Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

"Oh, they've all gone home for the New Year, and there are only two of us left."

"That's it, who will cook tonight's dinner?"

"Me," Song Enfei pointed to herself, with a natural look, "what's your expression? How else can I poison you?"

"It would be fine if it was poison." Song Shuheng suddenly recalled the fear of being dominated by his sister's dark cooking in his childhood.

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Chapter 102 Chapter 99 Snolly El (4/10 in ten companies)

"You don't believe me?" Concubine Song Enfei angrily said, "Let me tell you, my cooking skills have improved a lot in the past few years since I moved here! I'm not the same person I used to be!"

Song Shuheng whispered: "So you actually know that you have problems with your cooking skills?"

"Fuck you." Concubine Song Enfei kicked her younger brother's shin, and the pain made him imitate Neymar on the spot.

"Hiss—that must be very painful." Jiang Huiyuan felt pain even looking at it, her pain sense was weakened so much as a zombie, and she still felt pain when she was beaten by the renter.

Concubine Song En suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, I accidentally used too much force. I'm used to hitting that idiot zombie. I forgot that you are a normal person."

Jiang Huiyuan: Hmm(?_?)

"Don't get lost," Song Enfei said to her younger brother, "Come here and help wash the vegetables."

"Oh oh oh." Song Shuheng immediately got up and limped into the kitchen with Concubine Song En.

Concubine Song En turned back and shouted to Jiang Huiyuan: "Why are you standing there, come here too."

"I don't want it!" Jiang Huiyuan shook her head vigorously, "How could I be crowded into a kitchen with a man?"

Concubine Song En sighed: "That's all, all right, go do your own thing."

Although Jiang Huiyuan really wanted to drive Song Shuheng out, but considering that she was a weak woman with thin arms and legs, she had no choice but to go back to the room.

……

At the same time, at the bottom of the mountain, Lian Cheng and Jiang Chengyun had already discovered Song Shuheng's arrival.

"That's Song Shuheng. I didn't expect him to come. It seems that the Song family has an affair with the Tsingyi Sect secretly." Lian Cheng deduced.

Jiang Chengyun felt: "Maybe they are monitoring Tsing Yi leader just like us?"

"Stay together and monitor? When did the Tsing Yi leader have such a good temper?" Lian Cheng said, "Isn't she the most dangerous of the eight evil ones?"

"That's what I said, but we don't know the specific method. She has disappeared for more than 100 years." Jiang Chengyun was also a little uncertain.

The main reason is that the current status of the Song family in Qin Naguo is impossible to describe as "collusion".

While the two were chatting, Lian Cheng suddenly saw a few more people through the binoculars.He suddenly exclaimed: "Alas, come and have a look, those people..."

"What?" Jiang Yanyun saw it, and she jumped up in fright, "Oh my god! Why are they here? They are dying. Hurry up, call my dad... What is my dad's phone number?"

"Don't be nervous, calm down, calm down, in short, look through the phone book first." Lian Cheng tremblingly took out a notebook and began to look through it.I didn't realize that what I was flipping through was not a phone book, but a manga magazine.

The two panicked for a while, and finally remembered that the phone book was actually a program in the phone, so they immediately called Jiang Chengyun's father.

And this moment, the group of unexpected visitors had already arrived at the gate of Xiliang Yaozhuang.

The leader is a little Caucasian loli who is less than 1.2 meters tall in a gothic loli outfit.She was very cute, with big ruby-like eyes, eyelashes so long that they could cover snow, and delicate and fair skin.

Standing behind her was a teenager and a girl, both of Caucasian race, wearing standard student uniforms, and they looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old.Of course, white people look older, maybe they are younger.

Little Lolita came to the door and wanted to ring the doorbell.But with her height, she couldn't touch the switch even if she stood on tiptoe.

So she tried very hard to press it.

"Oh! my lord, let me do it!" The young girl wanted to step forward to help, but the little loli turned around and glared at them, "Could it be that I can't even do this kind of thing!"

"No, no, no." The two of them immediately stopped, not daring to go further.

But height is a flaw after all, if you can't reach it, you can't reach it.Little Lolita also got into a fight with the doorbell, trying to touch it by jumping.

As a result, there was a jump, and the door was opened.

Bang!

The little loli who was jumping in the air was hit by the door panel, and fell to the ground on her back, forming a big character.

"Who is it?" Song Shuheng came out. He just heard a voice outside the door, so he came out to take a look.

As a result, I saw two teenagers and girls with nervous faces, and a little loli lying on the ground.

"Uh, I'm sorry, are you alright?" He hurriedly wanted to go forward to help little Lolita, but before he stretched out his hand, a piece of information suddenly came to mind.

He recognized who the little loli in front of him was, so he retreated instantly with a "Fuck!"Little Lolita originally planned to reach out to let him pull her up, but when he withdrew his hand, she was left lying awkwardly in the snow all by herself.

Song Shuheng didn't notice this, he shouted nervously: "Sister! Run!"

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Concubine Song En came over wearing an apron, "Why are you yelling so nervously? My dumpling wrapper hasn't been rolled yet, where are you going?"

As a result, when she saw the little loli standing up by herself at the door, she was startled: "Fuck! Idiot zombie! Run!"

After she finished speaking, she pulled Song Shuheng and planned to use the magic talisman to escape, but the little girl who was already a little angry suddenly said: "Why run away! Am I ugly? Scared you like this?"

Concubine Song Enfei dragged Song Shuheng for a few steps when she suddenly tripped and fell to the ground with a slap.

When she was shocked by why she fell on the ground, she suddenly found that the clothes and pants on her body seemed to have become bigger.

wrong!She looked to the side, and sure enough, Song Shuheng had turned into a five or six-year-old child at this time!But from this perspective...she realized a shocking fact, Song Shuheng didn't seem to be the only one getting smaller.

The eight villains from the rotten country, the devil emperor with childlike innocence, Snori El!

It's really her!

Ruined!How did she come to Qin Na Kingdom?How could the boss of the Jiang family allow her to enter the country?

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Like Concubine Song Enfei, Jiang Huiyuan didn't hear the call to run away, but went downstairs to check.

When she saw Snolly Ayer, her eyes widened: "Damn it! Why don't you come in after taking off your shoes!"

"Oh," Snolly Ayer obediently took off her black round-toed leather boots, then said to Jiang Huiyuan with her hips crossed, "ha-ha-ha-I didn't expect that! Let me find you Already!"

Jiang Huiyuan pondered for about 5 seconds, and then suddenly realized: "It's you!"

"That's right! It's me!" Snolly Ayer continued to keep her hands on her hips, and two teenagers and girls behind her also entered the room.

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly said to the two of them, "Take off your shoes."

"Oh oh oh." The two immediately changed their shoes obediently, and then came to pose behind Snolly El, and sprinkled a handful of glittering golden crumbs, "General, general!".

Chapter 103 Chapter 100 Do whatever you want

Jiang Huiyuan looked at the Song family siblings who had become the size of kindergarten children on the floor, and also thought of Snolly El's ability, and couldn't help but feel very headache.

Just as she wanted to remove her ability, she suddenly realized something.

【Huh?The renter has become a child, so can I do whatever I want with her? 】

Thinking of this, she immediately stepped forward and hugged the charterer together with her clothes: "Oh, whose little baby is this, so cute, come, let the teacher kiss."

"Stop! Idiot zombie!" Even though Concubine Song Enfei had stopped Jiang Huiyuan in a childlike voice, she still couldn't escape the fate of being pr.

[Haha, charter lady, you have today too! 】

Jiang Huiyuan was in a good mood.As a result, the trio who were posing at the door were naturally left out.

so awkward.

Snolly Al yelled at her: "Hey! Jiang Huiyuan! Just talk to me!"

Jiang Huiyuan glanced at Snolly Ayer, and said with some disgust: "While cooling off, you start making trouble as soon as you come to the door, and you still think how polite I am to you."

Concubine Song En, who was held in her arms, said nervously: "You don't have to run! This is the real eight evils!"

Jiang Huiyuan was sealed, so it is impossible for her to be an opponent of the same level now.And if she breaks the seal, the entire Xiakong City will be finished.

So after she recognized Snolly El's identity, Jiang Huiyuan was the first thing she thought of to run away.

The devil emperor with a childlike heart, even with the word "devil" in his name, can he be a character who is easy to get along with?According to the information of the mysterious alliance, Snolly El has a eccentric personality and is difficult to fathom. She once had a record of destroying a country overnight.Concubine Song En is really not optimistic.

She couldn't have hoped for the absurd possibility that Snorri-Eir flew halfway around the world just to pay New Year's greetings.

However, Jiang Huiyuan, who is usually a sweetheart, rarely takes Snolly Ayer seriously.

"Don't be afraid," Jiang Huiyuan said with a smile, "This guy is Hebe, the goddess of youth in ancient Greek mythology. His main ability is to return everything to the previous state, which is quite scary to say the least. As long as he wants, he can turn the whole of Europe back to 1000 years ago at the same time, that is to say, all people under the age of 1000 will become non-existent."

"Then you can still laugh!" Concubine Song Enfei's eyes almost popped out.The area of ​​Qin Na Country is about the same as that of Europe, that is to say, as long as the Tongxin Demon Emperor is willing, she can even kill more than one billion people in the entire Qin Na Country in an instant.

This is the lethality of the eight evils. Even Lian Qianjun, who is the third on the list of natural disasters and man-made disasters, can call wind and rain to create natural disasters, but it is not as good as her in case.

"But there is one thing," Jiang Huiyuan said suddenly, "his ability has an upper limit. It seems that he can only go back 3000 years or 4000 years at most. I don't know the specific data. Anyway, one thing is certain, that is If he dares to use this ability on me, not only will nothing happen to me, but it will also make me no longer afraid of the sun, so... what do I have to be afraid of?"

"No way, are you that old?" Song Enfei exclaimed.What Jiang Huiyuan meant was that her age had exceeded the upper limit of the ability of the Tongxin Demon Emperor.

This is a bit of an exaggeration. Although most evolutionaries live long lives, and myth-type abilities with immortality can live for thousands of years, the origin of mythology is only a few thousand years old, and mythology no longer exists.If Jiang Huiyuan's age exceeds 4000, then she is almost the oldest and oldest evolutionary of mankind.

"Is there something wrong with your focus?" Jiang Huiyuan, who was pointed out about her age, frowned and licked the charter woman's face again.The charter woman who has returned to her childhood has naturally lost the instant noodle head that ruined her beauty, and she is completely a hand-made exquisite doll, easy to lick.

Seeing that the two ignored her again, Snolly Aier stomped her feet angrily: "Jiang Huiyuan, I'm a bad guy! I want to save face!"

"Okay, okay, just tell me, why are you looking for me?" Jiang Huiyuan asked.

After hearing this, Snolly El immediately put her hands on her hips again: "Humph, hum, hum! I've been looking for you for 100 years! I finally found you, and I won't let you run away this time. Where's the little brother beside you? ?”

The corner of Jiang Huiyuan's mouth twitched: "Dead."

"Ah?" Snolly Ayer almost couldn't keep her akimbo posture when she heard this, "How is that possible!"

"Is there anything impossible? You've said it yourself for 100 years. Isn't it normal to die of old age?" Jiang Huiyuan glanced aside.

"You didn't turn him into a zombie!?"

"No," Jiang Huiyuan became a little impatient, "Okay, everyone is dead, you can get out."

"No way! How could he die?" Snolly El looked disappointed, "I haven't heard him tell me how naughty Ichigo finally defeated the blue cat's Kyokazuki, and why did he die?"

"Anyway, if you're dead, you're dead. How else can I bring someone back to life?" Jiang Huiyuan looked a little unnatural, and Concubine Song En, who was held in her arms, could clearly feel her heart beating out of order.

Snori El was also silent.Although the Godhead of the God of Youth can rejuvenate people, it cannot bring back the dead. There is no ability in this world that can bring the dead back to life, not even the eight evils.

"But it's not right," Snolly El's eyes suddenly became sharper, "Don't try to lie to me, you are now a cartoonist, I have read your works, why can you say these things? Stories, did he tell you all the stories before he died?"

"Uh..." Jiang Huiyuan was speechless.

"Right! I'll just say it!" Snolly El rushed up immediately, "Tell me quickly! He must have told you the story of "Bichi" too, right? What happened to Naughty Ichigo? "

Jiang Huiyuan took a step back and said: "Don't come here, just stand there and don't move. I said you are boring, and you have been doing this for more than 100 years? Then I told you, will you leave?"

"Hmm...no way," Snolly Al shook her head, "I've searched so hard for 100 years, and I have to listen to two more...no, three stories!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hands, raising his index finger and middle finger while raising his index finger.

"Okay, okay, three is three." Jiang Huiyuan didn't bother to bargain, and agreed immediately.

Concubine Song En felt a little disobedient. According to Jiang Huiyuan's temper, shouldn't she pounce on such a cute little loli and rub her hard?Just like with Xiaoguai.

Why is Snolly El so cute, but she still hates it so much?

Chapter 104 Chapter 101 Women's Clothes Boss? (On the shelf ten with 6/10)

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Jiang Huiyuan accidentally caught a glimpse of Song Enfei's expression, and seemed to understand something, "You see, he is so cute, how could he be a girl?"

"Huh?" Concubine Song En couldn't help but turn her head to look at Snolly Ayer.Such a cute guy is actually a big guy in women's clothing?

Concubine Song Enfei felt that a piece of her world view was shattered, and then redone it.

Jiang Huiyuan did not say another thing.In fact, she was the one who fooled Snori Ayre's women's clothing back then.

She said to Sinoli: "Okay, I promised you, it's time for you to transform the two of them back."

"Okay." Sinoli said, about to release her ability.

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly remembered something, and shouted: "Wait a minute!" As she spoke, she broke into Xiaoguai's room in three steps at a time.No way, it was too late to go to the second floor.

I saw Concubine Song Enfei's body rapidly enlarged, and in the blink of an eye, she changed from a 5-year-old girl back to an adult figure in her 20s.