Tsukimi opened a distance of ten centimeters, "Before manic patients go crazy, they usually act very quietly, such as thinking about problems like contemplation. Hojo, please stay away from me. You can't take responsibility for my injury."

Grass……

Hojo Satoru slowed down and decided not to be as knowledgeable as her.

"I just met Yuejianli classmate, and I want to say thank you by the way. Is it more sincere to send a message with a mobile phone than face to face?"

"Yeah~"

Tsukimi Ri Fuling turned her head and glanced at this guy, her clear eyes were meaningful, "The question about Bushido is so important to Hojo-san?"

"It doesn't matter or not."

Gojo Hojo explained in a strict manner: "A handsome DK guy with excellent grades will only be troubled by knowledge. Knowledge is life, and knowledge is money. If I have doubts that I can't find, if I don't solve them, I will feel uncomfortable in my heart, like ants crawling on my body." !"

"Yeah~"

"That's right! Also, can you not drag out the last syllable? It's cute, but I always feel like you're having fun."

"okay."

Yue Jianli smiled, "The reason for being in a daze is thinking about another important question?"

"As expected of a genius girl, she ruled out the suspicion of being insane and guessed that I was thinking about something, amazing!"

Tsukimi blinked and asked curiously, "What is such a profound question that fascinates Hojo so much? Think about how to drive away the US troops stationed in Japan?"

"What does the US military stationed in Japan have to do with me?"

"uh-huh?"

Hojo Satoru fell silent until the two of them walked through the school vestibule and came to the shoe-changing place, then tentatively asked: "Look at me... Is it possible for me to become a generation of chefs?"

Tsukimi stopped suddenly and turned to look at the guy's face.

The shining and serious eyes seemed to want to confirm something, and after a few seconds, he seemed to confirm something again, nodded solemnly, and walked away without saying anything.

Well, that look is still like looking at a fool.

Did I get it wrong before?He really has a brain problem!Out of humanitarian spirit, let's contact the doctor for help.

So Hojo Satoru stared blankly at the girl's back disappearing into the corner of the shoe cabinet...

Grass!You fun people are really disgusting!Obviously I was seriously thinking about whether to make delicious dishes, but I seriously asked for opinions in exchange for contempt!

When Lin Bei takes off, don't lick your face and say that you are actually the tongue of God, you can only eat the food made by Lin Bei!

After Hojo Satoru complained viciously, he found his shoe cabinet and began to change shoes. Today, there is no love letter. I really don’t understand what those little girls are thinking. Is it fragrant?

After changing his shoes, he walked up to the second floor and came to the door of the classroom. The two familiar figures turned around and looked over at the same time as if they had a tacit understanding.

"You're here." Yakumo Sakamoto pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and nodded coldly.

"Oh~ Ah Mu!" The yellow-haired man with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes was filled with a wretched smile, and waved vaguely.

Hojo Satoru also reached out his hand to say hello, but the smile froze on his face.

Tomino's eyebrows were covered with OK bandages, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen like a bun, and he couldn't speak clearly. It looked like he had been beaten to death.

what happened? !

Didn't you go to a social gathering yesterday?How did you get beaten up like this?

In an instant, Hojo Satoru's face darkened, and he walked over quickly.

Chapter 2 Pigs for slaughter

"what happened?"

Hojo Satoru put down his schoolbag, looked at Tomino's funny pig-headed face, and asked seriously, "Who beat you like this?"

Seeing his friend's first reaction was not to laugh at his funny appearance, but to ask with concern and seriousness, Tomino Kenta was obviously surprised, and smiled silly: "Wo no hiss..."

"Are you all right?"

Hojo Satoru glared at Tomino Kenta, and the guy shrunk his neck guiltily, and laughed again.This guy is already wretched when he smiles, and it is even more wretched with the pig's face. If you use the observation technique to look at him now, the charm value is probably negative.

So, Hojo Satoru turned his head to look at Sakamoto Ryosuke, and the eldest son of the Yakumo family immediately understood, and explained: "Ma Sugi Kazuki, Class E of the second year."

"Second grade? How did you mess with him?"

Hojo Satoru frowned, "You went to a friendship yesterday, shouldn't it be..."

"There is no way to nest!"

Before he finished speaking, Tomino screamed excitedly, Hojo Satoru saw him like that, and cut off his subconscious guess.

This guy looks obscene, and he has nothing to hide from his mouth, but he will only talk about topics such as rubbing European style, which beautiful girl has a good figure, etc. in front of acquaintances, and it is limited to talking about it and will not really do it.

He explained this point, because when he was in middle school, he was almost mistaken for a pervert who stole girls' underwear... But he did not die and explained it clearly, otherwise his life would have been dark.

So in the days after Tomino, he lived more cautiously, saying that thoughts can be dirty and life must be healthy. I am not tall or good-looking, so I have to walk upright and stand upright, so as not to be misunderstood. Hmm, quite self-aware.

So his injury...

At this time, Ryosuke Sakamoto explained: "This idiot said you would go to a fellowship, so he made an appointment with Kuroda-san's friend, but Ah Wu didn't go yesterday, so he knelt down and begged me."

"Bastard... who knelt down and begged you!"

Hearing the word "kneel down," the guy became excited again, as if he was going to fight the boss desperately, and he spoke unambiguously.

Mr. Sakamoto pushed his glasses, glanced at this guy calmly, and then quickly told what happened.

Tomino likes Sayu Kuroda in the performance department of class D, but Kuroda's sister doesn't like Kenta Tomino, she doesn't know him at all, so he finds Chika Furui, who is close to Kuroda, and asks if he wants to join the friendship Hojo Satoru.

One of the love letters Hojo Satoru received was from Chika Furui, and this guy saw the class and name on the cover.

So Furui Chika thought that the last time she was rejected by a reply letter, Hojo-san had never met her, so why don't you meet her in a friendship?Then he urged Kuroda to go too, saying that school had just started for more than a month, so it would be good to know students from other classes.

There are three people in Kuroda's small circle, Gujing also has a best friend who likes a boy in the second grade, and finally developed into a mutual friendship between the first and second grades, three girls and four boys.

They first made an appointment to go to the playground in the morning, go to the family restaurant for dinner at noon, and sing karaoke in the afternoon... But this friendship has had serious problems from the very beginning.

Since Tomino was the only one in class B, Hojo Satoru didn't go, so he could only drag Sakamoto town. When he arrived at the meeting place, Furui Chika realized that she was being tricked, and she was not happy at the time, but another second-year senior whom her friend liked arrived. , so it didn't happen.

Then when everyone started to introduce themselves, Mr. Sakamoto directly came up with a new job.He pinched his right wrist with his left hand, covered his face with his right hand, only one eye was exposed between his fingers, and he opened his mouth and said, "My name is Yakumokage, hidden in the world..."

Well, now everyone's faces are weird.

In Japan, "otaku" is acceptable. After all, as a major animation exporting country, almost 99% of people watch animation, but if you are terminally ill, there will be problems.

A wretched liar and a bespectacled nerd, the two of them were logically isolated, and they were asked to help buy water, and help with things.

It's nothing, it's been an uneventful morning.But in the last two years, Ma Sugiichi from class E fell in love with Sayu Kuroda, and his classmate also saw each other with another best friend of Kuroda and Gujing. In order to match up, they proposed to play the king game when they sang K... ...and this is where the problems start.

It is said that it is a lottery, but it is actually determined by default. After playing a few rounds, the atmosphere gets up.

Kazuki Masugi's classmate drew the king, and said that No. 2 and No. 3 would kiss each other. Kazuki Masugi drew No. 2, and Sayu Kuroda, who drew No. 3, looked confused.

Your big adventures are all push-ups, squats and so on. How did you get married by yourself?

Of course the girl doesn't want to kiss, the girl doesn't want Ma Sugi's classmate to start pua, saying that since participation must abide by the rules of the game, Ma Sugi will soon be the head of the Kendo Department, and this semester he will lead Qingshan Middle School to attend the National Kendo General Assembly, I receive countless love letters every day, you should be happy to like you... there are a lot of blah blah blah.

At this time, Kuroda finally realized that he had been tricked, and turned to look at his friend. The two friends were also a little embarrassed. They didn't know why this situation developed. They agreed to just hold hands and sing a love song to try Kuroda. attitude, and finally got married.

The worst thing came, Kuroda sister didn't want to, that guy actually started to move over and put his hands on her shoulders, scaring the girl so much that her eyes turned red.

Gujing Qianjia and the two also regretted it very much at this time, but they only dared to make an embarrassing verbal clearance, and they didn't dare to be too tough. The deputy head of the Kendo Department and the two of them couldn't afford to provoke him. There are indeed many girls who like him.

Aoyama is a new school. Since the establishment of the school, the archery department won a single championship last year, but last year's National Kendo Conference did not achieve good results. This time, we have to count on Masugi Kazuki, who is more talented than the former head, to bring honor to the school.

So, if the two of them made up a lie afterwards and poured sewage, the three of them would all become shameless bitches...

For a moment, the atmosphere became tense.

At this time, Tomino, who was regarded as a transparent person, stood up. When he saw the girl he liked being wronged, his brain became hot.

Well, the other side reacted immediately, and twisted his collar three times. Ma Sugi Kazuki is not only tall and big, but also has strong arm muscles. Three punches directly make Tomino, who is over 1.6 meters tall, lose his combat effectiveness .

All this happened so fast that no one could react until the deputy minister raised his fist again, and the two were pulled away immediately.After all, it's a public place, and if there's a lot of noise, everyone has to go to the police station to receive education from the police uncle...

In the end, the friendship ended so hastily...

After listening to Mr. Sakamoto's explanation, Hojo Satoru's expression gradually became weird, and Tomino felt a little guilty again.

"So what? You saved classmate Kuroda, did she move because of it?"

"I don't know either." Tomino giggled and said, "But I finally got her contact information."

"Oh!" Hojo Satoru was taken aback, and said cheerfully, "Then this plan is not in vain, but it's still a lenient attack. If your kid is beaten and sent to the hospital, maybe Kuroda-san will visit you."

"Eh, yes, is it?"

Tomino froze for a moment, seemed to think of something, rubbed the dog's head and began to laugh silly, perhaps imagining that he was lying on the hospital bed, and Kuroda-san was peeling apples for himself with a gentle and sad expression.

In the next second, Mr. Sakamoto pushed his glasses with a sneer, bringing the guy back to reality, "Student Kuroda rejected Kazuki Masugi's request to exchange email addresses."

"What, what do you mean?"

"It means that you got Kuroda's mailbox, but Ma Shan, who also likes her, is hated instead. She is the candidate for the head of the Kendo Department. Not only did you get angry, but the girls also lost face. The deputy head of the Kendo Department must find his way back. So, after school today, you can either run faster, or get beaten up honestly, but today may not be a one-on-one match."

Tomino was stunned after listening...

Hojo Satoru patted him on the shoulder, with compassionate eyes, "Congratulations, it is really possible to go to the hospital. Remember to cry a little when you are beaten, so that Kuroda will feel more guilty. By the way, don't mention my name, I can I can't afford to offend him. If you are beaten to death today, next year I will go to your grave to pay you tribute. Please be prepared to go on the road with peace of mind, Mr. Tomino, tell me what do you usually like to eat? I will give it to you next year. "

"Eh?"

At this time, Tomino Kenta finally came to his senses, the smirk and smirk just disappeared from his eyes, and he became a little scared...

Suddenly, this guy seemed to think of something, and his whole body trembled. He grabbed Hojo Satoru's arm and howled. It was almost time for class, and all the students entered the classroom one after another. When he howled, everyone looked at him They were all attracted.

"Help me, Ah Wu, help!!! You are so smart, there must be a way!!!"

And the sound of this guy is like a pig that was pressed on the chopping board by seven or eight uncles during the Chinese New Year. The barrel is shedding.

"I'm your little brother, you can't just ignore death!!!"

Hojo Satoru slapped this guy's hand away, and asked politely and doubtfully, "Who are you?"

"NO!!!"

Chapter 3 Ultra Ultra Ultra Brain Pads

I don't know if the young pig-headed boy dreamed of the bunny girl senior Satoru Hojo, but the young boy with a pig head who was beaten into a pig's head was depressed all morning, and he didn't even go to the toilet once.

During the end of the third get out of class, a few strange figures suddenly appeared outside the classroom, exchanged glances with him, and then left silently.

In fact, that's right, I can't bear to be restrained when I just learned the capture, let alone the deputy director of a club?

In general, when students reach the third year of senior high school, they will focus all their attention on their studies, and gradually withdraw from clubs.However, before abdicating, one of the best juniors will be selected as the minister's successor.

Such a "Heaven's Chosen One" who is stronger than the former minister is watched by so many eyes.But at the age of sixteen or seventeen, everyone is full of vigor and blood, and no one accepts anyone's age. It's really hard to justify not getting back after being angry with you.

But Tomino deserves it all, and he did it all by himself. Without Hojo Satoru's knowledge, it's not a big deal to contact the fellowship activities privately, mainly because this guy did it first.

Tomino is a simple-minded master, but he is not a bad person.If he hadn't been dragged this weekend, Hojo Satoru really wouldn't refuse to help him participate in a fellowship.

However, the deputy director of the Kendo Department is indeed not a good thing. Does the cerebral palsy regard the friendship as a date? In reality, playing the game of kings, how can you just gnaw it in front of so many people?

The girl was not happy and started to play tricks, maybe she watched too many dramas, right?

This matter is said to be Tomino's fault, but he can't blame him entirely. The girl I like can still hold back when she is bullied. Either she has a passion for suffering or she is really soft.

Hojo Satoru fantasized, if the girl he likes is being bullied like this, it would be no more than a punch. Is there anything to do with the microphone in the ashtray on the table, impulsive?Impulsive indeed, but unbearable.

The person you like is taken advantage of, and you still think about the consequences before doing it, that's not what cowardice is.If you fight in school, you will be expelled directly, but who cares about you outside the school?

Don't ask, asking is a hero to save the beauty. The KTV is monitored. Now he dares to hang his hands on his shoulders, and he dares to touch Naiko later. He will endure a little more intimidation and temptation.

Well, the above assumptions are all unsuccessful. Hojo Satoru is still used to thinking about problems with adult thinking. If someone really likes her, it is impossible to put her in that kind of environment. Before doing anything, you must first consider the worst possible development. .

The bell rang for the end of the last get out of class in the morning, and the trio still walked to the cafeteria together.

Hojo Satoru was cheerful and still in a good mood.The task bonus of 100 million was sent home, and I still have about 9 on hand. Yesterday I gave another [-] to my senior sister, and now I only have more than [-] in my hand.

But don't panic at all, go to work immediately after school, there is no need to really look for a kitchen, this time I will give priority to the ones close to home, if you really can't find it, you can go to places like Akihabara.

There are too many shops recruiting part-time jobs. How about trying the waiter at the Butler Cafe this time?

Where can you be a handsome waiter to attract young white-collars to patronize, pretend to be serious and make them tremble, and then sternly refuse when they ask for contact information!The deacon boy has a firm heart, and it is definitely not so easy to be pried into his heart!

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