Reincarnation, your integrity is gone

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Caroline was helpless and also walked out of the kitchen.

After a while, Hearts and Diamonds each brought a cup of tea, with perceptive smiles on their faces.

"Master, drink tea."

The two raised their cups at the same time, elbowing each other and pushing each other outward, both wanting to be the first test subjects.

However, judging from the froth in the cups in their hands, the two men's tea making skills are not much better than the Maid of Spades.

"It starts with you."

The bishop picked up the red liquid in Heart's hand, put it to his mouth and took a sip.

fishy!

It's like eating goat's internal organs raw, and a gunpowder-like spicy taste goes down the throat and rushes into the nasal cavity, making people feel dizzy.

But compared to the penance in the past, this pain is nothing.

The bishop closed his eyes without changing his face, took a deep breath, until the blood flowed from his nose and the corners of his eyes, then wiped it away with his fingers, and looked back at the maid of hearts.

"Is this what you gave your master to drink? Are you trying to kill me?" he asked rhetorically.

"No! Master, are you alright?"

The maid of hearts wanted to help him wipe away the blood, but the bishop stopped him with his hand, and said coldly, "Don't make excuses, you let me down very much."

As he spoke, he picked up the cube maid's tea again, and under the latter's expectant gaze, he took a sip and went in.

"Cough cough..."

Just as the tea was in his mouth, the bishop coughed violently, and the muscles on his cheeks twitched violently.

Soon, white smoke came out of his throat, like ignited plastic, with several big holes melted out.

"Saruman!"

Caroline was taken aback and hurried forward to support him.

The bishop raised his hand tremblingly, and spit out a mouthful of black water mixed with blood into the tray in the hand of the square maid, and stared sharply at her eyes, the meaning of the warning was self-evident.

"Master, who harmed you?!"

The square maid Quan pretended not to see it, and wanted to come up to care with an innocent face.

The bishop also refused her, took Caroline's drink, put his hand on the hole in his throat, and drank it into his mouth.

This is the healing potion he asked Caroline to prepare in advance. Although it couldn't heal the corrupted wound immediately, it also prevented the loss of health.

After eliminating the negative state, the bishop wrapped a healing bandage around his neck, then picked up the cross on his chest, and prayed to himself silently.

As he chanted in his heart, the flesh and blood in his throat also throbbed and recovered quickly.

Like the Great Emperor and Li Tianxiu, he also obtained inheritance in the grand ceremony of Shinrikyo, and his body was greatly strengthened.

The mere melting of the trachea could not kill him at all.

"Okay, now let me explain the conclusion."

After recovering for 15 minutes, Bishop was able to make a sound.

He looked at the two maids with cold eyes, and said hoarsely: "Whether it's appearance, cleanliness, or the current tea making, none of you can win, and you almost killed me..."

"Master, it's none of our business."

"Could it be that your body is too weak?"

"Yes, even if our tea doesn't taste good, isn't there anything wrong with you?"

The two maids were still quibbling, unwilling to admit their problems at all.

"Apologize to me and get the hell out."

The bishop paused, leaning against the railing with no expression on his face, and looked at them: "Or let me go to my mother to evaluate, and let her ask you to leave? You choose yourself."

According to the setting of the story, the four maids are the kind who must firmly believe that they are innocent no matter what mistakes they have made.Until the protagonist's IQ is brought to the same level as his own, and then use the rich mentally handicapped experience to win the existence of the protagonist.

It's useless to reason with fools.

Only a fist that is strong enough can make a fool reason with you calmly.

However, the use of violence will attract the mother, so the only way to break the situation is her.

The mother regards the reincarnation as a child, if she knows that her child drank their poison and almost died, there is no need to say anything about the ending of the two.

So, they were quickly discouraged.

"Sir, master... I'm sorry, we were wrong."

"Please don't tell mom, I will apologize to you..."

Out of fear for their mother, the two maids begged for mercy.

"apologize?"

The bishop held out his hand unceremoniously.

This is a rule deduced from the incident of Li Tianxiu.

Conscious monsters can be traded, so can blackmail.

The two maids wanted to cry without tears, Heart took off the necklace around her neck, Square took off the ring in her hand and handed it to the bishop, only then was forgiven, and disappeared in embarrassment.

"The event [Hardworking Villa Maid] has been completed."

"The achievement [I am not used to you] has been achieved, and 200 reincarnation points have been obtained." (Bishop)

"The achievement [First Maid] has been achieved, and 200 reincarnation points have been obtained." (Caroline)

"You have obtained a [Battle of Courage]."

"I have collected all three [Chapter of Courage], and it will be automatically converted into [Chapter of Chariot]." (Bishop)

"Three [Courage Chapters] have been collected, and they will be automatically converted into [White Horse Chapters]." (Caroline)

"Why am I a horse?" Caroline asked with a question mark on her face.

Contacting Li Tianxiu's knight card, she felt offended.

"This probably comes from chess. The horse is a flexible chess piece."

The bishop said without thinking, and threw the necklace to her.

"Oh oh..."

Caroline took the things with an embarrassed expression, but suddenly remembered something, and suddenly asked mysteriously: "What you just said...is it true?"

"Ah? It's just a guess. Is there any problem?" The bishop looked at her puzzled.

Whether it is the Chapter of the Knight or the Chapter of the Chariot, no matter where it comes from, it seems that there is nothing to worry about.

"Ah...that's okay, it's okay..."

Caroline looked away guiltily, clasped her hands in front of her.

For some reason, she felt that it was good to make some changes every once in a while.

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Chapter 33 Miss Mary at Midnight

Miss Mary at midnight.

A story adapted from an urban legend, telling the story of a forgotten doll who felt resentful, made a phone call in the middle of the night, and then appeared behind her master, killing her.

This is a short story telling children not to throw toys around, and Chen Xi complained that the author Jiang Lang had exhausted his talents and sewed things randomly.

Because its trigger condition is probably to touch the doll in Mrs. Lin's box, and then read Mary's name three times in the mirror at night.

But this trigger method is simply Bloody Mary!

However, Admiral Wushuang didn't intend to get entangled in these details. He polished the Tang knife that he carried with him, burned three sticks of incense in front of the bed, and worshiped three times in front of a portrait holding a big axe.

That's right, it was the eternally famous unparalleled general Pan Feng, who was known for his exaggerated impression.

However, Wu Shuang's grandfather, who is an expert in literature research, has some criticisms about this.

After all, there were many famous generals under Han Fu back then, such as Zhang He, Gao Mi, and Ju Yi. As the number one general under Han Fu, they would not be as unbearable as they said in the novel.

Therefore, Wushuang's grandfather quoted scriptures and went to various places to conduct textual research.

In the end, he left behind Dongpanfeng and Xilubu in Jianghu by writing fan novels, modifying Baidu Encyclopedia, and punching Yan Liang and kicking Wen Chou. The sad legend of losing to Hua Xiong.

I don't know if others believe in Wushuang, but he does anyway.

He likes the novels written by his grandfather very much, and he also aspires to become a true peerless general.

So in the dungeon competition, he can't lose!

"When I have enough reincarnation points, I will definitely buy a majestic ax as a weapon."

After inserting the incense on the incense burner, Pan Feng washed her body and walked towards the sink.

There are only a few story collections, and this is the only three that can determine the trigger method besides Pure Love God of War and Pen Fairy.

But because Pen Fairy can work in a team like Xiao Moxian, and gathering may violate the rules, everyone plans to clear up some strange stories that may interfere with the action, so as to avoid accidents during the gathering.

Things that harm others and benefit oneself are not conducive to cooperation, so Wushuang has no idea of one-pass pen fairy.

However, the rest of the single-person ghost talks are first-come, first-served. Li Tianxiu once expressed his thoughts on this ghost talk, so he must hurry up.

Even if he hasn't figured out the right solution yet.

"Miss Mary, Miss Mary, Miss Mary."

After murmuring Miss Mary's name three times in a low voice, Admiral Wushuang clenched the handle of the knife tightly, his body glowing faintly.

Lighting incense was not purely for the sense of ritual, he was given a time-limited uff that speeds up the recovery of mental power, speeds up the recovery of health, and improves reaction power.

He intends to give it a try, just like the Great Emperor, using strength to overcome cleverness!

Jingle Bell!

The landline phone next to the bed rang suddenly, and the ringtone was quite retro.

"coming!"

Admiral Wushuang was startled, and there was a bit of joy in his nervousness.

opportunity,

It has come to his hands!

"Hey?"

"Hello, intruder, I'm coming to find you~"

There was something wrong with the voice on the other end of the phone.

Because she doesn't sound gloomy at all, but rather happy, which doesn't match the persona of the resentful doll in the story.

"The intruder is..."