Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

"Idiot Zombie? How do you call me from this number?"

"We crashed, and I don't know where the phone fell. I finally became a dragon knight, but the dragon disappeared halfway through the flight. I suspect that I may have a 100% dragon loss debuff on me."

Concubine Song En rolled her eyes: "Stop talking nonsense, then why are you calling me?"

"Let me ask you something, does your Song family have someone named Song Fanchen?"

Concubine Song En was surprised: "How do you know this name? Song Fanchen is my own uncle, but he died in a car accident when I was 8 years old."

"8 years old, you are 23 this year, right? That was 15 years ago?" Jiang Huiyuan looked at Song Fanchen while making a phone call, and what this guy said seemed to be right.

"Yeah, why are you asking that?"

"It's like this," Jiang Huiyuan didn't hide it, "I met a guy who called himself Song Fanchen here in the Neon Kingdom. He said he had been undercover here for 15 years. I want to ask you how to verify it. Find out the truth."

"Really!?" Concubine Song Enfei was pleasantly surprised, "My uncle is not dead? Did he go to the Neon Kingdom as an undercover agent?"

"Yeah, I also want to know if it's true or not. Is there anything you can do?"

"A way... Well, let me think about it," Song Enfei thought for a while, and suddenly said, "You try to ask him what the name of his first love is."

"Huh?" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback, how could she think of asking this?

But she still asked according to what Song Enfei said: "Hey, tell me what is the name of your first love? Based on the answer, I will judge whether you are really Song Fanchen or not."

"What!?" Song Fanchen was taken aback, this woman even knows this kind of thing?Who is she?

But this at least reassured him, because it proved that she did have a close relationship with the Song family.

So Song Fanchen said: "I, my first love, she... her name is Huang Shiyu!"

"Huang Shiyu..." Jiang Huiyuan read the name.

Concubine Song En on the other end of the phone immediately said: "That's right! That's it! He's really my uncle! That's great! He's not dead!"

Jiang Huiyuan covered her phone, and said to Song Fanchen with a smirk, "That's not enough, tell me, what is this Huang Shiyu's identity?"

Being able to convince Concubine Song En that this person is Song Fanchen based on just one name shows that there is definitely an ulterior secret between Huang Shiyu and Song Fanchen. Jiang Huiyuan is very curious now.

Although Song Fanchen is now very curious about how Jiang Huiyuan knew about his first love, it is obviously a secret that only he knows, but he still bites the bullet and said: "Huang Shiyu...Huang Shiyu is my deskmate in junior high school."

"Just at the same table?" Jiang Huiyuan didn't believe it was just that.

"She, she..." Song Fanchen had no choice but to tell the truth, "She is my best brother's girlfriend."

"Damn it! There's something!" Jiang Huiyuan didn't expect to find an unexpected surprise. The story was faintly green and fascinating.

"Okay!?" The most shameful secret in my heart was revealed, and even Song Fanchen, who was already a 30-year-old man, blushed, "Isn't that enough to prove my identity? Who are you talking on the phone with? The secret is obvious. I never told anyone!"

Jiang Huiyuan said to the phone: "Hey, that's what he said, how did you know his secret?...Hmm, that's how it is."

Jiang Huiyuan said to Song Fanchen: "When you were in junior high school, you seemed to like to keep a diary, and then you wrote all your secret love for Huang Shiyu in the diary, right?"

"You know this!" Song Fanchen was shocked, "But every time I finish writing, I will tear it up and burn it, and no one will see it!"

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Your niece often went to your room after you suspended animation, and then she found this diary, she used a pencil to scribble on the remaining pages, and all the words you wrote were printed Out."

"Little Concubine En!" Song Fanchen never thought it was her.After all, Concubine Song Enfei was only a primary school student when he faked his death, and was ridiculed by everyone as the tail of a crane because of her clumsiness.

As an uncle, Song Fanchen naturally loves Concubine Song En very much, so he often takes her to his side and stays away from other children.

This also caused that after his "death", Concubine Song Enfei would often go to his room and miss this uncle who was very good to her.Ultimately, leading to his secret being discovered.

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly smirked and said: "By the way, since there is only one page, she just knows that you have a crush on Huang Shiyu. As for Huang Shiyu's identity, I just asked casually out of my personal hobby."

"Grass!" Song Fanchen was so angry that he almost stood up, but he was defeated by hemorrhoids in the end, and he still maintained the position of roasting a whole lamb.

"Oh, speaking of which, you sacrificed quite a lot," Jiang Huiyuan said with emotion, "From the age of 15 to pretending to be someone else, until the age of 30, the great youth is gone. What do you think you are trying to do?"

Although Song Fanchen was very angry, he still said: "Although Qin Naguo has suppressed Nihong Nation in various ways these years, it is a country that once had the Eight Ominous Nations. They are still very dangerous, and someone must always control them. Moreover, the eight culprits of the Neon Kingdom mysteriously disappeared more than a hundred years ago, and no one knows when he will come back. This must be guarded against. I have sacrificed for the safety of the country and the people for the past 15 years. It is not a loss."

Jiang Huiyuan said to Song Enfei on the other end of the phone: "Did you not report the fact that I killed that guy?"

Concubine Song Enfei also slapped her head: "Oh, I forgot, there have been too many things recently, let me talk about it now, do you have anything else? I'll hang up if it's nothing."

"Okay, I'll call you if there's anything else, bye."

Jiang Huiyuan hung up the phone and said to Song Fanchen: "Since you are my own, then I won't beat you. Can you heal yourself?"

Song Fanchen grinned and said, "It's...not bad, the sword energy just broke my amulet, it didn't hurt too deeply, the main reason is that the hemorrhoids burst."

"Hey——" Jiang Huiyuan immediately said in distaste, "Stop talking about such a disgusting thing, you hurry up and do it yourself, I still have something to ask for your help after it's over."

Song Fanchen: "..." Obviously you want to ask yourself.

He called Akiyama Shenji in and asked the latter to buy a bag of dates and come back.

Then he took out seven dates and put them in front of him, chanted a mantra on his mouth, and drew amulets in the air with his hands. After doing this for a while, he swallowed all seven dates.

Five minutes later, the injury on Song Fanchen's buttocks was almost healed.

"It's amazing!" Akiyama Fukaji exclaimed.He looked at the dates he bought in surprise, why the fruit can have such a miraculous healing effect.

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"Hey, isn't your cursing jujube a routine of an onmyoji?" Jiang Huiyuan reminded, "Is it okay to use it in front of this guy?"

Song Fanchen rubbed his wound and said, "Shen Er is trustworthy, tell him it's okay."

Evelyn then took the remaining dates and began to eat.The fruits of Nihongguo follow the high-quality route, the output is small and the price is high, and most of them are of very good quality.She fell in love with it after taking a bite, grabbed a handful, and then spit out a bunch of date pits into the trash can after eating, she was exactly the beautiful version of Qiu Qianren.

Akiyama Shenji was still stunned: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but the elder brother said that I am trustworthy, I am so touched by deth!"

Evelyn grabbed another handful of dates and started to eat. While eating, she asked Jiang Huiyuan, "Are all Orientals so magical? Fruits can also cast spells?"

Jiang Huiyuan explained to her: "Not all of them are. The source of the Song family's blood is Sa Shoujian, a Taoist master. Sa Zhenren's Dao Mantra Jujube Record" made this characteristic mixed into the godhead, and if it was replaced with other fruits such as cherries, it would be impossible to cast spells. I usually call this the technique of eating jujube pills."

Song Fanchen felt a little embarrassed when he heard the words: "Why does this sound so unlucky?"

Jiang Huiyuan said: "Not only does it sound unlucky, but there is only one person who uses this technique. Here, the owner of this sword, he later..."

As she spoke, she shook the golden flying sword in her hand.

"What happened to him afterwards?" Song Fanchen asked cooperatively.

"I'm dead, what else can I do? Otherwise, I can stimulate the sword energy of this sword?" Jiang Huiyuan's expression was very mocking, as if to say, "Are you an idiot? Do you still need to ask such a question?" .

Song Fanchen was so uncomfortable, he felt so stupid that he fell for this kind of routine.

"May I ask how you got this Golden Wind Sword?" Song Fanchen asked, "Could it be that Concubine Xiao En borrowed it from you?"

"No," Jiang Huiyuan pointed to Akiyama Shenji and said, "I knocked over a blue and white porcelain in their house, and it exploded."

What he said was like the equipment that exploded from a small monster on the side of the road.

Song Fanchen looked at Akiyama Shenji in shock: "Blue and white porcelain!? Which blue and white porcelain?"

Akiyama Fukaji said: "Brother, you said last time that I was tricked and bought it? You also said that you used this kind of thing as a chamber pot when you were young."

"Damn! Is that one!?" Song Fanchen was shocked, "Why is the Golden Wind Sword in there!?"

Not only was he shocked, but he was also annoyed that he was only 0.01 centimeters away from the sword, but he didn't seize the opportunity well, and he regretted it until Jiang Huiyuan and the others took it out today.Why didn't I drop it at that time!

Now it's all right, the ancestor's sword fell into the hands of others, and I don't know if I should get it back or not.

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Jiang Huiyuan shrunk the sword and inserted it into the slit on his chest.

There is no way, the suitcases are all lost, and there is no other suitable place for her to put this.Fortunately, she has big breasts, and she has a four-dimensional pocket more than the airport.

"That..." Song Fanchen rationally pressed his outstretched hand, and said cautiously, "This is one of the most precious twin swords of our Song family."

"I know," Jiang Huiyuan nodded, "Golden Wind and Yulu, I even used the Yulu Sword to slice roast duck, so I recognized it immediately."

"A piece... a piece of roast duck?" Song Fanchen really didn't know that their Song family heirloom had such a dark history.

Who is this woman?He was able to do such a shocking thing, why didn't he know?

Song Fanchen has already quickly screened eligible evolutionists in his mind, but since he came to the Neon Kingdom 15 years ago, and basically has no contact with his family, he doesn't know about the cohabitation of Concubine Song En and the Ba Ji.

The Jiuneng Shandong Zhaogong he is in charge of mainly focuses on problems in Europe and the United States, and there is a serious lack of information on Asia, so he doesn't know the specific appearance of the Tsing Yi leader.

However, this did not prevent him from narrowing Jiang Huiyuan's identity to a certain range.

After all, there are very few powerful female evolutionaries themselves, plus the restriction of the yellow race, plus the understanding of the golden wind and jade dew swords, the optional answers can be counted on one hand.

"You, are you..."

Jiang Huiyuan saw that he was so babbling, and immediately pointed at Evelyn: "Her name is Violet Evelyn, who do you think I am?"

"Violet...Evelyn!?" Song Fanchen felt that he was about to suffocate.

He is very familiar with Europe and the United States, so naturally he will not miss the real name of the Baguio who was born in the Bagu Country.Although due to the lack of information, few people know the specific appearance of Violet Evelyn, but there is really no second person with this name.

Well, simple analogy.

Who would be able to stand beside Ba Ji so calmly?

Counting the people he guessed just now, the answer is ready to come out.

"I, I must be dreaming," Song Fanchen covered his heart, "What kind of a horrible nightmare is this for two evil spirits to stand in front of me?"

At this time, the beauty of Jiang Huiyuan and Evelyn had no effect at all, and Song Fanchen only felt his legs go weak and his back feel cold.

The idea of ​​begging for the Golden Wind Sword was gone, and now he only felt that he was so lucky to have such a little injury on his body.

"Okay, let's get down to business," Jiang Huiyuan said to Song Fanchen, "We came to the Neon Kingdom this time mainly because of the Nikko Toshogu Palace."

"What!?" Song Fanchen was startled, "Are you planning to destroy the Tokugawa family?"

Based on his knowledge of the eight murderers, an existence of this level must be very ruthless, and just killing the Tokugawa family can be regarded as the kind of mercy.

He has lived in the Tokugawa family for 15 years. It must be false to say that he has no feelings. There are many people in the Tokugawa family who are annoying, and he wants to kill many of them, but there will always be exceptions when Lin Zi grows up.For example, his parents with this false identity are a pair of very simple cooks, and they didn't even know their relationship with the main family before the awakened blood of "Tokugawa Shi" was recalled to the Tokugawa family.

In recent years, he has a good relationship with the two old people, and there are also some young people who like Qin Naguo culture under his influence, and they are also very kind.

"Okay, what am I going to do by killing people's families?" Jiang Huiyuan complained, "Kill some of the men, and send the rest to Thailand for plastic surgery. It's fine to go and make a small movie with the women. There's no need to kill people and the nine clans." , After all, I am not a devil, do you think so?"

【You are already devilish enough! 】Song Fanchen complained wildly in his heart.

The eight evils are indeed the eight evils, and it seems that the Tokugawa family is going to be completely ruined.

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Jiang Huiyuan didn't like the Tokugawa family at all, otherwise she wouldn't have killed the eight murderers back then.Speaking of it, her sleeping for a hundred years has a lot to do with that incident.

After waking up, she didn't have time to talk to the Tokugawa's house because of her ability to run away, and then she forgot about it because she was obsessed with the charter woman.

It's a pity that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop. Even after 100 years, the family still hasn't changed, and they like to make things happen.First, he offered a reward to assassinate Jiang Huiyuan, but Jiang Huiyuan didn't care too much because he had harvested a big loli, but now he has the idea of ​​Sakura Mia again.

This is not a man who can bear it.

Since Jiang Huiyuan has come to the Neon Country in person this time, it is absolutely impossible to end it without doing something.

"If you don't let me degenerate into salted fish, then I will turn you all into groupers!"

Song Fanchen at the side felt Jiang Huiyuan's strong resentment, and couldn't help shivering.

The eight evils are so terrifying.

……

Jiang Huiyuan caught Evelyn when she fell, so the two fell together.

On the other side, Qin Minyu, who was not caught by her, desperately saved himself in mid-air.

Although Ba Ji wouldn't die if she fell from this height, after all, she hadn't tried it, and the concepts in her brain were still at the level of normal human beings.

The strong desire to survive stimulated Qin Minying, making her rapid progress in the use of her own abilities.

Violent thunder and lightning circled Qin Minwei's body, and the image of Jiang Huiyuan turning into wings of flames flashed in her mind.

[Since fire can turn into wings, why can't thunder and lightning not? 】