Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

"Damn it! You guys even have this kind of thing?! I don't believe it!" Rentou turned pale with shock, he was just a brat, if he encountered Monkey King who was helpless, wouldn't he have to quit?

"Why lie to you?" Tao Muyu felt in his pocket and took out a small iron ring with a diameter of about three centimeters.

"That's it?" The head was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Sir, you are so funny, you dare to call such a small iron ring a tight hoop? Is the tight hoop cursed too much to make it shrink like this?"

"No." Tao Muyu shook his head, "It's always this size, it won't get bigger or smaller."

The human head asked: "Then how do you wear it on your head?"

The corner of Tao Muyu's mouth twitched into a wicked smile: "What do you think? People have more than one head."

"Huh?" The head didn't understand at first, but following Tao Muyu's gaze, he found that it was his lower body, and suddenly felt a chill.

Tao Muyu said to himself: "This thing is good. After wearing it, you can't get any more lust in the world. If you fall in love with it, you will feel that this tight band is getting tighter and tighter on your head, which is unspeakably miserable!"

As she said that, she smiled evilly at the head again: "So far no man can stand it, not even if you are the Monkey King."

"I'll recruit! Can't I recruit all of them!"

……

Xiaoguai got home in the end, Jiang Huiyuan showed the photo of Zhou Yuan with a pair of panda eyes punched out to Concubine Song Enfei, who was also rocking with laughter.

"Hahaha, he looks so cute, just like the panda our family used to raise," Concubine Song Enfei thought far away, "I haven't seen Xiao Cai for several years."

"You named a panda Xiao Cai? Are you a devil?" Jiang Huiyuan complained.

Qin Minwei focused on another point: "Oh? Sister Enfei, can your family still raise pandas?"

"Well... that's just a little different." Concubine Song En was vague and didn't elaborate.

At this time, An Zhenzhen happened to come out of the room to drink water, Jiang Huiyuan smiled and said, "Hey, Xiaoyuan hasn't slept yet?"

"Well, I'm making a song," An Zhenzhen walked up to Jiang Huiyuan and said, "Sister, do you have any new songs recently? I wrote a lot, and I don't think it's as good as yours."

"Uh... Recently? There is indeed a song, but you may not be able to do it alone, you have to go to the whole symphony orchestra." Jiang Huiyuan touched her head, "Are you still used to it in school recently?"

"Well," An Zhenzhen said, "My classmates see me as a foreigner, and they are very enthusiastic. I also joined the music club, and the seniors there are very nice."

"Society..." Jiang Huiyuan felt a little emotional.She Dalong was still studying in a public school at that time, and she had never heard of clubs before she went to college. When she was in college, she had to play games and read novels, so she had no time to join clubs, so for this Neon Country She has always been curious about things that only exist in anime.

Qin Min originally thought that Jiang Huiyuan would express his feelings about youth, but Jiang Huiyuan asked next, "Are there any beautiful seniors in there?"

Qin Minyu: "??? Sister Jiang, is this what you are concerned about?"

"Otherwise?" Jiang Huiyuan asked back, "Isn't the club set up just to allow students to openly engage in dating? Which one of those comic and animation protagonists has a big harem in his own club?"

"Your idea is very problematic," Qin Minwei complained, "Isn't it the student's duty to study? Why are you dating so early?"

Seeing her serious look, Jiang Huiyuan patted her on the shoulder: "Ming, do you know that our country will soon lower the marriage age to 18 for women and 20 for men? Since 18 can marry, then 16, 17 What's wrong with starting a relationship?"

"Don't look at me with that 'this kid is so stupid'!" Qin Minwei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Where did you get this gossip?"

"My fans mentioned it on Weibo," Jiang Huiyuan said, "The legal age of marriage in our country is already too high, 12 years old in the Netherlands, 14 years old in Maozi, 16 years old in kimchi, and even 9 years old in Iran. Let’s start, if this continues, it will be very detrimental to the birth rate, our country relies on a large number of talents, and the country will definitely not do such a self-defeating martial arts thing.”

Qin Minwan thought for a while and said, "But why do I think it's not the age that makes me unable to get married or have children? The key is to be poor, right?"

"Who knows," Jiang Huiyuan shrugged, "Anyway, I don't have children, so you and the charter woman are still the ones to get pregnant, Mingyu, let's go to have a test-tube baby another day? You finally got the eight evils Ability, don’t you want to develop a big family?”

Qin Minwei shook his head quickly: "No, no, no need, I'm still young, and I didn't expect to have a baby so early."

If she lived to be 100 years old, she would probably be able to give birth now, but now she can almost live until the destruction of the universe, so there is no need to give birth at all.

Chapter 270Chapter 265 Isn't my father resurrected?

The next day, An Zhenzhen and Xiaoguai got up early, had breakfast and went to school.

Sakura Mia is also going to the hospital to report.She has been absent from work for so long during the Chinese New Year, it is impossible for the hospital to have no objections.It's just that she got in through the special channel of the mysterious alliance, and her surgery skills are really strong, so she won't be expelled.

At most, he would be complained a few times, and then his bonus would be deducted.

The remaining three people came to the opposite villa in a group.

"Sit down." Jiang Huiyuan sat on the sofa, and on the coffee table opposite her was Violet Evelyn, who was kneeling obediently.

Qin Minwei and Song Enfei sat on both sides of her, like guardians on the left and right.

"Do you know why we are here?"

"Why?" Evelyn asked honestly.

"Are you still ashamed to ask?" Jiang Huiyuan's voice was raised, "Is there no reason for what you did yourself?"

Evelyn blinked, with an innocent puppy look on her face.

"It's useless to put on that expression," Jiang Huiyuan said, "I agreed not to go out, what did you do yesterday? You still dare to take the subway, do you want to paralyze the subway in Xiakong City?"

"Oh, I was discovered," Evelyn stuck out her tongue, "I want to see my father, and I have the ability to control myself so that the subway doesn't fail."

"Why didn't you use this ability before you had it?" Jiang Huiyuan remembered the experience of taking a taxi to the airport with her, it was a nightmare.

"Luck is conserved," Evelyn said. "If I do this when I'm with you, you will be unlucky."

Jiang Huiyuan: "..." No matter what, she has a reason, so there is no way to talk about it.

Concubine Song En said at this time: "If you have something to do, you can come to us first. Like yesterday, this one is obviously a liar. There is no need for you to go."

"Ah?!" Evelyn was taken aback. "Is that guy a liar? Didn't my dad come back to life?"

"Think about it with your brain, even if your dad is resurrected, how does he know your phone number? Since he knows the phone number, why didn't your dad call you?" Jiang Huiyuan said suddenly, "Oh, sorry, forgot you were brainless."

"I have it," Evelyn emphasized.

"You are still deceived by such a liar?!"

Jiang Huiyuan glared, and Evelyn immediately fell into shock.

Seeing this, Qin Minwei hurriedly said, "Sister Jiang, the main reason is that Evelyn is too innocent, so I can't blame her for that."

"Minyu," Evelyn looked at Qin Minyu with tears in her eyes, "You should treat me better."

Qin Minsheng sighed: "Know that I treat you well, so don't imitate Sister Jiang's oral addiction."

"Woooo~" Evelyn threw herself into Qin Minwei's arms for comfort. She was just scolded by Jiang Huiyuan, but she was wronged and frightened.

Seeing her like this, Jiang Huiyuan was helpless.

"People who are hundreds of years old, why are you pretending to be tender? That's my facial cleanser, get up and use it!"

Concubine Song En patted her: "Are you still ashamed to say someone else?"

"What's wrong with me? I'm very mature?" Jiang Huiyuan said brazenly.

Concubine Song En could do nothing with her.

Qin Minwei said at this time: "But we just gave Evelyn the number, how would the liar know?"

Jiang Huiyuan said disapprovingly: "Just call 12345. Now many mobile phone numbers are consecutive. No matter how good your security measures are, someone else may leak it, and then the scammer will call you after changing the number." Come on, the other thing is that some mobile phone card shops will sell these numbers themselves, and then there will be not only scammers, but also endless harassing calls, asking you to see the house and buy stocks."

"Hey," Qin Minwei thought deeply about this, "It's better for us, we don't have many contacts with people, so we can just block unfamiliar numbers, if those who do business..."

While talking, Song Enfei's cell phone rang.

Both Qin Minying and Jiang Huiyuan looked at her in unison: "It's not a harassing call, is it?"

Concubine Song Enfei looked at it and said, "No, it's the police."

As she spoke, she picked up the phone, and hung up after a while of "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

"How to say?" Jiang Huiyuan asked curiously.

Concubine Song En said: "Didn't you find a guy who pretended to be a ghost yesterday? After he was arrested by the police and interrogated, he made a terrible discovery."

"What?"

"That guy is not a purely natural evolutionary." Song Enfei said solemnly.

"Impossible!" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback, a little unbelievable.

Qin Minwei didn't understand why she reacted this way: "Isn't it a rare thing to be a natural evolutionary?"

"Of course," Concubine Song Enfei explained to her, "So far, there is only one known method in the world that can transform a person from an ordinary person into an evolutionary."

"what?"

Jiang Huiyuan pointed at herself triumphantly: "My, as long as my zombies bite a living thing, they can infect each other into a zombie. If they inject their own blood essence during the infection, they can be directly infected like Flavia." It has become an evolutionary-level zombie."

"A zombie at the level of an evolutionary? What is that?" Qin Minwei is just an evolutionary novice, and he doesn't understand many things.

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Ordinary zombies refer to 'stiff corpses' in the literal sense, pay attention to the wording, it is a corpse, this is no longer a living person, and an evolutionary zombie refers to a person with a zombie physique , pay attention, they are still humans in essence, except for animals like Gouzi, so let’s not talk about it.”

"Oh..." Qin Minwei seemed to realize something, "But isn't Miyamoto Umbrella also an ordinary person who was transformed into an evolutionary?"

"Her evolutionary is a hairy one," Jiang Huiyuan said, "It's just a derivative of the evolutionary's ability, just like Sakura's shikigami, it's just a tool when it's exhausted, and it's still fundamentally different from an evolutionary , if you really want to measure it by combat power, even a nuclear bomb can be considered an evolutionary."

"Okay." Qin Minsheng accepted this statement.

Jiang Huiyuan put on an expression of "worship me": "I have said that this is my unique skill. Let me tell you, as for the impaler in the United States, although he can bite vampires, but those vampires In fact, there are only a few virtual personalities, he can delete and modify at will, in essence, it can only be regarded as his clone, and it is completely incomparable with the zombies taught by us in Tsing Yi."

Qin Minwei nodded: "That's why you were so surprised when you heard that the evolutionary was acquired."

"That's right," Song Enfei said, "Little Min, you are still too young to know how terrifying the Tsing Yi Sect is in the world of evolutionaries. If someone has the same ability as an idiot zombie, then that one is not good. would plunge the world into disaster."

Chapter 271 Chapter 266 Shouldn't we cartoonists stay at home and play hemp...

After a pause, Song Enfei said again: "In a sense, it's great that this guy is an idiot."

"Hey!" Jiang Huiyuan protested, "How am I an idiot? I'm not Evelyn!"

"Oh?" Evelyn, who was in Qin Minwei's arms, looked at her stupidly, "What's wrong with me?"

Concubine Song En was too lazy to talk to her, and the more she talked to her, the more she worked hard, and there would be no end to it.

So, she continued to tell about the evolutionary: "According to what that guy said, one day he suddenly heard a voice in his head, saying that congratulations to him for obtaining a 'terror system', and he needs to scare people to get it." Be scary, and then he went to the side of the road to scare a child into crying, and then exchanged the obtained horror points for the ability to become a ghost, and after enjoying the sweetness, he planned to continue earning horror points, but he met Xiaoguai the second time."

Jiang Huiyuan asked: "Then how did the police determine that the system is not his own ability? Hedgehog dog system text is very popular now, so it's not uncommon for one or two to be projected?"

Concubine Song Enfei said: "Because when the police were about to test his abilities, the system suddenly disappeared, and he turned back into an ordinary person. This shows that the ownership of the system does not belong to him at all."

"That is to say, it is very likely that a certain evolutionary has acquired the ability to give others a system?" Jiang Huiyuan said, "Hey, I said that those who write online articles have nothing to do after eating, why are they so brainy? If this troublesome ability is projected, it will simply be a terrorist organization manufacturing machine."

Concubine Song Enfei said: "Of course, if we are optimistic, the original owner may only have this system, and he can only temporarily lend the system to others."

In fact, she thinks the latter inference is more reasonable. After all, the ability to create an evolutionary is only possessed by the Tsing Yi leader of the eight evils, and even the other eight evils cannot do it.The probability of an ordinary evolutionary possessing this ability is very small. It is impossible for another eight evils to emerge, right?

According to the records of the Mystic Alliance, the reason why the title of Eight Fiends appeared was because at the most time in history, only eight existences of this level appeared in the world at the same time, and none of them reached nine.

"It's also possible." Jiang Huiyuan also agreed with Song Enfei's point of view, "I think the guy behind the scenes should have just acquired this ability, so he tried it out on others. It was obviously unexpected that he was caught by the police this time. , so the system was retracted in a panic, so that such a large amount of information was exposed."

"Then what shall we do?" Qin Minsheng asked.

"What should I do?" Jiang Huiyuan asked back, "Are you a policeman? Just leave this kind of thing to them. Shouldn't we cartoonists stay at home and play... draw cartoons?"

"Uh..." Qin Minwei thought for a while, it seemed that the police didn't intend to ask them for help, and it was really out of her hands to deal with this matter.

But her heart is always itchy. For a person who likes novels and comics so much, it is inevitable that she has a middle school soul in her heart.

How do you say a famous line in the United States?The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Although it is stupid, it is very pretentious to say it.

Qin Minwei also thought about becoming a superhero before. At that time, he was incompetent, but now he is capable but also has a sense of shame, so he is embarrassed to do that.

Since Jiang Huiyuan said not to worry about it, she could only suppress her eager heart.

It's better to draw comics with peace of mind, she has almost drawn the third part of JOJO to the end.I have to say that because of the introduction of the concept of a substitute, the drawing of this one is very different from the previous two. The feedback from readers is also rave, and JOJO is obviously more popular.

And "Pokemon" will be launched this week, and this time it is a brand new attempt, because not only comics, but also related mobile games will be launched simultaneously, and there will be animations after that.

Zhou Yuan put all his life into marketing, and hoped that Young Comic Friends can flourish in both "Elf" and "Giant".

……

Time flies, and it's time for the Weekly Shonen Comics release again.

In this era, many people are still used to reading comics online, but there are also many people who buy magazines.It's like when you can download high-definition movie resources online at any time, there are still many people willing to go to the cinema to watch movies.

Timeliness is one, and the more important thing is the sense of ritual.

Paper publications have a part that electronic books can never replace, so it is unlikely to disappear completely.

The simplest point is that if you don't have paper books, you can't fill your bookshelves with books.Is it possible to put a lot of figures and wait for a public execution after the Chinese New Year?