"Uh, but I'm only 16." Although Jing Yi didn't say it clearly, the meaning was there.I'm almost twice the age of others, so I call you uncle and have a problem?
"I..." Lian Qianjun was definitely going to lose his temper, but when he saw Jiang Huiyuan sitting there, he chose to give up.
Forget it, forget it, you can't provoke it.
He asked Wu Zhenguo: "Is everyone not here yet? How many people are still not here?"
Wu Zhenguo said: "The Song family and the Jiang family haven't come yet, you were the first to come."
"I made a wrong navigation, what did they do?" Lian Qianjun asked in surprise, "Why don't you make a call?"
"Okay." Wu Zhenguo took out his mobile phone, and looked at the screen of the mobile phone in embarrassment.
"What's wrong?" Lian Qianjun asked him.
"That... I don't have your contact information yet," Wu Zhenguo said to Lian Qianjun, "How about we exchange WeChat IDs?"
Lian Qianjun: "..." What's the trick?This mission has not yet started, and he feels that he has lost his life for several years.
He had no choice but to take out his phone and add a friend with Wu Zhenguo.
After adding friends, the room fell into silence again.
The atmosphere seemed a little awkward.Jing Yi, the youngest, wanted to break this situation, but he didn't have the talent in this area, so he couldn't find a topic at all.
Wu Zhenguo was even more so.
Just when Jing Yi was feeling more and more tormented, the Sakura in the room was suddenly opened, and a woman stumbled in.
This woman's hair was disheveled, her face was disheveled, and her clothes were torn, as if she had just escaped from a refugee slum.
"Wow!" Lian Qianjun who was sitting closest to the door was taken aback.
Jiang Huiyuan, who was playing with the mobile phone (Qian Jiu's), also shook her hand, and the mobile phone swished into her chest.
"Are you okay?" Jing Yi asked with concern, "Who are you?"
"I, my name is Jiang Shinuo, I was, this time, sent by the Jiang family to go on a mission with you." The girl panted.Hearing the voice, it seems that he is not very old, just like Jing Yi.
Wu Zhenguo asked suspiciously: "How did you make it look like this?" Didn't it mean that the ones sent here were masters?Why are you in such a mess?It feels a little unreliable.
Jiang Shinuo breathed a sigh of relief, and said to everyone with a terrified expression: "It's too scary, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."
"Don't worry," Wu Zhenguo comforted, "Everyone here is an expert, so you won't be afraid."
Jiang Shinuo, who was comforted, said solemnly: "I was kidnapped by a panda just now."
"Panda?" Both Jing Yi and Wu Zhenguo looked confused. What kind of panda can kidnap an evolutionary?
Could it be the code name of an evolutionary?
Jing Yi asked, "Panda... who is it?"
Jiang Shinuo said: "It's not someone, it's the half black and half white cutie, very cute."
Hearing this, Jiang Huiyuan quickly took out her mobile phone and searched for pictures, then handed the phone over: "Is it like this?"
Jiang Shinuo took a look and saw a black and white penguin displayed on it.
"Oh, it's not this cute thing, it's a mammal." Jiang Shinuo said while stroking his chest.
So Jiang Huiyuan searched again: "This?"
Jiang Shinuo looked again, and this time it was half black and half white... a whale.
"Auntie, are you messing with me? Pandas, they live on land and eat bamboo!" Jiang Sinuo, who was stroking his hair, was startled. What kind of brain circuit is this aunt in front of him?
"Ah! I know you said that!" Jiang Huiyuan suddenly realized, and then searched for a picture again and showed it to her, "Here, the one who eats bamboo."
Jiang Sinuo thought that this time it was finally right, but when she saw it: "This..." What was displayed on the phone turned out to be a black bamboo rat!
Jiang Huiyuan swiped her finger proudly, and the picture switched to the next one, which showed a white bamboo mouse: "There are white ones too."
"Panda! Don't you know the first-class state-protected animal? It's the kind of giant panda that can rely on its strength but wants to show off its cuteness to make a living." Jiang Sinuo is going crazy. Is this aunt deliberately messing with her?
Seeing this, Wu Zhenguo quickly persuaded: "Okay, okay, we understand, you continue to talk."
Jiang Shinuo nodded, and continued: "It chased me crazily, saying that I am beautiful, who doesn't know? Then it pressed me to the ground, at the corner behind the police station, and then took out a rope and tied me with a tortoise shell , tortoise shell binding! I don’t know how it’s so good. I was tied up with a rope winding around. Fortunately, there was a manhole cover nearby. It's really..."
"Pfft——" Jiang Huiyuan held back her laughter very hard, but a trace of it still leaked out.
Jiang Shinuo's words were interrupted, and she glanced at her blankly, but Jiang Huiyuan couldn't hold back her innocent little eyes, and laughed out loud "hahaha".
"what are you laughing at?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Huiyuan thought for a while and said, "I remembered something happy."
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"What joy?" Jiang Shinuo asked suspiciously.
"My aunt is gone." Jiang Huiyuan replied solemnly, fortunately she didn't laugh.
"Pfft—" This time it was Jing Yi's turn and couldn't hold back, laughing out loud.
Jiang Shinuo looked at him again: "What are you laughing at?"
Jing Yi pinched his face and suppressed a smile: "Which...my aunt is gone too."
Jiang Shinuo pondered for a second and asked, "Is your aunt the same person?"
"Pfft—" Neither Jiang Huiyuan nor Jing Yi could hold back.
"Yes, yes, yes." Jing Yi lowered his head, not daring to meet her eyes.
Jiang Huiyuan covered her mouth and forcefully explained: "No, his one is human, mine is not."
"Do you think I'm talking nonsense!" Jiang Sinuo said angrily, "What I said is true!"
"I believe it, we all believe it... Puff hehehe—" Jiang Huiyuan thumped her thigh, but couldn't help laughing.
Seeing that Jiang Shinuo was about to go berserk, Wu Zhenguo stopped him in time: "Okay, okay, leave them alone, let's talk about this panda...is it powerful? How could it catch you?"
"It's not a question of whether it's powerful or not!" Jiang Sinuo suddenly began to recall, "It's really a rare kind...the kind that is round and fluffy, looks like glutinous rice balls from a distance, the hair is soft and shiny, very It's cute, and it doesn't hurt to be tied up, but it's a pity that it sat on my butt and didn't get a good hug."
As she recalled, her expression began to become a little enjoyment.Jiang Huiyuan saw this scene as soon as she turned her head, and couldn't help laughing again: "Pfft——"
Jiang Sinuo, whose expression was blurred, suddenly became angry: "Auntie, I have endured you for a long time! Is it so funny?"
Jiang Huiyuan hurriedly said: "My aunt is gone."
"You are clearly laughing at me!"
"Little sister, trust me," Jiang Huiyuan put on a serious face, signaling her to be calm, "I'm a creative person, no matter how bizarre things are, I won't laugh...unless I can't help it .”
"How about this," Wu Zhenguo said, "Go take a shower and change your clothes first, we will accompany you to the place where you met the panda later, if it is still there, we will help you take revenge, okay?" ?”
"Okay, where is there a bathroom here? I'm going to change my clothes, it should still be there now." Jiang Sinuo couldn't stand seeing the mess on his body.
"I'll take you there." Jing Yi thumped his stomach, held back his laughter, and then took the initiative to open the door to show her the way.
However, as soon as the door was opened, he saw a huge bear's paw slapped on his face, which made him stagger back a few steps and fell into Lian Qianjun's arms.
The action is basically the pose of a princess hugging, the two men look at each other, both faces are full of embarrassment.
"Ouch!" Lian Qianjun threw Jing Yi on the ground in disgust, causing him to fall.Shocked that one guy hurt another guy's ass.
"Ah!" Jiang Shinuo screamed, and hid behind Wu Zhenguo, "That's it!"
Jiang Huiyuan came over to take a look, only to see a giant panda standing walking in from the door.It also has a bundle of red rope around its neck.
The giant panda said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I just wanted to knock on the door, but the door opened unexpectedly. Hello, I'm Song Caiyan from the Song family. You can call me Xiaocai."
"Huh?" Jiang Huiyuan suddenly felt that the name sounded familiar.It's this damn sense of sight again.
Wu Zhenguo was dumbfounded: "The Song family... sent a panda? Isn't this a leather case?"
"No, I'm really a panda." Xiao Cai stretched out a bear paw, "Is there any bamboo?"
"There's no bamboo here," Wu Zhenguo shook his head, "Are you the only one from the Song family? How did you get here on the road? Didn't anyone find it?"
"Oh, I came here from Tudun, no one saw me," Xiao Cai replied, "I'm hungry."
"Tudun?" Although I'm curious about what its ability is, it won't ask other people if it doesn't mention it. Some evolutionaries still pay attention to the source of their abilities and won't let others know easily.
Wu Zhenguo said: "I'll get you something to eat right now, is Roujiamo okay?"
"Sure, I'm not picky eaters." Xiao Cai nodded her head.
Wu Zhenguo said to Jiang Shinuo who was behind him again: "I'm going to get some food, you can take a shower at this time."
"Ah! It's you!" At this time, Xiao Cai finally found Jiang Shinuo, "Beautiful young lady, why did you run away just now!"
"Don't come here!" Jiang Shinuo yelled in horror, "I, I won't let you tie me up again!"
"Don't you like it?" Little Caixiong pointed his paw at the bear's mouth, tilted his head and asked doubtfully, "But that's what I read in the book."
"What book are you reading?" Jing Yi asked curiously as he stood up rubbing his buttocks.
"Here, this is it." Xiao Cai pulled out a book from her thick hair and handed it to him, "I found this in the Song Family's Treasure Pavilion. It must be a treasure."
Jing Yi took a look and read out the title of the book: "General Outline of Tsing Yi Teaching?"
"Huh?" Lian Qianjun looked at Jiang Huiyuan in shock.Why is there tortoise shell binding in Tsing Yi's general outline?
Jiang Huiyuan was also surprised when she heard the words, oh my god, why does the Song family have such a book that records her dark history?
Oh, yes, the Song family fights zombies, so it's normal to confiscate a few Tsing Yi teaching outlines as trophies.
She simply pretended to look around, because she didn't care about her business anyway, she didn't know anything.
Jing Yi casually flipped through the page, and actually turned to the page of Gui Jia Bie.
I see above it says:
Mr. Today taught a style of rope technique, it is said that it can please girls, and they are very happy to learn it.
Then the next day I suddenly realized that I don't have a daughter-in-law, very sad...
Three crying faces were drawn next to the line.
And it also marked how to perform the tortoise shell binding with pictures and texts.
Jing Yi's eyes were shining brightly. He was a little virgin, and he usually asked his classmates to borrow movies to watch, and he had very few exposures.This kind of thing with a rope is really the first time I have come into contact with it.
Wu Zhenguo hurriedly took the book and returned it to Xiao Cai: "Children, don't mess around with this kind of stuff."
"Uh..." Although Jing Yi really wanted to take another look, he was too embarrassed to say it.
Then Wu Zhenguo took Jiang Shinuo out, first he found a policeman to take her to take a shower and change clothes, and then he went to the police station to buy some roujiamo.
In Room 302, only Lian Qianjun, Jiang Huiyuan, and giant panda Xiaocai were left.
"Ah! I remembered!" Jiang Huiyuan yelled suddenly, scaring Lian Qianjun from the sofa to the ground.
"What?" Xiao Cai looked at her cutely.
"You are the pet raised by the charterer, right?"
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"What are you packing?" The giant panda Xiao Cai scratched the back of her head with her bear paw.
"Oh, it's Concubine Song En." Jiang Huiyuan explained.
I thought that Xiao Cai would be very happy to hear the master's name, but who knew that after Jiang Huiyuan said the three words "Concubine Song En", Xiao Cai disappeared from her vision in a blink of an eye.
Looking to the side, I saw the giant panda's head under the table, revealing a round panda buttocks shivering outside.
"What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Cai stretched out her head, looked around, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, I was shocked, how did you know that name, it made me reflexively want to find a hole to get in."
"Why are you so afraid of her?" Jiang Huiyuan asked.
"Nonsense," Xiao Cai said, "try to be treated as a sandbag by someone since you were a child, and beat you every day. After a long time, you will also have psychological shadows."
Jiang Huiyuan suddenly realized when she heard the words: "I understand, you feel that I understand too well!"
She stretched out her hand to hug Xiao Cai, but her hand stopped for a moment: "Wait a minute, your father's mother?"
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