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"You told me that this guy is a man?" Gouzi looked at the little zombie suspiciously, "Are you sure you didn't show me Cui Mingyue's photo by mistake?"

The little zombie said with a serious face: "It's him, I didn't believe it at first, but it seems that he is really Cui Mingyue's younger brother."

"Then...there may be something wrong with the matter, the voice-changing skills are not difficult, and his Adam's apple is not obvious, so let him replace his sister to participate in the competition. Anyway, there is also a man from the Zhatang participating this time, so it will be exposed by then. It doesn't matter." Gouzi's cat eyes shone with a strange light.

"But there is one problem." The little zombie whispered with a bitter face.

"What's the matter?"

"I just called and asked, and his roommate told me that he seems to have been arrested for women's fillets."

"Meow?"

……

Peng Li did not get good grades since he was a child, and liked to hang out with his classmates. He was punished for various fights.After finishing compulsory education, he stopped studying.

After graduating, he has been hanging around in society, and he is very brotherly.I have always longed to be the kind of mafia gangster who slashes people with his brothers in the movie.

It's a pity that in today's Qin Naguo, his dream is basically a bubble.

After a long time, the group of brothers around me almost became astigmatized, some went to deliver couriers, some went to drive motorcycles, and some went to work as security guards.

He was the only one still hanging out in the streets and alleys, occasionally fighting.It's a fight, but it's actually a fist move, not to mention a knife, not even a brick, a wine bottle or anything.

To this day, a brother who used to hang out with him came to beg him, saying that he borrowed some money from the online loan with rolling interest and couldn't pay it off, so he begged him to borrow some money.

讲义气的彭力当时就把自己兜里仅有的96块5给了兄弟：“本来有100的，刚刚买可乐花了3块5。”

Of course this is not enough, but there is nothing Peng Li can do about it. His parents give him 500 yuan for living expenses every week, and he spends lavishly on his own money. The 96 yuan is already the limit he can spend.

The brother was taken away by a group of people, and Peng Li couldn't handle so many people alone, so he could only promise them that he would raise money.

Worried that his brother would have his kidney cut, in a hurry, he took the watermelon knife at home and went to rob it.

As a result, due to inexperience, he was arrested for the first robbery.

It's not that he didn't think about being arrested, but the whole process was too aggrieved, especially the cashier, who didn't show him any respect, and he felt very aggrieved.

Thinking of this, Peng Li, who was squatting in the cell, couldn't help but screamed.

"what--"

"What's it called?" Suddenly, there was a complaining voice from his upper bunk, "You're still called after you've been arrested? Incompetent and furious?"

"Uh, I'm sorry," Peng Li hurriedly silenced, but then he came to his senses and thought, "No, we are both imprisoned, why are you teaching me?"

The person lying on his upper bunk sat up suddenly, because of the lighting problem, Peng Li couldn't see his face clearly.

I only heard the man say: "Hey, I'm sorry buddy, I just woke up a little bit angry, how did you get in?"

Chapter 361 Chapter 353 Unless you can't help it

"Why am I telling you?"

"Let's talk about it, it's rare to be locked up together. We can be regarded as veterans who passed through the window together. Don't worry, I will definitely not laugh at you."

Peng Li just couldn't hear the word "old iron", hesitated for a while, and spit out two words: "robbery."

"Robbery...you started in three years. Congratulations, you will have no worries about food and drink in the next few years." The person on the upper bunk chuckled.

Peng Li said angrily, "You said you didn't laugh!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, old man," the man quickly apologized, "I'm quite patient, and I usually don't laugh...unless I can't help it, ha ha."

"Forget it," Peng Li asked back, "What about you?"

"I am charged with fraud and will be detained for 15 days." The person on the upper bunk said it very easily.

"So it's a liar." Peng Li said disdainfully.He despises liars the most, because he is often cheated himself.

"That's because they misunderstood me," said the person on the upper bunk, "I'm actually a therapist, who specializes in helping people relieve their psychological pressure, but after the customer gave the money, he regretted it and accused me of fraud, but I didn't." If you can explain it, you will be arrested."

"Psychotherapist?" Peng Li felt that this seemed to be a rather prestigious profession.

At this moment, a policeman came over: "Which one is the one with rounded corners in women's clothing? Someone wants to see you."

"Come on!" Peng Li heard the old iron on the upper bunk answer, and then jumped out.

"You... aren't you a psychotherapist?"

"That's right, women's clothing is just for work." Old Tie turned around and smiled at him.

It was only then that Peng Li saw the appearance of this old man, and he stood there in a daze, his heart began to beat faster, and he felt that his entire chest was about to explode.

But it doesn't matter, his brain is more affected than his heart.

"Why...how can you be so beautiful..." He clutched his chest, wanting to shout "Oh, I'm dead".

……

Cui was released on bail tomorrow, and he did not know the two people who came to bail him.

One of them introduced that he was the manager of his sister's company, and the other one who was holding a cat was the company owner's wife.

After changing his clothes, he got into the car with the two of them.

The lady holding the Persian cat has been watching him since he got in the car.

By the way, since Cui Mingri was arrested in women's clothing, he is now wearing a female high school uniform, and his hair is long, so he looks like a pure female high school student.

"Where did you get this uniform?" the lady asked him.

"My sister's." Cui Mingri said truthfully.

"You...are you studying at university now? The family's financial situation is not bad, why did you think of doing this?" the lady asked again.

Cui Mingri said: "It's just a personal hobby. I feel very happy to see those uncles being fooled by me and thinking that I am really a stupid woman."

"The personality is really bad," the lady nodded, "and your sister are completely two extremes."

"So my sister asked you to help me bail?" Cui Mingri asked.

The agent shook his head: "No, actually there is something I need to tell you..."

He brought up the matter of Cui Mingyue's disappearance.

"Missing?" Cui Mingri asked in surprise, "How could this happen?"

"We are still investigating the specific reasons. I believe there will be results. You don't have to worry."

"How can I not be worried? From your tone, you are planning to deal with it privately? What? Will my sister's incident affect your company's image?" Cui Mingri took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

In the end, the manager pressed his hand, so powerful that Cui Mingri couldn't resist at all: "Don't be so anxious, kid, we won't harm your sister, it's just that there are some things you don't understand yet."

"What do you mean?"

"That's what it means." The manager's eyes suddenly turned blood red, and a pair of fangs emerged from his mouth.

"Oh!" Cui Mingri was taken aback, but he didn't show much panic. He just shook his head and calmed down, "What are you? A vampire?"

"Don't compare us with that kind of hot chicken, we are zombies." The manager said disdainfully.

"Zombie?"

"Yes, it's not just us, your sister is also a zombie."

"My sister is a zombie?! Are you kidding me!?"

"Young man, you have a good mental quality," the lady said suddenly, "We will explain it to you in detail, and you can make your own judgment after listening."

"Evolutionary... Tsing Yi Teach... My sister and I are zombies?" Cui Mingri sat there without saying a word after listening to a whole set of popular science.

If you tell him normally, he probably won't believe it.But if there is a zombie with blood pupils and fangs sitting next to him, the effect will be different.

He is really seriously considering how to accept this setting.

"But how can I be sure that you are not colored contact lenses and dentures?" Cui Mingri asked back.

"When I bite you and turn you into a zombie, you won't have so many problems." The manager said as he was about to bite Cui Mingri's neck.

"Don't! Don't! I don't want to be bitten by a man!" Of course, Cui Mingri refused. Although he is cute and has round corners in women's clothing, he knows that he is a straight man, so he doesn't want to be bitten by a man!

But the manager didn't bother to care about his hypocrisy, a pair of fangs almost touched his skin.Cui Mingri's girl-like arms couldn't break free from the zombie's oppression.

"I said no!" Suddenly, Cui Mingri yelled, and then the manager flew up, and embedded into the roof of the extended Rolls-Royce with a bang.

"Huh?" Gouzi opened his eyes and looked at Cui Mingri curiously at this time. The pair of half red and half silver pupils made him a little shocked.

In the entire Tsing Yi sect, those with silver pupils are left and right guardians, and most of them are blood pupils.Cui Mingri's half-silver and half-red pupil color shows one point... His bloodline level is quite high, even surpassing that of Gouzi.

This is the first time it has seen this kind of pupil color, and it can't make up its mind: [I have to report to the leader. 】

"This is me..." Cui Mingri also looked confused.He looked at his arms, which were as thin and white as his sister, when did he become so strong?

And why does the surrounding area feel brighter all of a sudden, and my mouth is itchy.

He reached out and touched it, only to find a pair of pointy things.After seeing the changes in his manager, he could naturally imagine what his teeth were like now.

"I... really turned into a zombie?"

The lady said: "Now you believe it?"

"Has my sister become like this too?"

"That's right, she suddenly awakened two years ago. The zombies all over the world are a family, so I included her in my driving heart."

Chapter 362 Chapter 354 The Goddess of Beauty and Talent

"Candy with filling?"

"It's Jiaxintang! Scratch you, meow!" Gouzi stood up and shouted at him.

"The cat!!! The cat is talking!"

"Fool, there are zombies, why can't cats talk, this is the main body of the hall master, meow!"

"Well... can I touch you?" Cui Mingri was ready to move, and stretched out a hand towards the Persian cat, "I have a great skill at stroking cats."

"Really meow?" Gouzi let him touch it, and it felt pretty good. The strength, angle, and frequency were all at the level of a professional cat handler.

"Well, you're not bad, meow." The dog jumped on Cui Mingri's lap, so that he could pet the cat better.

Cui Mingri asked while masturbating: "So my sister's disappearance is also related to this supernatural power?"

"I'm not sure yet, meow, but the possibility is very high. After all, the scene is too weird, and there is no trace of resistance at all, meow."

"Then what can I do to help?" Cui Mingri is not an idiot either, Gouzi and the others worked so hard to release him on bail and give him science education, so it's not because he has a good relationship with his sister, right?

Gouzi said: "We will deal with your sister's side naturally. You have to believe that we are all professionals, and it is much more efficient than you asking meowing blindly alone. And you have only one task...that is, before your sister comes back Instead of her, participate in our company's recent program PD119 Meow."

"What? Participating in the show? Why should I go?" Cui Mingri was confused again.

"Who made you look so similar to your sister? You know that your sister has always dreamed of debuting. This is the most suitable opportunity for her. If she misses it, she may regret it for the rest of her life, meow. You are willing to look at your sister. Is the dream broken?"

Cui Mingri thought for a while and asked, "Can you really rescue my sister?"

"Of course meow, you are still too immature. You don't even know what our Tsing Yi Sect means in the world of evolution. If we say we will save your sister, we will definitely be able to save her. All you have to do is pretend to be her in the show to get First meow."

"That's fine, I promise you." Cui Mingri often switched identities with his sister when he was a child, and even their parents couldn't tell the difference unless they took off their pants.After the voice-changing period, there was a difference between the two, and he went to practice voice-changing hard again. Basically, except for those who were very close, he couldn't tell who they were.

The voice-changing skill is especially useful when rounding corners. Sometimes when some people are unruly and want to make a move, he will use Li Kui's voice to yell: "Damn you, brother." Guaranteed to scare people out Mental shadows come.

"Very good, I will send your sister's exclusive agent to help you later, and try to make your disguise more seamless." Gouzi couldn't help but let out a comfortable cry after being slapped comfortably, "Meow~~~"

"Yeah." Cui Mingri was still worried about her sister's safety, but didn't think too much about it.In fact, he is not stupid. When he realizes some things later, it is already too late.

"But before that, I have to take you to meet someone."

"Who?"

"The root of our Tsing Yi Sect, the greatest evolutionary in the world, is also a goddess who combines beauty and talent... Lord Master!"

[Oh, this rainbow fart shot...] Cui Mingri naturally didn't believe it: "Is she more beautiful than my sister?"

"Heh," Gouzi smiled disdainfully, "When you meet the leader, you will know how ridiculous your question is now."

"That... hall master, do you think you can put me down?" asked the manager who had been stuck on the roof of the car.

"Oh, I almost forgot about you, meow," Gouzi looked up at him, and said to Cui Mingri, "Ri, drag him down."