Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Xia Bai is more willing to believe that he has really time-traveled than filming with the crew.

Because just when he was in a daze, a head flew from the sky and shouted: "Sinai!"

For a moment, judging by his Japanese level, which he has read countless films and learned without a teacher, it should mean "go to hell".

This head is really big, like a big house.After this bite, an SUV will be chewed into pork bones.

However, the huge head was only halfway through the flight when it started to spontaneously ignite.After a brief scream, it completely disappeared in midair.

Special effects?

I'm so special to you!

Such a natural spontaneous combustion, if Xia Bo really believes that this is a special effect, he thinks he can sprinkle some cumin on the fire and roast it.

Oh my god, now it seems that I have really time-traveled.

What kind of guys are these people around?The power value seems to be high, will I also be burned to death?

[No, I'm still single, the FFF group won't burn me! 】

Just when he was thinking about these messy things, a pair of snow-white slender thighs suddenly caught his eyes.

"Gu." Xia Bo swallowed subconsciously, then looked up.When he saw that face, his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

"It's... so beautiful, ah, I'm dying!" He clutched his heart and fell down.

He once read a news report that an otaku in Japan was called "Oni-chan" by a loli, and he was so cute that he died on the spot.

Unexpectedly, one day, he also fell into the same end.

"What are you thinking?" she asked.

"I'm thinking, if you just die like this, it feels like this life is worth it." Maybe he was confused, but he actually spoke out what was in his heart, and he was completely unconscious.

"Heh," she had seen countless men who were amazed by her beauty, but this was the first time she had experienced such a thing, "Tell me, where did you come from? What are you doing here?"

Perhaps because he felt that his life was worth it, and no matter how much he spent, Xia Bo made a fuss habitually: "Where did I come from? I came from where I should come to see you, and when I saw you, I fell in love with you." gone."

"The last one who said that has already been burned to a mummified corpse by me, do you want to try?"

"I think so, but it's not necessary, because looking at you makes me feel hot all over, and I'll burn to ashes in no time." All the flirtatious words he could only type out by relying on the keyboard on weekdays poured out all at once.

She suddenly opened her mouth, revealing a pair of sharp fangs: "Then are you going to continue talking like this?"

"Your teeth are so white, so neat, and your tongue is so cute. Did you have leek dumplings for dinner? There is a naughty leek leaf between your teeth."

She quickly closed her mouth, subconsciously sweeping her tongue over her teeth.

Deciding that this is a psychopath, she got up and planned to leave.

"Huh? Are you leaving now?"

"if not?"

"Aren't you going to burn three moles on the soles of my feet and declare that my whole body, including this pair of swimming trunks, is yours from now on?"

Chapter 85 Chapter 84

"Master, where have you been all these years? We all miss you so much," Cen Qianshan cried, "When the Neon Kingdom invaded Qin Na, we thought you were plotted against by the Neon Kingdom, but we Killed all the people from the Neon country who invaded the flowers and went to the island of the Neon country to kill them all, but they couldn’t find you.”

Jiang Huiyuan's face remained unchanged: "Okay, do I have to report to you where I want to go? It's okay, don't cry in front of me."

"Yes, yes," Cen Qianshan said in trepidation, "I am talking too much, but Master, everyone misses you very much, do you think I should call everyone over to meet you?"

"There's no need for that," Jiang Huiyuan said with an emphatic tone, "I won't need you for the time being, you just continue to live your life as before."

"But..." Cen Qianshan wanted to say something more.

Jiang Huiyuan stared at him with cold eyes.

He immediately swallowed back the words that came to his lips: "Okay, I'm leaving right now. This is my business card. If you want to find me, Hierarch, just call me."

Cen Qianshan left a business card and left quickly.

Concubine Song En stared blankly at the conversation between the two, she felt that Jiang Huiyuan seemed to have become another person, very strange and a little scary.

But just when she was hesitating how to continue to get along with Jiang Huiyuan, Jiang Huiyuan, who had a sullen face, suddenly collapsed towards her, and buried her face directly in her chest: "Oh, he, he's gone No? Scared me to death."

"Huh?" The trace of fear that had just arisen in Concubine Song's heart disappeared in an instant. Sure enough, the idiot zombie is still the idiot zombie. That must be an illusion.

"Hurry up, hurry up, if he comes back again, I don't know how to deal with it." Jiang Huiyuan leaned against Concubine Song Enfei's arms, half of her legs were weak, and half of her was taking advantage of it. The renter's body was fragrant and soft, so comfortable .

Concubine Song En didn't notice Jiang Huiyuan's small movements, but she just didn't understand: "Isn't he your disciple? What are you afraid of him doing?"

"Oh, it's very troublesome to explain. Anyway, think about what will happen to the fans outside if the two of you fight?" Jiang Huiyuan said casually.

Concubine Song En was right when she heard that the people taught by Tsing Yi were all lunatics, if she could, she wouldn't want to confront them for no reason, especially at her signing party.

When she left, she still didn't forget to pick up the business card and looked at it: "Hey, it's still from the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade."

Because of the excuse of having lunch, the two still have a little time to rest.Song Enfei brought Jiang Huiyuan to the lounge, and couldn't help asking: "What happened to you just now? Why did you use that way of speaking?"

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Let's scare him, or else I'd have to smile and ask him 'Have you eaten yet'?"

"Really? Why am I so unbelievable?"

"Don't believe me." Jiang Huiyuan stared at her with a confident face.

Concubine Song En finally gave up, while Jiang Huiyuan secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

In fact, she was just pretending to be the former owner of this body. Jiang Huiyuan is not the real Tsing Yi leader, she is just an ordinary otaku who entered this body 100 years ago.She knew better than Concubine Song Enfei what kind of people were in the Tsing Yi Sect, so she dealt with it more cautiously. If Cen Qianshan knew that the soul in this body was no longer the original one, God knows what would happen.

As for why she, who didn't inherit the memory, could imitate so much, that's a long story.

In short, the two dismissed Cen Qianshan and continued to sign the sale.Until the sun went down, Jiang Huiyuan didn't know how many books she had signed.Adding up two people, there may be five or six thousand.

Fortunately, for this autograph sale, you must buy a limited edition special edition booklet, otherwise you may not be able to sign all the autographs in one day.

"Ah... I feel like my hand is about to break." Concubine Song En rubbed her wrist, even though she had switched from left to right in the middle of the journey, she was still very sore.

Seeing this, Jiang Huiyuan hurried up and grabbed her little hand: "Come on, let me rub it for you."

Concubine Song En looked at her as if nothing had happened, and said: "Zombies are so nice, their hands don't feel sore, or you can come to all the signings in the future."

"I don't want to! You cheat me once, and I won't be fooled by you next time!"

The two walked out of the gym to find three people waiting for them there.It was the three roommates of Xiliang Yaozhuang.

"Ah, why are you all here?" Jiang Huiyuan asked in surprise, "Sakura, didn't you go out with Akalin?"

Sakura Mia said: "She answered the phone and said that she had something to do at home and had to rush back, and she has already boarded the plane."

"Oh, what about you, darling? Where's your friend?"

"Her home is right here, and she has already gone back."

Jiang Huiyuan looked at Qin Minxuan for the last time, and at this moment she suddenly remembered her purpose of going out today: "Minxuan, what about you? Why are you here?"

Qin Minyu said: "Let me see what Sister Enfei's signing will look like, as a reference, I didn't expect you to come, Sister Jiang, it's strange, when did you go out? When I went out you Obviously still watching TV."

"Uh, I just walked around with nothing to do, and I was arrested by the charter." Jiang Huiyuan said with a guilty conscience.She wouldn't admit that she came from the first line, Qin Minwei.

"You actually go out to hang out in broad daylight?" Qin Minwan just felt incredible, "You actually wandered to this side where you have to take the subway for several stops!"

"That's right." Even though Concubine Song Enfei gave her a look of "You are too bad at lying", Jiang Huiyuan still said so bravely.

But Qin Minwei obviously didn't care much about these things, she was just making complaints about it routinely.Then she took out her mobile phone and said to Jiang Huiyuan: "Sister Jiang, do you know that you are popular? Look at this."

Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei looked at it, and saw a Weibo page on the mobile phone. The nine squares on it were all photos of Jiang Huiyuan when he signed the book, and there was a paragraph of text on it:

The fairy sister actually exists!You regret that you didn't come to Teacher Yuanfei's autograph session!

This Weibo has more than 5 comments, 10,000+ likes, and more forwards.

Jiang Huiyuan clicked on the message, and the first one on the top was "Real or fake? Was this posted by P?"

Then the first comment below is from the blogger: There are absolutely no P pictures, they were just taken casually with a mobile phone, and the beauty is not turned on.

Another unfolded message read: It's true!I went too!Wow!She is so beautiful!

Looking at the terrifying number of likes and retweets, Jiang Huiyuan felt a little headache: "It's time for Xiebi." Those people taught by Tsing Yi will definitely know what they are doing now.

Chapter 86 Chapter 85 Blind Student, You Discovered Huadian

Things were even more exaggerated than Jiang Huiyuan imagined.

This event started at noon.A certain book friend who came to the signing event secretly took a picture of Jiang Huiyuan, and then uploaded it to his circle of friends, with the text: I found the reason why I have been single for 28 years!Just to wait for you, my goddess!

Then the first comment in this circle of friends is: You can see Jill clearly with your A-level image, is your goddess a pile of mosaics?

This immediately angered the book friends who posted on the circle of friends, and asked a girl next to her to borrow the mobile phone she bought specially for taking selfies, and asked for a set of nine consecutive shots, and then sent it back to her mobile phone on WeChat, and reposted a circle of friends .

"Someone questioned my camera, someone questioned my shooting technique, and someone questioned my goddess? Hehe, please witness the moment of slap in the face!"

He didn't pay attention to what happened to this circle of friends later, because he just found out that he seemed to be on the wechat of a girl paper just after posting the circle of friends.So I chatted with this girl with similar interests.

Both of them are Concubine Yuan's fans, and they hooked up after chatting.

And the guy who taunted him at first didn't have the heart to taunt his friend anymore after seeing the clear nine pictures.

"Damn it! Are the requirements for drawing comics so high these days? You must post such an excessive thing on Weibo."

Coincidentally, the friend who posted on Weibo is a professional e-sports player with quite a lot of fans.This shot was immediately fatal.

First of all, those marketing accounts who stared at his Weibo all day found these pictures, regardless of 21, in short, use them to post news first.

Then there are photos of Jiang Huiyuan appearing in post bars such as "Black Pot Bar" and "Bearing Pressure Bar", and a neat row of "GKD" below tells the host to hurry up.

In this way, even the "Emperor Bar" with a huge number of people appeared a lot of stickers using Jiang Huiyuan's photo to deceive experience.

"Emperor Bar" is a super-large post bar with more than 3000 million followers. If it can stay on the homepage for a while, the traffic is really not to be underestimated.

At the same time, Jiang Huiyuan became more popular on Weibo.

Originally, "Tianlong Babu" had a huge amount of traffic, but when it comes to the author of Tianlong Babu, Yuan Fei, almost no one knows that they are actually two people, and they are both sisters.The key is still so pretty.

If it is said that Jiang Huiyuan's appearance can generate more heat than ordinary Internet celebrities, then the chemical reaction produced after meeting the pseudonym "Yuanfei" is very terrifying.

Almost within a few hours, the word "Yuanfei" rushed to the top of the hot search list.

At the same time, several other entries related to her also occupied 20 of the top 6 hot searches.

What is the concept that more than one-third of the top 20 are her?

This time it really went viral.Originally, "Dragon Ba Bu" was a near-phenomenal work, but now with the addition of a fire, Jiang Huiyuan and this work have become the hottest topic at the same time.

Playing a game of LOH v/v, your teammates are all talking about "Concubine Yuan", which makes you almost think that you are playing the wrong game.

Go to station B to catch up, and the barrage is full of chats about "Tian Long Ba Bu", which makes you almost think that you clicked on the wrong video.

Even when they went out for a meal, the boys and girls at the next table were talking about Teacher Yuanfei.

It's that exaggerated.

Jiang Huiyuan became popular all over the country almost overnight, and the phone number of Weekly Lei Pu's editorial department was almost ringing off the hook.Without him, because the outside world has no contact information for Jiang Huiyuan, they can only find Jiang Huiyuan through the editorial department.

All kinds of calls asking for cooperation came, and the people in the editorial department were stunned when they answered the calls.At first they were still confused, but later they realized that they were cheated by Mars!

"Made, they held a signing party over there, blowing up our phone! What's going on!" Yang Xin grabbed his hair like a chicken coop, "My wife can't even call me When she came in, she thought she was going out for medical treatment, so where is the reasoning?"

"You'll be content," the editor-in-chief said happily from ear to ear, "Don't you have any idea how much benefit this popularity will bring us? This year everyone's year-end awards are expected to increase."

"Uh, that's true." The other editors also laughed happily when they heard this.

……

In the second week, Cui Rui showed off under the envious eyes of all the students: "Haha, that's right, I did attend the signing event and even talked to her!"

"Damn it! I told you that day that you were called to cheat, why did you give up! So you went there, I strangled you to death!" The deskmate enviously grabbed Cui Rui's neck and shook it vigorously.

Other students asked curiously: "Cui Rui, Cui Rui, is Teacher Yuanfei really that beautiful? Haven't you posted any photos on the Internet?"

"Of course I haven't had one," Cui Rui said, "It's better to say that those inferior mobile phones have lowered the beauty of the fairy sister! Only after seeing her in real life can you know what is the upper limit of human beauty."

"Damn it! Why did I have to play games at home yesterday! I really want to meet Teacher Yuanfei, and if she has a signing event in the future, I'll go there by plane!"

Cui Rui waved his index finger shyly, and said, "To be precise, there are two teachers, Concubine Yuan, the fairy sister is 'Yuan', and there is a teacher 'Concubine' who wears glasses and has a strange hairstyle, but I It looks pretty nice when I line up.”

On the other side, Cen Caiyuan and Xu Yuli, who also participated in the signing meeting, were also surrounded by classmates.But they were surrounded by girls.