Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Therefore, Jiang Huiyuan's first instruction to her was: "Throw away all the paintings you are drawing now, don't play with tauren, have no pursuit, and if you want to do it, do it for all ages."

"I've been drawing these for a week, what do I get to participate in the fan exhibition if I throw them away?"

Jiang Huiyuan looked at her with a smirk: "We still have a whole day, drawing 20 pages shouldn't be a problem for you, right?"

"You...but the alliance has regulations..." Concubine Song Enfei seemed to be a little entangled.

"Hey," Jiang Huiyuan was like a seductive and depraved devil, "It's just the two of us here. If you don't tell me, who will know? And this time it's an emergency, so it's understandable. "

"Then... alright." Concubine Song En finally compromised.

Jiang Huiyuan clapped her hands: "Okay, then let me teach you what to draw next."

"What are you drawing?"

"Let's diverge a bit. What is the biggest charm of "Interstellar Tyrant"? Is it the empress? Or the male protagonist? Neither, but those various warships! Why don't we try to anthropomorphize the warships?"

"Battleship anthropomorphism?" Concubine Song En was taken aback, she seemed to have never heard of such a thing, "Isn't anthropomorphism a rhetorical device?"

"You can do this..." Jiang Huiyuan roughly told her about her thoughts.

That's right, she just wanted to teach Concubine Song En to draw a ship girl.The neon country in this world has basically become the back garden of Qin Na State, focusing on the development of heavy industry, medical industry, etc., but basically accepts the output of Qin Na State in terms of culture and entertainment, and its own culture is difficult to form.

So naturally there won't be any ship girl games, and no one on Qin Naguo's side will take the lead and won't engage in any explosive routes.

Jiang Huiyuan's idea is that they don't need to copy the ship girl, and those warships from World War II don't have any charm, they just need to have such an idea, and then paint the battleship in "Interstellar Tyrant" as a ship girl.

"For example, if the total length of this battleship is 180 meters, then set the height of the ship's mother to be 180 centimeters. If the energy consumption is high, it will be set to have a large appetite. If the armor is thick, it will have a large chest... Basically, this is the idea**** ***

Concubine Song En nodded: "Understood, but why is it called Jianniang? Shouldn't it be called Jiannu, Jianmeizi?"

"The abbreviation of Battleship Girl, you can call it whatever you want, you can just draw it according to the sketch, hurry up."

"Oh." Song Enfei honestly agreed.

She first drew a rough line draft according to Jiang Huiyuan's instructions, and then... her hands suddenly became sealed.

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Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Your disease of fantasizing that you are a man is probably hopeless

"Fighting fighters... hurry like a law!"

Following Concubine Song Enfei's low shout, ten paintbrushes flew up at the same time, completing the entire painting at ten times the speed.

Jiang Huiyuan watched from the side, and said with emotion: "Taoism is convenient."

Yes, being able to live with Jiang Huiyuan, a zombie, made her so scared.In addition to being a landlord, Concubine Song En is also a Taoist nun.

This skill of controlling objects is very spiritual, and afterward, the ink flew out by itself.

The ink color is like a dragon, swimming quickly on the drawing paper, quickly filling the position that should be colored.

In this way, a beautiful black and white drawing is completed.

"Oh, not bad, not bad." Jiang Huiyuan clapped her hands in praise.

Concubine Song Enfei's painting skills are really strong, her painting style is very beautiful, and her painting skills are impeccable.Although this newly formed ship girl is different from all the ship girls in his memory, she is indeed very beautiful, with a good figure and a good face, which can definitely arouse the interest of nerds.

"But why does this look familiar?" Jiang Huiyuan took a closer look, "Fuck! Isn't this me? You violated my portrait rights! Give me money!"

"Here's your head!" Concubine Song Enfei gave her a white look, "It's just a bit similar! You have the right to the whole woolen portrait! And if you sell this painting, you'll get the money!"

"Uh...it seems so." Jiang Huiyuan also recognized it.

Next, the two rushed to work overnight until 5 o'clock in the morning.Finally, I finished the remaining 19 line drafts.

"Can this work?" Concubine Song Enfei was a little uneasy, "You complained about me not having a plot before, isn't this even more plotless? 20 of the 15 pages are full of characters, and the remaining 5 pages are just some simple daily routines. Readers will Like it?"

"Don't worry, I understand a man's mind better than you do," Jiang Huiyuan patted her chest and assured, "How do you think a fanbook will be opened repeatedly, instead of being thrown away after reading it?"

"Hmm..." Song Enfei was lost in thought.

"Of course it can make people lick it!" Jiang Huiyuan said, "I will remember the plot after reading it once. What shocking plot can be packed in 20 pages to make people think about it again and again? The main thing is visual stimulation. These people design pictures They can all be used as spell-casting materials, and the 5-page plot is just added casually to make them more lively, do you believe that if you put some poison on the chests of these ship girls, they will be arrested the next day?"

"Crack!" Song Enfei sounded reasonable at first, but when she heard the last sentence, her expression darkened, and she slapped Jiang Huiyuan, "Who wants to poison you! You're the only one who will be arrested!"

"Ah~" Jiang Huiyuan screamed strangely, and said, "It's just a chestnut, you won't be able to marry after you are so fierce, but this is also good, my woman doesn't need other men to touch her."

"Who is your woman!" Song Enfei glared at her.

Jiang Huiyuan quickly looked away and whistled guiltily.However, she doesn't know how to blow up, so it looks like she's blowing up a balloon that doesn't exist. "Pfft - puff -" the saliva spewed out.

Concubine Song En said: "Your illness of fantasizing that you are a man is probably hopeless. Compared with that, I have to remind you, big sister, you should check the time."

"Ah?" Jiang Huiyuan subconsciously looked at the wall clock on the wall, and then her face changed suddenly, "Fuck! 5:[-]! I'm dying! I'm dying! The sun is coming out!"

She hurried back to her room, threw her pajamas on the floor in a hurry, and changed into a thick down jacket.He put on a pair of sunglasses and a mask that covered most of his face, and then took a peaked cap, making him look like a suspicious person.

After changing the equipment, she hurried out again.Although she was only late at 8:5, as a zombie, she was most afraid of the sun, so she set off early every day and entered the room before the sun became fierce.It's too late to go out at [-]:[-] today.

At the door, Concubine Song Enfei was waiting for her with a pack of sucked jelly: "Take it." This is Jiang Huiyuan's blood pack, and she is usually in charge of it, otherwise she would be sucked up by this zombie in half a month.

Jiang Huiyuan took the blood bag and ran out the door: "I'm leaving!"

Concubine Song Enfei looked up at the already pale sky, and couldn't help squinting her eyes: "Well, not only zombies, the sun is also a natural enemy to us cartoonists." After finishing speaking, she hid in the villa.

Jiang Huiyuan struggled to get on the bus despite the "scorching sun" for her, and arrived at her workplace smoothly after taking 3 stops.

Bilan Flower City Kindergarten!

Yes, she is a kindergarten teacher.

After saying hello to the guard, Uncle Qin, she went in.Because the leaders above have not acted as a monster recently, no one came so early except her.

Jiang Huiyuan found a random corner, opened the blood bag and sucked it up.

嘬嘬… ge~~~

She had a queer voice.

For a zombie, blood sucking is really the highest enjoyment, more exciting than generating electricity 100 times.This warm feeling all over her body almost made her go to heaven.

However, the happy time is always short-lived. A pack of blood was sucked up in a short time. Because of the special material, there was not even a drop of blood in it. .

"Damn! You're stingy, that's all." After routinely complained, Jiang Huiyuan sat there in a daze.

Afterwards, colleagues from the park also arrived one after another, and after 8:[-], the children were also sent one after another.

It is worth mentioning that this is a private, high-end kindergarten, and those who can come in are rich people, so the cheapest car to send their children is also a high-end car starting at a million dollars. Although Jiang Huiyuan has a car logo I just don’t know each other.

Jiang Huiyuan stood at the door of the classroom, seemingly picking up children, but she was actually looking at the wives who sent their children to school.

Those who can afford this kind of high-end kindergarten must have money in their families.Except for a few families with heroines, most of them are mothers who send their children to school.

These are all great beauties who can be seen by rich people.With an average height of 1.6m[-], good looks, long legs, and very tasteful clothes, Jiang Huiyuan feels like she is watching a model catwalk every day.

[This is probably the real lady, right? ] She often thinks so.

Before time travel, he always felt that girls should talk about cosmetics, bags, and new clothes all day long.Ever since she came here to work, she realized that she was wrong before. Only some ignorant little girls and those peripheral girls would pay attention to those things.

For truly high-class ladies, there is often only one core topic of their topic, and that is children.

Chapter 4 Chapter 4

Thanks to her zombie physique, her hearing is much stronger than normal people.From far away, you can hear some wives talking about "my children have learned to draw apples" and so on.They have different things to talk about every day, and Jiang Huiyuan also admires them.

"Mr. Jiang, good morning." The ladies greeted Jiang Huiyuan with a smile.

"Hello." Jiang Huiyuan said wearing a mask and thick glasses.

"Morning teacher!" When the children saw Jiang Huiyuan, they all rushed towards her happily.However, due to the height problem, she can only throw herself on her knees.

She quickly squatted down and touched the child's head: "Okay, okay, go in quickly, class is about to start."

The ladies also laughed when they saw this.

At first, they were very worried about this teacher who wrapped themselves up like a mummy all day long, and they always felt that such a person was too weird.But after a period of time, they found that Jiang Huiyuan was unexpectedly liked by children, and their children kept saying "I like Teacher Jiang the most" all day long, and they gradually let go of their prejudices.

After all, Jiang Huiyuan is normal in other aspects except that she is dressed a little thickly.

After bidding farewell to the wives, Jiang Huiyuan went in to teach the children.

Kindergartens are different from formal schools in that there is not one teacher per class.They are more like nannies with children than they are teaching classes.

Basically two or three teachers lead a class, and then from 9:4 am to [-]:[-] pm.During the period, some simple courses were arranged according to the five fields, such as drawing, aerobics, mathematics at the level of greater than and less than...

The most important thing is to control the children and prevent them from running around and bumping into each other.

For this reason, you often need to raise your voice, otherwise the group of noisy children will not be able to hear what you are saying.

Being a teacher hurts the throat the most. Whether it is high school or kindergarten, most teachers are full of breath and have a hoarse voice.

Fortunately, high school can use speakers, but their kindergarten is not allowed to use them because they are afraid of hurting children's ears.

Jiang Huiyuan has an advantage in this regard, after all, she is a zombie, and it is not a problem to roar a few times.It has great strength and runs fast, so it is easy to catch those brats.

"Teacher, teacher," a little boy suddenly ran over and handed her a picture in his hand with a proud face, "Look! I drew it!"

"Oh?" Jiang Huiyuan took a look and found that the painting was an apple.As far as the level of kindergarten children is concerned, it is already very good, and many high school students may not necessarily draw as well as him.

"Not bad, you are awesome, Montblanc." She complimented habitually, which made the children very happy.

Seeing that he was praised, other children immediately came over with their own paintings to show Jiang Huiyuan.

"Teacher, I drew this!"

"I also drew, look at mine..."

"My my my my my..." The essence of human beings is revealed at an early age.

Of course, Jiang Huiyuan had to look at each of them and then praise them one by one.After finally coping with it, she was also a little tired, and the bag of blood in the morning was basically consumed in this kind of place.

At this time, a young girl came over.Her name is Qin Minying, she is still in college, and she is an intern teacher who just came this semester.She looks pure and cute, and has a good figure.

"Sister Jiang, you are really popular with the children," Qin Minwei humbly asked for advice, "How can I get along so well with them? I have been here for half a month, and they don't listen to me at all."

Jiang Huiyuan looked her up and down, and sighed: "You are such a good girl, why don't you come to a private kindergarten to be a teacher? Is there anything you can't think about?"

"Ah? What's the matter?" Qin Minwei didn't expect her to say that, and was dumbfounded.

"Getting along with children is very tiring, not only physically, but also mentally." Jiang Huiyuan picked up the painting that the child gave her just now and handed it over, "Look at it."

Qin Minwei took a look and said puzzled: "The painting is very good. These children are worthy of being children of rich families. They are really outstanding."

"Excellent... pudding." Jiang Huiyuan originally wanted to say "egg", but felt that it was uncivilized, so she modified it.

"Look at a few more pictures."

Qin Minwan looked at the second painting after hearing the words: "Huh?" She immediately looked at the third and fourth...

"This... this..." She was dumbfounded after seeing a total of ten paintings, "Why do they all draw the same apple?"

Whether it is shape or angle, these apples are almost carved out of the same mold.

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Of course, parents now like to send their children to cram schools, cram schools are not like our kindergartens, they need to grab customers, how do you think they can get more people to send their children to them?"

"How about it?"

"Naturally, the best effect is given in the shortest time. For example, this painting of apples, do you think they teach children how to observe and draw? No, they only teach one kind of painting from this angle. No way, even if you put another orange in front of them, what you draw is still this apple."

"This... this is too perfunctory." Qin Minsheng was dumbfounded.

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Parents can't see this kind of thing, because they can only see their own children's paintings, so they naturally feel that they draw well. Only those of us who look at dozens or twenty of the same paintings every day will feel bad It’s a kind of mental torture.”

Qin Minxuan sighed: "This is not teaching the children at all, but pleasing the parents. It's all superficial."

"So, smart parents generally don't send their children to cram schools. What can such a small child learn? If you look carefully, you can find that these children who look like pictures are usually sent by their mothers in the morning. of."

"What do you mean by that?" Qin Minwei was a complete newcomer, and didn't understand the tricks at all.

Jiang Huiyuan may have said it casually, and said directly: "Walking to school means that you live in this Bilan Flower City, and you are a real rich man, and those who drive their children to school are those who do not have a good kindergarten in their own community. They are also rich, but generally their family property will be one level lower, most of them are nouveau riche, and there is a high probability that they will be less interesting in raising their offspring."

"Oh~" Qin Minwei didn't expect that there were such tricks in it, and he was a little fascinated by hearing it.

Jiang Huiyuan came to her senses and said, "Hey, why am I telling you this? It's just gossip. No matter what the child's family situation is, we treat them equally here. Don't try to please any child to get ahead. It's useless. .”

Qin Minwei shook his head vigorously: "No, no, I don't want to be a mistress to those local tyrants."