Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

When the movie started, the group sat down according to their positions.

There are quite a lot of children this summer, because it is a cartoon about Journey to the West, so many parents bought this ticket without knowing it.

As a result, as soon as the movie started, they found that they seemed to have made a mistake.

After watching the movie, Xie Li, Tian Renmei, and Xie Gen were all stunned.

This movie is indeed somewhat unexpected.

Why is Tang Seng so verbose?Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but want to kill him.

Is this still the holy monk?

Not only did Monkey King want to eat Tang Monk's meat, he even fell in love with the bone spirit, and was later picked out to seduce his sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan.

Is this still the dead monkey who stopped the Seven Fairies but turned around to pick peaches?

The characters in the story in my impression are completely subverted. This movie is neither like "Journey to the West" nor "Journey to the West".After watching it, I felt dazed, but I remembered it was very funny.

It's hard to spot some details just by watching it once.Especially since there is no lower counterpart yet.

Li Yunyan was meditating alone, he seemed to be more concerned about some other things.

"No, I have to read it again." He took out his phone and planned to swipe it again.

Xie Li looked at his brother: "You have finished watching the movie, do you still need me to help you take care of the children?"

"Ah?" Xie Gen was stunned for a moment, looking at the elder daughter Xie Yan who was imitating "Pineapple Jackfruit" and the twins dancing with her, feeling a little unwilling.

He originally wanted to enjoy the world of two with his wife once in a while, but they met by such a coincidence, and all the arrangements were ruined.

But looking at such lovely children, he really couldn't bear it: "No need, I will take them home tomorrow. By the way, you can come to my place for dinner tonight, and call Xiaoliang sister."

"Why did you call her?" Xie Li said like a straight man.

Xie Gen thumped him bitterly: "Stop talking nonsense, just go and invite you!"

"Oh, alright, alright." Xie Li had no choice but to follow suit.

……

The Xie family all left, and Li Yunyan was left alone waiting for the second round.

Because of the popularity of the movie, he had to wait two hours for a seat.

When he was lying on the table drinking coke, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a skirt, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: [What will happen if I wear this thing? 】

As a result, before he had time to think about it, he felt a shadow covering his vision.

Looking up, coincidentally, it turned out to be another acquaintance.

"Director Xiao, why are you here?"

The person here is one of the supervisors in charge of the game he is participating in, mainly responsible for the art design.

"I'm going to watch a movie." Xiao Yao looked at Li Yunyan, wondering if he did it on purpose.

Originally, he was quite busy today, but Yu Xiaolin suddenly found him and said that her father had given him two movie tickets for "A Chinese Journey to the West" and asked him to watch the movie.

He lost all the work at hand and came to the cinema with her.

In the end, when he came back from buying snacks, he found someone staring at Yu Xiaolin's legs.Although Yu Xiaolin is young, she is still in good shape due to frequent swimming, and she wears cool clothes this summer. It is normal to attract attention, but it is very uncomfortable to keep staring at her like this.

So he walked over to block the man's sight, only to find that the man was a subordinate of his company.

Although he didn't know Li Yunyan for a long time, he still had a certain understanding. Because he was mainly responsible for designing female characters, he would often stare at girls.

At first, people in the company thought he was very lecherous, but after the exchange, they found that he was only looking at his clothes, not his face at all.The most direct evidence is that a girl in the same group changed clothes the next day and he didn't know him anymore.

So after discovering that it was Li Yunyan, Xiao Yao felt that he probably had an occupational disease again.

"Want to watch Westward Journey?" Li Yunyan didn't think as much as he did, but just communicated naturally.

Although Xiao Yao is the boss, everyone is about the same age, and they only cooperated this time.His job is a cartoonist, so he doesn't need to worry about people from game companies.

"You too?" Xiao Yao sat down with Yu Xiaolin, and said casually, "Are you watching the movie alone?"

Li Yunyan asked rhetorically, "Is it not enough for one person to watch a movie?" He wondered, as long as he has eyes and ears, can he watch movies?

"Uh..." Xiao Yao didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, Li Yunyan didn't mean to be annoying: "I just watched it with Mr. Xie and his family, but I felt that some details were not clear, so I planned to watch it again."

"Mr. Xie?" Xiao Yao was surprised, "They actually came to see it too! Is it because of the teacher 'Yuanfei'? Their works are indeed very brilliant. How do you feel after watching them?"

Li Yunyan said: "It's very interesting, but the amount of information is a bit large, and it's easy to not understand after reading it. What's more important is..."

"Oh, don't spoil it." Xiao Yao said hastily.

Li Yunyan shook his head: "No, forget it, anyway, you will know when the time comes, is this your girlfriend?"

He changed the subject casually, as if he had just discovered Yu Xiaolin.

It was rumored in the company that Supervisor Xiao was talking about a girlfriend who had just finished the high school entrance examination, but no one had ever seen him.Today he saw it, and he felt young and beautiful, which was enviable.

[I also want a girlfriend,] Li Yunyan sighed in his heart, [Please give me a girlfriend who looks better than me in women's clothing. 】

……

The box office of "A Chinese Journey to the West" came out, with 3 million in the first 2.3 days of its release.

As an animated film adapted from a famous book with a short warm-up time, this is already a rather exaggerated achievement.Perhaps the biggest selling point of the whole movie at the beginning was the word "Yufei", but after the release, word-of-mouth exploded, which even drove the box office to rise against the trend.

It's not that no one scolds, in fact, many people can't accept such a Monkey King.But it is already the age of the Internet, and young people have more voices, so this time, Westward Journey was not knocked down by the generation gap, but became very popular.

"Spare yourself! Change your image, and go and do your promising job as a bandit!"

"Huh? Why do you say it again?"

"Honey, come out to see God with the Bull Demon King."

……

All kinds of classic lines have become buzzwords on the Internet, and many people find that their Weibo and Moments seem to have been swiped by "Journey to the West" recently.

The herd mentality makes these people also go to the movies, for fear that they will lose touch with their friends if they don't watch them.After reading the results, I became a fan again.

With more and more tap water, the movie box office has also risen with the tide.

It was originally a domestic protection month, and there was no competition from foreign blockbusters. Some other films released at the same time originally planned to take advantage of the opportunity, but they hit "Journey to the West", and the box office almost fell off a cliff.

Many directors cried, why did they meet this evil star.

Among them, Wen Liang, a director who made the "Painful Youth Film", saw his film's reputation, box office, and film schedule plummeted, but he was angry and posted a long article on "A Chinese Journey to the West" on Weibo.

Wen Liang’s Weibo post can be summed up in a few points:

1. The random adaptation of "A Chinese Journey to the West" disrespects the masterpiece and destroys the national culture.

2. Animated movies are for children to watch, and those who still tout animated movies are immature.

3. The film crew of "A Chinese Journey to the West" hyped up and used improper means to crowd out other works of the same period and preempt the filming schedule.

4. The movies he made are really good, but unfortunately no one can understand them.

Thousands of words are eloquent, comparable to a chapter of other people's novels.It can only be said that it is worthy of being a director, and the writing is so emotional and touching that people who don't know it may really be persuaded by him after reading it.

It's a pity that when he opened more than a dozen comments on his Weibo, he found that several of them were "too long, don't read".

"I fuck you!" Wen Liang was so angry that he almost dropped his phone.

He hated it so much, why did he only have so many fans as a big director? This is so unreasonable!

"People nowadays really don't have any aesthetics at all." He cursed while pouring boiling water.

With a click, the cup cracked and boiling water splashed all over his pants.

"Ahh! Fuck!" He jumped up in pain, but accidentally stepped on the water glass with his foot, and the pain caused him to scream like a pig again.

He wanted to call for help, but found out that his wife had already run away with Lao Wang next door, and the nanny had resigned because of his sexual harassment.He was the only one in the whole family, so he limped and changed his pants and socks, and then took the glass bag downstairs to throw it away.

When I arrived at the place where the garbage was thrown out, I met an aunt in a sanitation uniform and said, "What kind of garbage are you?"

Wen Liang: "Huh???"

The aunt pointed to the bag in his hand: "What kind of garbage are you?"

"I... I'm not trash!" Wen Liang was so angry, could this person speak?He simply turned around and left with the bag in his hand. I won't throw it away today, what's the matter?

"It's not garbage, why are you here? Awu eggs!" The aunt also cursed in a low voice, and then continued to say to the next person, "Hey, put the wet garbage bag on the dry garbage side, did you pick the crayfish heads? Make it clear Slightly."

Wen Liang returned home with the trash in his hands, but when he touched the pocket, his expression changed.Oops, I was in a hurry to go out just now, and I forgot to bring the key.

I had no choice but to go to the gate of the community to match.

"Boss, how much is a key?"

"140, do you deserve it?" the boss said without raising his head while eating.

Wen Liang's face changed again, is he overthinking?Why do I always feel weird listening to other people talking recently?

But he still endured and said: "It is worthy."

"How many do you have?"

"I..." He really wanted to throw the broken glass out of the bag, how did this man talk? "I'm not worthy."

"You don't deserve it." The boss continued.

Wen Liang almost vomited blood, but seeing the boss's strong biceps, he endured it.

[I am a big director and a celebrity, why do I have to be serious with a petty citizen?lose points. 】

Thinking of this, he left the key shop and planned to find another one to provide keys.

On the way, he saw a blind fortune-teller setting up a stall at the gate of their community. He didn't believe it at first, but the wound on the sole of his foot was so painful that he couldn't walk anymore, so he planned to use the fortune-telling stool to sit down.

As a result, he sat down, and the fortune teller asked him, "What are you?"

Wen Liang: "..."

What about the knife?Someone please give me a knife!

He got up straight away, opened the app, called an express car, and was about to go to the hospital.

As a result, the car did not come after waiting for a long time, so he contacted the driver on the APP.

"What's going on? Where's your car? How long have I been waiting?"

The driver replied: "Where are you? I went around several times and didn't see you."

"I'm right here! Look at the location." Wen Liang replied, cursing: "No one has found any broken driver."

After a while, the driver replied, "I don't think you have figured out where you are."

"I..." Wen Liang cursed more than a dozen times at the phone, but after a closer look, it seemed that he really had a problem with his positioning.This broken navigation, since the voice sister of the original navigation was married, he uninstalled that and replaced it with a new one, resulting in frequent bugs.

I had no choice but to contact the driver again and report the specific address.After a lot of tossing like this, he finally arrived at the hospital. It was already 01:30 in the afternoon when he came out of the hospital after bandaging his wound.

He was eating lunch, but he has been hungry until now because of the boiling water.Looking around, I found a cart selling boxed lunches and walked over to buy one.

The other party obviously also spotted him, and took the initiative to push the cart over: "Sir, do you want food?"

Wen Liang's whole body trembled, and he almost shuddered.

"I have money! No food!"

"Don't want it?" Seeing that he didn't want it, he pushed the cart away.You have money to take care of my affairs, do you need to run up to me and shout?I don't bother to talk to you if I don't buy food.

Wen Liang was so aggrieved that he died, so he simply endured the hunger and went home. He didn't want to be asked "Do you want food" anymore.

It was only when I got home that I realized that I hadn't assigned my key yet.

Had to go back to the key.As soon as he went downstairs, he saw a courier boy coming by on a tricycle. He remembered that he seemed to have bought some computer accessories online the day before yesterday, and he should have arrived by then.

So he walked over and asked, "Can I see if my stuff has arrived?"

The courier boy stopped and asked, "What are you?"

Wen Liang only felt a buzzing sound in his head, his eyes were spinning and he fell to the ground.He was still carrying a bag of broken glass in his hand.

My head is full of "what kind of rubbish are you?", "Are you worthy", "what are you", "you haven't figured out your position", "do you want food", "what are you"...

The next day, a piece of news titled "The director of the movie XXX that is currently being screened is bizarrely hospitalized, and he is still in a coma. His ex-wife filed an application for property division with the court" was on the hot search, which also led to the attention of this movie. The popularity has increased a lot, and the box office has also risen a little.

I don't know if it's a blessing in disguise.

……