Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

It just so happened that this time the target of the cosplay was the legendary powerful deep-sea flagship Tirpitz, and the deep-sea house participated with full confidence.

'If the full score is 100 points, I can just get 90 points casually. '

Excitedly thinking about the dream of getting another salary, Shen Hai Zhai came here.

In the end, what greeted her was hell.

Photographer: Deep Sea Tirpitz is extremely cruel, and he likes fighting the most. He feels itchy and uncomfortable every day if he doesn't tear up a ship girl.

Deep Sea House: 'Is this how I am?Are you misunderstanding me? '

Photographer: Deep Sea Tirpitz never looks straight at anyone, even her older sister. For this reason, the team of sisters will fight each other when there is no ship girl to tear them apart.

Deep Sea House: 'If only I could beat my sister.And can you stop tearing it up? '

Photographer: "Deep Sea Tirpitz is in control of the huge deep sea fleet. Once he gave an order, he fought a tragic war with other deep sea flagships, and almost became the deep sea general flagship. '

Shenhai Zhai: "If you have the ability, go to Purple Cabbage and say it again. I guarantee that guy will cry. Whoever wants to take the title of Shenhai Chief Flagship, Yamato is willing to give it away for nothing even if it is a big discount." '

'There seems to be something wrong with the world. '

The deep-sea man who is trying his best to pose the deep-sea Tirpitz in the photographer's image is thinking.

'Because the deep sea flagship, or even the ordinary deep sea, is too far away from humans, their perception of the deep sea has some deviations. '

After thinking for a long time, Shen Hai Zhai finally vaguely understood why it happened like this.

She was a little dumbfounded.

It's no wonder that when I pretended to be lazy at first, the photographer immediately found her and sprayed her bloody, saying that he didn't respect the role of Deep Sea Tirpitz at all, cosplaying was not at all picture.

"If there is a chance, I must change the human's view of me." Deep Sea House said angrily.

But after a while, she was discouraged again.

I am too lazy to fight with the ship's mother, and I also dislike the trouble of attacking land, so it is almost impossible to interact with humans.

Is it possible to catch a human being on the spot and say: "Hello, I am Deep Sea Tirpitz, I want to talk to you about my character design in detail..."

It's no wonder the other party doesn't take him for a fool.

"You straightened your waist! What are you mumbling about? Deep Sea Tirpitz is a very famous man with no face, who rarely speaks harshly, but is a model of never talking nonsense if he can do it. Look at your face, which seems to have not woken up yet. Look, are you worthy of your cosplay role?"

The photographer reprimanded him heartbroken, and even slapped Shenhai Zhai's butt hard.

The deep sea house wants to cry but has no tears, is it so difficult for me to cosplay myself?

If it weren't for the fact that the photographer was a little girl and looked familiar, Shen Hai Zhai would have hung her up with a rope and whipped her.

On the side, the photographer rubbed his red palms from too much force, feeling excited.

Who would have thought that the famous Deep Sea Tirpitz would keep his head down without saying a word under his reprimand, and even dare not fight back when he hit her?

Tashkent remembered how he was almost scared to death when he first entered the comic exhibition and saw Tirpitz in the deep sea, and a tinge of revenge surged in his heart.

Originally, I just wanted to come to Manzhan to relax and look for a missing person by the way, but I was so frightened. If I didn’t take this opportunity to teach Deep Sea Tirpitz a lesson, wouldn’t I be frightened in vain?

Thinking of this, Tashkent quietly looked at a certain deep-sea Tirpitz who was suffering.

Looking at a powerful deep-sea flagship, swallowing his anger under his own hands, he didn't dare to explode even if he had resentment——

How cool.

Thinking of this, Tashkent picked up the camera, and snapped a picture of the aggrieved look of the deep sea house.

"Come on, change your posture, support your waist with your hands, and twist your waist a little bit, yes, that's it."

Putting the deep sea house into a strange posture, Tashkent nodded in satisfaction.

'It's perfect, as long as you put a p figure on it in the later stage, you can pretend to be a substitute messenger. '

The spoof soul in his heart was burning, and Tashkent kept making the deep-sea house put all kinds of weird poses

The Deep Sea House pondered for a while, and asked suspiciously: "I don't think Deep Sea Tirpitz would have made these gestures, would he?"

"No one knows the deep sea Tirpitz better than me!"

"But no matter what, the split in the air is too weird, right? What's the point of this kind of action?"

Tashkent stared at him and was stopped by the question.

She thought for a while and managed to think of an explanation, so she said: "According to scientific research, this is the most convenient posture for cleaning. Picking up a mop while jumping in the air can quickly clean the deck, especially with a On a warship that is flying at high speed, the speed of the spaceship can be used to quickly clean the deck, saving time and effort.”

Chapter 360: Discredited

"I think there's something wrong with what you said."

Deep Sea House blinked, and began to think along what Tashkent said before.

As a result, she didn't come around just after the beginning, but even so, Deep Sea House still vaguely felt that Tashkent was definitely fooling herself.

"You have to trust me."

Tashkent kept wiping away the cold sweat in her heart. She knew that what she was facing was a genuine deep-sea flagship, definitely not those who came to cosplay.

She also thought about whether or not she wanted to play so big, but after seeing the deep sea house here, it didn't take long for Tashkent to make a decision in her heart.

No matter what Deep Sea Tirpitz wants to do here, it will definitely not be a good thing, and he must destroy her plan.

That's why Tashkent came to this most dangerous place, trying to bring the deep sea Tirpitz into the pit.

She said persuasively, "Do you think the deep sea is scary?"

Deep Sea Tirpitz originally wanted to say that she wasn't scary, but quickly realized that the role she was playing was an ordinary human being, so she tentatively replied: "Scary..."

"That's right!" Tashkent suddenly said loudly, causing Deep Sea Tirpitz to jump.

"The deep sea is so scary, as the boss's deep sea flagship, what do you think it looks like?"

"Beautiful as a flower?"

"Shouldn't your answer be particularly scary?"

"But, you—cough cough, don't we all know what many deep-sea flagships look like? Don't you think those are beautiful?"

"It's just a good performance, which is the so-called skin." Tashkent glanced at the deep sea Tirpitz guilty, and then began to fool: "As the boss of the deep sea, the deep sea flagships are definitely more than just being so kind on the outside. Just a way to cover up their inhumanity."

Deep Sea Tirpitz wanted to refute weakly, but thinking that she is now a human being, he abruptly changed his words: "That's right, the deep seas are too bad, especially the deep sea flagship. Fighting is simply sick."

Tashkent looked at the deep sea Tirpitz in front of him in surprise.

'Deep Sea Bismarck is the most fanatical war camp among the deep sea flagships.What you said just now seems to have even scolded your sister, right? '

However, Tashkent thought that the opposite was Tirpitz in the deep sea, so he could only shake his head secretly and thought: "As expected of Tirpitz, even if it is Tirpitz in the deep sea, I still touch it like this."

The conversation was almost over, and just when Tashkent felt that he was about to succeed, Deep Sea Tirpitz suddenly asked, "But I don't think it's necessary to do these poses, right?"

"These poses help people realize the brutality of Tirpitz in the deep sea. What's the matter, do you think there is something wrong?"

"As a person doing these actions, I can't feel the cruelty inside at all, I just feel that each one is very strange."

"That's right!" Tashkent frightened Tirpitz in the deep sea.

"What's wrong?"

"People are most afraid of the unknown, so when they have no idea what you will do next, you are the scariest person in the world. Only in this way can you play Deep Sea Tirpitz well."

Deep Sea Tirpitz looked at Tashkent faintly: "What you said seems to make sense, but why, I think you are fooling me, just want to see me make a fool of yourself?"

"How could it be? I'm helping you wholeheartedly." Tashkent felt depressed. Could it be that Deep Sea Tirpitz's brain has opened up?

Tashkent summed up the lesson and said: "It seems that if you want to fool people in the future, you still have to proceed step by step." '

Of course, Tashkent doesn't know whether there will be a chance to fool people in the future.

It has to be said that Deep Sea Tirpitz is indeed a beauty. Even though the cosplay is completely crooked under Tashkent's 'guidance', there are still a considerable number of melon-eaters watching.

Of course, these people either don't understand what Deep Sea Tirpitz is like, or they see her as a new character.

"Is this the deep-sea Tirpitz?" Yuki looked ahead and kept feeling, "This is a little bit different from the deep-sea Tirpitz I imagined."

Originally, Yuki thought that no matter what the prefix was, even if the Youhu Space Agency launched a wedding house and a swimsuit house, they would still be houses, and Tirpitz’s nature of fishing would never change.

Even Shenhai House is no exception. If Shenhai could not be pissed to death, her sister Shenhai Bismarck would have died of cold.

But when Yuki saw this strange deep-sea Tirpitz in front of him, his understanding of this world collapsed in an instant.

Contrary to Yuki's relaxedness completely, it is Ning Hai and Ping Hai with a dignified face.

Ning Hai stretched out his hand to push Yuki back, and then stood in front of Yuki, almost unblinkingly watching the communication between the Deep Sea Tirpitz coser and photographer Tashkent.

She said, "Admiral, this Deep Sea Tirpitz seems to be the real thing."

"Wait, you say it's real?"

Yuki sucked in a breath.

No matter how you look at it, this fact is too scary.

Suddenly, Yuki glanced at the crowds nearby, and then said to Ning Hai in a serious tone: "Be careful not to fight here, let's retreat carefully first, so as not to attract the attention of Deep Sea Tirpitz. .”

No matter what, Yuki tried her best to avoid fighting in such a crowded place.

It's just that Yuki's wishful thinking was in vain. She had just stared at Deep Sea Tirpitz for a few seconds before she noticed a familiar sight of Deep Sea Tirpitz and looked over.

Then, Shen Haizhai's heart trembled, and he almost gave up his plan to continue cosplaying, and just ran away.

'I can't run, especially at times like this, I absolutely can't run. Deep Sea Tirpitz kept admonishing himself: "If you run away, you have a guilty conscience. The other party may not necessarily recognize you directly. They will definitely think that I am an ordinary cosplayer."

It's a pity that the two girls around Yuki made her feel no luck.

Abandoning himself, Deep Sea Tirpitz actually began to feel injustice for the two Tirpitz he knew: "Speaking of which, it seems that I didn't see these two girls by her side last time. The person was changed. Sure enough, none of the admirals was a good thing. '

Tashkent naturally noticed the change in Deep Sea Tirpitz's surprise from the beginning, then his face turned ashen, and finally his expression of disdain.

She was a little surprised and looked towards the direction Tirpitz was looking at in the deep sea——

Chapter 360: Make a big news

"Then...that is?"

Tashkent looked at that direction in shock. Although the purpose of her coming to the exhibition was to find someone, she was stunned when she finally found that person.

Deep Sea Tirpitz next to him asked curiously: "What's the matter with you, have you met someone you know?"

Hearing the voice of Tirpitz in the deep sea, Tashkent suddenly woke up.

'No, I can't go to the admiral yet. Tashkent said silently in his heart, "The admiral probably doesn't know that Tirpitz is here in the deep sea, just in case..."

Thinking of some kind of terrifying possibility, Tashkent forced a smile, and said to Deep Sea Tirpitz in a calm tone: "Let's continue cosplaying in another place."

Deep Sea Tirpitz asked with a strange look: "Why?"

"Of course it is to let more people see your heroic appearance. You are the most cosplaying person I have ever seen in Deep Sea."

Speaking, Tashkent also took a few more photos.

Although shifting positions is also a way to avoid Yuki, Deep Sea Tirpitz fell silent when she thought of continuing to do these unclear and embarrassing actions.

Suddenly, as soon as she gritted her teeth, if she continued like this, her glory as the flagship of the deep sea would be lost. Although there was not much left, it was better to keep a little than to lose it all.

"No, no, no." Deep Sea Tirpitz said hastily, "I suddenly remembered that there is still something to do at home, so I'll take my leave first."

Tashkent's eyes lit up, but he was a little worried that Deep Sea Tirpitz was playing tricks, so he hesitated for a while, and then said: "Is it a very important thing?"

"of course."

"what is that……"

Seeing that Tashkent seemed to want to ask the end, Deep Sea Tirpitz said decisively: "My sister is about to give birth!"

Tashkent: "???"

'Does Deep Sea Bismarck know about this? '

Tashkent was secretly speechless. I heard people say that the relationship between the deep-sea flagships is not bad?Why can't she see it at all?

If Deep Sea Bismarck knew that her sister arranged her in this way, Tashkent was very suspicious, and there would always be one less Deep Sea flagship that might appear on the battlefield in the future.

Because Deep Sea Tirpitz will definitely have his legs broken.

Tashken held back a smile and said, "Since your sister is about to give birth, it's quite urgent."

Deep Sea Tirpitz nodded happily: "That's right?"