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Xun Yichao was thinking about this when he heard the "Ruhua" in the video say: "Young hall master, if no one participates, do you think I can make it?"

"Pfft—" Xun Yichao spat again, "What? What did you say?"

"I—" he patted his solid chest, "I want to participate in the selection of the saint."

"But, but you are a man, this saint..."

"Young master, what time is this? LGBT people also need to be respected and recognized. I think I am a woman, so let me participate." "Ruhua" at the end of the video is very serious.

Xun Yichao didn't know how to complain, and finally he chose to give up: "Okay, okay, if you want to sign up, just sign up, anyway, you will be the only one in our hall."

"Alright, thank you, Young Hall Master."

Turning off the video, Xun Yichao couldn't help but imagine what this year's Saintess Selection Competition would be like...it felt horrible.I hope that when the time comes, everyone will not think that they are all perverts.

"Melancholy... No, I have to find some pictures of beautiful women to wash my eyes."

He opened Weibo, searched casually on the hot search, clicked in and saw the video of Jiang Huiyuan singing: "The leader is so beautiful, the beauty of the leader is indeed the best in the world, ah~ I'm dead~"

Under the heavy pressure, he pointed to the leader's face every day to relieve the pressure.

But when he heard the phrase "Whoever I meet, what kind of dialogue will I have", Xun Yichao suddenly felt his heart empty.

"It would be nice if I could meet my own girl anytime..."

Although Chen Guang claims to be a monk, he is not actually a monk. His bald head...is really just a hairstyle.

According to the old monk on the mountain, Ruyi Mountain has hereditary alopecia, but not everyone will be bald.In order to unite the family and take care of the feelings of those bald people, everyone simply shaves their heads, so that it is impossible to tell who is really bald and who is fake.

Chen Guang always felt that the old monk who came up with this method must be very brain-dead.It is also possible that the old monk is bald himself, so he deliberately played tricks to make people with hair become bald like him.

In order to resist this unfair phenomenon, Chen Guang has secretly grown his hair many times.It's a pity that those old monks are old and mature, and the young Chen Guang can't compete with them at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to choose to run away from home.

Yes, he escaped this time.

Seven years ago, there was a monk who did the same thing as him. That was his uncle "Jielu" monk.

Chenguang, who was only 11 years old, watched his uncle in golden body protector leave the mountain gracefully against the bombardment of 64 sky stakes on the mountain. Since then, his uncle has become an idol in his heart.

"One day, I want to become a real man like Uncle Jielu."

After setting a goal, Chen Guang worked hard to develop her abilities and became stronger and stronger.When he becomes an adult, not to mention his peers, even an old monk who is dozens of years older than him will not be able to withstand his three moves.

But even so, he still couldn't hold the sky-suppressing pile of Ruyi Mountain. It was the eight-fierce magic weapon that Ruyi Buddha personally refined back then. Even if the Buddha passed away, he was still powerful.

Chenguang, who had been lying on the bed for a week after being hit by one of the sky-suppressing stakes, admired Master Jielu more and more, and did not give up the idea of ​​going out of the mountain.

In the end, relying on his innate pair of diamond eyes, he found a chance to avoid the sky-suppressing pile and escaped.

Growing up in Ruyi Mountain, he didn't know anything about the outside world, because Ruyi Mountain also has wifi and can surf the Internet.It’s just that there are a lot of things that are blocked. For example, some websites that only adults can see all display 404.

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He can take a car, make a phone call and even make money.

It is too easy for him to make money, just walk around the train station and bus station, find pickpockets and catch them stealing things.In this way, if the owner is kind, he will give him a part of the gift, and if he doesn't plan to give it, he will remind him. Generally, those who want to face will give some.

When he met someone who was ungrateful and even scolded him, he would find another thief to steal things out.He wouldn't want that thing, and he wouldn't catch a thief, he just pretended that he didn't take care of this kind of thing.

It's just that he hunts geese all day long, and sometimes he is pecked by geese.At the train station in Xiakong City, he was attracted by a cute little girl because of his attention, so that the salute was stolen by a thief.

Chen Guang didn't care too much, anyway, when he left the mountain, he was empty-handed, and he bought those salutes with money.If you lose it, you can make it again, no problem.

After experiencing a series of unlucky and bizarre events, Chen Guang came to the train station again to catch the thief.

The flow of people here is particularly heavy, and within half a day, three pickpockets were caught by him.

One of them happened to be the guy who stole his salute, now it's all over, the uncle's address is back.

After finding the wallet lost by the thief, according to the note with the address inside, Chen Guang successfully found the address of the uncle.

Ding dong.

With excitement, he rang the doorbell.

Finally able to see Master Uncle again, his mind is full of the back that stood firm under the bombardment of the Tiantian Zhuang.That is the goal of his life to pursue.

"Who?"

The door opened, and Chen Guang couldn't wait to shout: "Master——"

Then, his voice froze.

Looking at the 1.9-meter-tall man in front of him, with a thick back and waist, wearing a leopard-print tight dress, with long hair permed into big waves, and a face full of stubble but heavy makeup, the Yingwei in Dust Light's memory The back is collapsing bit by bit.

"Uncle~????" His voice changed.

I can vaguely remember that when my uncle came out of the mountain, the whole Ruyi Mountain was shocked.

The owner of the mountain asked him, "Why did you go down the mountain?"

His voice was like a bell: "Seek the truth!"

No matter how the sky-suppressing pile is bombarded, he will not move.

On that day, the golden light on Ruyi Mountain pierced the sky.

But... [Is the "reality" that the uncle asked for like this?No, it's impossible, I must have looked in the wrong place, this person might just be as tall as my uncle. 】

"Huh? This hairstyle?" The flower-like man looked at Chen Guang's bald head and asked in surprise, "Are you Chen Guang?"

[What a master——] Chen Guang was already howling in his heart.

"Master, uncle, how, how did you become like this?" Chen Guang's voice was trembling.

"Oh, this." The man who used to be named Jielu touched his shawl with big waves, "After I came out of the mountain, I gradually realized myself, and I found that my heart actually wanted to be a woman, a weak woman. woman."

Dust is about to cry.

how so?How could the masculine uncle in my heart, the uncle who has been chasing after me as my goal in life, become like this?

Uncle Shi is very polite: "Come in quickly, I have prepared a room for you after I received your call, and you can stay with me from now on."

Chenguang resisted in his heart, but was dragged into the house by his uncle.

[Fuck! 】He found that the room was very tidy and clean, it didn't look like a man living alone at all.

[By the way, the uncle is now... a woman. 】

"You don't need to call me uncle anymore, I have a new name now, you can call me Alice."

[It's still a foreign name! ! ! 】Chen Guang suddenly remembered that when he was chatting with his uncle on the Internet, his ID was Alice.

"Ai...Aili...Master Uncle," Chen Guang couldn't yell after all, "You...why do you want to be, be, be a woman?"

"Oh, this one, it's probably something you're born with," Alice recalled. "I never liked the way men sweat profusely after exercising."

A scene of a group of monks sweating profusely while practicing basic skills on Ruyi Mountain appeared in Chenguang's mind.

"And men are very rough. They don't care if their clothes and pants are torn. Sometimes they don't care if they get dirt on them. Hey~ they're so dirty~"

Chen Guang remembered that when his brothers were exercising martial arts, even if they were bleeding, they would casually show no concern.

"The most unbearable thing for me is that men like to relieve themselves against trees and walls, and the splashes are everywhere. It's disgusting."

Chenguang recalled that he was competing with a group of friends last year to see who could leave longer water marks on the tree trunk. He was the winner who was able to draw eighteen layers of spirals on the tree. He was happy for a long time at that time .

He just stood there in a daze, his eyes gradually losing their brightness.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you," Alice said suddenly, "What are you going to do this time? Dust light?"

After being pushed for a while, Chen Guang finally came back to his senses.

"I... I... I don't know..."

He felt his life was in shambles.

"Oh, it's okay, then think about it for yourself, if you want to tell me, you're welcome." Alice said with a smile.

Chen Guang still wanted to cry.

"That's right! You came just in time," Alice went back to the room and took out a bunch of clothes. "I'm going to run for the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect recently. Can you give me a reference on how to match it better?"

"Huh? Devil's Cult? Saintess?" Chen Guang was puzzled for a while.

"Oh, don't you know?" Alice said, "I actually came out of the mountain as an undercover agent to join the Tsing Yi Sect. Otherwise, no matter how good I am, I would not be able to stand up to the Suppression Stake. The Mountain Lord cooperated with me. Acting."

"why!?"

"Of course it's because I'm not sure if there will be an eyeliner of the Demon Cult on Ruyi Mountain. Since we can send undercover agents to the Demon Cult, how can the Demon Cult lag behind us?"

"Then you... are you sacrificing for an undercover agent?"

"Oh, that's not it, it's just my pure personal hobby," Alice said with a smile, tossing her hair, "I only seriously worked as an undercover agent for the first half a year, and then I gradually found out what I wanted, so I gave up being an undercover agent I took the initiative to tell the hall master about this matter, and they also forgave me, and let me continue to stay in the hall. When they are together, they feel like they are at home, and our understanding of the Devil's Cult in Ruyi Mountain was too one-sided."

Chen Guang fell to the ground in shock: "Why...how did this happen?"

He said that since he entered the community just now, he has seen a lot of demonic aura, and he originally planned to join hands with the uncle to subdue the demon, but now that he looked carefully, the uncle has a lot of demonic aura!

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Alice took out a paper book from her bosom, on the cover there were clearly five words "Tsing Yi Teaching Outline": "I recommend you to read this, the things written in it benefited me a lot, and gave me the courage to face it." For the true self, I believe it will also help you."

"No! No need!" Chen Guang retreated back with hands and feet as if facing a formidable enemy.

In his eyes, that book was simply poisonous.Even Master Jielu, who was once indomitable, has been harmed into what he is now. The Demon Cult...is too terrifying!

He was still too young to underestimate the outside world.

"Uncle Shi, I won't live here anymore. I met a friend when I came here, so I'll just live with him." Chen Guang couldn't wait to leave, he was afraid that he would become like Uncle Shi if he stayed any longer.

"Oh? Don't you live here?" Alice felt a little regretful, "I bought you new clothes specially, so you can take them and go together."

"No, no need, see you again, Uncle Master." How could Chenguang dare to ask for the clothes Alice gave, what if it was a skirt?He exhausted his breastfeeding strength and escaped from the Yedu community where Alice lived.

……

Jiang Huiyuan received a call from Ergouzi.

"What? The Saintess Selection Contest? When did we have this thing?"

She was confused when she first heard it, but after hearing Er Gouzi's explanation, she gradually accepted this setting.

"Sister Leader, you were not here before, so everyone just played in private, but now that you are back, do you want to be the chief judge? I believe that the enthusiasm of the brothers and sisters will definitely be greatly improved."

"Hmm..." Jiang Huiyuan thought about it, choose the saint?Isn't that the same as choosing a beauty?

Speaking of which, she has been sleeping for a hundred years, and the Tsing Yi School has opened up many new members that she doesn't know, and there may be rare beautiful girls among them.

"Success! Then I will be the chief judge once!"

"Haha, that's great, thank you sister leader, I will send you the list of candidates for this election."

Jiang Huiyuan lay down for a while, and the mail came.

"Let me see what cuties have been added to our family recently..." Jiang Huiyuan changed the tablet and could see clearly on the big screen.

"This is not bad, this is not bad, um... this breast is a little smaller, ouch, this P picture is too much to see the original appearance, how come there are pregnant women?"

Flipping through it, suddenly a photo with hot eyes popped out.

"Oh my god!" Jiang Huiyuan shook her hands in fright, and the entire tablet directly hit her on the bridge of the nose, tears came out immediately.

But compared to the pain, the mental shock is obviously more terrifying.

It's just a nightmare.

"Er Gouzi! Are you trying to usurp the throne?" Jiang Huiyuan trembled.

For some reason, she suddenly remembered the deeds of Sun Yifeng defeating Yui Aragaki to become a new generation of otaku "female" gods.Such an outrageous thing shouldn't have happened in Tsing Yi School...it's no wonder!It will definitely happen!

"Murphy's Law, Murphy's Law... Shouldn't I agree to be the chief judge?"

Jiang Huiyuan regretted it.

However, it was too late to regret, and Er Gouzi had already spread the news that the leader would participate in the final selection.

Now, the zombies all over the country are boiling, and some people who were too lazy to participate are all high-spirited and ready to show their faces in front of the leader.