xiaoguai," Jiang Huiyuan said, "When you weren't here, she liked to sneak into the house from your room. Today you suddenly moved in and closed the window. I guess she just wanted to Let me open a window."

Concubine Song Enfei looked at the water stains on the floor and said with a sneer, "This guy must have been hiding in the swimming pool for a long time, do you think he won't have to pay the rent?"

The little boy lying on the ground still pretended to be cool with his immature voice: "I don't want money."

"If you don't have any money, you will pay!" Concubine Song Enfei sneered, "Aren't you a wolf, if you go and catch a wild boar or a blind bear, it will be enough to cover your rent for a year."

"I am like a pigeon killer, I only kill people."

"Then how many people have you killed?"

"...In the future, there will be."

"Ah~~~" Song Enfei sighed, and said to Qin Min, "Look at this room, a drunkard, a primary school student, and an idiot zombie, finally came here, a normal person like you who can eat with me , don't go, okay?"

As she said that, she also used the wink to show cuteness that she had sealed since she graduated from high school.

Before Qin Minwei could speak, Jiang Huiyuan behind her couldn't help but said, "You are so coquettish~ You are still acting cute like others when you are old."

"roll!"

Concubine Song Enfei habitually wanted to draw Jiang Huiyuan, but this time she had the shield of Qin Minwei, so she couldn't help it.

However, is the charter wife so easy to get along with?

"Jiang Huiyuan, tomorrow Saturday, you don't need to go to kindergarten, so you can go to the fan exhibition with me."

"Ah!!! I finally have a weekend, so I don't want to go out! I will die in the sun!" Jiang Huiyuan immediately cried out.

However, Concubine Song Enfei was not moved at all: "This doujinshi was originally created by the two of us together. Don't you go to the truth? And you think you have the right to refuse? Remember what I said last time when you stole my tomatoes ?"

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly turned pale with shock: "Don't! Everything else is easy to talk about, just let the rent increase! I will starve to death!"

"You're a zombie, you're a dead yarn."

Jiang Huiyuan whispered to Qin Minyu: "See, this is the face of capitalists. How cruel it is to ask me to go out to participate in comic exhibitions in broad daylight like a zombie."

Qin Minyu: "..." She no longer knew where to complain.

Concubine Song En said that she was abnormal and might be a monster, which confused her.Before today, she thought that monsters were just legends, but now that it suddenly came out, how could she accept it?

She's out of her mind.

After struggling again and again, Qin Minwei did not move out of Xiliang Yaozhuang after all.

First of all, she felt that with her ordinary abilities, she would not be able to escape by herself if she was entangled by monsters. It would be even worse if she angered the monsters.

Secondly, because of what Concubine Song Enfei said, she thought what if it was true?What if you are a monster, an alien or a person with superpowers?She wants to satisfy her curiosity.

Thirdly, and most importantly... She has a big heart, and thinks that these monsters look quite harmless, and where else can she find a villa with a monthly rent of 1000 and such good conditions?

Early the next morning, when she woke up and went downstairs, she found that only Sakura Mia was still lying on the sofa.No one seemed to remember to carry her back to her room last night.

There was still Jiang Huiyuan's blood on the kitchen floor, and she wiped it off with a few napkins.After wiping, she suddenly wanted to complain: "Can't Sister Jiang eat her own blood? It's a pity to have such a large amount of bleeding, and I don't know if she still has a big aunt. Will she be able to drink it during those days every month?" Increased appetite?"

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Chapter 10 Chapter 10

When Qin Minwan was wondering whether Jiang Huiyuan had an aunt, Jiang Huiyuan had already been dragged by Song Enfei to the venue of the fan exhibition.

It is said that it is a venue, but it is actually a rented lobby on the first floor of a building, and then several areas are separated by tables.

"This scale is on the same level as our kindergarten open day." Jiang Huiyuan sat on a chair and muttered.She held the little darling in her arms, like holding a doll.

Concubine Song En gave her a blank look: "Why don't you compare Tang Cheng Yipin's private kindergarten with this place? Don't talk nonsense, I called you here for you to watch? Hurry up and get up!"

"The sun is too big, I'm suffering from heat stroke," Jiang Huiyuan hugged the little loli in her arms, and rubbed against her. "In this materialistic world, people are impetuous. Only little loli still has a trace of coolness."

Concubine Song En looked up at the cloudy sky outside the door, resisted the urge to take out the money sword from under her skirt, and uttered a powerful spell: "Rent."

Jiang Huiyuan stood up with a whoosh, and put the little loli on the chair: "I am suddenly full of energy, hurry up, hurry up!"

Because she didn't have much confidence in Jiang Huiyuan's creativity, Song Enfei only printed 50 fanfictions this time.In her prediction, this fan exhibition can sell 10 copies to reach the goal, and 20 copies is a big success.

She can give away the remaining 30 copies for various reasons.

However, when the exhibition officially started, she found that she was wrong.

She...is still too naive.

Although the venue of this fan exhibition is not big, there are quite a few A Zhais who came to participate.However, people came and went, and no one stopped in front of their booth!

Jiang Huiyuan didn't care, anyway, she was wearing a down jacket and a sunglasses mask to suck loli there.Concubine Song En had a gloomy expression on her face, she wanted to shout a few times, but she was really too embarrassed to speak.

An hour later, she said to Jiang Huiyuan with some disappointment: "Am I really not suitable for this job?"

"How to say?" Jiang Huiyuan turned to look at her, and found that she was really disappointed.

"I have been hitting a wall during this time. No matter how stupid I am, I should recognize the reality. No matter how beautiful the dream is, the reality will not change. I may not be able to become a cartoonist at all," she said here, sighing again, "My only value is probably to go back and inherit my father's tens of billions of family business."

Jiang Huiyuan rolled her eyes, she was so lost in the front, why did you make a sharp turn in the end?

"Who says you can't be a cartoonist?" Jiang Huiyuan said suddenly, "As my woman, can you be more confident?"

"When did I become your woman?"

"Is this the point? I want you to be more confident now," Jiang Huiyuan pointed to her head, "I think you have a problem with your thinking. If no one buys something, it must be because of quality problems? The smell of wine is also afraid The alley is deep, look at your signboard."

"What's the problem?" Concubine Song Enfei looked at the publicity board she had made all day yesterday, on which she wrote in detail the type and idea of ​​this work, and even fabricated three short stories.

"I think it's perfect?"

"Perfect pudding! Let me sum it up for you, just four words 'too long to read', you should feed this sign to the dogs." Jiang Huiyuan complained mercilessly.

Concubine Song En felt a little wronged: "But didn't you tell me not to draw those?"

"I told you not to paint Wumi, who told you not to sell benefits?" Jiang Huiyuan handed her the little loli in her hand, "Take it and put it on the table to attract money."

"That's all right?" Concubine Song En took Xiaoguai suspiciously, this is not a cat, how can she attract money?

Jiang Huiyuan said: "If you have time to iron your chicken coop, and then take off the glasses at the bottom of the wine bottle, and put on a sweater with an open back, how can you use her?"

Concubine Song Enfei would tie her hair up when she was at home, so it didn't look like much, but she likes to let her hair down when she goes out. The whole hairstyle is like instant noodles sprinkled on her head. The face value will also be erased.

Hearing what Jiang Huiyuan said, Concubine Song Enfei was not happy at the time: "Hey! You can say anything else, but if you insult my hairstyle again, believe it or not, I'm in a hurry with you!"

"Okay, okay, charter a woman's beer, the afro is the best in the world, okay?" Jiang Huiyuan didn't want to tangle with her on the hairstyle.

According to Concubine Song herself, this hairstyle and glasses are all imitated by the cartoonist "Fog Seeker" she admired most when she was a child.

"I'll remember first, if I can't sell it, I'll settle the score with you." Concubine Song En hugged Xiaoguai and was about to put her on the table as a beckoning cat.

"Come on, shake your right hand."

Xiaoguai emphasized: "I, like a pigeon killer, don't know how to make money."

"Okay, okay, can't I give you a rent reduction?" Song Enfei said.

Xiaoguai immediately waved his right hand like a beckoning cat.

Nine of the ten fat houses are lolicons, and the remaining one is copper smelting.Such an exquisite little loli was placed on the table as a lucky cat, which naturally immediately attracted several passing fat houses.

One of them stepped forward bravely, and in order to conceal his purpose, he specifically asked Concubine Song En: "Can you take a look at your doujinshi?"

"Please take a look." Seeing the first customer coming to the door, Concubine Song Enfei was overjoyed, and quickly handed over a book with both hands.

Fei Zhai originally wanted to use the excuse of reading the book to secretly look at Little Lolita, but when he opened it, he couldn't help but focus his eyes on the painting.

"Eh?" He was taken aback. If he read it correctly, this booth should be selling fanfic copies of "Interstellar Tyrant", right?

"Interstellar Tyrant" is also called "Interstellar Gay Guy" by those who do things well. There are no more than one female character in the book, and the only one who can be called a beauty is the Empress. But these two styles suddenly appeared in front of him. What happened to the very different beauties?

Take a closer look, damn it, these two sisters turned out to be "Xihe" and "Wangshu"!

【I am not wrong, right? 】He rubbed his eyes subconsciously, how can he care about the little loli in three dimensions at this time, look at the paper figure in front of him, this figure, this appearance...

He couldn't help turning another page, and sure enough, there were two girls again!The style is different this time!

[Who designed this dress?Is it too sexy?There are even height measurements... Is this data changed based on the data in the book? 】

The more he watched, the more fascinated he became, and he turned 15 pages without knowing it, and came to the follow-up small theater.

Although the girls in front are very sexy, they are just illustrations at best. After watching the small theater, he suddenly felt that all the girls in front came alive.

It turns out that there can be such love between warships...

Chapter 11 Chapter 11

"How much is this book?"

"Ah?!" Song Enfei was startled, she didn't expect to decide to buy it so soon, she reacted a little weakly, "Actually..."

She originally wanted to say, "Actually, you are the first customer, and I can give you a 9% discount, so I will charge you 27 yuan." Although there are only 20 pages, only 50 copies were printed, and they were full-color, so the cost was quite high. of.

Normally, a full-color comic magazine with dozens of pages only costs 10 yuan, and she didn't feel embarrassed to pay too much.

As a result, before he finished speaking, the fat man said: "70!? It's so cheap, here it is, I want 10 copies!"

He pulled out 7 red ones from his wallet in one breath, and then swished away 10 doujinshis including his own.

Song Enfei looked at the 700 yuan in her hand and was a little dumbfounded: "I haven't finished yet."

Jiang Huiyuan came up and said with a smile: "How is it? The money in the fat house is easy to make?"

Concubine Song En was a little excited: "I have been a cartoonist for more than half a year, and I finally made money!"

"Don't rush to be happy, there's more to come." Jiang Huiyuan patted her, and pointed to a few otaku who approached.

Lolita's fortune-seeking technique is so terrifying.

The 50 copies of the book were sold out quickly, and some of the guys who were found sold out by Amway suddenly beat their chests and regretted it.

And Concubine Song En, who had already closed the stall, smiled like a fool with 3500 yuan.

"Divide the money," Jiang Huiyuan urged, "As one of the original creators, I have half of the money."

Xiaoguai also extended his hand.

Concubine Song Enfei glanced at Jiang Huiyuan, and then gave her 500.As for Xiaoguai's hand, she directly patted it off: "You pay the rent you owe first before asking me for money. This time, you will be exempted for at most half a month!"

"Give me 3500 for 500? You are too dark! You can't exploit the working people like this! I protest!"

Jiang Huiyuan held Xiaoguai in front of Concubine Song En while talking: "Bite her, Xiaoguai."

Xiaoguang also cooperated with a "super fierce" look: "I want a small money, the evil wolf growls! Oh -oh -oh oh ~~~~ oh oh oh woo"

She screamed aggressively at first, but when Concubine Song Enfei took off her glasses and stared at her like this, she immediately became timid.

The charter woman glared at Jiang Huiyuan again: "I don't need money for printing the book? I don't need money for renting the venue? Do you know how much money and energy it takes to spend all kinds of messy procedures in the middle? This is divided equally between the three after deducting the cost. Yes, what are you dissatisfied with?"

"Oh, oh." Jiang Huiyuan and Xiaoguai hurriedly nodded honestly.