Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Of course, the thought was only fleeting.She feels that a giant is enough to challenge the bottom line. If she draws those again, she will definitely be 404 unless she uses the identity of the eight murderers to overwhelm others.

However, those that are too exciting can be slowed down, and other mild meat fans such as "Things From Heaven", "To Loveru", "Stigmata Alchemist", "HighSchoolDXD" and "School of Revelation" It can be taken out to do something.

Especially "Apocalypse of the Academy", this thing is a eunuch on earth, Jiang Huiyuan wondered if he could find some people here to complete this work.After all, Yako Bushima is one of the three major fans of fan fiction alongside Sister Pao and Saber, and is deeply loved by the majority of male compatriots. It is a pity that there is no follow-up.

After thinking about it, Jiang Huiyuan entered a daze mode.

Several zombies didn't dare to wake her up, but Sakura Mia pushed her: "Yuer."

"Ah?" Jiang Huiyuan came back to her senses, looked at everyone's expressions, and immediately pretended to be nonchalant, "Oh, don't care about such details, let me introduce you, Lao Niu, a senior steel straight man, a model of lonely students ...This is little sister Nana..."

This topic turned very stiffly, but who made her the leader, Gou Zi and Master Niu would have no objection, let alone Cui Na, a cute newcomer.

"All in all, this little sister has just joined our family, and you two are just right here, so I will be responsible for teaching her popular science and teaching her how to become a high-quality, positive, and positive zombie in the new era. .”

"But leader, aren't we the Demon Cult?" Master Niu raised his hand and asked, "Mr. said back then that we can't destroy people."

This habit of raising hands was established by my husband back then, and now the people taught by Tsing Yi are basically used to raising their hands first when they have a problem.

"Huh?" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback when she heard the words, and then couldn't help covering her face. [Did I say something like this in the second year?Made, I really want to travel back and give myself a punch. 】

"Emmmm," Jiang Huiyuan thought about it, "The human design...of course it can't be broken, but you have to learn to think, understand what I mean?"

Seeing the blank faces of Master Niu and Cui Na, Jiang Huiyuan secretly said, "The plan is clear".

So, she said: "What is a saint? What is a demon? Those who do bad things just for the sake of doing bad things are foolish and low-minded. Our demon religion should follow one's inclinations and act without restraint. The so-called one thought becomes a Buddha and one thought becomes a demon." , a real demon should move with his heart and walk as he pleases, coming in and out on both sides of the Buddha and the demon, without any restraint, only then can he be at ease, understand?"

After talking in a daze, Jiang Huiyuan didn't even know what he was talking about.But seeing Lao Niu, Gou Zi and Cui Na being fooled by her for a while, she finally let out a sigh of relief.

Thanks to the writers of the second grade online, otherwise she really wouldn't be able to pull out such a lot.

After listening to Jiang Huiyuan's words, Master Niu felt that it made sense, but he couldn't explain exactly where it made sense.It's like listening to a leader's speech. Every sentence of his makes sense, but after listening to the next sentence, you basically forget what he said in the previous sentence.

But since it is what the leader said, it must have great wisdom and reason.

Master Niu felt that he must have benefited a lot, but he didn't realize it yet: "The leader is wise!"

Even Gouzi followed suit and said, "Master, the bald people in Ruyi Mountain are just a group of elementary school students compared to you!"

Ruyi Mountain was once a dojo established by an existence of the eight evils who projected the Buddha Amitabha.But after he died, he left a group of descendants sitting on Ruyi Mountain, and became an organization with great influence in the world.

By the way, due to the need to reproduce by blood, in fact, 90% of Ruyi Mountain are lay disciples, and only a very small number are people who really study Buddhism.And Ruyi Mountain Lord will be selected from among these Buddhist masters.

Incidentally, before the rise of the Song family and the Jiang family, the main enemy of the Tsing Yi Sect was Ruyi Mountain.Because the World Honored One died after the Tsing Yi Hierarch came to visit, no one knew what the two of them talked about. In short, everyone suspected that the Tsing Yi Hierarch killed him, otherwise who could kill him?

Jiang Huiyuan also felt a lot of emotion when she found that Gouzi tended to develop towards licking dogs. It seems that the name is right.

At this time, Mengxin Cui Na, who had been dazed by the side, said, "Sister, what exactly are the leaders and demons you've been talking about since just now?"

"Oh? Doesn't this newcomer even know about this?" Master Niu asked in surprise.

"Wait a minute!" Master Niu said, walking to his bed, and took out a thick booklet from under the pillow.

Jiang Huiyuan's expression changed when she saw the booklet, and she said with a trembling voice: "Hey, let me tell you, yours could be..."

"Hey," Master Niu said proudly, "This is a quotation from Mr. Tsing Yi, which is a summary of teachings in our Tsing Yi Church. Mr. said that Christianity can have a Bible, and our Tsing Yi Church is obviously higher. How can there be no general outline? Over the past hundred years, I have studied the transcription day and night and distributed it to the members of the church, and everyone has benefited a lot.”

"Damn it!" Jiang Huiyuan almost forgot that this man named Niu was actually the No.

Everyone has a copy, are you a devil! ?Jiang Huiyuan felt that the thin booklet was full of her dark history.

[Ya Butterfly! ] She really wanted to yell and set fire to burn the book.

But I can't shout it out!What a shame!

She could only let Trine carefully put away the booklet, seeing the way her eyes were shining, she probably had to go back and read it carefully.

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly had a premonition that this cute and innocent little boy might never be seen again in the future.

【No, impossible!It's just what I said before, how could it be possible to have such power, really...]

She forcibly suppressed the uneasiness in her heart.

"Okay then, leave your contact information and help my little sister more in the future," Jiang Huiyuan told Cui Na the address of Xiliang Yaozhuang, "you can come to my sister if you have anything to do in the future."

"Okay." Trine replied very obediently.

Episode 290 Part Four

Forbidden City, imperial dining room.

A man and a woman stood on both sides of the stove.

The two are confronting each other.

"Hey, world, being a zombie can't be so shameless. It's obviously my suggestion to come here. Do you want to take this as your own thing to please the leader?"

The man spoke, his name is not important, just call him Xia Bo.

Standing opposite him is the world, the deputy leader of Tsing Yi Sect, who can be called the ancestor of zombies.

At this time, she was holding a steaming jar, not afraid of being hot at all, and smiled proudly at Xia Bo: "Otherwise, what do you think? Since my sister said that she wanted to eat the Buddha Jumping Wall from the Imperial Dining Room, of course she wanted me to eat it." It's appropriate to send this cute little sister to her, you stinky man can go as far as you want, just a little bit."

"That's not what you said when you came here," Xia Bo said depressedly, "I asked you to help me, but you don't mean what you say."

"Hey, I didn't hear what my sister wanted to eat. Now that I know that you are going to jump over the wall with Buddha, I have no reason not to snatch it from you." Shijie shrugged his nose, "I'm too lazy to tell you, first Howling~"

After the words fell, she had already disappeared in the imperial dining room.

"Damn! It's amazing to be able to teleport!" Xia Bo complained, "This woman is too cheap. She robbed me of my things and left me here alone. Do you want me to be caught and put feathers? Xun Xun Ye! Xun Ye, are you there?"

A figure slowly emerged from his shadow, yawning at the same time: "I'm here, sir."

"Why don't you sprinkle some salt on yourself to marinate yourself?"

"I can't pickle, I'm a zombie, and I'm a pickled variety."

Xia Bo: "..."

"Okay, okay, don't be too wordy, help me wrap up the roast duck, and let's take it back to the leader."

"Roast duck?" Xun Ye looked at the roast duck just out of the oven, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't the leader want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall? Why should we take the roast duck back? If you want to eat it, you can eat it here."

"Idiot! Of course the leader wants to eat it for you to take it back!" Xia Bo suddenly showed a sinister smile, "The world of fish lips still wants to play tricks with me. I knew she was going to snatch mine, and I deliberately lied to her that Buddha jumped over the wall. .”

"Wow, you are so ugly."

"Okay, don't beep, hurry up, remember to keep warm."

Under Xia Bo's urging, Xun Ye packed the roast duck and left the Forbidden City with Xia Bo.

In the imperial dining room, only a group of imperial cooks fainted to the ground remained.

Naturally, there are masters in the imperial city, but when they came there was the deputy leader of Tsing Yi Sect, and when they left, there was Tsing Yi Sect's right protector, this time Xia Bo was completely as if he had entered the land of no one.

After leaving the palace, Xia Bai and Xun Ye originally planned to go back to their residence, but Xia Bai stopped Xun Ye suddenly on the way: "Ah, ah, why are there so many people over there? Is there any excitement?"

Xun Ye glanced over there and thought for a while: "Yes, another five years has arrived, and this is the monk from Ruyi Mountain holding the Unsheltered Conference."

"Naked meeting? Is it the one with no clothes on?" Sharp suddenly became interested, "I've seen that kind of movie!"

"I think you probably think too much." Xun Ye didn't bother to explain.

"But is there a place in the capital where monks can hold an open meeting?" Xia Bo asked suspiciously.

Xun Ye explained: "Ruyi Mountain is the treasure left by the Ruyi Buddha. It can be connected to any node in the outside world. Every time there is no cover, it only needs an open space to open the entrance to Ruyi Mountain."

"Is it so amazing? Then let's go and have a look."

"My suggestion is don't go. Ruyi Mountain and Tsing Yi Sect will not deal with it. If you let them know that you are the High Priest of Tsing Yi Sect, they might arrest you and suppress you under the pagoda, and then you..."

"Can't come out for hundreds of years? Will you be brainwashed into a monk?"

"No, I want to say that your mortal body will turn into a puddle of meat sauce when you are pressed down."

"Damn!" Xia Bo patted Xun Ye's back vigorously, "Are you happy this time? Xun Ye, you've changed. You used to be very honest."

"It's all taught by the master."

"What did I teach?" Xia Bai was speechless, "But forget it, let's go there first."

"I've said it all, we are hostile to them."

Xia Bo raised his chest and raised his head, and said confidently: "Since they are hostile, let's find a chance to see if we can kill them!"

"There are quite a lot of masters in Ruyi Mountain. If I am alone, I may not be able to kill them all. I can kill [-]% or [-]% of them, and then I have to die myself."

Eighty to ninety percent of what he said here are monks, including those little novice monks.

"Damn it! Who made you hard-headed and hard-headed?" Xia Bo taught, "We're here to reason, if we can't beat the big deal, just run away."

"It's better not to go in the first place."

"Stop talking nonsense, go! Drive!"

Xia Bo insisted, so Xun Ye had no choice but to follow him.

The two came to the gate of a compound and found that it was heavily guarded by officers and soldiers.

Listening to the chatter of the onlookers, I learned that the emperor brought a group of ministers in just now.

"Emperor, Guangxu?" Xia Bo muttered, wondering if there was any difference between this Guangxu here and the one he knew.

Such a small number of officers and soldiers naturally couldn't stop Xun Ye, even if there were a few evolutionaries mixed in, it was still useless.

The two turned into a cloud of shadows and passed directly through the entrance opened by Ruyi Mountain.

Only after stepping into Ruyi Mountain did Xia Bo feel what it means to be resplendent and magnificent.

"Isn't this group of Wu Ke too rich? Alas, Xun Ye, give me one too." Xia Bo pointed to a giant golden Buddha statue in the distance.

Xun Ye sighed: "Even if it is made, where do you plan to put it? Are you afraid of others chiseling this pure gold creation?"

"Emmm" Xia Bai thought about it, "What you said seems to make sense, that's fine, remember to find me some more guards."

Xun Ye: "..."

"There seems to be a sound over there, go and have a look." Xia Bo pulled Xun Ye to the side.

After passing a small path, they came to a huge platform carved from white jade.

Yes, it was carved out of a huge piece of white jade, not paved.The diameter of the whole piece of jade is at least several hundred meters. It is hard to imagine where to find such a big jade.

Xia Bo subconsciously knelt down and knocked: "Oh, can this be carved out?"

"My suggestion is that it's best not to, there are bald donkeys watching you."

"Ah?" Xia Bo looked up, and sure enough there were a few bald heads looking at him.

After all, everyone else was listening to the Fa seriously, and it was too conspicuous for him to squat on the ground alone and touch here and there.

After being reminded by Xun Ye, Xia Bo also came to his senses. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket to cover his face, and then knocked on the floor.

"They can't see my face, and I feel at ease."

Episode 291 Part Five

On the huge white jade platform, there are a total of 108 futons placed in the inner and outer circles. Among the 10 futons in the innermost circle, there are nine bald heads, some with white beard and white eyebrows, and some with dents.

The only one with hair is also half bald, wearing a dragon robe, presumably it should be Emperor Guangxu.

There are 32 futons in the outer circle, 27 of which are occupied and 5 are empty.Among the 27 people are nuns, lamas, people wearing red caps and so on.

The 66 futons in the outermost circle are full, most of them are bald, and the rest are devout men and women.

There are a lot of people standing around the three circles of futons.

And at the very center of the platform is a handsome monk who looks to be in his early twenties.At this time, he was sitting cross-legged, suspended in the air one meter above the ground, and uttered Zen words.

The onlookers were all fascinated by what they heard, as if they had come into contact with the truth of the Dao, and sometimes some people smiled knowingly.

But in this environment where needles can be heard, there was a sudden sound of "duk tuk tuk" knocking, which made people frown.

Soon, some people standing on the outermost edge looked in the direction of the sound with displeasure on their faces.

I saw a young man squatting on the ground with a handkerchief covering his face, studying hard at the white jade platform.It seems that to him, the Zen mantra is not as attractive as jade.

"Hey, Xun Ye, do you have a chisel?" Xia Bo didn't lift his head, but stretched his hand back, and retracted his four fingers together.

Xun Ye was carrying the vegetable basket, and said helplessly: "You can't cut it even if you give it a chisel. This Mingyu Buddha altar is transformed by the Buddha's bodhicitta. It will not stir up dust, and all dharmas will not invade..."