Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

If this person was replaced by Yuki, she would still be very familiar with him. Although Dafeng only met this person a few times, she still remembered the name of this unexpected guest.

Tachibana Yuri, some poor guy who was brought into the gendarmerie.

As for why she appeared in Dafeng's room now?That's a long story.

"Have you been eating snacks today?"

Dafeng looked at the bags of potato chips all over the floor, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and asked.

Although snacks and the like are not very expensive, Dafeng does not have the habit of saving money, so for her, during this period of time, spending on snacks and other food and drinks accounted for a large part of her savings proportion.

Dafeng once calculated a little bit, if Tachibana Yuri continued to eat snacks at the current speed, she could only last for three days at most.

'Three days is just right, just after Valentine's Day. Dafeng thought calmly, and had already decided in his heart to drive out this cheater after Valentine's Day was over.

Seeing Dafeng coming back, Ju Youli immediately looked at... Dafeng's hand.

When she saw that Dafeng didn't bring anything, she couldn't help frowning.

Tachibana Yuri asked suspiciously: "I'm almost finished eating the snacks here, why don't you bring me new ones?"

Dafeng said indifferently: "Our deal does not include giving you snacks."

Hearing Dafeng's tone without a trace of emotion, Tachibana Youri smiled shyly, and explained: "You have the strength to work when you are full, and I am thinking of you. You don't want to come to the time when the plan is implemented." On that day, I will drop the chain, right?"

Dafeng frowned incredulously.

She could tell that Tachibana Yuri's words seemed to be fine, but there was a hint of threat in them.

This made Dafeng very unhappy.So, without saying anything, she went straight to her bedroom, intending to stop this communication.

Seeing that Dafeng wanted to leave, Ju Youli quickly reached out and grabbed the corner of Dafeng's clothes, begging bitterly: "Please give me another quilt, it's hard to sleep on the sofa all day now. Give me a quilt and I can make the floor."

Dafeng gave her a blank look: "Winter is coming to an end, just bear with it."

Tachibana Yuri's expression was shocked: "Do you think that the average temperature is close to 0 ℃ and winter is almost over?"

Dafeng smiled awkwardly.

She knew that it was a big problem for her to say that, but her family knew her own affairs well.

She was able to give Tachibana Yuri a quilt, which was considered pretty good.

Normally, it's normal for her to prepare a quilt as a spare, so what's the use of preparing two extra quilts?

Even if the admiral stayed in her room, Dafeng would not even take out the quilt, deliberately asking the stupid loli to sleep with her.

Of course, this is a special case.

Dafeng had no choice but to say with a headache: "There are no more quilts, so you can make up for it."

Ju Youli said resentfully: "I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I've been going for so many days, can you give me a letter? When will I be able to prepare a new bed for me? ?”

"Soon, soon," Dafeng said with a smile, "In a few days, I will prepare the most luxurious room for you."

The sky is the quilt, and the open-air 100% natural residence is luxurious enough.

Of course, the specific room situation cannot be revealed right now.

What if Tachibana Yuri doesn't work hard until Valentine's Day?

So Dafeng used surprises, secrets and other excuses to prevaricate Tachibana Yuri, and did not reveal what kind of room he had prepared for her.

"Speaking of which, is your plan reliable?"

Dafeng asked worriedly.

"It's reliable, of course it's reliable. This is a precious plan that I only got after staying in the gendarmerie for almost a month."

Tachibana Yuri patted her chest and assured.

But her words made Dafeng very disturbed.

After all, a person who just got out of the gendarmerie's detention center and escaped from prison, Dafeng felt that it would be better to treat him cautiously.

"It's a pity," Ju You said regretfully, "If I wasn't worried about being caught back to the Gendarmerie, I could have made more arrangements during this period to ensure that the plan can go smoothly and smoothly."

Dafeng's eyes twitched twice: "Didn't you say that this plan was 100% successful?"

Tachibana Yuri quickly realized the loopholes in his words, and quickly made up for it: "Of course I say 100%, but because of my personal habits, I don't like to do dangerous things, even if it is something that is sure to succeed, I will Do a lot of preparation, there is no way, it is better to be more cautious in everything, this is my life creed."

After hearing this, Dafeng asked curiously, "Then how did you get sent to the gendarmerie?"

"It is because I was sent to the gendarmerie that I have such a creed in life."

Tachibana Yuri said it as a matter of course, with an innocent expression on his face.

Dafeng was silent for a while, and finally chose to stop communicating in silence.

She found that if she continued to talk, she might be pissed off.

"Hey, don't worry, we are old acquaintances. I never paid for the fact that you and Yuki came to my place to cheat for food and drink together."

"I remember that you asked for the bill many times, but you were defeated because of the admiral's thick skin."

"So you didn't want to come?"

Dafeng suddenly turned his head to stare at Ju Youli, and after more than ten seconds, he said in a muffled voice: "I suddenly discovered that you have a thick skin, even if you are compared with a certain stupid loli, you are not too shy. I finally Knowing why you and her can become friends, it turns out that it is because they have similar attributes."

Tachibana Yuri coughed dryly twice, but there was no embarrassment on his face because he had exposed his true face.

Ju Youli changed the subject and said: "Because there is nothing to do now, let's review the specific planning process."

Dafeng nodded.

"First floor," Tachibana Yuri raised his index finger, "Let Saratoga pretend to be sick, and then force Lexington to work temporarily for a day, while your Tablet Alliance is starting to wreak destructive firepower everywhere, trying to make Lexington that Stay in the admiral's room all day and don't come out."

"If this plan is completed, there will be nothing left. Unfortunately, this first-level plan has the lowest chance of success, and it is estimated that it is only about 30%."

Hearing the low probability that Ju Youli said, Dafeng frowned, but didn't say anything.

"The second level," Tachibana Yuri raised his middle finger together, "it suddenly revealed that Saratoga was pretending to be ill, and asked her to attract hatred and divert Lexington's attention. Thinking about it, even Lexington and Saratoga's sister 'Lovely' suddenly learned of such explosive news, and Lexington must not be able to calm down.

Lexington, who has lost his mind, may perform a clean-up show. Then I can even go to the show with potato chips. "

Tachibana Yuri had a weird smile on his face.

"The success rate of the second-tier plan is 80%, which is pretty good."

"As for the third floor..."

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"The third floor, that's taking advantage of the situation."

Tachibana Yuri suddenly smiled strangely: "You have been ignoring a very, very important thing. Your admiral, Yuki Yuki, is a loli."

"If there is an admiral who gives rings to elementary school destroyers, then the gendarmerie will definitely take this matter very seriously. That admiral will stay in the detention center for at least ten days and half a month." Tachibana Yuri said here, cheek It twitched unnaturally, "As for why I am so clear? This is my personal experience. Even if the gendarmerie systems of the two sides are different, generally speaking, there shouldn't be too many changes."

For Tachibana Yuri, the time spent in the detention center was a black spot that was difficult to wash away in his life.

However, by taking that opportunity, she also learned more about some systems of the gendarmerie.She is confident that if she gets married in the future, the little girl will not be captured by the gendarmerie so easily.

"The admiral gives the ring to the ship girl Loli, and she will be taken away by the gendarmerie. But if the admiral Loli gives the ring to the ship girl, who do you think will be taken away?" Tachibana Yuri asked narrowly.

Dafeng replied blankly: "Yes—admiral?"

Ju Youli was choked, took a deep breath after a few seconds, and said, "Don't be a jerk, okay?"

"Of course the ship's wife will be taken away. If all the first and second-tier plans fail, then we can only implement the third-tier plan and report Lexington to the gendarmerie."

Tachibana Yuri said confidently: "This is absolutely a foolproof plan."

Compared with Tachibana Yuri's calmness, Dafeng seems to be a little worried about gains and losses:

"Although, in this way, Lexington will definitely have to be separated from the admiral for a period of time, but if this is really done, there is no doubt that Lexington will be offended to death. After all, this is equivalent to 'sending' her with our own hands. .”

Ju Youli sneered disdainfully and said: "You are rivals in love, is it possible that you still want to be good friends with Lexington?"

Dafeng remained silent.

Ju Youli patted Dafeng on the shoulder, persuading him: "Think about it, because sooner or later you will turn your face. After the plan is successful, don't forget the reward you agreed to give me."

Dafeng lowered his head, stared at the pile of potato chip bags on the ground, and said with blank eyes: "Don't forget, when this matter is over, hurry up and leave, don't stay here to eat and drink gone."

Ju Youri raised his eyebrows: "What? Shouldn't I just eat something? Is it necessary to be so stingy?"

"It's not a matter of stinginess," Dafeng said sincerely, "Can you please eat snacks and throw the packaging bags into the trash can? Don't pile them up on the ground every time and throw them all in the trash at the end. bucket."

Seeing that Dafeng seemed to be really angry, Tachibana Yuri had no choice but to compromise: "Alright then, I will listen to you."

Facing Tachibana Yuri's unexpected retreat, Dafeng nodded in satisfaction.

She brought several trash cans with different labels on them, and asked Tachibana Yuri, "What kind of trash are you?"

Tachibana Yuri: "..."

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Under the calculations of many people, Valentine's Day has finally arrived.

And our main character, stupid loli Yuki is completely unaware that today is Valentine's Day.

Because of staying up late again last night, at 8:[-] in the morning, Yuki was still hugging a two-dimensional beautiful girl's pillow, and fell asleep soundly.

Suddenly, the phone's alarm, which was turned up to the maximum volume, rang.

Yuki, who was still asleep, got up in a panic, closed her eyes and began to grope for the location of the phone, then swipe her fingers, and tried many times before finally turning off the alarm.

After doing all this, the stupid loli lay back on the bed again with a "snap", and continued to dream of the sweet dream just now.

But it seemed that the mobile phone was going against her. Not long after, the alarm rang again.

Annoyed Yuki opened her eyes, and turned off the alarm before it reached its maximum volume.

Then Yuki closed her eyes, ready to squint for a while, and 2 minutes later, she opened her eyes again with a helpless face.

can not fall asleep.

Yuki took out his mobile phone and checked it. The mobile phone showed that there were more than a dozen alarms lined up on it, and there was an alarm almost every one or two minutes.

Yuki was confused: "Who set the alarm for me, why are you so mad?"

Turning off these annoying alarms one by one, Yuki wiped the sweat that didn't exist on her head, and suddenly remembered that the alarms can be operated in batches.

Her movements froze for a moment, then she looked around with a guilty conscience.

Although she was the only one in the room, and even if someone was around, it was impossible to know what she was doing just now, but stupid loli just felt a little guilty for no reason.

"Anyway, I don't feel sleepy anymore, so why not get up and have something to eat."

Rubbing her slightly deflated stomach, Yuki began to imagine what breakfast would be today.

Putting on the top neatly, Yuki hesitated for two seconds between the trousers and the skirt that didn't know where it came from, and then resolutely chose the trousers.

By the way, I tucked a certain skirt into the bottom of the closet.

"Probably because of prestige." Yuki guessed.

Those who like to secretly put skirts into their rooms probably only have prestige.

If it was changed to Lexington or someone else to do this, they would definitely choose to come directly to ask Yuki to wear it for them to see. Although the possibility of Yuki agreeing to such an unreasonable request is almost zero, this will not stop those Man daydreaming.

Only with prestige can everything be prepared silently.

"Speaking of preparations, last night I felt like someone was making the quilt for me in the middle of the night, probably because of my prestige."

Yukime thought happily, the feeling of having a perfect maid at home is comfort.

My moth's life is much more nourishing than before.

Suddenly, Stupid Lolita froze for a moment, remembering the dozen or so timed alarms on her phone that gave her a headache.

"Could it be, this thing is also prepared by reputation?"

Although there is a faint feeling that something is wrong, but at present, the doubt of reputation is indeed the biggest.

Yuki gritted her teeth, if it was really a good thing for the prestige, I should have a good talk with her...

As soon as he walked out of the bedroom, Yuki saw a breakfast on the table in the living room.

Yuki beat him up, picked up a sticky note on the table and looked at it, it said:

'Admiral, this is the breakfast I prepared for you. When you wake up, remember to heat it up. I will bring the microwave and put it in the living room. You don't have to put it back after you use it, just wait for me to deal with it. '

Yuki touched the bowl and found that although the breakfast was not completely cold, there was only a trace of warmth left.