When Yotsuya Miko met the chat group

【exclude!exclude!exclude!exclude--】

"It's so noisy!"

Obviously being held in the palm of the guardian's huge palm, Mr. Leo's life was clearly controlled by the enemy, but Mr. Leo laughed after doing a certain action.

【what are you doing?Aim the sword at me? 】

Mr. Leo carried a simple Western-style long sword on his waist.In this futuristic battle between robots and magic weapons, Jianzi has always thought that Mr. Leo might be able to do better if he throws away that extra burden.

But Mr. Leo obviously didn't think so. In this life-and-death crisis, he deliberately aimed his sword at the robot guardian's head.

are you crazy?

Jianzi feels that the robot guardian is in such a mood now...if it really has such a thing as a mood.

Even magic weapons and powerful grenade explosions cannot completely destroy the steel body, what can that 'toy' that is not as thick as its fingers be able to do?On this occasion?

From the surprised mechanical sound of the robot guardian, Jianzi thinks that it feels that Mr. Leo has given up on himself.However, Jianzi, who saw Mr. Leo's speech in the exchange group, knew that this should be Mr. Leo's hidden backhand.

"Go to hell, scrap metal!"

Sure enough, Mr. Leo pointed the tip of his sword at the head of the robot guardian, and declared with a triumphant smile.

There seemed to be a crisp sound of "bang", and the blade of the long sword in Mr. Leo's hand was ejected from the handle.

That sword seems to have been made into a mechanism that can do this at critical times, and the effect of hiding this trick until now can be said to be outstanding.

Caught off guard, the "eye mask" on the robot guardian's face was directly hit by the point of the sword, and a large number of cracks were struck on the "eye mask".This is not the end!

A large amount of lightning surged out from the sword, and the lightning traveled along the robot guardian's body, covering the robot guardian's whole body under lightning in a short while.

Then, I don’t know whether it was the lightning magic that bypassed the magic barrier and hit it directly, or it hit the long sword of the robot guardian’s “eye mask” and destroyed the key function. After struggling for a while, the robot guardian made a harsh sound, Smoky and paralyzed on the ground.

"Hoo, hoo, ha, ha..."

When the robot guardian was struggling, Mr. Leo was thrown to the ground by waving his palm. Seeing that the robot guardian finally stopped moving, he struggled to stand up, dressed heavily.

"..."

Leo, who stood up again, did not say anything unnecessary. He used the rifle in his hand to shoot the last magic bullet to repair the knife. After seeing that the robot guardian was completely incapacitated, he walked towards the console with his legs, blood dripping He took off his clothes, leaving a little blood on the ground.

[Wuhe Qinli: Oh, oh, congratulations. 】

Mr. Leo ignored Sister Wuhe's words, wondering if he didn't notice it, or if he noticed it but didn't have the energy to answer.

【Are you going to use me...】

[It's a futile move. Instead of being taken away by the new humans, I might as well choose to blow myself up. 】

Even now, the robot guardian has not given up the idea of ​​fighting.

"It's so noisy, I'm just here to recover my krypton gold props, shut up and obey me."

It's just that no matter what the robot guardian said, Mr. Leo did not care about the operation in his hand. His eyes were fixed on the operation interface on the console. The clearly visible word "Japanese" among the languages ​​listed on the interface made him unable to bear it. Live surprised.

"Japanese?!"

【... Do you know how to pronounce this?You new humans should not speak Japanese. 】

"Idiot, my soul is pure Japanese! Rice and miso soup are justice...you don't understand after saying this..."

Mr. Leo's voice suddenly became agitated and quickly calmed down, just like robots don't understand the so-called justice of the Japanese. Everyone in this world will not understand this common sense that [-] million people in the previous life knew?

——But now, he has the good thing of "communication group".

[Soul...is the concept of "reincarnation"? 】

The robot guardian kept talking, but after Mr. Leo spoke Japanese, its attitude changed significantly.

In the subsequent conversation, perhaps he was interested in what Leo said about the Japanese in his previous life.After all, if this matter is true, then the robot guardian has the obligation to protect the last old human in this world.

Compromising on the only remaining possibility, the robot guardian did not choose to blew himself up in the end, and recognized Mr. Leo's command.The two talked a lot about things like the old world war and otome games. Seeing this scene, the entanglement about the robot guardian having a soul disappeared completely. Now she can sincerely bless Leo Mr. Victory.

However, at this moment, the accident happened again.After being thrown to the ground by the robot guardian, Mr. Leo, who had been bleeding from his forehead and his body was in tatters, suddenly vomited a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground in a daze.

[Yotsugu Miko: Leo, Mr. Leo! ! ? 】

[Wuhe Qinli: Don't worry, the treatment experts have already passed. 】

【Yukuriwood Helsetts: ...The application for teleportation has been approved. 】

Leo, whose consciousness was in a haze, thought of many things, and the last memory that flooded into his mind was the face of his scumbag sister.

'If only I could punch her in the face...'

Leo slowly closed his eyes with the thought that just thinking about it would lift his spirits a little.But before his vision completely disappeared, Leo's blurred vision on the ground caught a metal boot stepping on the floor and gradually approaching him.

'This is...who...'

Chapter 130 Four Yukuliwood

"Experts in healing—?"

When talking about treatment, the image of a middle-aged uncle or a beautiful big sister in a white coat, perhaps wearing glasses, or holding a medical record between his arms naturally appeared in Jianzi's head, but it actually appeared in front of Jianzi A person who is a person, but cleverly avoids all the imaginations of Jianzi.

The first is the wrong age.

The group of friends who applied to go to Mr. Leo's side for rescue is named "Yukuriwood Helsetts".

...a very powerful name.

However, the owner of this name is a child?This made Jianzi, whose common sense had not been completely kicked out by the communication group, feel a little uneasy.

The kid named "Yukuri Wood" seemed to be about the age of a junior high school student.She has an exquisite face like a puppet, which can only be born under the painstaking efforts of great artists, like a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. The facial features that skillfully blend the beauty of the East and the West have a dreamlike artificial feeling, which seems to be naturally generated, but common sense denies it. This kind of cognition - this child's face is so beautiful.

She has impossibly long silver-white hair and clear blue eyes, the quality of which is enough to call her a "fantasy beautiful girl", and her figure... can't be seen.

Because the child's whole body was tightly wrapped in a western-style armor that looked heavy.

There is a wide forehead on her head, and her collarbone is covered by a thick silver-gray breastplate from her collarbone up to her ribs, and her entire forearm is also protected by three-section armguards. The protection of the boots goes up to the knees.

She was wearing a very elegant purple and white plaid dress, which was not so surprising compared to the other party's amazing beauty and super conspicuous armor.If you just wear it like this, it should be a very eye-catching scenery combined with her own beauty and quiet temperament, but these armors without fashion and fashion elements destroy the part of her that belongs to the "beauty of dressing" It is clean, leaving only the abruptness of "beautiful girl wearing Western-style armor" to catch the eye.

Euclid Wood is a striking kid.

Although from the perspective of Jianzi's knowledge, I can't understand what role this seemingly unaesthetic western-style armor can play.

If it is based on practical considerations, since such an exaggerated armor has been equipped, the defense on Ukulewood's juniors and shoulders is too lax.Thinking based on beauty... Then you shouldn't wear this equipment, right?

In short, it was a mysterious child—but only a child.

Although Jianzi felt that anything could happen in the communication group, she really never thought that such a young child would have a lot of medical knowledge.

Maybe it is to the extent of being able to simply bandage, disinfect and treat wounds?If that's the case, with proper training, even at such a young age...

"?"

【Yotsuya Miko: Well, what is Miss Ukulewood doing? 】

If Jianzi is not mistaken, it should be Yukuli Wood, who is going to save people, neither took out bandages and disinfection supplies from anywhere, nor did he suddenly chant a spell and use mysterious magic to heal Mr. Leo. Wound.

She actually took off a arm armor on her arm, then stretched out the arm that was not covered by the armor to Mr. Leo, and tapped her finger on Mr. Leo's forehead that seemed to be the most injured, and then...

【Yotsuya Miko: This, what is this?what happened? ! 】

——Then, Mitsuko saw a mass of purple light appear between the foreheads of Eucliwood and Mr. Leo.After the light ball appeared, the wound on Mr. Leo's forehead disappeared as if time had flown back, and even the blood on Mr. Leo's face disappeared in the blink of an eye.

[Wuhe Kotori: First, let me correct a mistake of yours - you said Miss Ukulewood, this matter is wrong.In this group, there is no way to accurately judge the age of everyone just by their appearance~, just like Yuu, who looks very young on the outside, but in fact...]

[Yakumo Zi: Ah~, good evening (￣O￣)ノ.Ahhhh~~, I slept so full... Then, did something happen in the group?It's really rare for Youjiang to make a move. 】

[Wuhe Qinli: Ah, um, this, nothing?It's just a newcomer. 】

[Yakumo Zi: Ah, so that's the case~. aha~, I'm still so sleepy~.Let’s go back to sleep now, everyone~ good night~]

【Wuhe Kotori: Good night——】

[Nanoha Takamachi: Good night. 】

[Satomi Kotaro: Good night. 】

[Satomi Rentaro: Good night. 】

【Chihaya Group Portrait: Good night. 】

【Yotsuya Miko: Well, good night. 】

[Wuhe Qinli: ... have you gone back?No, this is also possible...]

【Yotsuya Miko: Sister Wuhe——】

[Wuhe Qinli: Stop!I know what you want to ask, but don't ask too much and don't think too much about it, you know? 】

[Wuhe Qinli: I was wrong just now.Understand?In this group, some things are taboo that cannot be discussed——]

"A taboo that cannot be talked about..."

Jianzi chewed on Kotori's words, combined with the topic just now, and her intuition as a woman, Jianzi immediately captured some key information.

"This is indeed a taboo that cannot be mentioned~~"

【Yotsuya Miko: I see. 】

【Wuhe Qinli: Just know. ——Huh~~, really, it’s not good for the heart to come out like this in the middle of the night~]

[Wuhe Qinli: Also, just call me Qinli, because I have an older brother who is also Wuhe, so calling me Wuhe always feels weird. 】

[Wuhe Qinli: Cough, let's talk about the topic just now.Yuchan has the ability to heal wounds.Healing ability does not need to rely on drugs or magic, as long as you put your hand on the other person's body, you can complete the treatment, but the price is that Yu-chan will suffer the same degree of pain as the injury. 】

【Shiba Miyuki: It's a great power. 】

[Wuhe Qinli: Yes yes yes~~, very great, very great. 】

[Liyuan Kaili: Not only that~, Mr. Herseth also possesses almost unlimited magic power.Her emotions are connected to the center of the world, and every word and deed will directly affect the fate of everything in the world.For example: if Yu-chan and Herseth-sama feel sad or angry, monsters will appear and destroy everywhere.If you think the irritating gas of the carbonated drink in your hand is not to your liking, just say "disappear the carbon dioxide", and the bubbles will really not come out. 】

[Kurizon Kaisato: Also, because Herses-sama's feelings and words will directly affect the fate of all things in the world, that's why Herses-sama has sealed his feelings and usually has a poker face That's it, so she doesn't talk anymore, and just talks to other people through the booklet, isn't it great? ! 】

[Li Yuan Haili: In addition, Lord Herses is a person from the underworld, with a long lifespan and great strength.Her blood contains the magical power of immortality. It is said that if you drink her blood, you will almost never die of old age. Therefore, many people, forces, and organizations are tracking the whereabouts of Lord Herses, whether it is for the infinite magic power or the magic power of immortality. The power of the "word spirit" that makes things in words become reality. 】

【Yotsuya Miko: Very, very powerful...】

It’s as if a light novel writer from somewhere put all his fantasies on the same person in one breath. If you express them with data, the various unreasonable settings superimposed on Ms. Ukulewood, So even if the computers running them are the top supercomputers in the world, they will be paralyzed immediately due to too many bugs that cannot be ignored.

Moreover, there is no need to use a computer to run Youkuliwood's data. When this fantasy really appeared in reality, Jianzi's head was paralyzed due to the collapse of common sense and logic.

[Leo F. Bartofart: ... In other words, was this little girl who saved me? 】

Chapter 130 Five End of Exploration

The most serious injury on Leo's body is the wound on his head, because now his head has been under the healing ability of Ukulewood, and it is completely impossible to see that he has been injured, so Leo woke up immediately.

When he woke up, the picture in front of him before coma and the current picture seemed to overlap - a... girl in silver armor? !She crouched next to Leo's head.

Before he fell into a coma, Leo remembered that he seemed to have passed some application.Then, the savior sent by his approved application is this super invincible and cute silver-haired beautiful girl in front of me?

Leo took the time to look at the contents of the chat room in the exchange group.Because he was anxious to talk to the beautiful silver-haired girl who saved him, he didn't turn to the front of the chat message, but just looked at the bottom content of the chat room, and probably understood that this girl who seemed to be the embodiment of a BUG saved him People, Leo got up and thanked him immediately after he was convinced.

"Thank you very much~, without you, I would definitely die again! I promise, although I am still so ineffective now, if there is an order in the future, I will definitely go through fire and water to help!"

Because the lady benefactor who saved him was also squatting on the ground, Leo got up from the ground instead of standing up, but sat on his knees on the ground, very Japanese-style came to sit down—noticing that the lady benefactor is not tall enough Gao, it would be weird if he stood up to thank you again, so let him keep it.

Leo praised his thoughtfulness in his heart, he didn't want to make the lady benefactor who saved him feel unhappy.

Leo's forehead was on the ground, and the imaginary lady benefactor would soon say "don't care" and "it's just a little effort" with a melodious voice like a wind chime. Concentrating on his ears, he heard some strange "rustling" sounds instead.

When Leo was wondering, he felt something poke his head.Looking up, he first saw the perfect and delicate face of a beautiful girl group friend named Youku Liwood... No, no!I saw the oil-based pen in Miss Benefactor's hand.

It seems that this should be the one that poked his head, and it wasn't the imaginary finger that made him feel a little regretful.But something else, more than regret, caught his attention.

Miss Benefactor held a booklet in her other hand, and the words [Don't Care] were written on the booklet just as he imagined——

"Ah, is this the 'I don't speak anymore because what I say will become reality' setting?"

Leo acted as if he understood, and in the communication group in his head, the head chef in Liyuan Haili immediately protested dissatisfied.

[Li Yuan Haili: What is "setting"?set up! ?Listen, this is a great act, huh?Give me your attention too, boy. 】

"Yes, yes, yes, I understand. It's because of my bad attitude." Leo put his attention on the front, and the benefactor, who had set too much, kept her poker face motionless, her eyes fixed on the pamphlet, and she was writing quickly.

[Although he is a very interesting person, but some places are sad, I am really sorry. 】

[Li Yuan Haili: How come~~~! ?Does You-chan think that I am a person who makes people feel sorry? 】

"Hmm~~~~"