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"Oh..." Mother didn't know how to answer, so she smiled awkwardly at the bald boy.

The boy continued: "Female benefactor, I don't know what is your daughter's birth date."

"You know fortune-telling?" Listening to his self-proclaimed little monk, he must be a monk. The mother thought he was trying to tell fortunes to cheat money.

In the end, the bald boy shook his head honestly: "No, I just want to figure out when the little girl will turn 14, and then I plan to propose marriage to see if it works."

"Crazy!" The woman hurried away with her daughter, and before leaving, she gave the bald boy a contemptuous look.

The young man touched his bald head depressingly: "It's a pity, she is a cute little girl, it seems that this is not my fate."

After that, he planned to leave the train station, but he couldn't help but was stunned when he looked back: "Oh? Where's my bag?"

A few seconds later, he clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "Oh~ I have been robbed."

"What should I do? The address and phone number given by my uncle are still inside, how can I find someone?"

"Forget it, take one step at a time."

The boy stroked his bald head, and walked out of the train station swaggeringly.

He picked a direction at random and started walking all the way.

Along the way, he also asked passers-by for help, but few people paid attention to him. After all, he was so cleanly dressed, his head was shaved, and his face was so relaxed, he didn't look like he was in trouble.

Of course, the main reason was that every time he met a female benefactor, he had to ask if she had a boyfriend, and if so, if she had a daughter. Basically, every time he would be treated as a psychopath.

"Sure enough, the people down the mountain are very indifferent," the boy said with emotion while walking on the road, "I need a pair of nurses, a pair of nurses who can warm my heart, I'm really fed up with the bald heads on that mountain."

Suddenly, he stopped and looked up at a small hill in the distance.

If someone is by his side, they can find that his originally brown eyes have turned into diamonds at this time, and each facet is shining with a different kind of light.

"There is a monster!"

The bald boy quickened his pace immediately, his destination was Xiliang Yaozhuang.

But when he reached the foot of the mountain, he was blocked by two people.

"Stop, where did you come from?"

Lian Cheng and Jiang Chengyun have been stationed at the foot of Xiliang Yaozhuang, and they have now adjusted their positions.What they want to stare at is not the few big guys on the mountain at all, but guys like Baldhead who have nothing to do to kill themselves.

"Ah, the female benefactor is so beautiful, but it's a pity... she's a bit older." The bald boy's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Chengyun, but then he felt a little disappointed. "I don't know if you have a daughter? If so, wait until she is 14 years old." May I marry her?"

If it was a comic, at this time Jiang Chengyun's forehead was already covered with "#": "Where did you get the neuropathy? How old is my mother? I'm only 23 this year, okay!"

Lian Cheng wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of being hit hard by his allies, so he held back very hard.

"Why are you blocking me?" The bald boy wondered, "Could it be that you and the monster are in the same group?"

"Monster? Is there still such an outdated name?" Lian Cheng and Jiang Chengyun felt strange. Where did this bald head come from without internet access?

Lian Cheng thought for a while, and said to the bald boy, "Hey, bald, where are you from? What's your name?"

"Me?" The bald boy put his palms together politely, "My name is Chen Guang, and Chen Guang, who is as light as Chen Guang, comes from Ruyi Mountain."

"Ruyi Mountain?" As big families in the mysterious alliance, the Lian family and the Jiang family naturally knew about Ruyi Mountain.

Lian Cheng said: "Since you are from Ruyi Mountain, you don't know about the mysterious alliance, do you?"

"Of course I know it." The little monk Chenguang replied.

"Then since you know about the mysterious alliance, haven't you heard that the alliance has a rule that the nature of an evolutionary cannot be defined by the image of the work?"

Faced with this question, the little monk Chenguang looked at a loss: "Huh?"

"I really don't know?" Jiang Yanyun sighed, "How do you lack communication with the outside world? The Mysterious Alliance has been advancing with the times over the years. People like you who see monsters and shout to eliminate demons and defend the way are no longer Appropriate for this era."

"What does this mean?" The little monk Chenguang still didn't understand.

Jiang Chengyun said: "To put it simply, you must abide by the rules and laws when catching monsters. If they haven't made a mistake, you can't do it."

"There are still such regulations!?" Chen Guang was shocked, "Isn't that letting the hidden dangers go? If you wait until the monsters harm people before you go to subdue the monsters, how innocent are those people who were killed?"

"Oh, I can't communicate with your old-fashioned thinking," Lian Qianjun said to Chenguang, "In short, you register with us first, don't think about running up this mountain if you have nothing to do, we are here to save you Do you understand?"

"Understood," Chen Guang nodded, "You just want to stop me from going up, right?"

"Why are you so stupid with your bald head?" Jiang Chengyun laughed angrily.

Chen Guang stopped answering, and closed and opened his eyes, which turned into diamonds again.

A warning sign suddenly appeared in Lian Cheng's heart, and he shouted at Jiang Chengyun: "Be careful!"

Jiang Chengyun also reacted immediately and turned into a ball of clear water.

The moisture in the air was gathered, and an ice wall two to three meters thick and seven to eight meters high instantly appeared on the slope at the foot of the mountain.

boom!

There was only a loud noise, and a human-shaped hole appeared in the ice wall, with two sides transparent.

At this moment, Chen Guang was surrounded by a burst of golden light, rushing towards the mountain.

"Stop!"

Lian Cheng panicked, his right hand instantly turned into a huge dragon claw and grabbed towards Chen Guang.

But even though he caught the dusty light of the golden light shield, his whole body was rushed towards the top of the mountain, and he couldn't stop the bald head at all.

The huge ice wall melted, and part of it turned into the appearance of Jiang Chengyun. She clutched her chest and panted, her face solemn: "This bald head has two brushes."

"Stop it! Do you like to play dead so much?" Lian Cheng couldn't stop Chen Guang, so he had to try talking.

It's a pity that there is no use for eggs, Chen Guang only wants to go up the mountain.

Seeing that the top of the mountain was getting closer and closer, Lian Cheng was also afraid, so he let go of his hands and let Chen Guang go on: "Forget it, if you want to die, go, I won't collect your body!"

After all, he jumped directly to the foot of the mountain.Just being close to the top of the mountain, he felt like a pill, and he didn't want to stay for a moment.

Without any obstacles, Chenguang naturally reached the top of the mountain smoothly.

But there is still a layer of enchantment here, which was laid by Concubine Song En.

Chapter 341 Chapter 333

It was originally just a simple maze to prevent people from going the wrong way, but after several intrusions, Concubine Song Enfei felt shameless, so she strengthened it.

What the dust and light collided with was this strengthened enchantment.

Only a sound of "duang" was heard, and the unstoppable Jin Guang monk was bounced back.

"Huh?" Chen Guang touched his bare forehead, "Taoist method?"

The diamond-like pupils turned rapidly, Chen Guang thought for a while, and suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a sandalwood bead the size of a ping-pong ball.

"#￥$%...#￥%..." After reciting a Buddhist scripture, he threw the sandalwood beads in his hand forward, and at the same time he started to rush towards the barrier.

The sandalwood bead was immediately bounced off when it hit the barrier, but he took advantage of the moment when the sandalwood bead touched the barrier and passed through without any hindrance.

"This bullying Buddha beads are quite useful, but unfortunately there is no way to recycle them." Chen Guang turned his head and glanced at the sandalwood Buddha beads rolling down the slope. Go down the sewer."

The bullying Buddha beads are one of the treasures of Ruyi Mountain. They were originally created to help monks avoid three disasters and nine disasters.The basic principle is probably to store it in the body for a long time, so that the breath of the Buddha beads can be synchronized with oneself. When you want to use it, you can recite the mantra, and you can divide your own existence into the Buddha beads, so as to confuse the world's perception of yourself.

To put it simply, it is to deceive everything and make the whole world think that the Buddha beads are him.In this way, the enchantment that was supposed to flick him away thought he had completed the task after flicking the Buddha beads, so naturally it would not have any effect on him.

After crossing the barrier, Xiliang Yaozhuang naturally appeared in front of him.Before, I could only feel a little evil spirit from the outside world, but when I really entered the barrier, Chen Guang was shocked.

"What kind of demonic energy is this? Is this the residence of the Great Demon King?" Chen Guang swallowed, "I haven't found my destiny yet, so am I going to hang up in such a place?"

But he didn't stop, and went straight to the gate of Xiliang Yaozhuang.

Looking at the LED light sign on the side: "Xiliang Nuzhuang? Are all the female monsters living here?"

Chenguang suddenly remembered the story that the great monk on the mountain told him when he was a child.

"Will the female monster here take me away and strip me naked until I die?"

When I thought about it, I suddenly had courage.

"Then what should we do next?" Chen Guang wanted to shout for support, but suddenly caught a glimpse of the doorbell.

Sure enough, polite people should ring the doorbell first.

Just as he was about to reach out, the Sakura of the villa opened suddenly, and a woman came out from inside.

Chen Guang looked up and felt a little suffocated: "What a beautiful female monster, ah~ I, I... Ouch, I was so dangerous, I was almost charmed."

Evelyn looked suspiciously at the little bald man standing at the door talking to himself, and asked, "Are you here to find someone?"

"No." Chen Guang shook his head, he came to find monsters.

"Oh, so you are here to rent a house? No, we don't rent houses here to men, even from the palace." Evelyn truthfully relayed Jiang Huiyuan's original words.

"I'm not here to rent a house either." Chenguang stared at Evelyn carefully, and found that she had nothing to do with the monstrous evil energy around her, and he immediately felt much better. ah?"

"Oh, how rude to ask a girl's age or something." Evelyn refused to answer.In fact, she can't remember clearly, 300? 400?or more?

Chen Guang thought for a while, then changed the question: "Then do you have a daughter?"

"Daughter? No," Evelyn suddenly thought of something, and blushed in denial, "I don't know if I will have a son or a daughter with him? If he wants both, then how many more children will I have?" .”

"No," Chen Guang was a little disappointed, but he woke up suddenly, "No! I'm here to get rid of demons, why are we talking about this? Is this a trick by monsters? It's a powerful trick!"

Thinking of this, Chen Guang regained his composure, and said to Evelyn, "Female benefactor, please step aside, I'm going in to get rid of the demon."

"Exorcism?" Evelyn looked at him incredulously, "Are you sure?"

"Naturally." Chen Guang looked firm.

At this moment, Sakura Mia also came over.

She saw Evelyn standing at the door, so she came over to check: "Who are you talking to?"

Evelyn felt a little strange, so she pointed at Chen Guang and said, "This man said he wanted to come here to get rid of demons."

"Huh?" Sakura Mia drank some wine, her cheeks were already flushed, she glanced at Chen Guang, "Sorry, I'm a surgeon, I don't know much about psychiatry."

"It's you!" Chen Guang suddenly roared, and a huge phantom of a Buddha statue appeared behind him, "Surrender obediently! Demon girl!"

The Buddha statue sits cross-legged, shining golden light.The upper body was completely synchronized with Chenguang's upper body, he slapped it out, and the Buddha statue also fell towards Sakura Mia.

Sakura Mia looked up and narrowed her eyes: "Ah~ Guang Yuaner definitely doesn't like it, it's too dazzling."

Before she finished speaking, a black shadow suddenly flew out from behind her, turning into a huge crow and blocking the outside of the entire villa.

The moment the Buddha's palm touched the crow, it felt as if it had received a huge impact, and the whole thing was bounced off.

Chenguang retreated ten or so steps in a row, with a startled look on his face: "What a powerful monster! But... I won't back down!"

Seeing that he was going to continue to attack, Evelyn quickly ran out to persuade him: "Oh, do you have a misunderstanding, let's talk first, please? Don't rush to attack."

But she spoke slowly, spitting out a few syllables, the side of Chenguang was ready to go, this time a vajra appeared in the hands of the Buddha statue, and swept towards Xiliang Yaozhuang.

The entire villa, including Evelyn, is within the attack range.

Evelyn just stood there blankly and talked on her own, with no intention of avoiding it at all, or maybe she didn't react at all.

It was too late for Chen Guang to stop. Seeing that Evelyn was about to be affected, his expression suddenly changed, and the entire Buddha statue disappeared after flickering a few times.

Evelyn saw that Chen Guang, who was still aggressive just now, suddenly fell to the ground clutching his stomach, his face turned blue and purple, as if he had eaten a monkey grandchild, and she was a little confused.

"I didn't do anything." 0v0

Sakura Mia also couldn't understand: "Could it be a new type of Porcelain?"

Only Chenguang himself knew: [Oops, I mispronounced the mantra of cheating the sky Buddha beads again. 】

Chapter 342Chapter 334 Or in other words, the eunuch

The deceitful Buddha beads can be deceived because they are stored in the body for a long time.

But how easy is it to operate a conceptual thing like "existence"?Ruyi Mountain has a complete set of Buddhist sutra mantras, the whole text is about 3088 characters. Such a long series of mantras must be recited smoothly within 3 seconds in order to fully activate the effect of the deceiving Buddha beads.

And once there is any difference in this, it may cause unpredictable consequences.

Chen Guang has worked hard on this spell. At first, he also suffered a lot, but as his proficiency gradually increased, he was able to stabilize the success rate above 99%.

But today, he was so desperate that he was hit with this 1% chance of failure, which can be said to be bad luck.