Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

Akatsuki betrayed her sister without hesitation: "It's ringing."

Yuki pondered.

What Hibiki said... makes sense.

Chapter 340 Three: Survival Guide for the Wandering Ship Girl

"Admiral, don't you think your heart is moving?" Akatsuki looked at Yuki unkindly.

"No, no, I have always been a good admiral responsible for marriage, how could I still be thinking about the wild flowers outside?"

Akatsuki just looked at Yuki suspiciously.

Fortunately, the good-tempered Tsundere Xiao is here now, no matter how much he retorts in his heart, he will not say it out. If Xia or Shu and others with more vicious mouths are replaced, they will probably be trained to be stupid. spoke.

Yuki smiled gratifyingly, Akatsuki was really easy to deal with, and she didn't need to waste any more words.

"Admiral, you..." Xiao suddenly blushed, lowered her head and asked in a whisper, "When are you going to 'eat' me?"

Yuki was stunned, as if she didn't expect the well-behaved and pure Akatsuki to suddenly say such harsh words, she couldn't help touching her forehead and asked, "Who taught you this?"

Akatsuki opened her innocent eyes and said, "It's ringing."

Yuji thought angrily, "Xiang, look at what you did. '

Akatsuki was dismissed by Yuki with a random excuse, and at the same time asked Akatsuki to help bring a message to a certain white-haired loli who had done something bad.

Before leaving, Akatsuki sighed regretfully, thinking of Yuki's look of not being interested in her at all.

Although the words were taught, but Akatsuki was already a mature lady. As a married adult, of course Akatsuki would not be confused about some things she should know.

"The admiral obviously always wanted to see everyone not dressed properly, why is it not so rough now?"

Akatsuki left with doubts.

And Yuki shook her head vigorously to get rid of the sway of mind caused by Akatsuki's words just now, and then she calmed down and thought about Akatsuki's suggestion. Not long after, she called Nelson.

————0v0————

The announcement of the recruitment of teachers was first spread in the tutelary mansion, and as Yuki expected, there were very few people in the tutelary mansion who wanted to be teachers for those destroyers.

This situation is not unexpected, including Ark Royal, War Weariness, and Nagato, who actively applied to her to be a teacher, and Yuki was not surprised.

She just rejected these bad guys without hesitation and put them on the school's blacklist.

Just when Yuki was distressed by this, Aya brought good news.

Aya looked at Yuki who couldn't even concentrate on playing games, and a red or white word 'dead' would pop up on the screen from time to time, and pretended to be careless and asked: "I heard that you have not been able to find your teacher recently. So it's a headache, isn't it?"

Of course she didn't know that even if the stupid loli got serious, she would not be able to escape the fate of dying forever. She only thought that Yuki did this because of the headaches of recent events.

Yuki threw down the game character that died again, swept away the depression caused by the game, and excitedly turned to Aya and asked, "Could it be, are you going to be a teacher?"

"Of course not," Ling quickly waved her hand, "Everyone's level is so much higher than mine, and I can't teach them anything. Speaking of which, when we first met, you boasted that there were many full-level warship girls in the guard mansion. Yes, at the time I thought you were joking, but what you said turned out to be true."

Thinking back to the little loli who said she wanted to be the strongest admiral back then, and thinking about the useless loli who was obsessed with games, Aya couldn't help but sigh.

What happened in these years, why did the good girl get corrupted into what she is now?

Yuki looked proud, not shy at all: "Of course what I said is true."

After a pause, Yuki went on to say: "I think you can teach us a lot, such as how to survive on the sea alone, you should have a deep understanding after being a wandering ship girl for so long. ?”

Although everyone in the guarding mansion has lived without an admiral for a long time, there are still a small number of people who have wandered alone.

So Yuki thought of taking the opportunity of recruiting a teacher to find some "survival in the wild" guidance for the ship girls.

Ling was a little surprised: "Why do you want to learn this? To put it bluntly, most of the people who need to know these aspects are those who have no admirals and have to survive alone. There is no need for ship girls who have a home to learn these things. "

"There is no harm in learning more. In case someone is trapped on a deserted island and has no way to communicate with the outside world in the future, the things you teach will be of great use."

Aya nodded, although she felt that Yuki's worries were unfounded, but since the admiral had decided to offer this course, she had no choice but to agree.

Ling thought for a while and said, "Then let me tidy up the teaching content. Remember to arrange bodyguards for me during class. I'm a little afraid that the Changchun in the guardian mansion sleepwalks in class and shoots missiles at random."

Yuki smiled awkwardly: "Don't worry, I will confiscate all Changchun's missiles. By the way, what are the teaching contents?"

"Hmm... "On How to Use Bombs to Fry Fish", of course, this is talking about frying real fish; "How to Loot Food from the Deep Sea", "Deep Sea Ship Equipment Stripping and Processing Before Eating"..."

Yuki was taken aback, and asked in horror: "Wait! Have you ever eaten from the deep sea?"

"Admiral, there is a problem with your punctuation. I'm talking about the method of eating the deep-sea ship."

"Can you eat the ship suit?"

"Of course." Aya licked her lips, recollecting the taste and said: "The ship outfit is essentially made of some resources, and they have been carefully processed, which tastes better than eating resources directly or eating resource cooking. Good. And I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I was lucky enough to take a bite of the armor of the deep-sea flagship that was defeated by the fleet, and the taste is better than ordinary deep-sea.”

Seeing Ling almost drooling, Lolita stupidly asked: "Really?"

"Of course it is true, and I guess the ship's outfit must be edible, but because even the white equipment is an important weapon reserve, in order to ensure that the ship's outfit will not be used as rations on a large scale, so the ship's lady The headquarters has not made public the knowledge about food in the ships.”

"Then how did you find out? Was it because you were hungry?"

"It should be, the first wandering ship girl who found this heard that it was a Quincy, because the other wandering ship girls saw her chewing on the deep-sea ship suit with gusto, so they also tried it."

"Quincy..."

Yuki was not surprised to hear this name.

This is the master of the ship girl world. If this book is a gourmet novel, maybe for Quincy, not to mention the deep sea ship equipment, even the tentacles on the destroyer and the spoils of the supply sauce are edible thing.

Huh, the topic seems to be developing in a perverted direction.

Chapter 340 Four: Shigure's Worries

In order to correct the gradually distorted topic, Yuki licked her lips, and asked with bright eyes: "How do you usually cook the deep-sea naval equipment?"

"That's it." Ling frowned and thought about it for a while, and said, "Generally, I will eat it directly, sometimes I will add some seasoning if conditions permit, and if I have more time, I can grill it."

"Why does it sound like you're doing some barbecue?"

"Actually, if it's done well, it's okay to get the smell of barbecue."

"Stop talking," Yuki waved his hand, forcing down the desire in his heart, "If you keep talking, I won't be able to bear it anymore."

Aya: "???"

She looked at Yuki strangely, and said silently in her heart that even if you can't help it, you can't eat oil, steel and aluminum.

Seeing Yuki's eagerness to do something, Ling had no choice but to tactfully pour cold water on him: "By the way, if these courses are really going to be offered, I'm afraid I can't teach them on my own. Too many students."

Yuki struggled: "So, should we still recruit teachers?"

"Well. Also, there are only a small number of wandering ship girls who are proficient in these aspects, and even fewer are willing to become teachers, so even if I recruit, I'm afraid I won't be able to recruit many people. Although I can try to contact my former friends, but Whether they will be willing to come is still unknown."

"It's nothing, I'm very satisfied if you have this heart."

"By the way, Miss Yuki," Ling asked cautiously, "The damage control you used for me last time, how much do you have in stock?"

"There are still the last few, but it's not easy to get them from those two guys. What's the matter, what do you need damage management for?" Yuki looked at Aya with a questioning look in his eyes.

The E-type tutelary mansion naturally collects some of the damage control. Whoever asked that every event or festival would give a few, so it slowly accumulated. The original tutelary mansion had a lot of damage control. Hood and the others left Of course, I will not forget to bring some of them when I go to school.

And because some of the ship's daughters leaked their words, the two Akashi did not know where they heard about this magical item that can protect the safety of the ship's mother at home, and they took all the damage control away in the name of research. .

The current situation is that unless the damage control is automatically consumed due to the damage of a ship, otherwise even if Ji asks for it, it is estimated that it will only return in vain.

Ling explained: "If there are a lot of damage control, you can rely on these to attract some wandering ship girls to become teachers. After all, many wandering ship girls have suffered injuries that are difficult to recover. If you can get damage control after being hired for a period of time, presumably Many wandering ship girls will come to you, Yuki, of course, don’t think about relying on this to get them to join the tutelary mansion. But since there are very few damage control, then it can only be forgotten.”

There was a touch of regret in her tone. As someone who had experienced the effects of damage control, she could be said to be quite aware of how terrifying this kind of thing is.

If the damage control can be mass-produced on a large scale, it can definitely affect a large area of ​​the situation in the war between the ship's mother and the deep sea.

It's just a pity that there are so few such good things. Although this is also a reasonable thing, Ling still feels very sorry.

Yuki said without hesitation: "I'm not rich enough to take such an important thing as damage control as a reward, so let's use resources to recruit ship girls as normal."

"In this case, you should be mentally prepared, although I think some people can be recruited even so, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"It is estimated that the people who will come here are all lolicons."

After finishing speaking, Ling quickly ran to the door, returned the door and took it with her.

'Boom! '

Furious, Yuki picked up a book and threw it at it, but unfortunately it was a step too late and fell to the ground.

————0v0————

"Shigure, look quickly, there is a recruitment advertisement for the Sasebo tutelary government."

Bai Lu rushed in grabbing a piece of colored printing paper, put the thing in her hand in front of Shi Yu and shook it vigorously.

Shi Yu sighed, and said helplessly: "Stop, Bai Lu. Don't shake it anymore, I won't be able to see what is written on it."

"Oh, here you are." Hearing Shi Yu's words, Bai Lu nodded, and obediently handed the things in her hand to Shi Yu.

After carefully reading this small advertisement for recruiting teachers, Shi Yu fell into deep thought: "Admiral, is she looking for a teacher?"

"Yeah," Bai Lu stared at Shi Yu closely, and asked expectantly, "How about it, Shi Yu, shall we apply for the job?"

To Bai Lu's surprise, Shi Yu shook his head: "There are too many doubts about this matter, let's wait and see for now."

"Where is there any doubt?"

"We separated from the admiral on the front foot, and she sent a message to recruit teachers on the back foot. Do you think this is too much of a coincidence?"

Bai Lu was puzzled: "Isn't it because of Shi Yu's luck?"

Bai Lu has long been accustomed to her sister's extraordinary luck.

So no matter how coincidental this incident was, she just thought that Shi Yu's luck played a role again, and didn't think much about it.

But Shi Yu obviously thought about something too much, she stared at the content on the thing in her hand, feeling more and more suspicious.

Seeing that Shi Yu didn't speak for a long time, Bai Lu asked carelessly, "What are you worried about?"

"I'm wondering now, has our identity been discovered by the admiral?"

"If you find it, you'll find it," Bai Lu pouted, and said nonchalantly, "Could there be any disadvantages?"

"Of course, if we don't recognize the admiral, we have all kinds of excuses to get close to the admiral, such as making some ulterior transactions or something. Even simply wanting to make a friend with her is fine. , it will basically not arouse the vigilance of the warship ladies in the guarding mansion."

"What about after meeting?"

"After the identity is exposed, if you try to get close to the admiral, you will only be considered as a conspiracy, greedy for the admiral's body, other ship girls will not sit back and watch this kind of thing happen."

Bai Lu was a little resentful: "Shi Yu, you are a married woman, so you can't even get close to the admiral?"

"It's even worse because I'm a married woman. The purpose of ordinary women may be to increase the favorability of some admirals, and the ultimate goal in the short term is probably just a wedding ring. But what is the purpose of the married woman to get close to the admiral? "

"Well... just to get another wedding ring, make a pair, right?"

"Don't be shrewd. You know the answer."

"Okay, okay, the wedding party wants to get close to the admiral deliberately, just like you said, it will only be regarded as the body of the admiral."

Chapter 340: Tons, tons, bitter wine in the throat and heartache

"So you don't want to apply for a teacher job because you don't want others to think you're greedy for the admiral's body? Really, why do you pretend you're not greedy when everyone is greedy?" Bai Lu said with a dull face.

Shi Yu suddenly laughed: "When did I say I wouldn't apply for the job?"

Bai Lu blinked, and asked in great surprise, "Are you going?"

Shiyu spread out his fan with a 'swipe', pretending to be profound.

Bai Lu took out her phone, glanced at it, and said, "Aren't you cold? Today's temperature is..."

Shi Yu silently put away his fan, turned around and walked towards his room.

Bai Lu chased after her: "Wait, you haven't explained to me what you are going to do!"

"I have nothing to say to the idiot who can't understand the atmosphere at all."

"I'm your sister!"

"That's stupid too."

"Hey! I don't think I'm an idiot. Besides, even if I'm an idiot, don't tell me. Isn't it ashamed to have an idiot sister?"