Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

"What a cute little admiral." Dafeng looked at the stunned Yuki in front of him, and Xiao Dafeng with a gloomy face beside him, and said strangely: "But even Dafeng is so small..."

She wondered if she had walked into a tutelary mansion with only Lolita.

Whether it's the admiral or the ship's wife, they are all loli's kind of tutelary mansion.

Although she considers herself a well-informed ship girl, Dafeng has never seen a tutelary mansion where someone who is obviously only a primary school student is appointed as the admiral.

The most critical question is that a certain phoenix seems to have asked itself quite wrong questions, and it also gave an answer with a yellowish color.

And when the target admiral with a little phoenix hairstyle turned out to be an underage loli...

She murmured subconsciously: "Should I turn myself in to the gendarmerie and take this big phoenix with me?"

"I'm not young at all. According to the laws of this country, although I'm still a little away from becoming an adult, I can already get married."

Although she felt that what she said might be a bit strange, Yuki still pinched her waist and said.

Dafeng looked at Yuki in astonishment, she never expected that such a small one in front of her eyes would be so big.

She subconsciously looked at Xiao Dafeng beside her, and she got affirmation from the brown-haired Lolita.

"In short, you are welcome to come here as a guest, Dafeng, go entertain your friends."

After Yuki finished speaking, he was ready to leave.

"Has your admiral always acted like this?"

Dafeng stared blankly at the place where Yuki disappeared and asked.

She was a little puzzled, but she just chatted a few words when they met, so she couldn't run away so quickly, right?

To be more self-satisfied, she is still very confident in her charm, no matter what kind of person the admirals meet, they will always pester her after seeing her.

Although on the one hand, she is very tired of this kind of people approaching her without authorization, but when she meets a ship girl who doesn't care about her at all, Dafeng suddenly has a feeling of light in her eyes.

"Admiral, she...has always been like this. Maybe she's in a hurry to go back to play games?"

Although it was a questioning tone, but the little Dafeng knew in his heart that there was a high possibility that the stupid loli ran back to her room to continue playing games.

"Really, when will she get tired of playing?" the brown-haired loli complained dissatisfied.

"Playing games?" Dafeng had a strange expression on his face, "Is this what an admiral should do?"

Although she has never been a commander, she doesn't know if a normal commander would do this, but she thinks it's more normal for a commander who doesn't care about work and focuses on how to improve the favorability of the ship's mother, right?

Why would there be such a person who values ​​games more than ship girls?

If Yuki knew what Dafeng was thinking now, she would definitely reply to her with a look of disdain: "Are you stupid? How can women have fun games? Not to mention that these ship girls are absolutely lawless. Every time they end up playing me, Unless my IQ is eaten by Quincy, how can I stop playing a good game and go to accompany the ship girl?"

Of course, Dafeng couldn't know what You were thinking, so she forced a smile and said, "Your family's admiral...seems a bit special."

"So, even if you have been giving me advice, I still can't get the ring. If the admiral is a little more normal, a ship girl like me who is chasing after every step should have become a wedding ship long ago."

"You're thinking of peaches."

A voice suddenly came from the side, and Saratoga, who was holding two pots of flowers in his hand, finally couldn't help poking his head out: "Although you happen to be the loli that the admiral likes, at best, you just stayed with her for a while. Just a little bit, if you want to snatch the admiral away from me just by relying on this, you must have eaten too many peaches."

"Yes, yes."

Another head poked out from the side, it was little Gaga with pink hair: "To snatch the commander away from us is simply a fantasy."

Dafeng ignored the ridicule of the two losers. Although only one of the two Saratogali fits the image of a blonde loser, Dafeng firmly believed that the name Saratoga would be contagious.

Therefore, even for the pink-haired little Gaga, her failure has become a doomed fact.

She cared about something else: "What are you two doing here?"

The blond-haired Saratoga seemed to have thought of how to answer this question a long time ago. She said without changing her face: "I noticed that you led suspicious people you don't know to the commander's room. I'm worried about you I wanted to do something bad, so I went around here and hid it first."

Xiao Jiajia nodded in agreement: "That's it."

Xiao Dafeng looked at the two Saratoga and asked, "Why do I think you two who are guarding the admiral's door are more suspicious?"

Little Gaga stuck out her tongue playfully. "Is that so? It must be your illusion."

Others didn't care about the maliciousness of this pink-haired loli.

"Actually, I just brought a friend here to meet the admiral. Now that we have met, we should leave."

"Well, goodbye then."*2

After the little phoenix bid farewell to the two Saratoga, she took the big phoenix behind her and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, she turned around after walking not far.

At a glance, Xiao Dafeng saw the two Saratoga that were going into the green belt on the roadside.

They didn't seem to have thought that Dafeng would kill the carbine at all, and soon froze in place.

Xiao Dafeng's face was black: "Aren't you two going to explain it?"

Saratoga was quick to wit, and quickly said: "Actually, we are playing hide-and-seek with other ship girls, that's why we hid here."

"Oh, so it's hide-and-seek, no wonder..." Xiao Dafeng smiled, and the two Saratoga facing him had no choice but to laugh awkwardly.

"Do you think that I will really believe the nonsense of the two of you? I'm going to make a small report with Lexington!"

Dafeng looked angry, but just as she was about to turn around and leave, Saratoga suddenly held up a carrier aircraft with a smile on her face.

"Miss Dafeng~, are you sure you are not joking? If it is not a joke, please say it again, these children seem to want to hear it too."

The carrier-based aircraft Dafeng in Saratoga's hands is quite familiar. It is a Xeon bomber named A2.

Not so, there are still a group of b25s circling around Saratoga.

Facing this group of planes with over 20 explosion points, Dafeng resolutely...coiled.

After all, the little Jiajia next to her also summoned her carrier-based aircraft. Although it is not as terrifying as the b25, but there is an additional person on the opposite side when it is already unbeatable. Dafeng is not facing such a dangerous situation. Courage to challenge.

A few drops of cold sweat fell on her face, and she said with a smile: "I'm just joking, how could I tell Lexington about this?"

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"Is the relationship between the warship girls in your guarding mansion very bad?"

asked the big phoenix after he was away from the two dangerous Saratoga.

"Generally speaking, it's still very good, but after the matter involving the admiral, everyone will change into another state."

"So, what's the point of the admiral's existence? He can't go to the battlefield, because he doesn't understand the battle and often gives some appropriate instructions."

Dafeng was emotional, and asked quite puzzled: "Why do you take your admiral so important? Just because she is the first person you saw?"

"This is also one of the reasons. After all, the person who awakened me from the steel was the admiral. But there are more important reasons."

"What reason makes you willing to risk your life to work for humans?"

Dafeng said that she couldn't understand it at all.

As a lone ranger, she doesn't understand why so many ship girls cherish their admirals.

As an outsider, she put it a bit harshly, some admiral's orders are tantamount to killing the ship's mother.

From the point of view of an admiral or a human being, these things are nothing. On the contrary, the admirals who sunk the ship often cry bitterly, making Dafeng wonder why they regret what they have done.

"Of course it's because of love." The little Dafeng replied with a smile on his face: "I remember when I first met Admiral, I was still very distant from her, but I fell in love with her at some point. I'm dead. That's why I want to get the ring from her so wholeheartedly."

"why?"

"You ask this... probably because the admiral is cute, right? Don't you think so?"

Dafeng pondered for two seconds, then nodded.

The loli I saw just now is really cute.

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The small talk is over, and it's time to get down to business.

Dafeng frowned slightly: "So, why did you ask me to investigate your admiral? I don't think she looks like she has any psychological shadow at all."

"Usually, the admiral is quite normal, but..." the brown-haired Lolita sighed, and said in a tangled voice: "But the admiral is too timid, I don't know why, it seems that she is very afraid that everyone will come back after attacking." I won’t come anymore, so I really hate to let everyone directly participate in the war. Even if everyone wants to attack, they have to kill first and then play, otherwise the admiral will definitely stop everyone.”

Dafeng blinked, and asked unexpectedly: "Is this abnormal?"

"Isn't this considered abnormal?"

"Of course." Dafeng nodded.

She has met many admirals in these years of wandering, and of course there are many who are not willing to let her mother-in-law take risks.

Even Dafeng has never seen this kind of admiral who stopped her ship's mother from participating in the war as Dafeng said, but she still felt that she could understand where the loli was. Thinking about something.

"She will do this, but it is also a proof that she really likes you, right? I don't think it will reach the level of psychological shadow~"

To be honest, she didn't really want to meddle in things that had nothing to do with her. The reason why she accepted the invitation of the big phoenix in front of her was just curious about what this ship girl with the same name as her looked like.

Dafeng originally thought that there would be some common language between the two, but in the end the other party was just a poorly developed steel loli, which greatly disappointed her.

"But what if she wasn't like this before?"

Dafeng narrowed his eyes: "This is interesting."

"I've heard that your radar is very good, and you even opened a private detective agency that 'specially helps ship girls deal with emotional disputes such as their admirals looking for women outside'. Although in the end the detective agency involved a The governor was forced to shut down, but being able to make countless tutelary houses uneasy undoubtedly proves your excellent ability in collecting information."

The brown-haired loli said with a serious face the information she found on the wiki.

Dafeng lay sideways on the sofa, with a charming posture: "Although I don't think that kind of record is very glorious, I still accept your praise."

"But at least give me some relevant information, otherwise I won't be able to dig out all the things that your admiral wears every day from birth to now, right?"

The brown-haired loli swallowed, and couldn't help asking: "Can you also find out this kind of news?"

The way Dafeng looked at her changed quickly. Originally, she thought that this loli Dafeng should be a kind of pure ship girl, but it seemed that her guess had a little problem.

"Although we can only deduce some rules from the limited information, it can be roughly done. But are you sure you want to entrust me to investigate this kind of thing?"

Noticing the perverted eyes of the person in front of her, the brown-haired Lolita calmed down, wiped the bottom of her nose in embarrassment, and was relieved to find that there was no nosebleed, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Actually, I was joking, commissioned Just follow what you said at the beginning, don’t worry, I will pay the full balance after it’s done.”

"Then, you can wait for my good news with peace of mind."

Dafeng smiled confidently.

He was very good at digging out things that other people wanted to hide.

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"That big phoenix is ​​so big."

Yuki looked at the meat bun in his hand and squeezed it subconsciously.

She murmured and asked, "If it's that big, will it feel better?"

Don't get me wrong, what stupid loli is referring to here is of course buns.

On the side, Xiao Luoli just ate a steamed stuffed bun and asked puzzledly: "Admiral, what are you thinking?"

Yuki glanced at Akatsuki who was less barren than herself, and said with deep meaning: "I was wondering, would there be a mature Akatsuki in this world?"

Akatsuki was a little confused, so she asked suspiciously, "I'm already a mature lady."

"I know it's about the body. Is there an Akatsuki with the body of an adult in this world?"

Yuki's words made Akatsuki unconsciously think deeply. She looked at her flat body without ups and downs, and began to imagine in her mind what she would look like when she grew up.

"Snapped!"

Akatsuki suddenly slapped the table down, startling Yuki who was beside her.

Yuki complained and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Admiral, Akatsuki is already an adult!"

Yuki was stunned for a moment, a little unexpected that Akatsuki slapped the table down just to say such a thing.

She nodded with a tangled face: "That's right, Akatsuki, you've grown up a long time ago."

Of course, Yuki's true thoughts were not like this.However, in the face of Xiao who is pressing every step of the way, it is also a necessary strategy to make appropriate concessions.

If she persisted to the end just now, she would definitely give Xiao an opportunity, and maybe she would be overturned because of this.

"Admiral, are you telling the truth?"

Yuki's quick answer made Akatsuki feel unconfident, and she stared at Yuki again, asking doubtfully.

Yuki's eyes drifted, and she said with a stiff expression: "Of course it's the truth. I'm your admiral, how could I lie to you?"