I am Alice

"I'm sorry...I'll take that bastard Nayako back right away."

"No... no need, let her try more bugs. Later, I will find a way to let mechas calculate how to patch the rules of the ten covenants."

A headache for Tetu, the simpler the rule system, the easier it is to exploit bugs, or fix the bugs, and then generate more bugs.

Or just imitate a certain Lezi God, the BUG exists, and he will not fix it.

But those who want to exploit bugs should try it, your name will be on the blacklist soon, wait for it to be urgent.

Chapter 104. The Sea and the Swimsuit

The third day when Disbod's game activities were in progress.

Here comes Green Bug Chong and Bubbles, and on Saturday and weekend, these two unlucky kids are finally freed from school.

Because the principal is a black goat, sister Qianye is unexpectedly serious and responsible for her work, and underage children should obediently accept the nine-year compulsory education.

The young girl Bubble Plum Sauce is entangled with the red idol, today's Kailip is thinking about abducting Little Red Riding Hood, this sinful woman is messing around everywhere.

Although I always feel a little bit wrong when I say this, but whoever makes the popular idol the Neptune, who knows how much trouble it will cause Alice.

Red Idol has to take the young girl Meijiang to play around today, and Alice's side is the evil spirit tour group.

"I said... why did you all follow me today?"

Alice originally wanted to ask Little Red Riding Hood to play alone, but the result was unsatisfactory. Miss White Rabbit, Naiyazi, Green Chongchong, Mercury Lamp, Xuehua Qijing, and Young Berry all came.

Miss White Rabbit is holding baby berry, Alice is holding Xuehua Qijing and mercury lamp, and there is a green bug lying on her head.

She wanted to free one hand to hold Little Red Riding Hood's hand, but she couldn't do it, and she suddenly envied Lani for having four hands.

"It's not easy for someone to say that they have a holiday on the weekend, and they want to play with Alice!"

The willful and coquettish Green Chongchong really should accompany her, but today is not the right time.

"It's meaningless if it's just me and Chuberry, so let's all be together."

Miss White Rabbit has taken Berry Berry around before, but most of the time she spends her time satisfying the little Berry's childish behavior.

"Alice, didn't you tell me not to mess around? Then I have to follow you."

Because Naiyazi's random testing of bugs caused Tetu a headache, Alice ordered her not to run around and cause trouble.

"Suddenly I wish I could split up a few more of myself."

Helpless Alice, there are too many troublesome people, and Alice is not enough.

Mother Alice has split off to guard Lianlian, and she really can't split more Alice.

"So where are we going to play today?"

Naiyazi with flickering eyes, she has to see if there is anything she can do.

"Why don't you go to the beach?" Alice suggested.

Originally, she planned to go to the beach to play in two days, but there are quite a lot of people today, so it's better to go to the beach to play together.

The sea in Disbod belongs to the territory of the sea-dwelling species. In the game activities held this time, the sea-dwelling species took over all the sports related to the sea.

People who are interested in underwater ecology can also experience the scenery of walking under the sea, but Alice is not interested in this kind of behavior, she just wants to play in the sea.

"Beach? Good!"

When Naiyazi heard it, he immediately agreed with his hands, which made Alice feel strange. Is this bastard so excited?

Then on the beach, Alice understood why Naiyako was so excited, and Naiyako, who had changed into a classic student dead pool water, was approaching Alice drooling.

"When it comes to the sea, it's a swimsuit! Obediently change into a swimsuit and give it to me~~"

"Death to Laozi!"

With the soul and personality of the younger sister Alice, Naiyazi tasted the blow of the fork for a long time. After being stabbed in the head by the life-threatening silver fork, Naiyazi rolled on the ground with her head in her arms and cried out in pain.

"I wear this swimsuit...is it okay?"

The shy Miss White Rabbit, she was still wearing a long robe, but when she walked in front of Alice, Norden lifted up the robe shyly, revealing the swimsuit that White Rabbit wore for Green that appeared in bs2.

"I'm ready!"

Alice had a happy expression on her face. Although she didn't know why, she just felt satisfied.

"Is that how you dress?"

Little Red Riding Hood changed into a swimsuit, a black sports swimsuit, not to mention how sexy it was, but at least it was more conservative than the original clothes she wore at first, ahem... Little Red Riding Hood's original clothes were a bit too interesting.

"Very nice!"

Alice gave Little Red Riding Hood a big thumbs up. It was the right time to come to the beach this time. It would be even better if only she and Little Red Riding Hood came, but it's a pity that there is an extra troublesome thing.

"Alice~~~"

Pulling out the fork on the head, the head was still bleeding, but Naiyako, who had been resurrected, took out a "sexy" swimsuit with too little fabric.

"You didn't bring your swimsuit, did you? It's okay, I'll put it on for you!"

"Death to Laozi!"

After scoring twice, Naiyazi died completely.

Alice still brought such things as swimsuits, ahem...the ultra-conservative light blue swimsuit skirt, which will never reveal a trace of excess.

When everyone changed into their swimsuits and gathered on the beach, Naiyako, who had been revived for the second time, kept complaining.

"Your outfit is a blasphemy to the swimsuit, take it off, and apologize to the swimsuit!"

"Do you believe I hooked you up to a shark?"

"I'm sorry!" Naiyazi, who bowed his head to apologize first, admitted his love super fast.

Except for a few of them, the rose dolls also put on small and exquisite swimsuits. As for the green bug Yellif...is there any difference between the clothes on her body and the swimsuit?

It was the first time for Rozen Maidens to play on the beach, and Baby Berry was the most excited one. She jumped out of the arms of Mother White Rabbit and happily ran to the beach to build sand castles.

After a short while, Little Berry burst into tears, and the white rabbit's mother ran over in a hurry, only to see that... it had entered the sand.

It's because the joint balls got sand, because the essence of Rozen Maiden is still a doll, and the joint balls can easily seep into the sand, which will make them feel very itchy, and scratching can't relieve it.

"Hmph~ I knew this kind of thing would happen, so I didn't go to the beach to play."

Elegant and proud of Mercury Lamp, sitting on the beach and drinking iced drinks happily, she is the older sister of Rozen Maiden, so she will not be as childish as Chuberry.

As a result, the Mercury Lamp was not proud for too long, Naiyazi brought a bucket of sand and poured it down from the top of the Mercury Lamp, and the elegant lamp was instantly buried by the sand.

"Hey hey hey~~" Naiyazi, who succeeded in pranking the prank, was completely blown away by the mercury lamp.

"go to hell!!!"

Naiyazi ran away, and the hair-destroying mercury lamp kept bombarding with feathers, and after a while the whole beach became a mess.

"Nayako, this guy is really invincible..."

I don't even bother to complain about this bastard, Alice holds Xuehua Qijing in her left hand, and holds the hand of Little Red Riding Hood in her right hand, with a green bug on her head.

The two...the four of them were walking by the seaside, feeling the tranquility of this moment, although there was no tranquility at all, the whole seashore was disturbed by Naiyazi and became restless.

Chapter 105. The "Talent" of Hersharemz Roth

After coming here for a while, Naiyazi and Mercury Lamp were also tired.

After the mercury lamp flew back, Alice helped her clean up the sand in the joint balls and wings. Naiyazi was really incompetent.

"I~ I've been thinking about a question."

Naiyazi approached, but she hadn't finished speaking yet, and the hair-frying mercury lamp fired another feather.

"It's thinking about when you will die, right? The answer is now!"

Mercury Lamp, who was tricked by Naiyazi's prank, is quite angry now.

"I was thinking, why do dolls feel itchy even though they don't have nerves? And how do you digest the food you eat and drink, there should be poop."

Sure enough, Naiyazi didn't have any good things to say when she opened her mouth. Seeing that the mercury lamp was about to explode again, Alice held her firmly.

"Now I want to stuff you into the toilet and flush it away with the poop." Displeased Alice, Naiyako apologized at the speed of light.

"Please don't do that."

For dolls that are alive and kicking, thinking about problems with the thinking of normal people is inherently a problem with the brain, and Naiyako and Alice have similar body structures.

Just eat and feel the taste. As for the food in the stomach... I guess it has disappeared into the nameless mist and there is no residue left.

Alice and the others were the only ones who decided to go to the beach to play, but unexpectedly, after a while, all the unexpected guests came.

"Wuhu ~ the sea!"

Yinsang who jumped into the sea with her swimming ring in her arms, Shana in the shape of a child wearing dead reservoir water on the beach, and a certain new Baji, uh... it's Leo.

"Why are you here too?"

Because she was an acquaintance, Alice went over to ask, and Shinbaji told her.

"There's no way to play in the water at the seaside of Hershalemz Rot, so we came to Disbod."

"Uh... indeed."

Hersharemz Rot is a magical city built on the former New York City. Although it is surrounded by the sea, there is no beach for tourists to enjoy on vacation.

It's not that there are no beaches anymore, but the sea is not safe, remember what's in the sea around Hersharemz Lot?

right!There are octopus feet summoned by the black goat sister. These things are not friendly and peaceful things, and the boats that approach Hersharemz Rot will turn into scrap iron if they are not careful.

However, these octopus feet still have to be kept, which belong to the urban characteristic culture of Hersharemz Rot, and must be tasted.

In short, the beach in Helsharemz Rott can't go to the sea to play in the water, and the trio of Master House who are too busy in Shanghai also want to have a good vacation, so they went to Disbod's Here comes the sea.

"By the way, Miss Alice, I have something to tell you."

Alice is the owner of Helsharemz Rot, and I just saw her here, and the new Hachi...it's Leo.

He told Alice some of the information he had collected with the God's Prosthetic Eye in the city recently.

"Recently, in Hersharemz Root, there are many black underground exchanges of gold runes, and many people are using illegal means to obtain gold runes."

Gold runes, the currency issued by Hershalemz Root, and the soul currency produced in the dungeon, have extremely strong practical value, so they are comparable to gold in the past, and are precious hard currency.

It's just that it's extremely difficult to obtain the golden rune, which requires the transfigured person to take risks in the dungeon to obtain it, and the amount obtained is limited. If he accidentally dies, not only the golden rune is gone, but also his own soul will have to be lost.

Therefore, compared to obtaining gold runes through normal channels, many people must have made up their minds. Gold runes are not a personal bonded currency, but something that can be traded and plundered.

There have been quite a lot of criminal incidents in Hersharemz Rott recently, although sending out the black knight Melindal can easily deal with all these criminals.

But Alice didn't ask Melindahl to do anything, and gave her a long vacation, letting her play more in Disbod, just rest.

When Leo reported the information to herself, Alice just showed a chilling smile.

"Leo, you should all know what the essence of the golden rune, the soul currency of Hersharemz Lot, is, right?"

"It's the soul..."

Leo nodded. The Golden Rune was called this name just for the sake of its sound. The essence of soul currency is the soul of life.

"The soul is very precious, even those of us who have the ability to create it cannot create it casually."

"That's why the dungeon of Helsharemz Root has set such harsh conditions. You can't repeat the adventure to get gold runes. It's like a maze that attracts adventurers with precious treasures. Let them die. Leave some of your soul behind."

"Therefore, in the city of Hershalemz Rot, evil is allowed to exist."

"Only by extracting souls from these evil guys can we satisfy everyone's needs."

Hersharemz Lot is not some kind of paradise. The paradise goes to the left, from the Tower of Babel to the Garden of Eden. That place is paradise.

Hersharemz Rot is a transit point, there are people who can go to heaven, but there are also people who will fall to hell, and hell will completely drain the souls of these sinners.

In Helsharemz Rot, who is shrouded in the "Barrier of Death", many bad guys may think this is their criminal paradise, right?

It's a pity that Alice allows the villains to do evil in Helsharemz Root because she can use these bad things. The dungeon needs a lot of living corpse monsters. Where can I find so many people.

"Hersharemz Rot is such a place. If you can't adapt to accept it, you can immigrate to the Garden of Eden. The people there should welcome you very much."

"No, we still like this city very much."

Leo is not some kind of saint of justice, there is no room for sand in his eyes, not to mention that bad guys should end up like this, shouldn't they?

Could it be that the prisoner who set fire to KyoAni could not be sentenced to death like Japan did? This is really disgusting.