Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

"Wo is not Xiaoguai," Xiaoguai is still insisting, "Wo Sige is a killer of emotions."

"Oh? You're a killer, darling, so powerful!" Evelyn exclaimed.

"I've already told you, isn't it?" In order to prevent Evelyn from continuing to ask, Xiaoguai had no choice but to ask back, "What are you doing outside so late?"

"Oh, this," Evelyn said, "I received a call this morning, saying that my father was in a car accident outside and was being rescued, and asked me to transfer money to them to pay for the treatment."

"Your father? Isn't that dead for hundreds of years?" Xiaoguai was surprised.

Evelyn nodded: "That's right, I can't even find the ashes, so I wonder if there is any evolutionary who traveled through time and space to resurrect my father? I plan to go and see."

"Look? What do you think? It's just a phone call. You're not Sister Minxuan, how can you still follow the phone?"

"I can't," Evelyn shook her head, "But if I want to go, I can still go. I just need to go out and find a car to get in, and then get out of the car based on my feeling, and I can basically reach my destination."

Xiaoguai: "..." She didn't expect such an operation.

Ba Ji is really unreasonable. It is too much to go along the network cable, but it is even more too much for her to get there blindly with her eyes closed.

After thinking about it, Xiaoguai said: "Our teacher said that that kind of call must be from a liar, so don't believe it."

"Oh? Is it a liar?" Evelyn asked in surprise.

"You haven't found out yet?" Now it was Xiaoguai's turn to be shocked.

"I don't know," Evelyn said, "I got off at a random station, walked out of the station, and met those people. I just wanted them to take me to see my father, so I rushed in. A group of people scolded and beat them all to the hospital, I had no choice but to come back, but the subway got reversed, and I came back after a long detour.”

"Sit on the wrong side?" Xiao Guai was reminded like this, and subconsciously glanced at the stop sign, and immediately realized the problem, "Oh! I also sat on the wrong side! I usually sit here when I go to school, and I'm used to it!"

She ran to the other side in a hurry, the subway stopped at the station for a short time, and the subway was about to close and leave within the time she and Evelyn had spoken.

"I'm leaving first, you go back!" Xiaoguai only had time to say this to Evelyn before the door closed.

Evelyn also waved to her: "I see, be careful on the road."

Jiang Huiyuan and Qin Minwei, who were standing in the carriage next to Xiaoguai, saw this scene, and their hearts tightened immediately.

"Oops! What did Evelyn seem to say just now?"

"She, isn't she blessing Xiaoguai?"

"Relax, don't worry, nothing will happen. Even if she blesses you, it's not necessarily all bad things."

"But... Sister Jiang, is it really okay for you to lie to yourself like this?"

"What can I do, I'm also desperate?"

The two of them never thought that they would be attacked by Evelyn in this place.

The task that was originally just a small fight has now become complicated and confusing.

……

"Hey, it's a new week," Tian Renmei took out earplugs, and reluctantly plugged her ears, "That couple next door is definitely going to start again, isn't it pretty? What's wrong with bullying my wife without a man?"

She is a cartoonist. Although her grades are not very good, she can support herself anyway.The most important thing about drawing comics is that there is no interference. In the place where I used to live, there was always a brat playing football downstairs, which made her headache. I finally changed to a quiet place, but within a few months The girl next door actually used the sonic skill.

As a single dog, Tian Renmei is still very virtuous when she asks herself.At least she never relies on rubber pencils, cucumbers, eels and the like, and she doesn't even have the necessary massage tools for single women in big cities.

Focusing on creation every day is enough for her to consume energy, and she has no time to think about it.

But this doesn't mean that she is not healthy, if someone keeps calling in her ear, she will be very irritable.

Although she and Xie Li had some signs of progress, one of them was drawing comics and the other was writing web articles, and they were both dead at home, which caused their relationship to stagnate.

She is a thin-skinned girl, and she is not ashamed to take the initiative to speak too bluntly to others, and has been waiting for Xie Li to take the initiative.

But the piece of wood never responded, which made her very upset.The more irritable you are, the angrier you will be when you hear the voice next door.

So, in a fit of rage, she found a prank website to get revenge.

Is there any birthday today?Happy birthday, I guess you must have a lunar birthday.

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Tian Renmei also discovered the website called "God's Prank" by accident.She specifically picked an executor who was highly praised, and then took a chance to secretly take a picture of the boyfriend of the tenant next door.

"Tsk, he's pretty handsome, and so brave," Tian Renmei shook her head and sighed, "If I didn't already have Xianyuda, I would have asked you to take me with me."

She sent the man's photo to the executor named "Xiaoyue", and then marked the request as a pair of symmetrical panda eyes.

"You guys make me uneasy every day, and I have dark circles under my eyes. I want you to experience the feeling of dark circles." Tian Renmei directly paid her most recent manuscript fee.

When it was past 8 o'clock in the evening and it was almost nine o'clock, she began to look forward to it.According to her observation, that man would come at this time every week, and she didn't know if the website was reliable or not.

If you really give him a pair of panda eyes, let's see if the two of them are still in the mood to do bad things tonight!

Thinking of this, Tian Renmei showed an evil smile. She felt that this plot might be drawn into a comic, so she must observe it carefully.

It was 9 o'clock, and sure enough, the BMW arrived as scheduled.A man and a woman got out of the car.

The woman lowered her head shyly, and Tian Renmei complained, "Are you shy? You have the ability to be shy, so if you have the ability, don't scream? It's you who bowed your head and blushed, and it's you who shouted hoarsely, tsk, woman."

The man was very calm, walking upstairs with one hand in his pocket and the other holding his girlfriend.

After that, Tian Renmei couldn't see anything from this angle.

She picked up the garbage bag she prepared in advance and stood at the door, intending to pretend to go out to throw out the garbage.She reckoned that the executor was about to strike from the time they got off the car to the time they entered the house. Standing in this position, she could see the pair of panda eyes on the other party.

Tian Renmei just stood in the corridor, waiting and waiting, the elevator did not come up after waiting for a long time.

"Damn it! They won't do it in the elevator, right?" Tian Renmei began to think about it.

……

But she said that Zhou Yuan and Matsumoto Chiyo came to her rental house together.

Although Zhou Yuan kept asking her to live in his house, Matsumoto Chiyo insisted on refusing to live together before marriage.

Zhou Yuan couldn't understand her, he had already done what he had to do, so what's the point of insisting on not living together at this time?Sure enough, the islanders are all brains, and they know formalism.

If you can't live, you can't live. It's the same when he comes to her house.

This time of the week is the emptiest day of the editorial department. After all, the magazine has just been released, and everyone is waiting for statistics and then making follow-up countermeasures.

He usually goes home with Matsumoto Chiyo.I always get tired of picnics, and sometimes I still have to eat home-cooked food.

But today the elevator was broken. They saw a few maintenance personnel standing at the entrance of an elevator and tinkering.

"Hey, are you saying it's cheating? I was fine when I came for a routine inspection yesterday, and I signed my name, but it broke down out of nowhere today. Isn't this a slap in the face?"

"Who knows, the house is so old that it's not surprising that anything goes wrong."

"That's right, I've heard of ghosts here before."

……

Hearing the maintenance man's conversation, Zhou Yuan and the others knew that the elevator was out of service.

Then only take the stairs.

Generally, in apartment buildings with elevators, even the second floor has to take the elevator, so there are very few people in the corridors.

The two walked without saying a word, the sound of footsteps echoed in the corridor, and the atmosphere was exceptionally quiet.

Suddenly, Zhou Yuan grabbed Matsumoto Chiyo's hand and pulled her into his arms.

The latter trembled all over, wondering if he was going to do it in this place?Although I have experienced it in places such as offices and bathrooms, but at least it can lock the door.If this is in the corridor, what if someone comes?There is nowhere to hide.

Thinking of this, Matsumoto Chiyo suddenly felt a little hot in his body, and his heartbeat began to speed up.

"Chief, editor-in-chief, don't..."

Before Matsumoto Chiyo could finish speaking, Zhou Yuan shouted, "What!!"

"Huh?" She looked up and found that his face was serious.

Looking back along his line of sight, Matsumoto Chiyo saw nothing, and the corridor was empty.

"what happened?"

"No," Zhou Yuan frowned, "Maybe I'm just being blind."

He just clearly saw a human face spread on the steps, but it disappeared in the blink of an eye, and he wasn't sure if he was dazzled.

You can't see so clearly, can you?

Zhou Yuan never believed in ghosts and gods, so he gave a loud shout and checked the upstairs and downstairs carefully before taking Matsumoto Chiyo upstairs.

But not long after walking, Matsumoto Chiyo suddenly trembled: "Huh? Why is it so cold?"

Zhou Yuan originally thought that this silly woman would finally be able to act like a baby, but he suddenly noticed that he had exhaled a white smoke, and his expression changed immediately.

It's spring now, and although it's still cold, it's not too bad, right?

Who turned on the air conditioner in the corridor?

are you crazy!Why is there air conditioning in the corridor?Even if there is an air conditioner, it doesn't have such a strong cooling capacity!This is as good as the freezer!

Zhou Yuan subconsciously squeezed the Jade Buddha necklace around his neck.

His family is super rich, and correspondingly, he can come into contact with some supernatural beings.Although he himself scoffed at the theory of ghosts and gods, his mother insisted that he wear this, saying that it could ward off evil spirits.

Among other things, since he wore this Jade Buddha when he was 10 years old, he has never had a cold.This also made Zhou Yuan have a special feeling for the Jade Buddha, and he would not even take it off when he took a bath with Matsumoto Chiyo.

The two continued to walk up, and suddenly a head popped out of the corner.

It was a child with a pale complexion, and he looked particularly pervasive.

Matsumoto Chiyo fainted with an "Ah~".

Zhou Yuan hugged her tightly with one hand, pinched the Jade Buddha with the other, forcibly calmed down and said, "Get lost!"

He has read some strange novels, which describe things like ghosts, the more you are afraid of them, the more they will make progress. On the contrary, if you have a stubborn attitude, you may be able to drive them away with a shout full of blood.

A sound of "roll" echoed in the narrow corridor, and the pale-faced child actually rolled.

But instead of rolling in, he rolled out, his head actually rolled towards Zhou Yuan along the steps.

If this had been a ghost movie, the character would have been scared to death long ago.

But Zhou Yuan was not afraid. When he was in college, he took football as an elective in physical education class. When he saw this big and round head, he couldn't help but want to kick it.

However, what Zhou Yuan didn't expect was that because the child was so pervasive and attracted all his attention, he couldn't find a piece of banana peel right in front of him.

Taking this step, Zhou Yuan happened to step on the banana peel, and the whole person slipped backwards.

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With a bang, the back of Zhou Yuan's head hit the wall of the corridor, and he fainted immediately.

Fortunately, this is an old house, the corridor space is small, and the others are more than 1.8 meters, so the collision is not too serious.If it's on flat ground, if you hit the ground with a round swivel, you might lose your life.

When he fainted, he kept hugging Matsumoto Chiyo, but now both of them fainted, just fell down at the corner of the corridor.

The head that rolled down was right next to him, only half a meter away from Zhou Yuan's face.Immediately afterwards, another headless corpse crawled out from the corner of the stairs on the upper floor. The size should match the head.

click, click...

With its back down and its belly up, the headless corpse crawled towards the two with its hands and feet propped up, making the sound of bones colliding constantly as it moved.

"Hee hee hee……"

Laughter broke out from the child's hair, and an extremely piercing smile appeared on his pale face.

His mouth opened, revealing a mouthful of blood-stained teeth, the two upper canines of which had become very sharp.

The headless corpse crawled to the head, grabbed the head and was about to put it on the neck.

But suddenly a foot hit the child's head and kicked the child's head flying.

"Go away! This is my goal!" Xiaoguai appeared in the middle of the corridor, grabbed the headless corpse and threw it downstairs.

……

Because she did not take the wrong subway, she arrived 30 minutes ago.When passing by downstairs, she saw a fruit shop, and she didn't know what was going on, so she suddenly wanted to eat bananas.

So Xiaoguai bought a bunch of bananas and ate them in the corridor while waiting for the target to come over.