Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

He laughed out loud when he saw his strange moves in sword fighting.

This smile...it turned into a sand pen.

Others annoyed him for not giving face, so they wanted to do it, but he didn't know it, where he said "You master, I am master", "First, I can't, second, I'm afraid of losing, third, I'm afraid of pain, and fourth, I'm afraid of death" , causing roars of laughter.

In the end, even the "Amitabha Buddha" came out. If it continues, maybe the former Emperor Taizong will come to worship him.

Fortunately, the Wuliang Sword Sect disciple couldn't hold back and interrupted his "chanting" with a slap.

At this time, the onlookers were all dumbfounded. They thought such an arrogant guy was awesome, but it turned out to be just a pretending sand pen.

In fact, it wasn't just them, even Concubine Song En who read the script didn't expect it.

"This guy... is so useless? Then why is he provoking others like this?"

After speaking, she continued to read.

The son who was about to be beaten into a sand pen was rescued by a little loli, and when the little loli was teasing the Wuliang Jianzong, the Shennong gang suddenly came out again, and now the Wuliangjianzong, who was facing the crisis of extinction, didn't care about it anymore. Two guys out.

However, the little Lolita's subsequent conversation drew a lot of foreshadowing.For example, Immeasurable Jade Bi, Misty Peak Vulture Palace, Life and Death Talisman, Tianshan Child Elder and so on.

Afterwards, she took Brother Gongzi and left, but because of Brother Gongzi's heart attack, she wanted to persuade the Shennong Gang.How can this be persuaded?In the end, he fell out with the Shennong Gang, and Xiao Luoli was captured. In order to save her, the son had no choice but to take seven days and go to Xiao Luoli's hometown to ask for help.

Before leaving, little Lolita specially reminded the young master not to say her surname is Duan.Putting this plot at the end is a kind of broken chapter, which arouses readers' curiosity and makes people itchy and want to watch the follow-up.This is a basic operation for every qualified writer.

No, even Concubine Song En couldn't help asking Jiang Huiyuan: "Why can't you say Duan's surname? Is there any enmity between her father and Duan?"

"I've got a big grudge." Jiang Huiyuan put it off and didn't say it directly.

This is a sad story of an honest man helping the rich second generation to take over the business for more than ten years, and finally his wife ran away with the rich second generation, and his adopted daughter was also abducted by the son of the rich second generation.

Miserable is still Zhong Wanchou Miserable, just one name can tell how bitter and vengeful he is, not to mention the prairie above his head, the core character is still "ugly", and his heart is pierced into briquettes.

"This story..." Concubine Song Enfei thought about it for a while. To say how exciting the beginning of this story is, it really doesn't have many tricks.At most, it is to draw the little loli cutely, and draw the interaction between the two more ambiguously.For example, being hit on the chest and touching the face by someone surnamed Duan... In such places, she feels that she can make a book out of her brain.

Jiang Huiyuan said: "This is just the beginning. You draw first, and I will continue to write later. Believe me, this is definitely a good story."

From Jiang Huiyuan's point of view, "Tianlong" is definitely the best written among the fourteen books.Although the foreshadowing at the beginning is a bit long, it is the characteristic of the novels of that era, and the follow-up plot will gradually reflect the aspects of this work.

"Alright then." Concubine Song Enfei was actually quite satisfied with the script, but she was not reconciled because it wasn't particularly amazing.

But since Jiang Huiyuan made her believe it, she would believe it once.

Jiang Huiyuan went back to continue to write the follow-up, and Song Enfei also started to paint "Tianlong".The two dead nerds had absolutely no idea of ​​the status quo of "Working Cells" in the outside world.

……

"Hello? Old Zhao, I'm out. Yes, the plaster cast on my feet hasn't been removed, but my hands are already sharp."

At the entrance of the hospital, a middle-aged man with a cane got into a taxi, reported his address, and started calling: "I was suddenly inspired in the hospital these days, and I thought of a very good story. Come out and show it to you, it's absolutely awesome."

"What?! This...um, um, uh, okay, okay, then you are busy." The man hung up the phone with a lonely face, as if he had lost hope in life.

"Hey, brother, what's the matter with you?" The driver at the side noticed this and took the initiative to talk.

The man leaned on the back of the chair with blank eyes: "Master, you said that this man is unlucky, does it mean that his teeth are stuck in cold water?"

"It seems that there is a story? How about I come to be an audience? Anyway, when you get off the car, we may never see each other again."

"Hehe, yes," the man thought for a while, and then he told his own story, "About two months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend that night, and she said she had no money, so I took a few I gave her a hundred yuan, but because of this, a group of police rushed in and put me on the bed, and finally arrested me and detained me for half a month."

The driver was surprised: "Why are you arrested? Why?"

"That's right!" the man said angrily, "Is it a problem for the two of us to go to the hotel to have a breakup before breaking up? Is it because we only talked for a few hours that we broke the law? I told them like this, But they didn’t listen at all and just detained me.”

Driver: "Uh... (Is the big sword so literary these days?)"

The man continued: "After half a month, I came out, but my wife wanted to divorce me after she found out about it, and her younger brother even came to my house and beat me up."

"Oh, that's it," the driver said, "This is a bit heavy, and the legs are broken. Even if you are at fault, you can't go too far. This is against the law."

"Oh, no, he hit me on the face, and the swelling has subsided a long time ago."

Driver: "Huh? Then your leg... (DNM, waste of my feelings)"

"On the day of my divorce, my cecum suddenly hurt, so I went to the hospital to have the cecum cut," the man narrated, "I could have been discharged from the hospital a long time ago, but the young man who lived in the next bed went crazy that day, shouting 'Egyptian cattle Forced', ran around in the ward, and broke my leg, hey, do you think I was lowered by the pharaoh?"

Driver: "Hehe... (I don't know!? Do you always lower your head when you talk about it? What do you think of lowering your head?)"

"Forget it, I went through so many hardships, and I was finally discharged from the hospital. As a result, the serial position was snatched by others. Oh, I forgot to mention that I am actually a manga artist. Are the newcomers now all monsters? Even I can squeeze Drop?! I am not reconciled!"

Chapter 23 Chapter 23

Zhao Zheng returned to his empty home.More than a month ago, there was its hostess here, who cleaned it up every day, and prepared delicious meals on time when it was time to eat.

But now, he is the only one left.

On the table, the divorce certificate lay quietly.Beside them are full of unsealed red wine bottles, some are already empty, and some are still left.

He walked to the table, picked up the half bottle of red wine and took a sip: "It's a bit bitter."

With the bitter wine in his throat, he let go of the crutch in his hand, and the expression on his face gradually... became cheerful!

"Oh yeah! I'm free at last! No one cares about me chasing fans in the middle of the night anymore! My figurines don't have to be hidden anymore! I finally don't have to pay my manuscript fee!"

"Single—hooray!"

"wo~ho~"

Zhao Zheng stood on one foot in the middle of the living room and swayed happily.

dong dong dong dong!

Protests came from next door: "Weeping! It's so noisy!"

Zhao Zheng was in the middle of his head, how could he shrink back: "Why are you yelling so loudly! I'm not deaf!"

"Do you know that you are disturbing the people like this!?" The neighbor continued to protest.

"Then go to property management! Just a little bit." Zhao Zheng would never dare to make such a scene when his wife was still there, because his wife's frying pan would be greeted in his face before the neighbor rushed over.But now... hey, there's nothing to be afraid of anymore.

"Made! Believe it or not, labor and capital will stab you to death with a knife!"

"Come here, who is afraid of whom?" Zhao Zheng has lived here for so many years, so he naturally knows that the next door to him is an otaku who doesn't even have a wife. He doesn't take it seriously when he stabs him to death with a knife .

What he didn't know was that next door to him at this moment, a 1.9-meter-tall guy with muscles comparable to a bodybuilder was rummaging around in the room: "Where's the knife? Where's the Laozi knife? Made, don't let Laozi find it. I found it." Stab your dogecoin to death!"

After looking for it for a while, I couldn't find any knives other than nail clippers.

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, this is at home," regained consciousness, the strong man stroked his chest and said to himself, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm not a killer now, I'm a Ordinary otaku, Ke Jing, 30 years old, virgin, loves women, did not transfer to a magician on his birthday, and his favorite up master is 'Tang Tang Meow'."

"By the way! Tangtangmeow!" Suddenly his eyes lit up, he immediately opened Station B, and then clicked on Favorites.

It was full of videos uploaded by an up called "Tang Tang Meow".He clicked on his favorite one, and with the melodious prelude, a lovely voice sounded: "I heard that Snow White is running away..."

On the webpage, the number of views of this video shows 173 million, and the barrage is full of "Congratulations on discovering the treasure of the town station", "Ah! Help! I can't get out!", "I don't listen to it every day Feel bad all over."

More than a month ago, the song "Fairy Tale Town" appeared suddenly. After Tang Tang Miao reached the top of the charts by singing it, every UP rushed to cover it.Devil's claws are also stretched out from the ghost animal area.

In the following week, the charts were basically dominated by this song.

The most popular song is of course Tangtangmiao. Thanks to this video, her number of fans has directly risen to 70, and it is still rising.

And the one with the bigger increase is probably the original singer of this song.

Tsing Yi Yeast, this newcomer up perfectly interprets what is meant by "newcomers who break the station are monsters".

With just one song and one video, she now has 29 fans and 130 million views of the video.Coins and collections all exceed normal proportions.

However, the newcomer seemed to lose contact in the next month or so.Not only did he not continue to upload videos, he didn't even leave a message in the comment area.

Opening the comment area, one of the hot comments was "Thousands of Blood Books Seek New Songs (1/10000)".

The row below:

"Thousands of Blood Books Seeking New Songs (2/10000)"

"Thousands of Blood Books Seeking New Songs (3/10000)"

……

The latest comments are also "Come back today to see if the up family has re-connected to the Internet", "Another pigeon has been followed by me"...

In fact, it wasn't that the up master was being lazy, but that she herself didn't realize it at all.

Ever since "Fairy Tale Town" was uploaded that day, Jiang Huiyuan simply put the matter of the up master behind her.

The so-called whim comes and goes quickly. Except for taking time to write scripts for Song Yunwu, most of her time is still the same as before.

"Teacher, can I sing you a song?" A pink and tender girl threw herself into Jiang Huiyuan's arms and said clinging to her.

"Oh? Did Xiao Yanyan learn any new songs?" Jiang Huiyuan touched the little girl named Xie Yan and said softly.

Around, many children gathered around.If the kindergarten also has Garden Flower 3, then it will definitely be Xie Yan, she is also the cutest one in the collagen-filled kindergarten, maybe she inherited her mother's beauty.

In addition to her cute appearance, she often sings, which is said to be taught by her mother, which is one of the reasons why she is the most popular in kindergarten.

Jiang Huiyuan hugged her and sat on the small bench, like a concert, a group of children consciously formed a circle.

Then, Xie Yan spoke: "I heard that Snow White is running away, and Little Red Riding Hood is worried about the big bad wolf..."

The baby-like singing made Jiang Huiyuan startled: [Eh?Why is she singing this? 】

It never occurred to her that a song that she had thrown at station B would one day be heard in kindergarten. What kind of transmission path is this?

Suddenly, the singing stopped.Jiang Huiyuan took a look and saw Xie Yan's face that was about to cry: "Only the wise river knows, knows, knows..."

Ah, I forgot the words.As a child, it is not easy to memorize such complicated lyrics.

Jiang Huiyuan simply continued her singing: "Bai Xue ran out of the castle because of her love of play, and Little Red Riding Hood has a big red robe that suppresses herself and turns into a wolf..."

With her help, Xie Yan recalled immediately, and sang the song together with Jiang Huiyuan's help.

"There is always a colorful river meandering in the fairy tale town..."

clap clap clap...

It is customary for the children to clap their hands after singing. Although they don't know the meaning of this, but the adults taught it this way, they feel that doing so will make them look like adults, so they are very enthusiastic.

Another day without wind and waves.

Jiang Huiyuan usually stays in the kindergarten until the last child is sent to the parents.

Xie Yan's mother also came, and their family lives in Bilan Flower City.

Watching that youthful and beautiful figure go away, Jiang Huiyuan couldn't tell that she was actually the mother of three children.

I'm signing a contract, please support me

Chapter 24 Chapter 24 This is just one of my insignificant strengths

"Xiaoyanyan's mother seems to be 24 or 23 this year? Tsk tsk, I heard she's still in college," Jiang Huiyuan smacked her mouth, smiling slightly wretchedly, "Such a wife is awesome."

The sun was setting, and the sunlight passing through the eaves made her frown, and she retreated into the classroom helplessly.

To say that the only thing that makes her dissatisfied with this body other than the lack of a big dragon is probably that she has nothing to do with the sun.Originally, she thought that her property in this house basically had nothing to do with sunshine. Who knew that life forced her to come out to work to make money.

"Oh, just wait." She sat in the empty classroom and took a sip of her thermos.

The goji berries are put in the thermos. In fact, except for blood, any other food that is red can give her a sense of fullness.Tomatoes, wolfberries, and red-skinned ducks are all listed here.It's just that the effect of blood is the best.

Having nothing to do, Jiang Huiyuan suddenly remembered Xie Yan's singing before.Speaking of the song "Fairy Tale Town" I voted for, it seems that I haven't watched it since then, so I don't know how it is now.

Jiang Huiyuan opened the notebook, logged into the Bcup website, and entered her backstage.As a result, I was taken aback by the data in the background.

“我靠！信息提示999+是什么鬼？还有这粉丝数量不是出BUG了吧？298871？我数一下，1、2……6，真是6位啊！妈耶！”

Jiang Huiyuan stretched her hand behind and scratched her ass, a little unbelievable: "I should have entered the wrong account just now and happened to log in to a big guy account with the same account password as mine and the same ID as mine, right?"

She immediately clicked on the only video she contributed, which was "Fairy Tale Town". That's right, there is no reason to deny that this is her own account.And the data with a play volume of 140W+ is really eye-catching.

"It turns out that this song can be so popular." She had never been an up host before, but she knew how terrifying it was to have a playback volume of more than 100W.Also, the nearly 30 fans were not created by themselves. It is said that with so many fans, they can support themselves by receiving advertisements.

So here comes the question... how to monetize the number of fans?

Jiang Huiyuan, who was just on a whim at first, looked confused, and the 999+ private messages also made it impossible for her to quickly find out if there was anyone in it asking her to advertise.

"The key is...how does the UP owner in the music section advertise?" She has seen UP advertising for gossip and ghosts before, but for the music section...at most it is singing the theme song for certain games Bar?Or cover the theme song of some game?