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"Oh!"

Jiang Huiyuan was suddenly swept across the face by a branch, and the whole person fell out of Evelyn's back, so that there was a stone on the ground.

With a bang, the back of Jiang Huiyuan's head hit the stone heavily, and blood splattered everywhere.

"Ah! Are you alright!?" Hearing Jiang Huiyuan's screams, Evelyn turned her head quickly, and was startled when she saw the splattered blood.

Jiang Huiyuan opened her eyes with difficulty, and said, "I, I'm fine... you, little, be careful..."

To the zombie, this little injury is nothing, the key is that the sun is shining directly, even if some of it comes through the branches of the tree, it is still uncomfortable, and she finds it difficult to speak a word now.

"Oh oh oh." Evelyn no longer carries Jiang Huiyuan on her back this time, but chooses to embrace the same princess as Jiang Huiyuan before.

In the end, while running, she tripped over something, and she staggered and almost fell.Fortunately, he finally stood firm.

"Safe—" Evelyn patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh? That's not right, how could I get a shot of my chest? Where's Jiang Huiyuan?"

"My old lady is here!" Jiang Huiyuan's voice came from the front.

Evelyn ran over to take a look and found that Jiang Huiyuan was lying on a big rock at this time.The part of the stone on the ground was in the shape of a triangle, and Jiang Huiyuan's waist was just resting on the top of the triangle, and the whole person was folded into a "7".

"Ah!!!" Evelyn exclaimed, "Sorry sorry, how are you?"

"Ah~" Jiang Huiyuan moaned, "The spine is probably broken, hiss—it hurts."

Once her ability was sealed, she couldn't bear Evelyn's disaster physique at all.

But it's too exaggerated to come so many times in such a short period of time, and it's all bad luck, so there's nothing good about it.What about the conservation of luck?

Evelyn hugged Jiang Huiyuan again, this time she didn't dare to run, and walked down the mountain steadily.It took about half an hour to come to a road halfway up the mountain.

……

Akiyama Shenji is a drag racing enthusiast. His favorite thing is to modify the vehicle and then drift on various mountain roads with nine twists and eighteen bends.

Many people used to race with him, but later found that the gap was too large, and gradually he was promoted to the altar, known as the Shizuoka car god.

Everyone admires Akiyama Shenji's driving skills, and even thinks that he can win a professional race, but Akiyama Shenji has never planned to do that.

Because only he himself knows that his driving skills are actually based on his own special ability.

Yes, he is an evolutionary.He has the ability of assimilation, can attach his own consciousness to the car he drives, and command the operation of the car like an arm.

The Mysterious Alliance stipulates that evolutionists cannot participate in ordinary people's professional competitions, but there are also competitions specially set up for evolutionaries.

Akiyama Shinji knows that his ability is fine among ordinary people, but if he really wants to participate in a competition where all evolutionaries are involved, he has no chance of winning.

Therefore, he has never only had fun in his own territory.

On this day, he drove his newly remodeled sports car and drifted wildly on the mountain road, when he suddenly found two people jumping out in front of him...

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With sharp eyes and quick hands, Akiyama steadily used a drift to park the car next to the two of them.

"Hey, beauty, are you in any trouble?" Akiyama Fukaji said with a handsome expression.

He is usually so flirtatious, and with this high-end sports car of his, it is almost invincible.

With his eyesight, he could see the faces of the two of them clearly at the first time. The standing white girl was already prettier than all the girls he had seen before, including stars in film and television dramas. The beauty of the yellow race in his arms is even more breathtaking.

Especially the pair of airbags, oh my god, why is the quality of these clothes so good?Is this unbreakable?

Akiyama Fukaji is now thinking of ways to give him one shot, no, two shots!

Evelyn naturally didn't know what Akiyama Shenji was thinking, but as soon as she came out of the mountain, someone stopped and asked if she needed help, which was just in time for her.Immediately said happily: "Can you take us to the city?"

Evelyn's Neon Mandarin is very good, and she sounds like a local.As Jiang Huiyuan said before, most of the eight evil spirits have a long lifespan, and they always have to find something to do for themselves when they are idle or bored, otherwise they will go crazy sooner or later.

The most basic thing like language, the eight murderers have mastered at least dozens of kinds, not including dialects.

"Of course!" Akiyama Fukaji was overjoyed. He was thinking about how to dispel the concerns of the two girls and coax them into the car, but he didn't expect the other party to ask to get in the car.

As for whether it will be a fairy dance?Akiyama Shenji said that he is not afraid at all, he is an evolutionary, even if he meets a fairy dance, he can do a fake show, so that the other party can steal the chicken without losing money.

"What's wrong with this young lady?" Akiyama Fukaji glanced at Jiang Eyuan, who was limp in Evelyn's arms, from the rearview mirror, and asked pretending to be kind.

"Oh, she has a bit of heat stroke, just take a rest," Evelyn replied.

"Heatstroke?" Akiyama Fukaji glanced at the weather outside the window subconsciously, can he suffer from heatstroke in early spring?How weak the constitution is.

But this is obviously not what he cares about, and he started chatting with Evelyn: "Miss, you can speak Neon Mandarin very well, are you a mixed race?"

"No, I learned from others."

"It's rare for a foreigner to speak so standardly. Have you lived here for many years?"

"No, I just came to Neon Country for the first time today."

……

Evelyn was pure-minded, except for some special things, the basic situation was covered by Akiyama Fukaji's chat.

Foreigners, traveling, being separated from friends... It's like saying "it's okay to be strong".

【No no no! 】Akiyama Fukaji immediately denied his evil thoughts,【I am also a car god after all, so I can't do such a worthless thing, I should cultivate my relationship first. After all, I am so handsome and so rich. Isn't it easy to flirt with girls? 】

He was about to speak when Evelyn exclaimed, "Be careful!"

"Huh?" Akiyama Fukaji was startled, only then did he realize that there was a landslide in front of him.

"What is this!?" He quickly activated his ability and leaned over the car.

It must be too late to stop at this distance, so he simply made a sharp turn and rushed out of the guardrail, driving down the mountain.

Outside the guardrail is the rugged land, not to mention the steep angle and the interference of various plants, most people can't drive at all.

But Akiyama Shenji is an evolutionary. After he synchronized his sports car, he is no longer driving an ordinary car but a Transformer (not deformed).

"Sit tight!" he yelled, and the car started speeding on the mountain wall.

After trembling for a while, finally, they returned to the normal path again.

Thanks to Akiyama Shenji's thorough remodeling of his car, otherwise the car would have fallen apart after such a toss.

"Phew~ I almost thought I was going to die," Akiyama Fukaji breathed a sigh of relief, "Did I get too scared by the rain yesterday? I actually encountered a landslide."

Evelyn exclaimed, "You are so amazing!"

"Of course." Being praised by the beauties, Akiyama Fukaji became more and more complacent, and he didn't feel sorry for the damage to the car. He kept increasing the accelerator and wanted to hurry back to the city to develop a relationship with the two beauties.

At this time, Jiang Huiyuan also felt a little better because she got into the car and stayed away from the sun.

She glanced at Akiyama Shenji, and sighed in her heart: [This kid's life is pretty tough, he won't die, it seems that he has the potential to become our exclusive mount during the Neon Kingdom. 】

Of course she could see that Akiyama Fukaji had evil intentions, as a man (once) she knew best, if Akiyama had no idea about them, it would be impossible to stop and strike up a conversation from the very beginning.

A man's time is very precious, and being willing to spend time for a woman is enough to prove that he wants to gain something from a woman.Otherwise, would he have nothing to do after eating and doing charity?

But, to be honest, even if Jiang Huiyuan's ability is sealed now, and she still suffers from heatstroke, but with Evelyn around, it's just a mere Akiyama... Hehe, it's worth giving him a thumbs up for surviving.

Akiyama gradually approached the city by car, chatting with Evelyn one after another in order to enhance their relationship.

Suddenly, he made a sharp turn, the sports car drew a big arc on the road, and then shook violently.

The two girls in the back seat were all thrown against the car door because they didn't have seat belts, especially Jiang Huiyuan, who slammed her head hard again.

"Ah!" Jiang Huiyuan screamed.

Evelyn also hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

"It can't be repaired! I don't know who is so disgusting, who actually sprinkled nails all over the road, and almost got punctured just now!" Akiyama Fukaji yelled.

Fortunately, the other person's car is one, paying attention to the road conditions at all times, and at the critical moment, he even used the car to make a "jump" operation that normal people can't do at all, otherwise 100% of the tires would blow out.

[It's the second time. 】Jiang Huiyuan said silently in her heart.This Akiyama Fukami is really tough, and it's not easy to be played badly.

After a while, no accident happened again, and Qiushan took the two of them to his home.

Because it was confirmed that Jiang Huiyuan didn't need to go to the hospital, and the two women didn't have much money, he offered to take them back to his home.

Evelyn was very happy to have a place to live, and Jiang Huiyuan planned to capture this guy as a mount, so she didn't object.

Akiyama is very rich and lives in a duplex apartment on the top floor.Once in the room, Jiang Huiyuan asked Evelyn to close the curtains, then stood up and stretched.

"Oh, I'm finally comfortable." The broken spine and smashed head have all been restored, but there is still some blood on the hair.

She turned to Akiyama and said, "We... are hungry... do you have anything to eat?" Her neon mandarin is all self-taught by watching Japanese comics and action movies. Although it is a bit lame, at least communication is not a problem.

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"Eat? Are you hungry?" Akiyama Fukaji's eyes lit up. This beauty really doesn't treat herself as an outsider. Wouldn't it be better this way.

Seeing his stupid look, Jiang Huiyuan felt a little uncomfortable, grabbed the sofa beside him and threw it over: "You're laughing at you! Don't laugh!...Baga! Road!"

She originally spoke Qin Na language, but after she finished speaking, she realized that Akiyama Fukaji might not be able to understand, so she added a sentence of Bagayalu.

Akiyama Fukaji was caught off guard and was hit by the single-seater sofa.Although he is an evolutionary, his physical fitness is similar to that of a normal person, and this blow directly sent him flying.

"Nani!?" Akiyama Fukaji looked bewildered, not understanding why this beauty suddenly made an attack.And this sofa weighs at least 100 kilograms, why can she grab it so easily with one hand?

[She is also an evolutionary! ! ! 】Fukuji Akiyama, who was blown away by the blow, finally realized the crux of the problem, and suddenly became nervous.

He is usually arrogant among ordinary people. If he meets an evolutionary, he has no advantage at all, and he may be counter-killed at any time.

【what to do?She looks very violent, will she try to kill me?Ah~ My hand hurts so much, won't it break a bone? ] Akiyama Fukaji is already thinking about the news after he was killed.

By the way, Akiyama Fukaji understands Qin Na language, although he is not very proficient, but at least he understands Jiang Eyuan's unfriendly words.

Evelyn suddenly said, "Why did you hit him? He is so nice, he brought us to the city and even lent us a place to live."

Jiang Huiyuan said: "It's nothing, I just think this guy's eyes are too dishonest, and his smile is disgusting, I have to warn you, and I'm not the one who repays my kindness, didn't I just send him a sentence of "Baga"? Didn't you I don’t know how many of my fans are begging me to scold them all day long, but I didn’t scold them.”

"Oh, that's it." Evelyn nodded.

【Hello!Why did you accept it so naturally!What she said just now is obviously very strange! ? 】Akiyama Shenji complained wildly in his heart, he found that what he brought back were two sheep, they were obviously two lunatics!

No, you have to save yourself.Akiyama Fukaji pressed his watch quietly, then looked nervously at Jiang Eyuan and the others to prevent another surprise attack.

Jiang Huiyuan glanced at him and said, "Your boy... an evolutionary?" How could a normal person withstand the two disasters brought by Evelyn.

Akiyama Shenji hesitated for a moment, then nodded.Now he suspects that the other party is targeting him, so he deliberately waited for him by the side of the road, so he must have a certain understanding of him, and denying it doesn't make much sense.

"Very good, from now on, you, you..." Jiang Huiyuan was stunned for a moment, and asked Evelyn, "How do you say 'requisition' in Neon Mandarin?"

Just as Evelyn was about to answer, Akiyama Fukaji suddenly said, "I understand Qinna language, and I understand what you mean."

"Do you understand Qinna language? Damn! Don't tell me earlier," Jiang Huiyuan said, "Let me speak in crappy Neon Mandarin for a long time, so that's it. I think your driving skills are good. From now on, you will be responsible for driving us. You don't need to do other things, if you cooperate obediently, we won't do anything to you, but if you dare to make some crooked thoughts, this bottle will be your fate."

Jiang Huiyuan casually grabbed a blue and white porcelain vase and it exploded when she pinched it with both hands.

Her current ability is close to that of a low-level zombie, and she has no other characteristics except for her strength and resilience. She can only use this low-level threat.

"Ah—my antique!" Seeing the blue and white porcelain vase being squeezed and burst, Akiyama Fukaji cried out with heartache, "I bought this for [-] million yen!"

"[-] million yen!" Jiang Huiyuan was also taken aback, "Oh my god! Is it so expensive?"

Forget it, let's pretend that we don't understand.

Jiang Eyuan thought about it, and felt a little sorry, so she decided to make amends to Akiyama Shenji: "Baga! There is no way to race! Auntie is here!"

Well, three consecutive curses should be worth [-] million.

Akiyama Fukaji immediately shut up.As an evolutionary, he knows best that some evolutionaries do not regard themselves as human beings at all, so they will not abide by the laws of human order.It's not clear what type Jiang Huiyuan is, but if she gets upset and kills herself, it's not worth it.

He had already called for help just now, and he only needed to hold the two girls steady before reinforcements arrived.

Jiang Huiyuan asked him again: "Do you have red wine here?"

"Red wine? There is some." Akiyama Fukaji quickly took out a bottle of red wine from the refrigerator.

Jiang Huiyuan took a look: "Heh, Lafite in 82 is probably fake."

Now the whole world is full of 82-year-old Lafite, and this thing must be able to duplicate, otherwise, how can a winery supply a year of wine production?

But better than nothing, her blood and wine were all in the suitcase, not the one with the Miyamoto umbrella, but the other one.When it fell from a high altitude, I didn't know where it went.

Now I can only drink a few sips of red wine to top it off.She wouldn't get drunk after drinking a bottle of red wine without mixed blood, so she just poured tons of wine into the bottle.